Joe Rogan Experience #254 — Everlast Transcript

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0:00 For ourselves, and for others, for the Feminist Radical Associations of America, Esquire. They're like Bieber fans, man. I know what happened. aren't funny about rape and she goes actually rape is never funny so he goes wouldn't it be a comedian if they if you're sensed weak i mean it's coming at you from all it so if you don't make that joke if you don't show you okay here

2:37 Yeah, you could say, I'm going to rape you to any guy, right? it's not about being sensitive in that in about someone saying something absolutely preposterous for humor. It's not about joke? It's like, who can certain thing to one certain person in the heat of a moment i think that's craziness you know i think Yeah. I'm sorry about your penis not working.

5:14 personality right for if you're going to deal with a lifelong proposition the most important thing is Yeah, I think that's pretty important. It's like one of those, well, I love my wife. take it out of my mouth every now and then for back then that was like no one could believe what he said they're like what the fuck what did you just say That's not what they intent is supposed to be what language is conveying. That's all it's supposed to be what is going on in my mind

7:40 Damn it, bitches. See, you didn't see, Joe, the beginning of the podcast. Yeah. Just made me feel uncomfortable. Maybe this is how we go. you have to get a tube in your penis hole oh just to check your penis hole okay remind me to check A lot of dudes just quit beating off. That is what I read on the internet. So if you see a guy peeing all the time and keeps getting up, he's either doing coke.

10:35 Is that what you call it, like a sneaky pouch? Like, what's going on? It's a weird thing when people want to sneak off and do their drug and in quiet yeah that's when i I'll never forget this. And the good part about coke is that it's just women love it. What if they all started blowing you? I never had a problem with ever getting a boner on any kind of drug.

13:47 remember that because his dick like they were trying to fuck on camera right you know and it's if you watch like the old porn like i did uh dave having just like yeah married that dude porn with her i was like wow that's kind of shit i'm in that i'm in that book are you in this book I really did. It was right before who you're talking about. No. amazing she's not as far as amazing she's hot as fuck yeah thumbs up to you sir son of a bitch

16:33 It's kind of a nutty move, man. end it was not you know i was more than that or It's in the book, man. though you would want to do that if like dude was your friend you know yeah it was sunday morning i It's strange. and sex when it's the thing that most people are looking forward to the most. Those are the people that... It's so like, oh, what are you seeing?

20:23 and not talked about at all. is how many religious freaks made the journey because they were being religiously persecuted in England, that it was formed for their own benefits we're going to have like, there's going to be everybody. believe that yo somebody could turn that motherfucker on and just start watching you and there's hundreds of hours of you being off especially the

22:34 I think we would have a totally different attitude if we were naked all the time. it tears easy you might bleed to death you have to what was that survival show recently where they had like the two guys that were survivalists but they were There's no fun in looking for bugs to eat while you're walking barefoot in the jungle. They've found super volcanoes and all sorts of fucking meteor impacts.

24:28 Giant fucking asteroids coming wouldn't even take something that crazy. I have a whole joke about how little we know about the power, Because you don't get no news. It's out. who's just directing traffic because nobody else is you know it was crazy man it was a wild day Every once in a while, somebody's cell phone would work. But yet charging seven bucks for water.

27:04 The only way cities work is if there's And it's instant. It goes away. So they didn't pick up for a long time, dude. I think in the 70s or something, there was a citywide one that was pretty famous. it's crazy man wow how the fuck did it get like that, where everybody's stacked on top of each other? Hey, all the rich people go to the country day. any sense. It doesn't seem like a good Illuminati move.

30:04 Texas. Yeah. No, but look at America, though. Right, right, right. We got some strong weeds. but it can't fuck with the mountains the mountains are some crazy shit you take you take mountains I could live there easily. Yeah, hide it in the Cayman Islands. a beautiful picture It was unbelievably beautiful. But you're around there with everything. because we were talking about craziness man i like to live places that have resources like

33:35 And he just sets up stands. I mean, he gets to see the animal before he shoots it. And if the bullets run out, he got bows and arrows. Because you either want one of two things. Oh, wow. Well, you're pretty fucking hairy too, mister. Crazy, huh? which is obviously the hills above Pasadena, They say that what Pasadena was was in the 20s, and, you know, they're making movies and shit.

36:37 The crazy thing is there's always a lot of movies getting shot Right. Turn of the century houses. really recently if it wasn't altadena it was real close to that with some ladies in her Nashville's great. You can go out your back door and shoot, you know, shoot stuff. and I was like, you know, it was like 25 acres and, like, a house and all this, I was like, yo, man, I might have to do that one day.

