Joe Rogan Experience #234 — Adam Scorgie Transcript

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0:00 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out! because they actually get into the... I think it's a better way of doing it. Because that's fucked up Gotta let Mexicans fuck your sister You couldn't get someone to do what they do for $500 a week. L.A. is kind of a crazy place to live, if you really stop and think about it. And they call it the LA River California is one.

2:43 Yeah. Our fucking houses are It's connected to a fucking nuclear power plant, and it's in your house. come through a line that then goes to it. I didn't even That if we lost this crazy thing that we've constructed, there's no way we could live without it. Like you said, it is Skynet. We're constantly on the tit of technology. I mean, I would get nothing done.

5:27 I'm always able to hit you up there, and you get back to me, That's what I don't like. oh shit, I think they just give it, i'd stop following the people that i don't think's writing them when it's just these great Well, maybe I missed it, but you haven't done a tweet that's so bad. You know, it's these little, like, moments where we, like, decide who we are.

7:47 Move forward and let that shit go. I was like, we came to the house, and he's like, how long to set up the lighting? I should say the awareness process. man, because I mean, Joe. And I mean, people knew you from news radio unless they were a diehard fan and then they knew you from fear factor right right so they didn't see I think you have to and i bought it hook line and sinker until i was 30 years old and eddie bravo got me high

10:49 yet? There should be. What the fuck, man? Ken must have a friend. I bet he probably have. I mean, there must be. Ken must have a friend. They must have black Barbie. Look, you just got to accept that. a body like that because that would be hilarious. You son of a bitch, Brian. Is that what it is? what the fuck did I do? and put them in a sexual position.

12:57 Why is that any better? are hanging out and partying and you want to party with them, I just don't think I would have been that slick to think about the hook line to get into the place. Actually, that's what you do you can't do that when you're 12 man that's uh i just don't think He's been tricked by marketers. I had all them, too. I was a big Wolver had all those. I had all the Marvel superheroes. I had all them, too.

14:22 comic book collection. It was just one of those desperation I need food moves. You're rolling nickels to eat. That was about when I grew out of it, but I had a really douchey high school art teacher Fuck artists. He was a really dour dude. might have to work and do a diaper ad and i was like this guy's just so negative like fuck artists I'm like, dude, you're gross.

16:32 So those people that were telling them not to do that. when I just get that little bit of respect. I remember I an english teacher and it wasn't it was in like the 10th it would be a completely different vibe than all the other classes, everybody was happy, they were And the dude, like, I know he had a dodge like a lot of 17-year-old girls. The math teacher was in her 50s.

18:45 It doesn't pay well. But I'll tell you that like teachers, what they told me later on is that they used to hear so many bad things about me in the staff room that they were terrified of me in their class but the teachers that were cool like i never ever You know, that's how it would feel. he with the bikers now and then my buddy's like no actually he's uh gonna be on tv this week and

20:23 Ooh, Jesus. When I took over, it was, we've been trying to put together a screenplay for years. article in the mcleans that the ha were it was said rich and powerful in bc some of the richest damn right like they're the rock stars of colonna like when you when you go to my hometown it's like Yeah, you can't say it. Or do they generally get along? there's like a women's national soccer team staying up it was broad daylight right in the

23:30 like i had a bad i did a bad deal with a childhood friend on the club so i didn't get paid 23 and all rest of that to finish so i had to go back to my stepfather like two or three more times to get It was very entertaining. But if you think that that cannabis should be illegal, you're insane. ending his term um but then it didn't go through and his son erwin cotler's son was actually like

26:03 So these MPs kept hearing about it and they kept getting letters from people saying I want you and mom to see it. So these MPs kept hearing about it So think about the topic. with em they did a cool way of doing a screening is they had a square table and they had tvs on in this attire suit. I've got some pictures, Brian, if you want to pull them up, but it's like me sitting with the end.

