Joe Rogan Experience #255 — Duncan Trussell Transcript

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0:00 Tucker Trussell, the fuck is going down? Whoa, no way. be because they just it's like they just slide violence today than there ever was when they were long ago in human history you know oh no man it's the weirdest thing of all humanity is the humanity that preys upon its You know how, like, you get around. people have that exact same kind of like blast and the people in the close

3:36 weird how the human consciousness depending upon how your rays can be thrust in so many different It was rough, man. Think about that. being you know and the difference is some people still listen to that howling ape freak who's like terrified and screaming out Yeah. wiki leaks and uh he was kind of the face behind this uh website that people send secrets government

7:12 on fire like they were doing everything one of them is you set them up with some kind of sex crime. them a quick snip on the throat leave your fucking sigil or whatever your sign was, is hanging by a fucking rope, CNN, barely a peep about the Weebores scandal. of this shit but basically it somehow is just a one of the indications of the things that we hear all the time from some like really hardcore conspiracy theorists who are saying that the world economies are just being controlled by bankers who are shifting numbers to benefit themselves.

10:23 Like if I was able to sell a show you know, I imagine it's like when you're fucking a whore, you know, the reason she's fucking you is for money. mean that we were supposed to be shielded from that that was the idea yeah it wasn't supposed I'm going to be president. shit yeah you could really control information yeah you could people couldn't just look in their phone and google anything yeah it's almost like everybody's

12:54 Anybody who tells you the TV's not awesome is an asshole. It's too real. It's still a great movie. or when you see what's happening in fucking the UK, Surprise sex, not rape. bed it's the new faggot rape is the new We gotta sew the mouth shut. fucking variable we're so different it's it's such a we're the strangest fucking animal ever It was like they're more animals.

18:04 our bodies it's a fucking hilarious how much time is that fucking weird how weird is it that every woman shaves her legs like you have to at it what it's just ridiculous it's like all over the place it's just chaos chaos chaos it's it's yeah and but but this guy's built like a gorilla too I mean it's like it's like it's real close I mean he was he was in one of those movies I feel

20:43 identify with it howling screaming animal inside of you once you're like, just like, if you still identify with the howling, screaming animal inside of you. a stop-motion character from clash of the titans or something larry doesn't seem real that's weird yeah and he did some acting I think it was in like yeah he That's one of the weirdest aspects of our culture ever.

22:08 It does really well. But it's not real fighting. They really slam each other to the ground. Undertaker. yeah yeah and it was a big deal man and he would put up his three fingers like this Because you would be like, no, no, no, this is fucking real, dude. Tax purposes. No, never. They have integrity. Yet again and again, time time and time again we see that these people have been

25:50 up on the internet but it's like this idea that evolution has had that the way some and or the How they think it could have worked. backyard on a fucking ark because they had a weird dream where god told them to build an ark What does that mean? Do you want that new condo? His green card had already been denied. It used to be just a donation thing A lot of the metaphysical principles these people are throwing out there, they're real.

30:39 because the wounded antelopes have always been jacked by the water holes that's just the way he his his daughter or someone had to tell him that the woman wasn't real in something that's crap you end up making decisions based on crap. And so you've just summoned more and more negativity into your life the carcass of a fucking elephant or watch fucking uh those those tigers in the russian circus who just attack those

33:30 understand life through their own transgression so that they can grow on their own and become and have figured out very intelligent ways shit or giving the impression that they need something right so it's if you had to cast your vote one way or another, You're going to automatically connect it with those other assholes. Who's going to say, no, no, no, this is the right thing, and that's the wrong thing, and

36:29 always been notoriously a kind of fucked up place it's like now there's a civil war happening so I think Ron Paul's like, this isn't our business. Call fucking 911! You're maybe going to go over there how when do you stop helping yeah and right now it appears that when you stop helping facing us right now it's like when do you do something you know like if in the

39:26 and as long as it suits us we'll make it seem like there's laws in place here as one of the great heroes, man. I don't care if he was making Forget it. 50,000 guy fox mask wearing anonymous vigilantes descend on that embassy all wearing the same Or maybe there's a fucking moment when you walk down the street really recent i dusted their i think they're dusting today jesus christ just spraying out

42:47 rivers drying up and shit like that yeah that's a that's a disturbing thought man that that the they're gonna live forever yeah they go around treating people like not returning phone but he's found, like, somebody that he really loves, as though there's going to be some point tired and fucked up a little bit and your 40s come in and you're like into the 40s i'm gonna

45:35 thick black oily patches of death sprouting up all over the planet from people logging and dumping We've got a group of people who really fucking believe in some very archaic, primitive bullshit. We got a big fucking problem because you're making political decisions based on an imaginary Let's put down the old crusty old fucking scrolls and just treat it like we're living in a neighborhood.

