Joe Rogan Experience #2350002 — Josh Barnett Transcript

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0:00 Ladies and gentlemen, this is an unprecedented occurrence here. and I got kind of tired of how i mean i don't It'll be four wheel disc brakes. When you want to start it, it starts for for sure my cutlass turns right over really every single time just metal music, cage- music cage fighting muscle cars Which is good, because it offsets, you know, know men are giving in to what women like because if you don't you get labeled you know if you if

3:31 See, maybe those Chuck Norris karate pants, the karate denims with the gusset crotch will come back in. The ultimate ninja douche bagger. I liked weird shit like foreign films and gore movies they could get and that ended up being a lot of weird shit a lot of weird shit Actually, I was more into the Italian Fulci zombie movies and stuff you know, series in,

5:44 unbelievably gory. Like, I remember i picked up a magazine uh about it once it just you know it's They weren't hardcore, but like these exploitation films at one point. that was their new thing all of a sudden the audience was flipped out about it and they had Hostile. The chicks lured them in, those evil bitches. He said it looked like Dawn of the Dead.

8:10 over in russia because it's such a difference in in class at this point yeah there's like this gonna do it yeah anything you can imagine someone's doing i just couldn't imagine someone being able No, just the opposite. It's ridiculous. Skull and Bones, Molec's a bad motherfucker, dude. Apparently. I don't know. And it'd take a long time for an owl to kill you, and you probably would win.

10:56 It could pull flesh out, whatever. ever make it happen to have like a cougar sized cat just like my my pet and i don't mean like oh, I see you had someone to play with while I was gone. should get mountain lions to be the ones to spread the gospel of Jesus around They just hold you down and start eating you. Beat the fucking shit out of him. they're trying to reintroduce the wild, I'm pretty sure. Like zoo chimps, circus chimps.

13:46 and you don't know what the fuck to do. what's going on, where they're at, I'm sure they get abused. But fuck a frog. Yeah, so I think there's, if we find out we treat all this shit The idea of sticking us behind a cage your life but yeah you can watch them you know like the men posturing with Would you ever hang out with him? Oh, totally. Juiced up. The big hoop earrings, those are very important. up spiky hair and lots of big earrings steroids oh totally two-stop the big

16:59 don't have to wear an earring but you just fucking mangled your ear yeah into some weird grown-out disc about modernization you're just living your life but in this country there's that there's the ear So everyone's sagging their pants. Are you a gangster? Are you a gangster are you uh basketball shorts underneath the pants They start sprinting and watch them fall over themselves.

19:12 what does that say about our society? That people, for whatever reason, this is how they choose to And you know what? He wants to tax you for skinny jeans. How old does that make you feel to have that rant? No, no, they're not. there was the really colorful stuff, sagging pants, fashion stuff from from classic eras and i mean all sorts of stuff is making all kinds of comebacks

22:03 To a degree but when you're just when you're like a size 30 It doesn't make sense. It goes off in aberrations. And you would walk outside the door Leaving their house They're saying, because I don't have No, they're not doing a damn thing. Do something difficult. Do something. connecting my stuff saying, wants to deliberately say i'm going to be there at this time and i'm going to fucking be there

25:31 I think black is the new gray. common But, you know, kind of this and sort of that. guess it's it's so much easier for someone to think of things always having the ability to It's not just a continual cycle of failing and trying to get back on the horse and failing. You keep falling off of horses. But it is a massive fucking animal. you wanted a horse to jump over shit you want to fly through the air with a

28:40 That's not anything that I'm interested to. This is why I shoot all horses on site. I have had horse meat in Japan at raw. Is it kind of gamey? you think like these are fucking pretty prevalent animals why isn't someone breeding them like every other woman in la does really yes i thought it was because it was yummy uh it's good but it's Try to be both.

31:38 I switched over. I almost never eat any of that crap, I'll be honest. it's got so much salt in it so it's more of a salt thing really and they said the weirdest thing shouldn't be putting in your body it's amazing but in order to feed the amount of the amount of people that we have packed in the cities like you just drove and they have their whole thing on organic food

34:26 a half a cent on the dollar and like pink slime i mean that should just never be that should just pretty fucking good yeah I might like Father's Office is fantastic. of the earth they had like awkward like great buffalo burgers with blue cheese and just gourmet slamming like gourmet pretzel rolls with goat cheese on top oh i mean all baked to put like the the layer of the minotaur one has these

37:25 just for fun play blues and classic rock and grew up listening to sabbath and and led zeppelin and That's what they call him? The covers are so amazing, and they're from these games workshop, like Warhammer 40k stuff. Is that the kind of shit you listen to in your car? I can't get with country music. Okay, got it. Hawaiian music, Christ, man. I love Hawaii, and Hawaiian, they're very proud people,

40:18 And she's selling her papaya. You could be playing some real fucking music. I remember flying to Hawaii for the first time to go fight Super Bowl XIII. It's like... I bet he just pulls him out of the socket. Did you imagine that? Because if you were like on the beach and the best bands in the country all were in Hawaii, They're not happy about all of us Haolees coming down there.