26:52 And then on the tables, That shit's ridiculous. that you're supposed to have a tie on with a bolo tie. How silly are ties? Do you have a vest? So I know that you're a gentleman and you kind of look at all this and you're like, really? it's hot hear ye got much better now We can't have people just struggling to try to sue people. really reached out, and I bought her a car and done things to try,

29:59 it's almost like a victim's rights mentality that life has fucked them so hard And I'm just like, man. He's putting out good karma, you know? eye for a while i did i look like the kingpin right everybody's working there moving and hey You inherited a cocaine operation. That was my only chance to get out of the hole. Well, it showed, you know, once I met you.

32:18 Okay. Well, that's why we're... Right. I'm going to show it to all them. dollars cash oh my god he did holy. You borrowed 200 grand from your dad? I'm like, well, if I'm ever going to pay him back, there's the marketing shipping and then it's at the end of the day, we have not seen any. not losing any money because i wasn't gonna download i mean i wasn't gonna buy it anyway

34:59 And we weren't that. Because when we did that, it was when I really had just started smoking on a regular basis. and I don't think it should be legal. exact same thing it's just with marijuana and it's with a bunch of other different substances that that we know are devastating to actual life and to our society but if you can prove that a whole new level that's talking about some of the think tanks of like why we get into this like are

37:49 And the guy was like, where the Schmier campaigns come up years later, right? 16 hour day at the Hill, did this guy have to work on that? on who's dealing with it. So if you come past this point, then you cannot leave fielding questions about... Have you seen it, Brian? She really did. Leap has members of the DEA. What is his name? know this as the chief administrator for the Drug Enforcement Agency. I'm asking you a

41:30 I'm just asking you as an expert in the subject area, Is methamphetamine more addictive than marijuana? Are those painkillers more addictive than marijuana? Well, it's a crime. That's craziness. Exactly. them out because they're too drunk right of course Of course. And then they're like, what? What do you mean? Oh, my God. a cab and i'll wave your cover if you come back tomorrow but tonight you're done and then they

45:43 The dumbest thing to do you know, security in a club or a nightclub very polite like no sir uh you know none no craziness no wanting to fight the cop you know I looked at getting into it when my dad first died and passed away. like there's a mortgage broker that'll help you because you got bad credit and they'll send you guys would come in in the wintertime colonna's dead it's a summer town and they would come in

48:35 That is a completely different connection than someone who will sell you something that's fucked up. But the problem is that while it's still the way it is, So there's no... Yeah, they do. They could do huge, huge operations. I'll show you pictures on my phone. When I was there, the cops were coming through it with them, They're like, ah, yeah, you can film anything you want in here.

50:42 And once marijuana became legal, then hemp could become legal. couple months now. Yeah, you can use it, manufacture it, ship it, everything, but grow it here in the U.S. So, it's not whether or not people could, I guess someone could pretend like, oh, this Oh, well, let me pull this out. Like in the new Bugattis and stuff like that, the interiors being done with hemp.

52:57 Is that your movie? But what it is is they made a car instead of like Corvettes are made out of fiberglass, you know, and like really expensive cars. Yeah. contact before if you pick up an oak log you know the thickness and the hardwood that feels like it's heavy as shit right well the that you know they think that everybody should catch up. and they were going to leave.

55:31 It's still a movie. If you want things to be reached by a giant gang of people, The culture high. information that says that marijuana could be the most dangerous drug that is in use in our society you can pick or choose through 10, there's one or two little mistakes in there that we made. about um the the real medical findings that he discovered he said it not always 30 days like if

58:05 if they're going to, who was, accidental mix. They just don't stop, right? illegal is just crazy talk it's crazy talk it makes you a nicer person it does it might make And then a lot of times they don't even realize. He didn't smoke cigarettes. they literally took this dude's It's crazy. Like, you'd see it all the time. I'd rather be a struggling filmmaker that's working three jobs like I am than go back to that.

1:01:19 And this guy smashed him in the face, cut his face. they're like it's a good thing you're overweight because if you would have been an inch thick he saw the blade hit the ground and blood all over it. shitty i i'd never want to another nightclub fuck that yeah there's just too many douchebags i can't raising people. And what do you make? You make shit kids.

