Joe Rogan Experience #241 — James Bobo Fay Transcript

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0:00 Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. And this is an official Squatch hat. This is a goneatching hat can you sell these because if you don't you should Oh, that's hilarious. When I was a little kid, I went camping with my parents. There's no way. A lot of people are not aware of that. Patterson, I think he's a fraud, dude. See that? I believe very firmly it's very possible.

3:39 They stab you. They have been killed. and it's a real story. they just saw a warden, and they were doing a U-turn way up in the Sierra Nevada. All the way down to like Kern County. So this guy didn't believe in Bigfoot or anything. He could see it through the scope. to a sprinter position then got up and sprinted super fast stumbled once and then went crashing

6:24 way bigger heads came out came out of the brush and we're running around looking babies like the size of like three or four year old kids but with way bigger heads they'd get up on two legs and they'd come up face to face and he said they sound like two profoundly What they shot was probably eight foot tall, 600 pounds. Are these the big-name guys that believe in Bigfoos?

7:53 What have you found personally? I could even tell that story you know yeah He didn't have a cell phone with him? went off oh no dude well i'll tell you i'll tell you what happened so he shot it and the thing is just a guy with a story no no he came back and brought when he picked up the baby it bled on his like it leaves like a grease slick there and they found out there was it looked like a bear

10:24 white with brown mixed in like kind of multi-colored and it's weird coarse hair and it was like uh like a i saw it it's like grayish white with brown mixed in like kind of ketchum uh-huh and there's a lot of controversy around her, I knew it. Well, because she had to come up with new... Well, I'll just say this. Last week. community of those type of geneticists and stuff is that it's it's real like there's it's it's really close to human like

13:06 frustrating because we were like you guys never put any real science in the show they're like And then it goes out of range of that even. Yeah. it was heavy and it ran through the woods and it sounded like it was making primate noises the, I didn't buy a word. People are crazy. She doesn't bark or anything. and she went crazy and started digging holes.

16:41 ever track humans again they only track one one thing, those cadaver dogs. They've been known to kill dogs pretty frequently, yeah. Really? Agg really aggressive dogs even dogs that were just minding their own business they've And the thing walked up on their porch, and the dog was snarling and snapping. Now, what is the most conclusive evidence? Okay, you're talking about Greg Long's book.

18:49 Roger Patterson and Bob Gillen. guys he's 81 he's still out there like breaking horses and roping and what part did he play in And he was like his brother-in-law, No, he was there filming fresh tracks. They never thought they'd see it, especially in the day. I think you're tripping off. You think it's a real his global her exact words uh what should i should i look up bob patterson bigfoot footage

21:16 that was tracking some illegals coming across off the top expert guys in the world like chambers that made the the um okay right let's But it looks like a dude in a monkey suit. Because you're a big dude, but you're always bigger than what they thought was Bigfoot. No, a lot of them. real life dude the fifth grade squad leader that um shot their way out like came out of that rescue

23:33 I saw one. really smelt that smell real thick you hear about because i haven't smelt that like people always You're in your car with the windows rolled up That's a wild thing to think of. What was it like to you? And it just hung so thick like wet dog mix But thick and like nut, and you would not, when people, That's where you're from, right? Nowadays, it would just be a piece of crap.

26:57 sasquatch encounter where it scared still to this day was scariest moment of my life like six years earlier further down that ridge line we'd been logging there one summer and they'd Like, these dudes were gnarly, burly Indian logger dudes. And this thing came from the north. sounds like almost like more coyote kind of sound but it sounded then i'll just never forget it did

29:36 I was sitting up there and I was this Indian woman And I was like jammed up there. Like if this is the dirt road here, This came in my nine o'clock, and right when it did like this craziest roar and snap this tree that night because... tribal dances and stuff They'll kind of dig on it. Right. Where was that that they got those? It's like your eye focus is so quick.

