Joe Rogan Experience #2270 — Bridget Phetasy Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. That's it. and all that stuff because I can become hyper focused and obsessed with them But I think it can be easy to just get on that hamster wheel gratitude but gratitude is like very important. never being enough and Brian Cowan was telling me about his buddy who's a He wanted me to be like his pet monkey no matter what, and I thought I had been rubbing off on him.

3:52 by the way It's not going to do it. Yeah, it doesn't matter how much you are. That's number one. Number two is you have to have friends. If you if you're takes the piss out of each other, it doesn't fucking matter what level you're at, who you It's uncomfortable you don't want yes been around you you want people that are making fun of you You know, their public face when they're getting interviewed, they know how to like turn it

6:36 Well, you know, he could totally do Mothership at the mic. Okay, so we're gonna make that happen. Sunday and Monday nights. Yeah, that's what I said. He's so quick. Shut the fuck up round of the purge your God. What the fuck is wrong with you? You know, ever. Always check and see. over and I'm the girl standing there and I'm like I think they're even more mentally ill because those are the people that are like deep in

9:53 I I don't understand not just exhausting but detrimental. It's a tremendous waste of resources That's a good point. Right. He uses social media like we do I think I do more fact-checking than he does Yeah. us. I think we need to be accurate because we do live in a time where it's like deep dives that people are doing they're viral they're mostly many of them

13:15 Forever. all circular uh-huh all circular donating to the Democrats the United States government funds them they donate to the Democratic Party it's all circular, all circular, donating to the Democrats. The You know, I'm so like tension. No, how do you have time to fight this? You don't have time to like- You don't have time to pay attention. No. And we, it shouldn't be controversial

14:57 Like a big part of the whole left-wing narrative that has like overlaid our country over the And why are they propping it up? Because it's a fucking beach ball at a concert. That was something weird too about Haiti where it's like only two percent of the money actually went there A lot of nonsense. Thank you for allowing me. Work like media working

18:30 care how people vote. Do whatever you want. I was only being honest. And it was weird free speech. They were actively attacking people All bullshit. They haunt me what like there's too many of them already and one is too many I think it's coming from one side because that one side is in power they're doing it in San Francisco, the whole culture is left-leaning, right? It's like not even leaning. It's just left,

21:31 what if you started thinking about it But you see, but that's the good thing. Who cares? is that the internet is right wing. just by signing that thing. Yeah, I know. It's just so funny. It's so crazy. It's a bit. So that organically there's a bunch of people We need someone of our own and like no fucking kid who's on a basketball court Yeah. Like me.

24:52 a way worse version of yourself you know that with the level of where you're at Unsettling I mean, it's it's good to see the tech has come around to not have to they have to but Well, also they have to look and be like this could go sideways all these articles about you making a phone he goes I hope I don't have to So like people just don't want to use it you miss a lot of text aren't they suit getting sued for the blue bubble

27:42 It's more- And every time there's like a green bubble person You're screwing things up. It doesn't anymore, but just good on whatsapp Because if we know about Pegasus and then we know about Pegasus too. Not, I mean, and given how many things I get like that I'm being hacked, like, you know, And a few of my friends have actually been dumbasses and they had, you know, she had do it like over Zoom

30:13 Yeah, like that. Like she was fucked. No, no, no. Influencers now do you think that will be just the trend or do you think we're gonna give you that look? Yeah She looks like, you know, just like as hot as can be. She's real. We live in a fucking Black Mirror episode. That's going to happen. that's in front of you and immediately know who they are and get a Google search on them.

33:17 if they know that like, oh, you were on a website It's very, very, very unsettling It shows you where it is. Yeah. boundaries between people and information, right? And your privacy is essentially just information And like, he knows. He said, aren't emojis kind of like a form of hieroglyphics? Like sound out words because I Math you're learning where it's just like it's it's crazy. I think it's core. Is that what it's called core

37:04 That's how it gets you I know know. That's how it gets you. and what it likes and you've got to create this loop between the image and the text and Right. In the wild west. Yeah, but we, I still like to come up with, some combination because I don't like them but last night my cousin who's my waiting why would it let us know if it's constantly getting improved upon and if

39:33 Ultimately, and so it needs to get connected to some gigantic fucking mainframe Chach-e-pt. Someone said that that's like if some small town in Finland It's definitely an arms race. Yeah, it's the Manhattan Project for artificial intelligence. It's not a race to the bottom, though. Yeah. You know he was a part of the Harvard LSD studies Yeah, they cooked his fucking brain and it tormented him. It's all documented

42:30 makes better versions of itself, we become obsolete. And they were talking about what is the soul. He's like, it's just another element on the periodic table. These life forms that live in volcanic vents under the sea where it's like a thousand degrees and we're like how when it's looking at? So a large language model is taking in all the Well, do you as someone with kids? How do you feel like?

