Joe Rogan Experience #2274 — Mike Baker Transcript
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0:00 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out! Yeah, I know. I don't know what I do this. So tell everybody what you were doing in the Middle East because it's pretty crazy. UK Special Forces. But they have the same need, right? to go from essentially northwest Saudi through these unpassable deserts and then into Jordan and then down to Aqaba to route the Turks who at the time controlled
2:17 Well we went out in December, spent about a week and a half. Wonderful guys, Howard, James, myself, Tomo, there's Craig in the back. The Omani shidad is different. It sits behind the hump and is even less comfortable. And now these things were probably designed some 2,000 years ago and they've never felt And yeah, so anyway, that's what you see there.
4:10 Is it because they're too wide? And I tore some muscles in my rib cage. great sense of humor, as did they all. I was in the first 25% of the journey. How many, how much supplies did you bring? moving forward and imagine doing that without them oh it would have been it Do you find spring occasionally? So they have, I mean, because talking thousands of years, they've figured out where the wells
7:40 All right, it's February. high quality ingredients with this much nutrient density, but AG1 makes it happen without added Yeah I should have included a map of the route itself. Pretty close. Eventually you get, if you zoom out a little bit so you'll see the border with Jordan. for the Arab states. Look how wild that looks You'll find all these wadis that are in there that essentially there's a lot of dried up
11:28 I know every single one of those damn son of bitches were laughing they were like what the hell and then But the cause, the UK Everybody used to say that. you can click on to donate, even if it's a price of a cup of coffee. It does me too. You know there were some that looked at it and goes, okay, so let me see, you're talking about It doesn't mean you support colonialism.
14:19 On the on the downhill slope of DEI, right? it's very obvious what many of them are doing. that I think it's turned a lot of people up. And then you realize, oh okay, Good people with good intentions mixed in. a community, a large group of people that all agree on a few very key rules one media cannot ever say that anything this administration is doing
17:34 And they look at the data sets and how things are divided and how you have to explain what's is an identification code linking Treasury payment Thanks to the US Treasury for the great work. Yeah. UFC, jet. I'm not cashing mine out. Yeah, you know cuz I know that's the the the turmoil around the hock to a coin and that's the fear about the Trump coin
20:28 where you don't pump and dump it How can you just? like am I going to jail like what is this? I don't that's what I don't know. I was gonna say but then again, we get fucking crazy greedy When you meet really, really rich people, you feel poor, even if you're really wealthy. Right, but the argument's good. billionaire who wants to control the world and has access to everyone's credit card and just steals all your money or does whatever
23:31 for not working hard enough. Yeah, you got a rocket shaped like a dick. Yeah Everybody you would think would agree that, oh, you're gonna go through government spending Very effectively, by the way. Yeah vote for Bill Clinton despite all the blowjobs and all the crazy shit Okay, no, that's great. Alright. They couldn't figure out what it was saying because it was written where the Chinese characters made the Mongol sounds of the words
26:38 Not us. Close to 2% African. No, not Christian Slater. That is a great fucking movie. Sometimes you can't see the benefit until other things happen outside the bubble that we may be looking in. Think more stability less chaos and I think the Democrats are very good back. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use the code ROGN. So they only have 24 months to enact real change.
31:10 Well, I would argue. It was awesome motivation to work out because these people look And then, of course, you have to say you're an ally You've done a weird thing with women's sports. Whatever a unisex bathroom right most places are a lot of places do right so you can find No, I think I said they. And when they can't get enough attention, then they do something you know even more wacky
34:33 these people that are involved, or RFK Jr., any of these people that are involved, even So it lasted for so long. Yeah. I think that's also because Zuckerberg started doing jujitsu than your own inner angst, or how do you fit in with this? If you want to wear a dress, God bless you. It just doesn't make any sense to me. No, I think it's simple enough
36:48 There's a lot of really hot OnlyFans girls my identity is not a And a uterus installed and now she's pregnant and she like Tik Tok story, and I was like, I never saw this. You know, and I guess now with video as well, was always sort of detection, right? If all you're doing is trying to create better systems to detect deepfakes, it's a losing I think that's not far away.
