Joe Rogan Experience #231 — Dom Irrera Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. I got to Ireland, unbelievable. This isn't even Dublin. It seems like it wouldn't, but it really does work. When I was a martial arts guy only They want to relax too. Every night guys came because they heard me on the podcast. Yeah. He's a big boned. So he lost all this weight. And he looked so good. I was so blown away. I was like, what the minutes. He's like a real athlete, even though he's this big guy. So he lost all this weight, and he looked so good.

2:38 He went back to it eventually. I just won. You wish you could invite people to one of your shittings. entirely green so it's like all the time Yeah. Well, that's when Kevin had gotten back to eating again. Yeah, I got a real problem. off because i'm doing really well i want 45 45 minutes. I'm out of there. Bing, bang, boom. for two-and-a-half hours.

5:49 Well, some of that, you know, the Dave Chappelle thing with the five hours? I said, well, I don't believe that. You know, it's like your stand-up is you're a craftsman. Because it has to come out in its own way. I just write. and i'll slowly work them out on stage i do a bunch of different ways sometimes i don't have What was the one that you told me when we were playing pool?

7:45 it's like I can't wait to wake up I was killing And I couldn't wait to write it down. sitting in the soup was like wow it's fucking hot and then i sit down and i turned to the camera and things that are going well in his life and so happy he's such a happy nice guy i always wonder about guys who are always depressed openly bear your soul yeah i mean he's like when he does these like monologues where he talks about

10:33 I never really let somebody else's success diminish me. and then you got a sitcom right and then you got a sitcom. I was like, what the fuck do you want from me? What else? A new muffler? What is that weird free shot? All I do is critique people. Happens all the time. He was so light. You remember it was Dropped him. Felix Trinidad Boxing live is weird.

13:36 Yeah, the impact sounds and the ohs of the audience. I just don't like fake violence. Oh, you know that story, right? Yeah. Ken was a big fucking dude. Yeah. Buddy, it's only business, buddy. yeah he decided to pool together some money and start his own fucking business what kind of money About four weeks ago. Once he gets back from Brazil with his fancy friends.

15:59 I remember I saw him years ago, and then I saw him recently, maybe six months ago or so, maybe a year ago. I love knowing that that whole process of figuring shit out is possible. I'm starting to reach the depths of alcoholism. I don't like smoke, though. I got to drive. It's been a while. What do you think? They keep talking about that in the news.

17:46 If I don't like it. Did I tell you that one of my best friends is prosecuting the Sandusky case? Can you imagine? It's so scary. oh yeah you have to go why would you go for the chain of command what is this nazi germany i don't I mean, I guess that's not. If that's really the case. We used to have a priest that molested us Oh, wow. And then they just had

20:30 i don't think he did i don't think he did any of the sandusky type level stuff because it was That's ridiculous. like, how could an organization exist listen, we just found this new religion. It's horrible. You know, with so much molestation. Irish people are fucking smart. I go in to the grocery store next to the hotel, and this Asian guy calls me,

22:39 He says. Like 8,000 miles away from my house. It is nice. I know you like the sports there. Hurling is not, Hurling. I came here thinking I was an alcoholic. Look at this fucking game. An axe-shaped stick. Oh! rules. This guy just grabbed the ball, threw wear their shirt when I could still fit into because he uses this old kind of language. you were here

25:36 and I could still I'm in Atlanta. Are tickets available for that? unlike comedian Dom Herrera, who will be at the Tropicana on June 30th, He might get off. get that motherfucker he's a get him he's a genius man it's amazing that a guy like sandusky's still It's so sick and gross. They said, I love when people go, I hope they do that to him in jail.

28:00 And then if they put him in solitary and isolation, I mean, it seems like they're just going to convict him. It requires him to be guilty, Fuck, man. And you know who was the coach of the linebackers? I feel he was revered. Yeah, people put themselves in situations like, I want you to have high self-esteem. I want you to go to the gym and have fun in life.

30:23 force kids like me who had nothing. Yeah. Well, it is hard to grasp the whole organic spaceship thing. No, there's nothing permanent, stupid. and that's the reason why everything exists today i mean the reason why we're able to sustain life Somehow or another, like, it's gravity interacts with us. Thanks a lot. it's that's the space shuttle yeah they go to like 250 300 miles they like Space shuttle That's like That's where the space shuttle Oh it's that The space shuttle

32:50 You know obviously And what height It was one of those guys. Right. special so special what is that song i gotta have some of your attention. Oh, yeah. He was a heartbreaker, I was like, Tom Petty is such a bad motherfucker. Nope. That does happen. guys. Really difficult. cat now like a space cat this looks like an alien it's scary it's weird egyptian yeah and and i

36:39 She would go, that was fucking scary. Yeah. That was my 3 p.m. halt. Mm-hmm. Is your podcast available on iTunes? Don't you think when you asked me about the Tropicana, I should know how to I have it. It's Dom Rarer at... You've given up on the fact... People like that. Yeah. He's done the Ice House Chronicles one. They're so much fun. I think it's going to be mostly the Bone Zone guys,

39:44 All right, sexy face? The crowds are fucking amazing. The crowds are amazing. saying it's by just telling people you know what's helped you telling people what you're what you're Ask me anything. either at work or at school or in the media media getting this perspective that you have to be some What, like a video? That doesn't really do it for me. Oh, you saw them filming it?

42:23 I think you're going to score. And she wasn't in. I can't wait until Friday. And he didn't want to go up. Where, are they in the tub or something? a uh you know there's a cigar holder that like a little capsule that they put cigars in like a And it was Jill Kelly and Janine She only had didn't seem like you know like if these are two girls and they were just sitting on the couch

45:35 Put your ass higher. And I shouldn't say her name. lifts her thing, and starts sucking her tits. He'd say, hey, come here, let me take care of you there, tough guy. Well, it's different because it's bullshit. Don't break my fantasy. I know the girls that are in the porn that are girls are all real i mean oh yeah yeah i mean all that all those a lot of them

47:31 It's lesbian until graduation. She said she's only going to be a lesbian until she graduates. To cock. You never heard of that? You don't watch enough Mexican gay porn. I drew you into my less than obvious web. Definitely. Beautiful. for all the morning hosts. I'm just to give them a break from all the, it's like a convention. have a fucking convention. We need

49:44 doing it because it was like, it would kind of cost you money. Well, I like working for the UFC, too. I'm playing Joey Lewis. Zac Efron is. There's a guy named Joe Bologna. We call it Bologna. Oh Joe Montagna the actor No, it wasn't. I think it does. Yeah, I'll say. Am I really? I think... Like some famous actor that used to be... Where are you? Bonus features include a lesson on how to draw lucky.

53:22 When did you do that one? Buck at the Barnyard Cartoons is the way to go is rolling. He was a hilarious comic. with the football head. and I was Ernie Potts, It's been such a great contrast for my lives She goes I was Duke the dog She was like eight or nine. Dom Herrera love you Rogan I-R-R-E-R-A. make this happen? Nah. Especially since they're owned by Facebook now.

56:16 This was live? How about that? I use it a little bit for gigs, and I'll answer the occasional email. They should both be 15. off every week Get some kettlebells, son. next week. that cannabis documentary that I was in many years back.