45:47 and you kind of knew, but this is a technological, If you look at the graph of how things get better, but it definitely is. And she said it literally got buried under the sand and then dark ages That most likely, we got real sophisticated somewhere the late great Egyptologist, who he thinks that it goes back and I've talked about it too much, And it probably wiped out a giant chunk of civilization

49:08 where no one has civilization. And then civilization starts to emerge in Babylon, starts to emerge How about fucking Yellowstone? Yellowstone will kill us all. And so this thing did kill us all that probably went on for years. people are so fucking barbaric. which forced only the most savage and ruthless people to survive. I mean, even when you have a toddler,

51:44 What if you just didn't teach your kid that? trapped under something and then all of a sudden they can lift up something that's insanely strong, like like the stories of like moms having their babies trapped under something and then all sudden they can lift up something I think about that about Texas women Fucking hardest women ever. It's wild to me, even now there's just a different

53:35 That show's insane. Whoo, that's here, that's right here. You know, there's just like. and see how big it is, and then imagine You had to trust these assholes. They were using the fucking sky Apple pays my fake thing of technology. I like to look at it and then pay. Oh, I just paid with my phone god they tore the fucking doors off of it oh they went crazy for what just cuz

57:20 Yeah, but when I when I was a kid when I first when I first went to a karate tournament in New York, I This is real and we went through Times Square and Times Square was mad max One of the things that I did Like I can eat the fuck out of here There's just two it was the 80s in New York. They had two kids and they were just like we're out. It was too wild

1:00:01 and you have entire communities, everything comes in, everything, like nothing is here. And if these fires surround they're on the right track and these are the kind, compassionate people and this is the were they just insulated? Whatever the number is, there's a giant percentage of those people that live there that are connected You have to talk like a talk like a Democrat at the parties. You have to, like, you know what I'm saying?

1:02:33 Right. Even, do you think even though like the crew, because when I would be on- It's a hustle. This was the big disconnect that I so if you were if you were somebody who is gonna like fix the because you're being kind. I know. It's not about a real core set of standards and beliefs. government and they're controlling the mindset, the zeitgeist of the population

1:05:23 They didn't vote for this. And it's not good. It's not good at all. So anybody that's not commenting on the hey, you know what? to people's social security numbers What he's doing is uncovering insane corruption. We didn't know, we're like, we see it, It needs to be gone. Oh yeah. All of this was left wing stuff. And then like two basic bitch white boys. Yeah. David Hogg! Yeah. This is

1:09:00 This is so crazy. You had because the other thing that they're doing is saying this is an So their side is good, not their side is bad. And it'll have to be a young person and that young person will have to be a sensible person who actually is like a real progressive Like yeah, there's 80 genders and you you're fucking out of your mind industry that was created for all of these people with these useless degrees and nonsense

1:11:46 Maybe, but I had to be honest, but I still, I think it just happened in the general. talk. Yeah, we were right. We're defending ourselves. We were right. We were just a little No. They're not course correcting at all. It's not because there was some sort of a fucking right-wing conspiracy and heavily actually relate to and like. and it was very divided and people were in true,

1:15:19 There was like something very strange to me about that where so much that old cartoon Well, that's what it's really like. This is so nuts! don't know if I can trust you about foreign policy. I don't know if I can they hang out like the real people are I see how like broken some of the Elon Yeah, it like put people over the edge There's, you know, Joe Biden, they're all up there.

1:18:13 Look, a lot of people do that gesture. and then he did it, like if I do it again, then it won't really actually that. No no no this is great. Of course it's not really actually that no no no this is great of course Yeah. Percent It's all very weird. Like we are the fake news now you You know I assume everything is fake. That's my default That's a problem.

1:22:17 because clearly I want them to be real so bad. true so I don't think that that's true but I do not know if we've been visited impossible for that technology to exist. Right. That doesn't take you back to like There's a lot of possibilities. it's not real the way we think it's real. wake and sleep and wake and sleep and assume I'm sure you know the whole Baron Trump story, the ancient books that talked about a guy

1:25:43 Why does this have to do with Baron Trump? Because it's about a guy named Baron Trump and his his guru is he learned Spaniard Don from, Don, Don, his guy Don, yeah, joined Baron Trump and his faithful It's your version of it that you're going through you are you are And I think it's all very, it's very weird. Even the name Elon and Mars, what are the fucking odds?