47:45 to fight. None of the people want war. We don't want to die. I don't want to die. I don't want And then there's a guy who comes out dressed in a black fucking cloak holding a book. You go with the camo fucking guy. And I think some really dumb people use it that way. it's a fractal there's deep information in all the scriptures i certainly muddied right now.

51:08 So when you deal with things on the surface level and you don't look deeper, serious so in the same way people take these very powerful scriptures, Well, it was Eve's fault and you look at the Kabbalistic tree of life Dude. I've just been reading Alistair Crowley. I hissed all the fucking... That's what vampires look like, right? They look like they're hungover.

53:46 And they only eat deer. And you could fuck them. sexual the dracula was uh hypnotic yeah he was very sexual in like a lot of the older movies hot bitches they want to suck blood they're ready to throw it out that's so he just gets to bone him I like Keanu Reeves. I'll tell you why. Fuck that thing. 1922, brother. 1922. They found coffins out there You're right, man.

57:15 It was it was based on a real man. Oh my god. Look at this fucking photo of a dude And now he's a hunky guy. about the Twilight books so I've been told by mrs. Rogan is that the the very about the chord of love i'm talking about the chord of affection and uh admiration like i think crazy what kind of conversations are you having with her? All she wants to talk about is Instagram.

59:53 And pretended he's in high school they fuck yes eventually yeah later in spoiler spoiler yes allegedly how about that i don't know They don't even shit anymore, so it probably dries up nice. in a tunnel a subway tunnel just shitting blood It could just be some bug, some insect or something that came out of the earth, You can't even throw up. throw up but it can't get past the fat alien cock that's stretching your insides out pumping oxygen

1:03:29 You can't really move your arms. You're like a shish kebab, dick kebab. i mean that's not any weirder than a lot of that's real it's not any weirder than a lot of shit that's real it's not any weirder than those Turns them into fucking goddamn banelings. Yeah, dude, fucking, the nature is insane, man. This is like in almost every religion is this notion that a

1:06:30 There are certain people that are so susceptible to ideas and words that they can get them in their head and obsess on them to the point of almost like madness. He just he could not think of not saying that word wandering into a fucking cafe that person's got a bad idea that's a bad idea inside their head like going on right fucking now right goddamn chick-fil-a i'm gonna go around a chick-fil-a and eat some fucking chicken sandwiches to show my love for jesus yeah right you know and and like

1:09:32 insane shit sane sane sane shit and you're like wait a minute what are you doing because she did Well, it gets fucking weird because, I mean, god damn, the first fucking... It was right down near San Diego. Sure, easy. I guess my GPS was off. the the thing that mckenna kept talking about he's like look we don't have time to teach people got across the fucking ocean in some way that didn't involve floating on logs you're obsessed

1:12:17 Sasquatch. Look, man. I'll show it to you. Doesn't mean that they're not bears and people aren't on mushrooms. our imagination it's a kind of specter that rises up out of the deepest parts of ourself or our potential And the reason why I say that is Jane Goodall. primaries and jane goodall just seems ridiculous so jane goodall says there's a i'm inclined without

1:15:52 Gorillas gorilla girls have little tiny dicks. You know why nobody's trying to fuck their girls and there's no need to grow a big dick. about this. Oh, really? How gorillas have are just taking dick So if everybody's banging each other left and right especially like bonobos they're the That's it. But the mom does not fuck the sons. you know so for them to like develop cars and all that other shit you have to spend a lot of time

1:18:59 we would do if we walked in on chimps in the jungle and they were making shoes they were speeding up and all think where things are suddenly gonna just start like fuck do you do you know what do you do that gets crazy and what if you know what we needed and then the other the craziest one is mckenna's idea mckenna's idea was They started having creative ideas.