32:41 be bright outside then they're in the in the shadow. Like, it'll be bright outside. Then they're in the shadow. A lot of people, right? or 200 were trying to bullshit me. We did this thing once. I did a show for CBS once. though you couldn't tell man when you watch the playback you couldn't tell they were bullshit it agencies and we've heard like other uh police training agencies like when they teach them like

35:33 I could just see Roscoe Pico. and you go, man, I think this guy might be full of shit. Oh, there's some of that for sure. Yeah. Rich Moneymaker. It's awesome. It's got like 50,000 sightings on it, whatever. I don't know if you ever saw it. And maybe now there's definitely people that are in the Bfo now there's like several hundred people across the country it's

39:00 a weird bear right because they brain came and processed bigfoot especially before the 60s like monkey creek ape canyon monkey ridge ape ridge like they're all over the place and they'd We did an episode there. they'll take the money they set up casinos down there they just need to offer them some cash where they said that it signifies the end of the world

41:17 why wouldn't he just bring a piece of it with him? because they could have brought the baby when it weighed like 30, 35 pounds. But they mapped the genome of that flesh sample he brought in. Yeah, but isn't the woman crazy that the DNA... And the other labs are coming up with the same conclusions as her. Wow. I never got to see it, but we know people that have seen it. You didn't get to see it? The thing's about 10 foot. Where was this? Oklahoma. How good is the video?

43:29 was near enough to that they'd come up there and they're they're real comfortable around natives with things probably about seven foot tall and 400 pounds so this woman um miss ketchum who's uh And their initial results are they're blown away. What if Bigfoots were born very big, and they only were big one day, and they grew really small? How dare you.

45:41 I saw the Patterson-Giblin film on some TV show when I was about five. after high school I was going to I was doing I was probably outrigger canoes if you know those shirts or hats I'd wear them and That's where they live. it's impossible to have everybody take you seriously. awesome if that really is a from an, holy shit is that thing big. A cut-out foot or like a fiberglass mold

48:47 And when you say clear dermals, for folks who don't know, murder scene there's prints on it and like just no matches that he was the guy they used for 15 years he went around and god i'm gonna say this wrong dramatic dramatic god dramatic glyphics dermal ridges dermal yeah and when people are saying like well you just opened up like you know yourself to like have

51:29 Oh, okay. Or Biliby. They actually depicted these things in there, of dead ones i mean these are real legit 100 real primates that are still like very very for the longest time people were saying that this was bullshit right now they know 100 that this is Another thing people don't realize. The Congo. that give you guys hope does that like make bigfoot people like oh yeah see bitch you can

54:16 They can see them better. who are working around from like, from different countries even That's just the thing that I just don't understand. then has there been multiple agencies like hey we don't know what this blood is have they been giving out like statements or press But there are some that have like It goes because, quite honestly, until one's discovered,

57:09 how humans have gone from quad... He believes that guy? It might be the answer to this whole crazy puzzle. what is a good piece of evidence that someone can look at? Freeman footage. A lot of municipalities have their own water districts, and they'll own tens of thousands and he got footage of that, He gets bluff charged for one. And those tracks were authenticated

1:00:51 Somewhere. I don't know where the comparison video is for it, That, to me, looks way better than the Wright-Patterson, Oh, what you see on TV, a lot of... that says that he was dude who's trying to take credit for it. He's not crazy. He's just Well, he's... He said now he's older. I swear to God possibility you could be hooked but he's like i know what i saw the thing was i was looking at

1:04:21 So in the wintertime, they probably eat more meats. We've seen some evidence where they'll flesh deer or elk out of a meadow. over and break they'll break the neck when they kill them they break the neck so they kill them do they deal with their shoulder bullshit me that guy's full of and you hear it was on the was standing there and i turned my head and gone and i didn't see it again that's when i smelt real

1:06:29 This guy's on meth, whatever. And it went for like 25 miles to the next set of houses and uh this thing came from the continental divide side came walking up and where the it was our bait tent they step not to step where they leave they're real conscious not to leave tracks like that for was going to her tent and going back and forth. And so this thing walked back across the field as the moonlight was coming down.

1:09:05 you know, you don't want to go out there. if you're, dude. You know, something that's seven foot or like six and a half foot, Easily, at least. And where'd this thing go it walked by military translators right now. I've heard him do this a few times, patterson giblin the freeman yeah but they could be bullshit. No. Okay, Freeman, I'm not so sure, but I can tell you for...

1:12:10 willow creek spent two years going out there and going over the site and finding and they Then what do you do? You would love to hang out with this guy. There's like nine different muscle limits you can see in the video. and dude it's a shitty 400 gorilla suit it was for recreations in his in his documentary and due to the DNA samples, but I would say there can't...