39:05 I don't know if I've been particularly there. Asheville, I'm going to have to check it out. Sure, Asheville itself, it's probably a little more expensive, It's the shit. There'd be a lot more gators. It's fucking paradise. Just throw some of that You don't want that money, bro. You know what's really going to bum me out, man? It uses less resources.

42:06 because the emission standards are so high. You've got to get a real clutch, though, a real manual transmission, bro, I was just like, man. It's right here, actually. Sure, show it to me, man. I got time to kill. Then he got out the car and he's like, yo, go ahead. layout is the best layout as far as like handling feel and balance yeah that's such a great balance

44:52 Realistically, you don't need that 10. They've been doing it The supercharger I have one of those but I think there's a physiological thing that happens when you hear a a strong engine i think there's something happening to your body it makes you Dude, you have all wheels up. lot of people actually enjoy that car more but they started to put uh superchargers on them so they jack it up to like 560 horsepower and they're insane insane i chew

47:33 you don't drive it fast like you got a smile on your face while you're driving women will never beasts. You're controlling a beast. 400 horsepower in an aluminum car with all-wheel drive, Well, when you think about technology and you think about how much things have progressed, It's so hard to wrap your head around the fact that 1 2 3 you're going 60 fucking miles an hour

49:48 So it's like all of them around seven minutes and 50 seconds, Yeah, I spent most of my summer in Europe, so every time we were on the Autobahn, I was, man, I wish I had my car here just to... The 210's a beautiful place. You got your own video doing 160. they're going to cut back on all the fun pop up what are you doing asshole He's coming on on the 28th.

52:48 I don't know the, but somehow or another, they're all linked through, you know, Homeland Security or whatever the fuck it is. So as technology gets better, they're going to have shit everywhere. They're going to be able to look at you everywhere. Like, look at this person. they originally thought like these cats just did nothing but like murder animals squirrels birds

54:40 It was half magical. My cat walks it. They got no fear, man. But could you imagine if your fucking cat And totally, like, really don't give a shit about you. Eddie Bravo is just starting to realize his cats are cunts now that he has a kid. they're fucking with him and he's realizing it he's like oh my god i'm living with a bunch of I've always been a dog guy.

57:35 They're just discovering it within the last few years. and may perhaps even generate more testosterone. When you have it, you can live with it, but it affects your judgment. You're so right. 50 million. Wow. Dirty shit The piss of its murderer. and all of a sudden now there are agents at work within your body Cats? It's almost impossible to imagine that that wasn't engineered.

1:01:42 like waiting for us to eat it. How many videos are there of cats doing hilarious shit with their bodies? I think that nature needs cleanup. That cat just got up on two legs and walked out. Dana German has it go in the toilet. The cat is traumatized. That was always a turn off to me like if i would show up at some chick's house or something and i would smell that smell oh it's awful oh there's a litter box in your house it's gross

1:04:23 one-bedroom or something like that and the ammonia was was this guy that owned i think 90 cats in a one bedroom or something like I just refreshed myself by got rid of all the That's beautiful. The had it all, lost it all, got it back story is the best story. Yeah, you know. I canceled my insurance. That song is tremendous, man. That song had some real feeling in it, man.

1:07:16 debts is the way I look at it. I just like, you know, I just remember the day I got the call from my accountant that said, you know, my new accountant that was, that I broke even. He's undeniable. We've gone over the story a little bit last time. So I'm playing Saturday Night Live. dante ross had taken the liberty he heard they were looking for songs he took the liberty of

1:09:39 To be right next to Carlos motherfucking Santana. How do I, you know, he basically let me know. He's managed to stick around. Oh, I don't know. I can't even remember. I got a vodka den, itch, I got shit for brains. Got a.45 pistol and a switchblade dagger and I'm Hey, you better wake up My vision is blurry, my head has been throbbing I got to fighting with the wifey, she hung up on me sobbing.

1:14:06 Got the sound that I'm singing They're trying to poison all the water You know what I mean? It sounds like an Everlast song. fucking song i'll say like this man i since coming here and doing this it it did two things it made Maybe I'll come up with a beat and a guitar line. I was talking shit about her. We're just joking about That's right. it's always with love, baby.

1:17:13 Yeah, just the edges have been worn off, man, by this point. I was driving around, jump up, jump up, get down. man it'd be cool if somebody else did that you know what i mean it's like jump around is so He would always come out to jump around. Oh, yeah. I'm sure. Isn't that crazy? They lay them every day. Like, it is just an egg, and it's done. a name for it like deluxe egg uh no well it's called balut in the Philippines. We used to serve it on Fear Factor.

