Joe Rogan Experience #240 — Aubrey Marcus Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. I'm back. When you say that not too much left, that needs to kind of accumulate. know what man fucking i'm on deathbed somebody might say i turned christian you know you're will help me for the rest of my life i mean actual concrete things this was a very different experience The dragon dragon yeah and you had some insane visions and you communicated with flotillas of

3:16 The thorns and the snakes eating me, and actually the insects burrowing in my skin and exploding. fucks with almost everybody yeah it's the number one pervasive fear yeah it's i've had that unbelievably lucid place where i had to get me there i you know i had a flotilla drawing smoke um sublingual um drugs yeah it's a very it's a very strong Did it seem, when you were looking at the world and all the different aspects of your

6:17 I was so able to just navigate through a different space hate to mention it's a space of infinite possibilities and i'll show you there something There's no Rosetta Stone there. that's kind of where you're accessing this information i think also it's possible that feeling is just a drug interacting with your mind because that's like it's definitely possible you know what i mean like there's like some area of your personality

9:41 I felt like I was in a new world. and figure it out because i had a lively debate i was actually down there with my friend bode and these are all come from chemicals chemicals have produced chain reactions they've produced I mean, the chemicals in this dimension you know like he's like the person who can go go out there and pick up information that's

12:14 experiences. I know that when I and you're tripping your fucking balls off with nobody to talk to you know it's like did you mean i've been watching lately it's called uh mountain men and this it follows three different dudes one here yeah and then he drives 24 miles on a snowmobile 24 miles to check his string of that by the time he tries to turn around

14:32 There's no one there. you're around someone who's loopy on antidepressants. And you're like, I wonder how much of our brain is just fucking designed to be a hunter and gatherer. to happiness was every day he went out and his's his job was to hunt rabbits because the rabbits would tear up the gardens so that was his daily challenge that he got to do and he was had like every

16:22 you're just clocking in yeah i think that makes it even more more difficult to maintain happiness well everybody can't have the perfect life It's not a lot of pain, but it's a mild pain. mountain man is so happy because he's connecting with the natural world which i think is another and check out and live for other things, That's why ocean towns are so happy.

17:59 Yeah, I agree with that. And you were also so beautiful. and then like like the people that work the doors are all ex-military guys so they enforce it more places is those guys generate enough money to fight it in court and so Yeah, they didn't have a license. And a year later, your pot's not worth anything anyway, stupid. That's what they said at first, but they've not lived up to that to people that weren't violating uh that were violating both state and federal law that's they

21:19 Kicking in a meth lab is dangerous. Meanwhile, the cops are smashing the cameras and shit. and giving them bottles of pills. Too many people could do it. Except, I guess, in some cases like Iboga and Ayahuasca, Not everyone's growing tomatoes. Bamboo grows like a fucking inch a day. the fuck are you talking about get get away from me i'm growing some lettuce if there's only two

23:52 with this plant that you want to grow so they go and they pay off the cops and they they literally the most nutritious proteins for you at all the fibers you can use for clothes i mean and it's Meanwhile, they're selling Oxycontins by the truckload. papers and go what do you got enough oxycontin in there to kill a fucking country yeah good i always

25:58 Is this illegal? Yeah, if you hold the whole turd. many mushrooms and freaked the out ran down the streets like all right we got to stop this But then the Church of Santo Daime won a big case for ayahuasca as a medical, Yeah. from Brazil and they combine Christianity with ayahuasca it's it's a So the beings that he's talking to, creates things that are imaginary.

29:05 until somebody imagined it and then made it. to you in the way that makes the most sense right to you you know but so let me let me get into the also has some effect on opening up the reactors in your brain so it kind of activates the ayahuasca You're smoking it, period. Yeah. in time the shaman's kind of rattling his leaves and singing his songs and uh and then the

31:54 That's the, I don't know, the cricket type. inside yeah so in Ohio sounds like at night I don't think Ohio sounds quite A phone? because nothing really was happening. breathing type of dragon. And he goes, he comes right up to me and he goes, so you want to change And he starts cruising. And then I thought that was a pretty good answer. me be aware that of where that boundary line lie and not to trick myself or confuse myself and

35:31 So he was really like challenging me in these answers that I gave him, Yeah, exactly. off and i hop off i don't know the the details of how i got off the dragon into the woods or Wandering through the woods by yourself. No, I'm fully. Now I feel better. and a bunch of gold chains all over it. bear and i could run free in the woods and i was like okay okay i get it and basically what he was

38:56 with comics they like start saying things they think people want to hear or they start uh you and we went frolicking through the woods. like raise my consciousness to the eagle anything it was really like a dream state so anything's something about the world by actually dropping all of your kind of own ego and really That's what I would think. into the laugher's eyes and consciousness to a certain degree too, right?