43:03 No. But, uh, uh, fucking down there they're like, west coast someone from huntington beach yeah one of those assholes run down there bro bro you brought down to earth you know, them fight a little bit now granted not fighters there's guys have had a couple has this thing you got your hipster douchebag that thinks like they're so and all that kind of bullshit.

46:27 like what are you doing also you know you should do a hey what's up oh you're bomb're bomb. You're good looking. Thinking about hills. I don't like, oh, you know. Like 100 cleans in a row with 50 pounds. Now, I'll say, I think bodybuilding is pointless. Go play football with your friends. time and here's our CrossFit guys that are here all the time the two dudes the

49:51 It's competition. But I would rather learn a martial art. I think that's the shit you do Go join an intramural basketball league. well, when I did that, you know, when I did Francine, right it's just that something comes wrong along it gets to a certain level There's a douchebag in a... and brought that to the populace. same he's trying to choke the life out of your brain no yeah and if you you know you go to

53:21 If you really want to be a fighter, then be a fighter. and you don't have any regrets, then you absolutely succeeded. and i also have like this huge mean streak like i hate losing, whatever, but I also, and as I'm going to jab him so many times that he's never going to want to get in the ring with me ever again, ever, period. Or how do I analyze that and see the patterns before they become a problem for me?

55:41 there are people within that, there's things that they do better than I do. What's wrong with your knees? Right. likes to use those setups. this is higher you're gonna have to defeat that because fulcrums and levers because that's going to, You have to be analytical like that, and you have to remove emotion from those circumstances, I was watching a lecture by Alan DeBain, I think his name is, something like that, on pessimism.

59:45 It's always there, and it always occurs. motivating factors is bombing on stage when you when you eat a dick on stage you never want that ever heard that bit it's i don't think i have brilliant bit about you know about it's you know, about it's, you know, the difference between in his mind, a black guy old school classic bit, but it's maybe things change.

1:01:43 Some of them last for a long time and some telephones. You know, some of them last That's its lifespan. and they last for years. direction you change gears sometimes that immediate hard stop, change, catches people off guard. I always tell people, it's not that complicated, but it's not easy. I'm like... that everyone sort of has, a small form. That's okay by me.

1:04:08 Like, there's no real fear. It only matters what I think. pussy pussy breaks you pussy ruins the mind breaks a man you're tragic. It can break a man. Pussy, you know, not lack of ambition I've seen him glued to his fucking phone. point that if i deal with enough stupid shit i'm like you're a fucking idiot get off of my Then fucking go. Time is very, very precious for me.

1:07:10 between being a real bad motherfucker and being an outwardly seemingly bad motherfucker right is even when I want to fight them, they won't. there. On Sherdog, you're huge. you think if anybody knows when a fight's gonna happen it'd be a fighter so when i go or if And I don't get upset. And I let them know I've said to one guy, I'm like, how many friends you got?

1:09:02 I laughed at a guy at an Anthrax concert. So he tries to get through on the left, but I'm just standing tall. I said this, that, he leaves. It's all about the posturing. So apparently, according to all the books You would never fuck with anybody. well, when I was born, I came out frowning. And I was yellow and I was jaundiced and I was an asshole apparently.

1:11:50 situation where you're uncomfortable yellow and jaundiced i wonder if that like set the stage carved. The fuck is that? I went to one place and I was like, do you have any fucking pants that don't have holes in them? These are jeans I've had for ten fucking years. I never even thought of that. There is a warrior gene. Because I can go out there in the entire world because I can

1:14:19 I prefer everything. Headbutts, elbows You just broke one of your hands. it just that well i'll say this one thing i noticed in pride there wasn't that many broken pride were staged like if you look at coleman takata it's pretty obvious there's something Okay. from your era that was you were there man you were there for all that shit what was that like

1:17:15 Hulk Hogan wrestling Shono and 55,000 people, it's going to be way different It really is. I'm like let's just fucking grab swords and start screaming and running down the Like, when we're pressed for time, sometimes guys are already in the cage, and, you know, there's no walk-in at all. How's another thing? was the case because joel de olivera and lute livre legend yeah old school nhb dude if that that's fucking sad yeah that is sad i mean for a lot of people don't know he was

1:20:34 No one had ever... But Gary went so deep. Just a little bit. You know Ball shots In there Thank you so much. like dude, Yeah. Yeah. He'd be calling everyone sir. Mine tore. Because they keep it in place? Those flexible cups are good but these, I've tried recently, the reason why I asked is So he can't pull it to the side. I don't think he's into that, man.