1:20:42 I mean, you can see the little duck. Like the thing called 100-year-old eggs. That's what I call tampons that girls forget about. These girls are lost. It happens a lot. I don't understand why that's embarrassing. what the fuck is this? by that. Word. This kid wasn't Dana D'Armond. No one's trying to fuck her. We're all friends with her. No, she's a great person. She's a very pleasant person to be around i know you know people say like oh you're just trying to fuck her no one's trying to fuck her we're all friends with her she's a nice person

1:23:51 both of us. Listen to some Everlast music. There's a lot of good songs on it. Sony ATV Music Group or something on Twitter. How come it's not up? so like last week i said i tweeted like hey everybody tweet these assholes about my record So I'm saying respectfully request these people to get my record up on iTunes. which is record company people are shady.

1:26:16 throwing rocks at Israeli armored cars. Got no pistol, got no sword I'm out. Ain't got nothing but the stones in my hand Don't need nothing but a stone's in my hand With stones in my hand Let lines of gutters Smoke fill the sky Stones in my hand Thank you. Album's called Love, War, and the Ghost of Whitey Ford. download that shit, and I can't get it off iTunes. That pisses

1:31:10 it's kind of like my thing it's like i was learned i was learned i was taught i learned i was learned Oh, it's beautiful, man. It's beautiful. The words. Grazie. It's beautiful, man. What the fuck are you doing? It's beautiful. I got a taste for whiskey and pills I blow it every time, people change with time. It always ends They keep us And it's my only option.

1:36:11 Anyone, anywhere, anytime For you it's not that much about him, but except for the feeling, have to use a piece of it to do it but you don't want to necessarily yeah you're trying to tap into cannabis and the connection with music. Yeah. straightly to bass nature and bass yeah you know yeah then there's that music that like really inspires to do what we're talking about like find that emotion find that thing and really accurately

1:39:48 like, right out of high school, He had a little boom box, That song will always... I don't know the whole song. Where the Crips stay all wear blue You know what I mean? Y'all know the Olive Bar. Whole Foods has a good one, too. What the fuck? these stupid olives. Olives that grow on the side of a dirty hill with no rain gas all the people in What gives me diarrhea?

1:42:52 Yeah. fucking Fuck, let's make a show. But like a big, I remember a few years ago, a guy died and they were like, he says everything was a hoax. There's a lot of shit in the Pacific Northwest where it's like Monkey Canyon, Ape Creek, Ape Bluffs. point really all the technology iphones this that nobody's caught a flick of the dude you would it wouldn't fuck with a great white shark.

1:45:16 Oh, if it actually has fire? Greatest show of all time. I downloaded all the seasons, The whole time I did it, Aaron De La Vadova guru tattoo. The lead actor? I forget. Yeah. Yeah. I love that show. new story and kind of like almost it felt like they were scrapping the whole earlier shit but It's good. wholesome prison video we got problem when i made that song, I'm serious about shit.

1:48:47 And then when I was thinking of ideas to do the video, Like he had his own, you can't use that. are the style the show would use. It really didn't cost that much at all because the technology is there, you know. They'd be like, what is this guy saying? Oh, that is awesome. That shit was crazy. That's amazing, man. Bagpipes and shit yeah and it's hard to imagine it

1:52:48 That's what was up. of all time. You know, I'm trying to think what to play here. Mm-hmm. Grandma's hand Soothed the local unwed mother Grandma's hand picked me up each time I fell Shit. That dude's the shit. Yeah. He just makes music. I got to re-watch it, but I remember because I watched it on the bus where you get, you Who is he and what is he to you?

1:57:08 by the guy who lost his right arm in the war, He's a good dude. It's in Mansfield, Massachusetts. Yeah. yeah it was it was interesting man but it was i getting to see him on stage from like really close Right. My parents had that, and I fucking didn't like it Yeah. And I couldn't appreciate it. Honestly, I barely recognize the song you sang me. And I've decided that we're really not to blame

2:01:30 I mean, I want to fuck him, and i'm a guy years later kind of reminds me also like blue some blue oyster coke a little bit yeah i was never big on them either oh i love that song man story in your when we're out at a barbecue, right out of high school. Oh, no. You add an effect to your voice. If there's a guitar, if someone's talking about guitar, die young you're just in you're in the vernacular forever you're you're you're one of the characters

2:04:39 Like, what the, this dude's ruining it for everybody. blues music, jazz music, classical music. than 8 things on separate hear them separately the things that when you were high all of a sudden that you thought were all You feel the weight the way they should, but they have different shelves. So if you looked at it on the graph, there would be eight separate columns.

2:06:38 that was available to them compared to like now, it would almost be like, oh, that's easy how can we make this pedal sound different? That's exactly what it is. But when I did it, it benefited me good trips bad there's any physicists out there or doctors that know different i vaguely remember we read about it Wow, I didn't know that. and what can be true.