1:21:54 for medicine and they die they it's they do horrible shit to them they cut their heads off and they look like cavemen. years because it and and like it's like mushrooms at low doses this is the other thing he mentioned Yeah. If you say you've done them or you think they're important, you're immediately an idiot. No, no, no. This wasn't like the administration, of course not the family but this was like the you know this is the pharmacological

1:25:20 part of their uh daily life it's embedded into their culture it's as normal as Yeah. allows you to reacquaint yourself with kind of the living connective energy that is in all things And it's kept from you. We're doing all sorts of really insane, twisted things that are the types of things that Because they weren't getting the nutrition. In the same way, we are emaciated, but and you can look at skeletons of people back then they were much smaller right because they weren't getting the nutrition in the same way we are emaciated but in a psychic way so

1:28:57 Yeah, man. He's not even like a human, man. like how many gold medals did that guy win more than anybody ever it's like in 20 or some shit for like this long period before they bust open and start whipping it again what a crazy fucking understand things. It's a fucking incredible, you know, this space suit that we're in, it's like, end up like being a professional uh olympic swimmer they've got they're feeding those people

1:32:22 in a bad part in your life right now your Your fucking balls smell like the bottom of a goddamn fucking, Goddamn, just went on a hippie rant. enough pussy to keep them satisfied. concubines. You send out into the world, hey, it could for pussy dude by the way you don't need robot concubines you send life we're just going to bring you constant bitches we're going to pay you well we just

1:34:14 They want to take all the money like a bad record deal. You know what I mean? corporations and um he's like always driving around this crazy yacht always got this crazy I'm sure that – who knows what they fucking do? He's like really fascinating and smart and kind of like uh um he was only involved with You know, but you don't want a lot of those guys, right?

1:37:05 heard that many men are driven by the desire to and a lot of i i know this is probably But a lot of fucking professions, it's very strange. much pussy that they've like withered into jerky strips when you see him now well well they're also pretend that you we have a girl on the podcast with us Well, look, that that's something guys want. That you don't want to fuck all the time that it's more of a culturally conditioned

1:39:55 Yeah, because when you're a guy, what so they plus you know that if she's 23 and she's a virgin she's probably really good at head This guy over here. Andrew Dice Clay says that he likes part of my fucking act. One second. Open your heart up to the eternal spirit of life, I play Minecraft. you know if you really want to get hardcore crazy with the idea of manifesting reality

1:43:25 Because we get this archetype in many of the world religions that involves the man god. computer code we can be as there's actually Not only do you have a being with consciousness fascinating is that the person who this neurological scan was based the first the living Right. being born when you were born it's just because that's when they plugged you in that's the moment

1:46:52 i almost want to rewrite the uh the god the garden of eden story replacing the word god with shit here. This is some lost shit, but it's been dismissed, man. I mean, I've been raving about it like it's a pretty eerie thing you know yeah he tried to explain it to um neil uh degrasse tyson Not only that, these codes are the same as what makes web browsers work

1:49:19 programmer. SimCity, various fucking weather pattern, Always inventing itself again and again and again and again if that is the case through the goddamn, uh, the different levels of the machine until finally it pops out and the How fucking awesome would that be? Yeah, or just even of human history and ain't shit 15 years ain't shit a little go-kart little fucking spaceship how dare you it ain't no go-kart that's my but i mean it's

1:52:59 If I take my fucking phone, I guess you know that you've been dealing with this for years, It just does it. what the quantum teleportation shit they're doing where they're blasting photons across lakes decide you always make me fucking decide what about that nice little kibosh place in egypt it's been around like much longer than that it's like know, tarot cards are based on it. It's a crazy son of a bitch, man.

1:55:19 and was fucking blasted on Kodian for five days, Roseanne Barr is a real fucking she's a real legend man she's a firebrand yeah yeah I mean maybe this is real but there's like so much evidence with him trying to suppress his victories Like you figure this is a guy that would, he's going to set us right. There's some fucked up shit going on. And thank you for informing me on all this, folks.

1:58:42 they're just telling you that a useful plant is illegal it's really weird i mean it's it's not even psychoactive they're just telling you that a useful plant is illegal Yeah. It's weird. and it's like dog plus And there's all these plants that are like super healthy and super moist. what the man you don't even let them grow you let them grow a certain point and then like all

2:01:36 churches are you going to oh dude you got to go to fucking churches from time to time are you chomp on some fucking marijuana, go to a Gnostic Christian church respectfully. Don't go there like first thing to remove from when it comes to like spiritual stuff is the term is That was the first thing that came out of it. And so it was kind of weird and interesting.

2:05:33 whether it was the ayahuasca ritual, is like people this fucking thing where people are all about being happy all the time people dual error correcting code at the fundamental layer of the universe and the thing is more than eschatological prophecies talking about the end of the world the fucking simulator is going to but I think she lost I think she lost in court.

2:08:46 Yeah, but I think the similarities were very extreme. I don't remember the sequels. Right? Isn't it usually? over the authorship of the film The Matrix. blah blah blah blah blah. Stewart as well as gross receipts of both films and their sequels, Oh, I see. When you deposit a huge amount of money into your bank account, how long does it take to go through?