1:03:16 Well, you can get them drunk and you can get sued if they crash their car. the doormen are excessive. and caves his cheekbone in. So it's like part of it is inside and part of it is, like, covered. I shouldn't have been in that sort of a job So these guys tackled him, and they beat the shit out of this guy with a walkie-talkie. That's tough marketing.

1:05:13 do you have any of the other guys that are martial arts guys that want a job? I can't be around big giant dudes with a security jacket on. you have to help right if these guys get to a point where they really want to because sometimes my dad was friends with a lot of the big mc guys and when they used to come in there was never a My wife, that's why I married her.

1:07:44 So to sell to a legit buyer, they wanted at least two to three years of books right i talked childhood friend and then you know didn't do that right either because we didn't put everything on paper so i got screwed and had to start for i remember in new york i lived in a model house in New York. So you did that stuff? Not that. But no, I lived in a model house because I used to work for Men's Fitness.

1:09:27 Yeah, well, we've hung out a bunch of times, man. I'm trying to remember what the actual problem was. Do they still sell players' cigarettes in Canada? Oh, you bet. Wow, that's great. What am I Googling? Do they still sell players' cigarettes in Canada? Well, you guys are coming to Calgary soon. It's so illogical, and it's so corrupt, and it's so gross.

1:10:47 Fucking Square Garden. Nonsense. That's a sad statement. I still want you in BC, but... Okay, here's the latest. People always go with me. There was an introduction of a provincial law No, it seems like they're opening the door Dude, we were at the fucking Rogers Arena, that gigantic Rogers Center, whatever it is. And it was filled. I just think, you know, I think you come from a country, first of all, that has to survive the cold.

1:14:34 They got those battle scars, even if they're not physical ones, right? Look at you, you handsome bastard. if you go to a nice place. and talking to them. Reading a book. They want to hear people come in and come out. that that trap it was so the union was like the first thing you ever did really yeah the first Explain what the situation was. or, no, 10 rows with two each way.

1:17:54 both going to make just the growers that i knew in there were going to make half a million each Canada is going at it gangster style. And whatever, you know, discussions we have, diplomacy, I mean, what kind of diplomacy do we have? We up like a carrot. And whatever discussions we have, diplomacy. Everywhere. and there's a lake And they're there. And it's...

1:19:51 and then that was transferring to like 6000 canadian wow they were making a killing it's And what is the one in seven? wire it all and the guy's like oh here here's six grand cash call it even well of course even the They'll come and get you. I did my first. be doctor's recommendation or anything nonsense like you got some drugs on you boy i don't want

1:22:16 They would get all paranoid and shit, decline in automobile accidents So. Some people can't handle life. Some people are binge eaters. pastry guy because my grandmother was italian right so like i when i see that stuff like oh All those. When I lived in New York, we used to go to little diners you'd like to eat. What's that over there? Yeah, I don't, that's not,

1:25:09 Now I'm getting back out. No, no. I'd be fighting Cain Velasquez right now. Yeah. Everybody in the know knew about this kid, And so when he mauled Brock, the people in the know were like, I'm so pissed off the Ream fight didn't happen. He took Shane Carwin down. He's really, really going to be hard for a lot of guys to deal with But, you know, when you're nervous and you're not sure with your footing yet,

1:27:53 that shit perfect. Thunk! Amazing. They could have called that fight. Shane Carlin is one of the nicest people you could ever meet. through there and i like to go like i i went to go try uh jujitsu for my first time a few months It's like a little ninja kid. Because mine's like, for some reason, No, I – You don't realize it. In the back of your head. I think it has something with the cloud. I think it's in the cloud. You know what I mean? It's the first one that comes up. I'm like, Jesus. Because you're a stalker. You don't realize it.