1:28:28 I have no obsession with Mars, but she's obsessed with the stars a planet. She can point them out at night photographs of the surface You can see them right there, it's right below. angle turns so that image of what that thing is where that's located is just a I don't think it can be anything other than a structure. Yeah, that's crazy. I thought this was fake

1:31:20 the it looks is it perfectly square? It might be slightly off. Whatever it is, it's four right angle turns that have equal lengths. because I don't think it's a face. But what's interesting to me is the shape of the base That giant square where it looks like building. What was the temperature like? Europa or something? No. No, I'm not joking about Mars. That image is it sounds really crazy. No, I mean like are you joking about it on

1:33:52 and I wanna go live there. Do you have silo? No, I haven't watched it. I love silo. I love anything Yeah, that's all possible. Yeah, that's like a post nuclear world Yeah, it's uh you know it's a weird time for comedy. Do you think? has now moved to Texas. and how ironic yeah it's very meta it was but he was talking about how before It's just, I mean, it's no different than you being

1:36:53 quite high interesting right so they're accustomed to seeing like like that It's also not very well handled like the whole experience is not expertly. There's not a lot of humor in there Yeah, so many clips go viral on you know X and you think tick tock is gonna be banned How are we there? A couple days. Everybody was like super pushy. they donated like a million dollars.

1:39:42 lex Logan Paul was there oh Oh yeah, I saw that. And it got crazy. Very, very. Looking at Warren Sanchez's tits. He's real. it's weird seeing those people. be at one of those maybe once in your life if you're really lucky especially You know what I mean? Is it is it like a I don't know if All the other presidents look deeply disturbed. What's that called when there's like the extra person or whatever the designated survivor?

1:43:18 Cabinet of people that are kind of unified and all know each other. They're all friends It seemed like... upset like almost like he was gonna cry at one point in time. He looks so upset okay. Get rid of Hamas. I mean, the thing is what Palestinians want is a state. Yeah. Like who gets it? make it the United States, everybody would be like, fuck you, you need to give that to

1:45:56 Yeah, because it's weird. right now? It's like Bill Hicks joke about Iraq. your military has these rockets that shoot up in the sky missiles and take the streets. And what better way to get everybody on your side than to allow an attack to take who are very much like, I think, truthers, I think about this. That's a weird one. That's a weird one. What's the conspiracy around tower seven?

1:48:59 So is it possible to do that without having it the way the casinos do it? Yeah, they had diesel generators in the basement that? Yeah. How does it do that? Do you remember that wasn't even hit by a plane? Do you remember And it was, I'll never forget it. I know. It's smaller smaller than the original buildings I do wonder like I just I'm so curious about what it's gonna be like for our kids

1:51:40 So the twin towers were taller than the Sears Tower. They were shorter. They were shorter. Yeah, I don't know why So it's taller. Yeah, really. Yeah, really yeah wait a minute really I don't 1776 the spire. Yeah, how tall is that fucking spire video to I was just the spire of the World Trade Center I never this, they're saying that's what made Tower 7 fall.

1:53:18 Interesting. But still, still, why didn't it just fall into that side? So it wasn't like it all went in one shot. Like they were born right around that time. They were one two years old. They've grown up old one No NDAA, they go, you know, we're not going to do it. wrong and that like maybe they'd gone too far and I was And it seems like hysteria I don't think people learn that good I

1:57:45 Your are you a general? I don't know what I am They're just not good at articulating it or they never learned how to articulate it in case they go bonkers and shut it down. You got reeducated. And so you got a strike? Well what do you think is gonna happen when you're looking at all this crazy So, and I'm not sure how many of them, Ari says that New York City is like relaxed.

2:01:16 Yeah, so there's that, I wonder. organized I guarantee it's organized by the same people that are gonna lose a When you see protest, we all want to think of protests like the 1960s. Yeah, but do you think that the average liberal person, do you think that they're going to hey, maybe I was wrong. Agreed. progressive liberal government, what was I actually rooting for? Was I rooting for warmongers

2:04:45 the dismantling of the life the kind of West as we know it you know I think Oh, I can't stop it. and they're lurking on Twitter still or X still or whatever know comics that do that just to see the reaction how people agree with them like I take all your advice. and why do I think about it that way? And I try to go with, is it because it's self-serving? Is it because I've said it in the past that

2:07:44 that's so crazy and anybody that doesn't think that's crazy, it's like would you But there's a much bigger problem you seem to want to just sweep under the rug and say, oh, like you guys are just crazy for noticing all these connections. Yeah. Yeah, no, they're wizards. that's the kind of people that you want digging into this And then you have government being exposed for what it is.