42:00 funny and what's not funny then it almost always goes to shit i mean until one strong voice the festival speakers bass kind of So I would think that if you take a hallucinogen, and that's holding me back? feel most certainly when i do uh dT or something along those lines is that you fully gonna trust i don't think he eats meat either he can go fuck himself do you think of like

45:32 there's an imbalance it's a chemical imbalance they have issues they have whatever it is they're like this shit's coming out of your ears i mean what is what what's really happening there is it There's a small amount in everything. Like you could use a Syrian rue and acacia to make a different ayahuasca type rue. It becomes the spirit of the mushroom or the spirit of the ayahuasca.

48:38 Makes sense. It's a burning bush. Because one of the creepiest things that I've found is that, especially on mushrooms, I have seen a lot of Mayan things. sized mushrooms that's one of the interesting thing about the psychedelics that make it seem teach you something and tell you something like what are they doing do they like hang out and play yeah it might be a a delay in your inner conscious you know how you you can like if you

52:32 feel the cell i don't i just feel me and i know that i'm breathing air but i don't feel the fact and there's no ends, and there's no beginning, to make sense of the whole thing but and they're trying to give you information one of the things It was too beautiful to look at. And every time they would say, look at this, Relax. I didn't have any particularly crazy visions,

55:32 was absolutely one with the jungle and i was asking i was like hey does the dragon want to show up Do what you need to do. That was me. That's the mantra. rowing through this sea this moonlit sea you know i'm like all right sweet i'm on this ship i don't I have no clue if that had any meaning at all or if it was just some random trip. Archetypally, it is feminine.

58:45 kind of your own voice but ayahuasca will give you things i mean some things were very poignant and Like I felt like I was heaving some giant ball of something from like the depths of my soul. whatever kind of you know cigarette cleansing thing he did the next day because i saw him And that was his intention while doing it. it's really preposterous i mean to think that people

1:01:56 Right. the perfect life. creation of your imagination as you hear this i might not even exist okay i might be here just and that maybe not he might have fucking needed that guy in his imaginary world in the face so or things that they revere, these ideas. and you go and do your thing and hang out with your girlfriend it's like you've been on a path and you've been on a journey.

1:05:14 You kind of do. say i mean i i particularly like the paradigm that the shamans have there, That's what you're conscious of. beings of the sixth dimension and then the eighth dimension is this kind of oversight dimension where these messages and these different herbal treatments and you know it's from these eight the possibility yeah it sounds like it sounds

1:08:41 that have been around forever and these technologies are the psychedelics So even if he wasn't really talking to his father, are illegal in the united states where you know they're legal in different places, but illegal here. been around for thousands of years. fools yeah propaganda it's a it's a bummer i actually had another thought this is kind of

1:11:04 that we currently have. I'm I'll take my spirit and push it into another body. And so that consciousness never experiences the I think that the technology is sort of a psychedelic experience. so we sort of mistake the concept of what what is psychedelic but the technology for sure is changing everything and providing people with Like, literally, there'll be something like...

1:13:58 They'll be able to scan your fucking molecule. have is able to be accessed it's going to be ones and zeros they're breaking the wall yeah it's And people say that rather see them on ecstasy. a five or six session month long journey, That's it. Sacrifice themselves. Even a jaguar gets them. That's it. Yeah. like all right bring in the monsters you gotta get the monsters have to chase down these 50 mile an

1:17:50 so they're like do get a very balanced sense you know like like nature got it right there when you're in the I mean, it's like a self-sustaining sort of an environment, the rainforest is. How many years would it take to grow all that back? people have debunked it but it's really cool it's too bad that it's bullshit neanderthals have much larger eyes and they're much higher on their head they're like where our

1:20:47 And they were super muscular. and you know his idea is that it was uh we were at war with neanderthals until the intelligent humans figured out how to uh how to overcome them but like look at one of the images this The branch that created Homo sapiens happened earlier, so we don't know what happened there whether we fucked them or they fucked us or both yeah or

1:22:33 But that was like a real issue with people. other he has to drive a fucking i see him four days a week he drives like an hour to get here that shit doesn't happen you know it's like where's your wife i haven't seen her for 10 years where she's charging like $60 to snuggle for like an hour in like a New York or city like that. If she's hot, I'd do it.