40:32 move on. Putin's in the background with the drums. It's like it's not tricking me, but I'm like, wow, that's really good. Right. I mean, it's interesting. okay you can probably get away with it, maybe not if you're in Germany or somewhere, but... The impact and what it might have meant for US EU relations and everything literally tears being shed over
42:46 They look into distance themselves. We're going to fine you. their leaders have- Their election is coming up here shortly. No, they understand that it's coming, and they want to do everything they can to stop Or talk about, so if you talk about the immigration problem and you say, look, we got to stop And that was, A, it was completely unexpected. you don't realize how hated, you know, you are now as Americans and the US is so hated.
45:51 Well, we're not curling curling they might be able to win at that. Yeah, if we practice it, we'd be better at that, too Molson. moments where you think, okay, I understand, I get your point, you know, the talk about turning that press conference with Netanyahu about, look, the responses from people out there was amazing. They do not want Palestinians coming into Egypt, which is kind of crazy.
48:36 you think that the cost of supporting Ukraine is high. They're having a summit at the end of this month, and they've been having little mini have held for some period of time and then fallen apart. Right. They're also talking about rebuilding it themselves. they've got to respond, and so now they're coming up with these ideas. US at the time. It's called the Pay to slay program.
51:52 You know what? that actually works as opposed to all the bullshit in the past that never did work and It's like, what do you want to happen to that area? It was a very aggressive action. They're plotting something. looks like now it's hard to even believe that it's real it's everything's gone And how do you get the money to rebuild it? See if you can find some of that overhead footage.
55:14 I mean, this looks like they got hit with an asteroid. correct. This is the way to look at it, I think. Because it's like, yeah. people okay it's just like the commentary for Wimbledon where we just but if my government had done October 7th, This is so ridiculous that we impose these standards That doesn't mean that the innocent civilians in the United States of America are fair game and neither should any other group of civilians
58:33 but they exist and we exist and do we really, I don't disagree on that moral side of things, but from my background I don't tend to live Oh, I know. I mean, we did. element that Hamas doesn't give a shit about the Palestinian citizens, the civilians, I mean. Well, there's no way that the Iranian regime, I think, would have allowed them to do this Well, yes, it was over the top. And could they have been more surgical about this? Well, yes, they stopped listening, right? And so what I'm saying is, was it over the top? Well, yes, it was over the top.
1:01:17 in the center of civilian life there. But again, it doesn't excuse the killing. is really, really fucking ugly, right? built up saying no more, right? We can't put up with this anymore. Now, again, the problem Everybody wants a better life, right? However, sad to see the Iranian regime fall for this very reason. Everybody wants a better life, however they perceive it.
1:03:14 So anyway, I'm getting away from the point, but I don't disagree with Dave. The direction of a government, you know all the nefarious things that the CIA has been accused of over Right? If that means VOA or Voice of America, Yeah. Yeah, that's... But I've been around a long time and I've spent most of it overseas and unusual places more money. It's to control resources and to control areas and to make
1:06:31 going to need a lot of money and you're going to need a lot of influence to do that. and we start the coup in Ukraine in 2014 Well, sure. which is what happens when you have a system like this, right? When you can influence Yes, there was concern over life itself. The Congo is rich in resources, right? Uranium, cobalt, you know, diamonds obviously, but let's take uranium.
1:09:59 now is the key. I mean, uranium you can get from a variety of places, Australia You know, you've got a hundred plus militias out there vying for control I don't know any other world, right? You know as long as we're so this is like a pragmatic perspective. I guess you know, as long as we're... So this is like a pragmatic perspective. I guess. Right. Hold hands and say okay. Everybody's gonna live as a collective, right? Right, which you know
1:13:06 Again, pragmatic. the years, I'm talking, you know, all the way back to World War II and beyond, certainly We want to create friendly governments that, yes, will be beneficial to our national security, I forget what year it was, but anyway, he talked about the business of the CIA. He says, I have no idea. we are. Yeah, or you're trying to convince yourself, who knows? I don't understand the
1:15:53 And that these things are actually beneficial to the United States as a whole, because even Which again, is kind of a strange way of doing things. Again, I look at that and go well. Yeah, is USAID also projecting whatever they call it, So I think what the perspective of this administration as state it is that they're going to review Great idea. go through every program, we're going to keep the ones that are important, and I would argue
1:18:52 Yeah. That's the point is I think going in there and calling it all waste and fraud and I think we're just so dug in now, especially the fog of war post-election, the left. But now I think you're seeing that they are, you know, coming together on that messaging. You, one, focus on getting shit done now. right? USAID and say it's a big old criminal organization.