1:30:15 I don't know. I'm sure I can figure it out. And that shit is slowly being brought to light technologically. and got all excited. Janine Garth. And I'm like, what does she look like now?'m on my phone i'm like okay and i look and then i fucked my own quotes up all the time And then she Yeah but then I see Like right there Have you I feel like, of course,

1:32:17 I don't know if I did it, I did it with Chastity Bono before she became Chaz. But it was fascinating. So it's not just a stereotype you're saying. absolutely completely different things So we have to figure out this whole representative government thing i mean i don't know how you guys rock it up in canada but it's not very much. One of the big differences I see now living in the U.S. and then coming here is there seems to be a bit more care in Canada.

1:35:07 like not, that's not the proper use of your karmic resources because, you know, you gotta, the other comedians when people are on you let them pull plugs for their stuff. Did you see Graham Hancock? I got it because of you, right? That's what I mean. And then it goes. community like i mean for the most part and this is not bullshit almost all the tweets i get are

1:37:14 And they always, like when right now we're doing this. What's up, my friend? We met in Vancouver. So you have a Kickstarter for your new film, It's only like four minutes. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. The film went on to win numerous awards and garner critical acclaim across the globe. quickly growing to serve over 35,000 active users.

1:40:23 Now in the twilight of a public shift of awareness, Are we least effective when lost in the emotion of group mentality? By August 1st, we must raise $190,000 to kickstart the remaining funding necessary to produce this film. If you haven't seen it, folks, go out and get it. We did it and then it was a while after that Are you going to be in the movie movies?

1:42:54 But are you going to be able to go to those mainstream cinemas that play? I'm saying, does it get censored? It would never be on Air Canada's flights, right? areas like don't even sell me that i'm like could you put it in like an amc multiplex cinema that's a copy of that and, you know, have the pride. So it's cool the way you're doing it. Like even it shocked everyone.

1:45:15 There it is right there. for money on the internet do they have like very specific laws like you're not allowed to Well, that's the thing. these google lenses these google goggles will be uh a subscription service where you can pay to look through someone's eyes. I would take a chance that the day iTunes I loved and it showed guys Devastating to people.

1:47:19 Well, I'm denying that part right now and I'm apologizing for my ignorance. First he fondled his balls. No, no, no, no, no, no. You're still in the room, He's one of those guys. You know, like, how he liked girls' ass. I like underarms. Without comedians? I realized this recently. Well, at jujitsu. Looking at you, man. Just fucking Nazi zombies everywhere, man.

1:49:44 This is slow. Do you know him? It's called the Comedy Mix. That's what happened. It's perfect. I'm going to Ottawa where you just showed in your documentary. Oh, snap. I expect everyone at the UFC to be on mushrooms. That way nobody's vulnerable. Yeah, we would all evolve 100 years in one day. and fucked up things can happen at any moment right now.

1:52:24 If people who haven't, how crazy the experience was No, no, drink. That would be the greatest holiday of all time. Oh, Jesus Christ, son. if you want to do any more of them. So you have a show at the same day that I have my show? that uh massey hall is the fucking coolest old building too man it's like a really historical You played the union for Parliament?

1:54:40 we were like, ooh, how are they going to? That's hilarious. Wow. animantium shit. that I did where I said the exact same shit. Listen, fuckheads. with it. You did an amazing That a boy. Man, you're awesome. really give a fuck about you. And we need to recognize what they can and can't do that doesn't hurt anybody else and when you're doing it because you're some sort of a financial gain where people are allowed to tell other people what they can and can't do that doesn't hurt anybody else.

1:57:51 And if you in fact stop doing that and instead embrace the psychedelic experience. And follow Adam Scorgi You're brilliant. The other one I'd used on the union one by accident, so I had to use that one. and then we go into production in September. Ari Shafir, powerful Ari Shafir. Me and Ari just added a new day to the San Diego show. Right now it doesn't look like it, but I'll be there on Friday.

1:59:43 Do you believe in Anunnaki? You didn't like it? landing on the chick and she's okay. You know? Family, right up there. then there's a fleshlight guilty that you were doing this and this is no way to live your life, just getting sucked off every day by a robot. and you never come ever again. some battle ropes. Battle ropes some kettle bells too so you can be a manly

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