1:24:54 fucking whacked out yeah you know i think a certain amount of contact and interaction is with the fact that technology is just fucking taking off faster than our biology can catch up You have a 30-year commitment to pay the X amount a month, and you've got to work. but it's the consciousness is starting to reject it you know i mean you're starting to see the

1:27:20 bombarded with truth for the past you know who knows how many years now yeah we're information the way you used to you couldn't that that bernie madoff dude that guy that guy could it's not like interacting with the real person where that where you would never say that to it's just stupid It's just awful. There's a lot of them. the worst uh you see those people in real life too you just never see them because we're here

1:31:29 think would come back you know there'd be a unity between the governing body and the people and they We could take him anywhere. You're like, come on, Steve. to review the person that's reviewing and if the person reviewing only us two And this is what's hilarious. he's getting in trouble for this. He asked, he asked, what is this? right and so some woman yells out actually rape jokes are never funny this this dumb cunt that

1:34:12 What he's trying to do is, Is that what you're saying? of that he had to apologize for her because he joked around about rape yep that's raper She should be fired from ever going to a comedy club again. show is on you know just joking around and dane i haven't heard anything today everybody builds their karma everyone tweet dane cook that he has and they you know there's there's a bunch of people that run like there's this one dude that I know that runs thousands of fake Twitter accounts.

1:37:47 He's responding to himself. It's a program. A spam from Twitter, they'll do that? you can't say fuck you in russia you better hide bitch beaten to death with his computer yeah they So she's bawling in the room. time one with foot yeah stop crying and then i send money home to mother russia I don't know how he rocks it, but the guy's straight and when I found out about him

1:41:20 just fuck yeah they're not really that concerned with fights. Yeah. It was brutal. percentage of body fat if you had him lean he would probably be about 205 something like that and then just unloaded on him on the ground. prize fighting world totally yeah no people don't have to worry about brain damage anymore if they can just sort of stick a fight and he got triangled and tapped from the triangle and was no head trauma at all in the

1:44:23 They were pointing to something that had happened in training a week before. went completely unconscious, like instantly. You're getting KO'd twice and then you're he really doesn't have a whole lot of options. I mean, you're doing one thing, you know, and while you're doing that one thing, This is the most amazing spectacle on the earth, you know,

1:46:20 How long ago did you do this recent trip? Okay. Probably Ari. It's me, Duncan Trussell, and Ari Shaffir. They're like, I know it was a long time ago, Joey. can always sneak in and hang out with us we're we're at the ice house all the time we've had a whatever it is. or something stupid. have simon we had greg fitzsimmons dom irera ari shafir it's that kind of lineup

1:49:15 and uh we went in there and it's like you could feel when you're standing in that room when it's and like go up these fucking people would love to see you of course he went the front door like i came out oh yeah he's there for that show yeah he was at a comic con for um I was like, is the valet still open? think with ari oh wait no i of blonde people yeah i was looking around and it's like every single person has blonde hair

1:52:19 houses, giant estates overlooking the water, 20 minutes from Tijuana. you could drive over to America and just see a show. I mean, eventually you're going to live. You're here. Yeah. There's just people playing softball at this park. the bridge a lot of rich industrialists and all sorts of uh fancy pants folks live on that island yeah i don't i don't know uh

1:54:30 Basically, the acetylcholine mechanism remains exactly the same. You have the huperziocerata as the acetylcholine S-raise inhibitor, and you have alpha-GPC as the raw source of choline to a little bit manic effect of the mental speed and that kind of focus that you get from the Yes, you should. Well, it's fascinating to me that this is a new frontier for a lot of folks.

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2:02:11 probably the second best, I think, is a combination of rice and pea protein. grow this shit here in america it's illegal how stupid are we yeah that's one of the how this could be done i wanted to get a corvette and then get the body panels made out of hemp I have the resources that you seek, sir. It's not 640. So it's a big-ass V8, but it's really efficient.

2:04:43 I like, but I'm not really that cool with convertibles. And I just love the fact that these guys are really going for it, money i got one i got the Challenger. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. We have the best comedy. right now I'm Joe what what? settle the fuck down gross so if anybody wants to keep up with me So check it out. Well, if anybody's going to find it, Finding Bigfoot's going to find it.

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