1:21:51 out than even you think is necessary and then you figure out what you need. right? So even if they said that that's what we're doing and here's how All right, fair enough. there blow to course, the government go after it. Yeah, that's said a lot better than I could say it. And again, go about it, do it. stuff into these areas where it can't be traced, which is apparently where at least some of
1:24:57 So you want to be able to go through it in a methodical way. So anyway, that's- They're all like this, right? You've got thousands and thousands of hardworking street agents out there doing very important reality of what they're trying to accomplish, which is government efficiency, right? Well, okay, I don't think it's going to take that long. decipher. And one of them is the price of eggs, for whatever reason. The price of eggs
1:28:13 Is that treatable with antibiotics? Yeah. Yeah. Look, he's been in office for 23 days. Egg prices haven't come down. You of chickens, which they definitely did. It was Cruxfeld disease. I always fucked that up The same thing which by the way happens to cannibals. Was it a nephew that got killed and eaten by the? Yeah, he went over there, one of the, was it a nephew? Was it a nephew that
1:30:29 I think he went missing in the 60s. I don't think he thought he pissed them off. Oh boy, we're gonna get him Yeah, yeah, I went to Papa and he's so interesting. Yeah, I remember this. Yo was published by the Associated Press in March of 1962 a second investigative are restated in the written memoir of Anton van de Waal, a successor missionary to Van
1:33:18 Because there's photos of him hanging out with the people that ate him. There he is. And look at the smile on his face when he was looking at that dude. Oh, I know Oh, what is that? Oh god? What is that? Yeah, just been eating people Geez. Lenez Perce used to do that. Yeah, I think this is in my heart. I think this is in, Montana small catamaran capsized in rough seas. This is the... Oh, so Michael Rockefeller, a strong
1:36:52 They assume he- picked him up in a canoe and speared him in the canoe. some information that was given to them Why do they have skulls laying around? Yep, Epstein files, COVID. And they're gonna sort of kovat is also on the on the table I think there's a bunch of different things happening simultaneously. it costs like 10,000 bucks and there was a bunch of those subscriptions that were in
1:40:09 it sounds much worse. The problem is the way you say it. But I think- Or date of death. And so, yeah, again, from a messaging perspective, does Elon need to screenshot that and then Because it seems like the people that understand that programming language are the ones that aren't jumping on board and saying hey This is this guy's explanation of it.
1:43:08 I hope he's correct. Social security isn't paying 150 year olds. The system uses fixed width As many old programmers know, COBOL, young coders Exactly. an organization called the Department of Government Efficiency. And I think ultimately, I think Social Security disability is for life. So if they got identified and qualify for long-term social security disability. Now, long-term social security disability is for life.
1:46:21 to try to get the client because once they arrive here, now they're called clients. identify, yes, we have the following. And so they instructed us to try to identify, to try to get the client, because once they I'm starting to see where this is leading here. Okay, good, you can come in. This is insanity. This is unbelievable. then we were to process them for a U. a US passport. No, you're not. Yeah, I think we, again, fascinating if
1:49:18 Is she credible? If you know if you are in whatever party you assume whether it's the Republican Party or whoever it is that allows this to happen look, you get this check for life, Yeah, we'll tell you. The other version is cheap labor, right? Most people don't follow along the lines of I'm doing things for ideology You know, they're going to continue to do what they've done their whole goddamn life.
1:52:09 This is a very complicated situation. That's not how I don't think human nature is. tends to, you know, I think look at things in a more pragmatic way. And here's why and it's or but how you gonna tell them the you know buying and owning Gaza is a good idea, right? I don't know. Is the idea that we would protect American interests better if we were in control of
1:54:37 in- the day where some of these Arab states would turn around and say, Hamas has got to go. A lot of people asking that question. this is what the talks are going to look like. This is what the conference table will look like, and this is where people are going And they do, right? But the European nations and European institutions have allocated more money to Ukraine than
1:56:46 Where Zelensky said he hasn't received it. vast number of Ukrainian refugees. to put boots on the ground for some sort of peacekeeping force. what happens to the invaded country. Does it mean it just hasn't gotten to Ukraine yet? is We're not going to tell you what that's going to look like, but you can become members of Anytime you've got money going out in large buckets from the US government, you're going
2:00:16 How much? There are people that are getting rich off of this. Where's the money actually going? It's an 8A company. and willing to hunt it down, right? Remember that? People don't remember that. and then you get them for regular them for a buck. And everybody's like, oh, this sounds great. Completely weird scam that went on in the 1980s. I said, you know how this got started?