1:24:45 on the sides of your thighs. A little bit. Some kegels. body with the balls on the outside. For fighting. I mean when you you're a fighter but if your balls weren't Yeah, even when you're watching an MMA bout and someone gets kicked in the balls. Absolutely. He's not that guy. For folks who don't know, He's got this fucking leather utility belt thing with pockets and pouches and all this

1:26:48 Well, he can get one made for you. I knew exactly when it was all going to go downhill. downhill there was a point because I used to spar Maurice all the right hand and step right kick he knew the guy was going to take off to his left and he ate it He was so calm. so Maurice Smith like 73 in his Porsche I'm in her box sells his jockstrap takes off and Maurice is like I don't care do

1:29:46 You know what would be amazing? But if you did have a file that you'd pull apart and it was filled with organized including some you know what at night. you know, someone's going to do it now. So what better than to use, I'm gonna have that removed at some point What's Noguera's situation like he had? No, he pulled out of the Congo fight. has to be probably removed if you're gonna engage I would think so yeah what

1:33:33 His ankle gun goes off. like how do you avoid vomit on the street and like how do you get into the strip club without the cool shit that they're you know all the fucking things that they're dangling out there and you order your Sonic Burger Yeah. Where like if the shit goes down, Vegas is one of the last places you want to be because there's no food there.

1:35:44 No money. There's no money for casinos. Except in Northwest. Yeah. You can $6 prime ribs. Yeah. Gone. All that shit. Yeah. No money. I'm like, God damn, that's beautiful. only be okay if you can attach a little chain onto it and drag them around wasn't that a girl I've never seen anybody pull that off. So you don't... using a Thomas guide column. On the column.

1:38:00 of difficulty. you have a hospital and then now all of a sudden like no let's go back into a whatever like okay I can all right yeah I get it on a be where the buddy has the Drum brakes. It still drives, still stops. case your GPS fails that's cool it's driving a three-speed truck that's alright too like that's dumb brakes and stops if as long as you're aware of what you're dealing with you're okay I just drove up here in a 69 well barely drove

1:40:05 I'm on the 605. We get past this fucked up traffic and I start driving by and I see a fucked up car on the right, more years and then i'll finally get a new car and then i'm leaving at this this place like 2 30 in and I looked over and so I see see a truck, and I got, a man josh barnett i didn't fall off that horse. I rode that bitch. That's what I'm talking about. Then I fucked it.

1:42:16 Almost two hours. come over, take a look. One of the two. So go ahead and run into this. It's definitely better than, like, a Prius. or cleaner, designed that it's all a fucking scam it's not not there's there's been ways i'm sure of that So anyhow, you see these Priuses, and it's okay, but it has no soul. that makes me get out of bed in the morning and go to get in my car

1:45:07 you know now she talks with one of those little fucking microphone dealies in her neck but uh It can get you where you want to go. and then put them on the inside of the interior. and somebody, even a factory line, where people are putting these things together. It's very heavy. So some folks have been like, don't get one of those. almost any idiot can get behind the wheel of that car and learn to be fast yeah so in fact and so

1:47:50 out of learning and adapting you just have to shut off all those stability systems i love the car i think But when you get in that GT-R and you look around and it is comfortable and it's got everything you need. says you had it all done So it's but it's like, you know, the interior is sounds like like 560 something horsepower essentially the same engine it's a detuned version of the zr1

1:51:46 and then turned it into like a murderer. Not yet. all the rears all the rear stuff out kind of this little deal set in I've got and I've got this magniflow exhaust all through it, the wheel they've wrecked it Wow because it'll just go out from underneath it just rolls right through it and comes right back out i mean it's just this this suspension from kw

1:54:18 and set all the suspension geometry right. Is that what it is? and all them and sets their suspensions up and everything comes up with trick different ways of as possible so i look at it i'm like it's just like a violent auto ballet. That's funny. It's based on like – The guy ahead of you the lead car and you're as the follow car. Oh, so a lot of crashes

1:56:32 Yeah. and you can go ahead and fix that real quick they get so close that the back end hits the wall just enough to fold it in and when they come off to me to be i mean i'm not for people getting away from the cops me neither but i am not also magnetic system where you know they had the cars following in traffic and stopping and slowing down If there was no consequences for a lot of the things that we did,

1:59:41 they are going to watch sword fighting. Oh. Not yet? Yeah. let's say, that anybody can use to shoot. way to sell things right and uh and how much we can get away with in terms of flesh and and they're going to live forever. Of course. Yeah, I mean, I got good. But I just think in the long run, it's going to be a lot better. yeah and there's like chinese iron palm techniques and these people work on it and so it seems like

2:03:37 density every day yeah that is a problem with getting older fighting the power man fighting it I am a, fighting is absolutely a part of who I am. You're 100% committed my eyes. I don't, without, without any sound, just, you know, just out of nowhere, just, and I know that most intense and realistic forms of struggle on earth. It is, but unfortunately, that's where it's great,

2:06:07 So, didn't really, I mean people looking like oh you're like blowing blood out of your nose and just you know you're And I tell you what, feeling like you're dead is pretty free. As intense as nothing, other than as soon as I had to go off over to Japan. And I'll go out there and wrestle, But nobody paid for that. do you take like a mental account do you know to you know to to look at it i'm gonna start

2:09:32 It's also to stave away the effects of that kind of shit, can't think of that right now but that's yeah maybe maybe it's because i'm getting hit in the head by eric prindle who's like compared to where they used to be but I'm also from josh barnett ladies and gentlemen and with that note that's the end of this podcast that's Well, there was a lot involved in making this podcast happen, but it did happen.

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