2:09:35 Look, that's not good. The government could have said we are going to rebuild those people's homes to the exact state and even better than where they were before. Is bet on all this stuff and it all is involved with Exactly the same thing. I think people I do feel like for the first time ever there is an actual with any numerical ability has ever looked into Medicare and Medicaid fraud ever

2:12:45 Her husband got arrested. Jamie's on it. and it has a budget, you get money from the government and that budget's like $80 million is the key, they're not in the business of being frugal nearly 200 healthcare providers of insurance fraud. taxi cab, taxi company and UGIR lift drivers, announced last Monday more than 141 of the 186 I mean, they have to look at everything.

2:15:45 The lawsuit filed on December 17th claims American Transit was then billed in exchange But I do know It's fucking killing you and the wrecks your health them for cancer. was sentenced today to serve 45 years in prison Wow, this is fucking nuts. Yeah, because- Just for money. And there's other ways to fix your back. I did not. to get this procedure done. And Dana White did it too. And then they opened up a place

2:19:37 About AI and stuff like that. It would be Like, why are you doing that? Yeah, it is possible, for sure. let's give him money and they all just saw money everyone sees money here and bottle. Probably he's like she's not gonna need cuz I was like she wants to drive already. She's like when I'm five I can drive Spearing with news ways to talk just so funny. She's like and she just says the funniest stuff

2:22:52 They're gonna make the argument that autonomous driving is way safer, but I think it probably is oh it is yeah How do you feel about that? It helps my brain unfurl. And I understand what- what the fuck is that? The new one. Yeah. It goes zero to 60 in 1 ride. Yeah. Mine's insane. The new one. That's crazy. Can you take your eyes off though? Can you like text and stuff? Can you be a passenger?

2:25:05 This reminds me of that Silicon Valley episode where the self-driving car drives right into one day you're going to be able to get in a car that were on trains and riding horses and you say, one They go forward when they shouldn't. No, there are trucks behind me. It was nuts. I was like this guy is either like on drugs When was the last time you were back in LA?

2:27:02 There's just an energy here of kind of every time I'm down on 6th Street And I would be driving and I'm like, Yeah, I was a grandma. I mean at night. Like when I was coming home from the store sometimes, Now I'm the one who's doing 95. And I mean, my husband has scientific evidence 20 it was it is 20 Yeah and no one was there. So everyone was like why the fuck are you guys in Egypt? We

2:30:47 It's amazing. Like the Nile across from the all the tombs the like King's tombs And I thought I had like a panic attack. I had like these crazy dreams and I went back to the source and it was like a weird like my dreams were crazy. It was I couldn't and it had declined and gone and now you're there I don't know why. And I felt like, you know, like, it kept hitting my heart.

2:34:13 and panic attacks and I know what it's like And I was in a marriage different it was like a weird my body physiologically reacted to it too. that, this was, it felt supernatural. Like it didn't feel normal and it took me two and I felt like I saw all these connections, he could have been a total asshole because I kept feeling some weird sense was like a puppy energy and I was like,

2:37:32 wanted to win so badly and then the dice just was on his corner just frozen so he and my life has never been the same really since. Yeah. It was the most sophisticated civilization maybe ever I was gonna try to do it and do it with him. and right now that's not really possible. And that was wild. That was Egypt. and they had the Thrace exhibit. This statue is fucking insane.

2:40:35 Look at that face, that's amazing. I'd never heard of this before. March 3rd, I believe. The Getty Villa will remain closed until further notice. That's going to happen. Oh yeah. We might too. But I did see a comparison to the photographs She's a sleuth and she's been a sleuth and look at these And if that's real, see, I don't know if that's real. Nothing's real

2:44:59 indistinguishable from reality. Because it's kind of expensive. you can do a type five at a comedy club there. Well, it's just the beginning. and make you kind of like- a podcast with Albert Einstein. Let me hear this. Yeah, an audio one, an audio podcast with me and Steve Jobs. Thank you for having me. It's Phetasy, P-H-E-T-A-S-Y.