1:14:54 You're shitting your pants. 150 miles away. You're talking on the side of your mic. was shot um because the the rumor going around is it was a the mom but the dna shows it was a male when they uh came back just uh i think it was a couple months later there was nothing all right and a half weeks in a six by two and a half mile stretch of of you know up there they had helicopters they

1:17:55 Right. hominid. Totally different. Smaller. yeah and what does she say it is um it's some kind of upright orangutan that walks on two feet it's In the tiger preserve. slower than me slower than you yeah everybody's slow compared to a tiger man uh you know they Killed three fucking people before it got tired of doing it. I mean, those are those illegal wood guys, and those guys get eaten all the time.

1:20:15 Yeah. talk to the native like i my thing was always going to the tribes and talking like as many But what you hear is you'll hear all these things like, for the squash, It seems like they bait them. They want them to get this food it's an offering right but they don't they that google pulled up isn't that funny game camera photos bigfoot was one of the first things that google pulled up isn't that funny

1:22:51 No, they have to walk on two legs or they're not real. How do you discern whether fake or real um god i wish i This might have even been the video we did. this, You know what's funny, They just aired it, I think, the Vietnam episode. I think it just aired like last night or the night before or something. The Vietnamese Bigfoot. imaging that might have been a bipedal creature.

1:25:29 no matter what you do. I need a smart filter for Twitter. How come? that this is my theory it's like like i've studied this thing for like you know over 30 years and And it's like, well, that's like me going to some, like, you know, a lot of evidence i'm probably an idiot you know the bigfoot thing is just one little piece of the Yeah. But yeah, it's real.

1:28:38 Oh, yeah. people on every continent there's not like one group of bigfoots that's a retard race that is it crazy have you guys spent any time i don? Is it? What's that? Is it crazy? These people live there. Technology is catching up to the Squatch, for sure. Yeah, the Skunk Ape. bigfoot is there's a few reasons what government has wanted but everywhere we go when we go these

1:31:13 They're spread out. They don't want to acknowledge. write papers on this, why they refuse to acknowledge it How many people fake Bigfoot stories? apparent that's what's going on see i wish i was on your show then because i'm way better at that to tell you he's full of shit. That guy was the shit. no he he was a great dude he was great yeah yeah. So you firmly believe that that guy saw a Bigfoot?

1:33:56 You would love that guy. Right, right, right. truth you know the one guy that we're all sure is lying we'll see if you think he is too this shit. They actually, one of the best pieces of's what the Olympic Project is going on right now. They actually... Do they have these photos online? involved in this and we have like protocol we follow and the squatches were living on the property.

1:36:25 Like big, thick, like two-inch cables. He's like, what are you talking about? glue hair on his chest for this bigfoot episode or no he's a savage you're a very good catcher Is that what it says? That's cool looking deer photos. Yeah. been a lot of cameras the squatches will break them they'll turn flip them around backwards i put a camera They got a bear looking at the camera.

1:40:13 Yeah, there it is. The next one down. Six-six would be like a trophy bear. Brian, which page did you look at? Did you come up with it? I know he did a documentary called Squatchin'. I agree. And the hair doesn't match Their best shit Their photo gallery's amazing I hope so, man. There's no way you got duped? camera wasn't present imagine if they're so sensitive if i would have had a camera i wouldn't

1:42:53 Yeah. People are mounting them on their helmets. New footage. Oh, yeah, yeah. was but you can find hundreds and hundreds of newspaper clippings about people seeing a giant Like what are you saying? But, again, a lot of photos of wolves. animal and they got one clip in three years that's pretty crazy yeah it's like snow leopards they bigfoot footage is it the one on the side of the road that's down on the side?

1:46:20 When I say hillbilly, I don't mean any negative No? You know, I was just joking around. and getting offended. It's real quick. Why am I not seeing it you don't see where the shadow starts it's right in front of the first shot right there see really but what's weird stop if you go one more couple more frames it's really So it's either a man in a suit or a squatch, I think.

1:48:45 Dude, we got to go look at something Yeah How many See I'm not gonna wade Like for every day pretty good i mean we've been doing this we clip metal i've been doing this like 20 years we're and you're going, you were fooled by that video at the beginning. I really... It's not about believing. I just feel like there's a lot of fucking... Well, you've seen it.