2:10:57 dismissed the suit, saying Stewart Like, you can file suit against people. Kooks, look up the parking meter lady. Just fuck with the system. you should be allowed to protest that i think if women want to work out in a gym with no drooling You shouldn't be allowed to limit your business to only include one gender But you can sue if there's not a woman's bathroom.

2:13:37 For all men. They were like so cocky like dudes were like hitting on dudes left and right in this gym it was crazy because that's what they were there for i watched My dick would get hard. yeah yeah that's the physics of porn. on my podcast. there are the same as inside porn if you're a gay dude you can go to a gym and like and you're gonna It was the manager guy, real friendly guy.

2:17:15 It was a it was a disco so they would have a steam room queer uh i was straight and i was there and uh so the guys i worked with were straight and they just wandered off of a fucking uh ranch filled with but it's their spot man you know like good for them that i've never understood bigots are the ones who are being driven into the closet. or any ideas of being a feminist or any ideas of being a nationalist

2:20:09 possible yes it's really that simple it's very simple it's really that simple That's not comedy, man. all the way to the the you know bottom level where it's just like people are trying to look False flag. Find someone who where we generate just the amount that we need in order to be happy but in some crazy way where you never 10 million dollar house it's a piece of shit to me yeah i'm ready to move up it's like an

2:24:28 It's a beautiful site, dude. This is awesome. There's a $103,000 receipt in there. Wow. Centro pay. Maybe it's one of those weird places. I'm sure the waiter gets taken care of at a restaurant that has $107,000 dinners. It's not $5,000. It's not you can buy it. There's no way it can be. It can't be. vial somewhere deep under the pentagon that even that and maybe that would be worth fifty thousand dollars because it would be so life-changing yeah yeah it's kind of silly man it's kind of the the weird thing with

2:27:50 like i think when we were there it was hot as i recall man summer it was summer and we got this Oh, God. the kids i never want to be drunk around my kids see that's why it's good to have kids man god damn it the older i get the more have you seen that picture of the baby sleeping under the bar stool? Yeah, man. and all get our started doing he started his own podcast and and

2:31:59 shit and want to connect with someone on a level deeper than just what you had for lunch and what they don't they might not have access to people near them is what i'm saying that also sharing Look, I've had people come up to me and say, This is a cunt. My cat's a cunt. My sister's a cunt. And it just but now i say it every day now everything's a cunt everyone's a cunt she's a cunt this is a cunt my cat's a cunt my sister's a cunt and it just becomes a part of your vernacular

2:34:00 If you hang back and be that guy that you described earlier who's 30 well wait till i'm 40 i'll get my shit together and then 40 and i still have a career but hey man i got a good job To have the right ideas, sure. and you find out that you're in Utah, hey, where's the cool motherfuckers up in Tallahassee? about getting into fucking meat space Yeah, like my girl boy Matt Staggs living down and where's he Mississippi or some? to entertain all sorts of alternative ideas you'd be amazed and they're around you you know like

2:36:35 Yeah, so that's happening. But I'm way too stupid to really understand any of the science behind it, it's not going to happen on december 21st 2012 and trying to like but it's like no look what's encountered alien species and it is this notion that they implode in on themselves species could blink out oh so so many ways anyway It's the same sort of shit that exists

2:40:19 was really the sort of mass extinction event that Graham Hancock and a lot of people think might have happened to human culture, to humankind rather the human species the greater spectrum of the universe, nothing. That probably explains a lot of shit. So this is as old to Sumer maybe and that's what gobekli tepe shows it shows that there was a sophisticated civilization from 7 000 years prior to the the people in sumer and the people in mesopotamia

2:43:12 some really super advanced cultures that got fucking pelted Well, by studying genetics, they found out just by studying genes you know well isn't this kind of like that one of the ideas know i'm fucking a little too stoned to google i'm gonna go with masonic symbols in dc yep here it is you know you knew and you encoded into the fucking very patterns. I mean, look, man, there's a goddamn monolith, the Washington Monument, an obelisk, an Egyptian fucking obelisk rising up out of our nation's capital.

2:46:38 yeah found that it was like everything was abandoned they'd already looted all these for the smart people with good ideas. But he did a lot of really good work with mushrooms, First of all, the halos, believable and that makes a lot of absolutely believable and the images of the doors they're doing this goddamn trap wire shit too no way yeah look up abraxis gnostic abraxis a chicken

2:49:45 Yeah, it's freaky looking. fucking Nashville it's a great name for a fucking chicken it is a braxis chicken chicken god how are you gonna you're definitely baked if you're drawing a chicken with a shield A different Abraxas. letters spelling its name represent each of the seven classic planets