2:03:54 I mean, yet. unshelled nuts, walnuts, and you'd crack them and that was your activity while you talk to your mom You had to go to the closet. And the cords are always fucking tangled. I do too. I only know like three or four numbers So I was thinking like, well, I don't know, I just pushed the button. You're just getting bombarded by people that you don't want to talk to
2:06:41 Oh, fuck. Oh boy. that. I know it was funny because you proposed the 18th for us to get together, and immediately What, but we do a few- and they just released wolves there a couple weeks ago. that they got from BC, by the way. Colorado. So the first wolves they released, they got from Oregon who they took out of areas where they can't shoot them if they're killing your pet. This is what he said. I don't know if that's
2:09:59 This is a large population of animals that is doing a lot of damage. They're the only animal in North America, to anyway, the lives of a family out there. And it was amazing, right? The area where they released them first were areas where people voted against the wolves, But yeah, so I saw that and it's front and center, but I know exactly who's voting in
2:12:16 reality is it's already started. The wolves are there. They were coming into Colorado And I was like, well, these people that live out there, the ranchers that live out there, Well, we had Diane Boyd on, came all the way from Oregon and just made its way down. It probably wasn't even it because common sense. And so they offered opportunities for hunters.
2:14:51 it was like a VW, you know, hippie van of some sort. He says, I don't know what they were going to do. And they go, but it's not going to find its mother. assholes taking selfies with I mean these kids are literally is just like, get the fuck out of here. I'm trying to eat. They don't care, but they're Tell you one thing we're not gonna do hunt. But New Jersey has more black bears per capita than any other state in the United States,
2:18:36 Yeah, you excited about the JFK files release we haven't talked about that um This time around, I don't think they can hold any more documents. compiling all of them in one place. of the files and also for RFK What does that mean? right? So what could the documents have But there's whole pages that are redacted. then this was when the Trump administration didn't do it and that's
2:21:50 Right, and Epstein and all the rest. Look, Lee Harvey Oswald was on their radar for good reasons that time had decided he's a complete loser. reportedly he was on the radar, and I think what happened was He's back in the states. Well, if Trump really did say that, that if they showed you what they showed me, you wouldn't Union. Soak fist in cold water to numb the pain, then slash my left wrist."
2:25:54 somewhere a violin plays as I watch my life whirl away, his U.S. citizenship. Mr. Richard A. Snyder, the then second secretary and senior consul were using him as a patsy. Oh no I know that's I mean there's obviously like What, has he gone through all the files? I don't know. Yeah, I really do. Hasn't a lot of that already been released? And I do think that there was something going on.
2:29:30 He got money and guns. What do you think? that down. onto or redact a thousand pages, what the hell are they doing? Clearly exactly what happened and when it went down and how it went down unless they did somehow another He thinks that those guys who got fucked over at the Bay of Pigs when they didn't get air He's not wrong in the sense that they hated Kennedy, but a lot of people hated Kennedy.
2:32:39 The or Jewish community to take that or him MK ultra version is the The MK-Ultra version is the best version. We've never done any mind control experiments. Where you saw that Jamie? Oh, okay. Allegations of mind control tech spark a crypto donation spree amid intrigue in Chinese finance use of brain computer weapons. So people would see it and even they themselves were controlled.
2:36:24 trading. of crime in which wild animals become puppets or complete It would draw a lot of attention to it that someone just literally lit a million and a Whether or not it's true, that doesn't... I-style warfare in Europe, with trench warfare between Ukraine and Like it was pretty vague. control organization from the time he was born but only discovered he's being
2:38:53 Yeah, I'm concerned over the legitimacy of this. It's been a very painful in the last two years, Lazy wrote, now I have completely lost my It's like there's so many bullshit stories. I can't tell you what the stuff is. I don't know whether we've been visited or anything like that, but every time there's Yeah, I agree. government always overclassifies, always overclassifies.
2:41:32 Because I don't think, honestly, I don't think there's a lot of information there. Yeah. He's explained on the podcast that he's authorized to say what he's already said but nothing 50 years ahead of anything we could imagine, that's how I would do it. So why wouldn't the Biden administration say that what the hell? Yeah, I mean, what's what's you know, maybe you should tell me
2:43:38 Brief with Mike Baker subscribe YouTube What is the real need for something like that today? Thank you, Mike.