2:09:45 That's so crazy. My brain just takes in information and says, I'm going to say that for a podcast one day. But I've heard this and read similar things. That's awesome. She'd have to be crazy as fuck. I shouldn't even be reading this. Yeah, these are all dudes cutting their tongue off Tongue swallowing. It's like, is this what you were looking for? He uses a, no, this is different.

2:12:33 Cut your tongue. but I don't think you can reach it with your tongue. unless they're really good. Swami Tongue. I've known him a long time, man. But it makes total sense for a dude like him. movies, do you ever think about doing any acting or any other kind of stuff? You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Stick with what you love, right? Like, bitch, do you know how long that takes to read a script?

2:15:09 What the fuck, man? What the fuck is that band? But that dude is like you if you had AIDS. It's a very famous liquor. My buddy was like, yo, man, you're playing at the Forum, man, with Neil Young? years man come on now yeah that's weird though it's all right because it is a different name you can't I'll just steal that logo. i don't know but it's kind of it's kind of a jerk off move that's the one that would probably piss

2:17:48 Isn't it weird? And they kind of set it all off. She's here for us now, right? Joey Diaz stopped using it even. It is, but it's so amazing that it happened so fast. it's still there hey look there you are wow that's hilarious dude what's funny is my picture was like and then it goes away. Like, crazy world events change these things. And then it's like, all of America.

2:20:31 I'm not selling you that. Twitter was this fucking Arab Spring. I remember finding dudes in the news that killed somebody. That one got by before I even knew about that kind of shit. Yeah, Prodigy. You got mail. It's probably not even real human. Yeah. Exactly my point about One if you're right. Makes sense. It had gotten out of control on MySpace tour.

2:23:27 energy for that shit somebody writes some dumb shit to me it's just like easy let me go to your Yeah, but now they're just going to do it. See, I did that to the Sony people. call these assholes and tell these douchebags to put my record ah well no it's my fault yeah you are a leech and a parasite of cat proportions. parasite that's figured out how to eat before the host organism.

2:26:07 If you're young and somebody hands you a ton of money, I'm surprised. we also used to sell records back sell your own records no no i'm just saying in general you That's so it's, you know, well, Listen, I remember when we went to CDs. Yeah, yeah. I think he still got the roach, which is like this long and like that fat, You rarely saw anything visual put to the music.

2:28:33 It's the coolest thing ever to be, like, have a three-person concert. my fans are loyal cats they buy my records they buy my downloads i mean i keep a steady stream That's good money. No. It's available through them. You're going to have to keep secrets. Everlast is in a mansion in the East Hamptons. kibben yeah he's a billionaire from that yeah yeah he's managed to stick around though so he's

2:31:34 They're the best. and they're big on the fights man they have the mma weekly and all that so with boss i love that And they'll put on all the best kickboxing, too. They're the only ones providing it. Somebody has never capitalized on that. People don't realize how goddamn exciting it is. Because one of the things that everybody loves about the UFC is that anything can happen.

2:33:48 last weekend, Donald Cerrone in the face while he's going down. the stand-up fighting. It's all kicking and I've been stuck on stupid for a while, dog. Otherwise, I'm like, man, that was a good hallucination it might be deep Unlike you, I don't have a war room laptop in front of me. Yeah, we started using these because they support MMA fighters. It's us in the future is what it is, man.

2:36:16 that's next. have a giant head with a little tiny slit of a mouth you're probably going to get all your My job's obsolete then. generated by a computer but it was undetectable from reality. It seemed real. So the idea is, are we already there? Nobody's getting their dick sucked. Maybe this is why life is so chaotic and ridiculous. Surely, they wouldn't be this crazy mix of hypocritical bullshit and fucking propaganda on television and nonsense.

2:39:41 problem is it's starting to be substantiated with science. When they're doing these string theories guys and these quantum physicist guys, more code in in in quantum theory they're finding more code in quantum theory. So it's not That's all groovy and everything but you need a real one. You think so? toaster to being... Dude, do you have a Star Trek

2:42:23 if I don't have my phone. I panic if my car doesn't work. You're like, shit! We are electricity. We deal with the power. But we would panic if the power goes out. I panic if I don't have my phone. I panic if my car doesn't work. My phone is more important to me than clothes. In what direction? Yeah. It's bad for iTunes. It's been a long time Cause it's better for her baby to breathe

2:44:40 But she's doing it alone He's always been a prodigal son. It's been a long time since I was grateful It's been a long time since I could look you anytime you feel like playing some songs, Thank you very much, man. That's beautiful. Oh, yo, I got a bone to pick with you on your fans' behalf. I'm sorry, everybody. Go follow me now. So download a fucking load of cool ass songs or books, rather.

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