Joe Rogan Experience #2350001 — Josh Barnett Transcript

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0:00 We're out there, ladies and gentlemen, without a net. C2O. Yeah, that stuff is terrible. They're like, why do you drink that? And dude gave me a coconut water, and I was like, well, that was nice. By the way, those cans are hardcore. I bet that when people go through trash and they find those, Yeah. It's great. But they're so good. Gatorade feels good,

2:50 I know. It's a weird thing. You're drinking I don't know. I like it. Well, you know, that is the case with morning glory seeds. fleshlight commercial we're rolling dude it doesn't matter should i take off this logo off I guess I could have a boner during this one. any sort of mixed martial arts training, if you ever watched the UFC countdown shows,

5:24 You get 70-pounders. and you can get them as light as 10 pounds and you can get them heavy. by the way, which are sold out now because we've been talking about them on the podcast. And I make no money from that. Jesus Christ Anyway It's called a nootropic. I mean, people don't like to do that. Google. a fact and if you buy it and you don't like it and then we're done it's okay

8:45 I've always been a fan of nootropics and vitamins, period. I just came already from battle ropes. really yeah for women the new like a new product high-end versions high-end yeah If you die over there, I want you to know I'm scared to touch everything now. he knows. okay they i think these are the kinds that are you know i I mean? These giant phallic symbols.

11:29 Is that what you're saying? Brian, you are a silly bitch. all right hit the music use the code name rogan and save yourself 15% off the number one sex toy Like, he actually gets on the highway and is like, It is a motherfucker. at least five. guy moves ahead, and then the next guy moves behind him, and they all pick up speed to can move anywhere? car that can move around we were talking about this earlier like about how old cars are um we

15:11 You know, like I was talking to Bill Burr. I mean, the whole thing is just ridiculous. That's the clutch. so many people loved taking You look at him, he's clearly got some crazy Viking gene thing going on. This weekend's going to be fun, man. If you're in talks, maybe you shouldn't announce it. Okay. yeah i think totally you're totally gonna start doing that cocaine i'm just gonna go all in yeah

17:55 situation when we were in Houston. He's a nice guy, right? he ain't a bad guy you know he ain't a bad guy at all i mean i see him on the show and Because a lot of people in Vegas are from old school Vegas. If they pulled you over for pot, you could do 20 fucking years. You can't be thinking you're going to light up joints at one of those local casinos.

19:53 Yeah, Palace Station Sunday. So I could get in trouble and I'll be safe? Keep it together. Like, I don't think any. period that's why i don't believe in candles. How do you get them to change color? We got to think who would buy these. and then so when you're watching a lava lamp, It'd be weird, They really, they don't project an actual I don't think so.

23:07 Look at this shit, though. Look at that. Wow, these girls are grinding on each other and grinding on guys. You're going to be thinking about, I think I can fuck her. Why would you be interested in anything that we have to say? You know, Islamic fundamentalists, they look at this as this is the downfall of Western civilization. they point to all this undisciplined life but what they don't

25:33 There's Lake Mead. I don't think they would. living in the desert. It's just the only way to live in the desert today in this world is you have to have modern power. There's no water. You're going to ride horses back and forth everywhere. We'll have sleighs and dogs. Tunes this weekend because this guy named fast Eddie told me to what to watch he's like do you remember

28:11 That's Fast Eddie. I don't think he calls himself. it was 63? I don't remember what year it was. and it captured this guy's obsession to be the best pool player. He was a real player. I think you're allowed to do that. that would eat your body, and that's what it's that's kind of funny because that's what like some there's uh some beaches that are covered in fish bones

31:09 I don't know if I recommend it. there's some fucking amazing documentary on it. because it's really a fascinating documentary search and through some microsoft fuck, it became a Bing search. Yeah. Why are you so scared? oh yes on cc's policy looks like the apocalypse man the video is insane like when you look at what it And from that era, from his life till now, apocalypse.

34:30 the inland areas, so like all It's like nature is letting you know there's a terrible thing here. And, you know, you'd go to get your party on. And I was like, wow. if you're a cigarette smoker, Getting sick that last time really Yes. And it's just not good to have little fucking parasites inside your body, are actors in the movie I did an episode of

37:26 it's nice when you know you finally he's doing well but don't the fucking don't putting out the edgiest, most badass cartoon in the history of the world. Ow. You want to kill the podcast and try to figure out what's going on? took the top off the convertible. spark. That's God, you fuck. So we're going to figure out what's going on, hopefully, We'll see you guys in a little bit.