1:51:03 tall and it was and there was like an arm. can't say that you know like oh they tell her she can't say that well we're in oregon when we Why couldn't, why did they say she can't say that? well, they say, is thinking. What did she, when worse like what squatchers law if something's gonna go wrong right when it happens it will like see what he had the sound guy was checking his stuff i had a parabolic just it wasn't part of

1:53:31 and everyone's like holy shit. guys going no way talking and so you can't hear any nothing comes through the parabolic i mean things echo off of trees and stuff it's hard to pinpoint exactly where it's coming from right but it's my ear will close or something like that? so you feel like and season three this is the third one so that's awesome so when you go out there like how how many like if you take a hundred trips

1:56:28 I was walking back out of the same place, and it was a big rainstorm. out and to run the thermal you have to has a you know waterproof flap you have to open that And the thing ran, it was just standing behind my truck. And I never tell that story because everyone's like, sun goes around the earth for you so for you it's just a matter of time. I know it's coming out.

1:58:42 If you're really talking about deep woods. Not deep. there for two months filmed nothing no cliff took a year something cliff lived in long beach as a He did. We had thermals. come up and growl give us a week They can definitely see in the dark. this one was all the ones i've seen at night were bulky except i saw one about your size like actively avoid people, and hide from people.

2:01:41 I mean, not a gorilla, for sure. They found that... how to say it right because i've always said it wrong when i read it i'd say it in my head yeah up until just a few years ago and now fact scientific fact they know for sure this existed It's just empty. around but they haven't seen them in a while well they say they haven't seen them we didn't talk to

2:04:41 well, was alive 30,000 000 years ago the answer would have been wasn't these clean breaks coming down through like right like most people are part um neanderthal It was someone that was part of that genetics study, Yeah, they found. a a super predator. They think there might still be Neanderthals? We're probably going to go over there. It's like a yeti.

2:08:04 he's about 85 86 he was an event he was on those original expeditions some of the stuff he's still live up in oregon he's about 85 86 God, you know, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, HUAC snitch. God made Bigfoot. that block ice oh yeah yeah the guy um like that's uh that was what they called him the name um And supposedly there's a lot of evidence. Oh, yeah, yeah, that guy.

2:10:19 Wow, that probably is pretty important. And what did he say it was? like rotten flesh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. in jesus and don't believe in bigfoot i know, man. He thought it would shake people's faith in God if evolution was proven true. Right? A fucking photo, a dead one. i mean that stuff if you're talking about a cryptid species, that has nothing to do. I mean, those guys, you got 3 billion genomes in your DNA strand.

2:13:44 Well, they can line up as many as they want and they don't it's like 30 of them oh right what is the criticism about this woman again you never really got to that Right. animal planet history it didn't it didn't uh south park parody you guys yeah fuckers they love this show and there's moneymaker and, uh, it showed them like dressed up like us, Jimmy Stewart.

2:15:51 like it was the most I'm the only guy that people will yell it during comedy shows. You know, like a meme would be there's a photo of you. like well see if you can find them brian they They're in the Rogan board thread for this. You look around, a Squatch who came through here and squashed over yeah he sold or never sold me a subaru so i don't know he said he knew or maybe it was from the

2:18:30 I know he's been up there. People thought Atlantis was a myth, Cal. Look at its trajectory. So it's a baby Squatch? That's you. I mean, that, to me, as a South Park fan, I would faint if that happened. Thanks very much for the gone squatching hat. Really? Jubac... Fucking God bless South Park. south park does they went after you a little harder but come on man i don't should be honored

2:21:20 Look, we found a real Bigfoot, and you and Moneymaker, I've got to find out what makes her tick. She's one of those. This fucking tweaker. You lost a tooth? We're big fans. She handed me this like, just this this look like the simpsons evil baby like unibrow and I got hit in the face with a surfboard He's like this crazy old... He just had a liver transplant

2:23:41 so i'd always crack teeth and stuff i was I was going to get them all fixed. They want like 23 grand in the States. He hadn't been practicing because he got a liver transplant. He's hitting on every girl. like one of those uh it's like grindhouse or something you think when you want it's like we'd meet at the not there then we wait for the guy all So you never came home?

2:25:52 what'd you do with him? I was saying, you know? told him but you know he just said that i left him in a restaurant luckily he said something podcast up you said Mexican dude sounds Let's just wrap this podcast up. You sound...