Joe Rogan Experience #269 — Tait Fletcher Transcript

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0:00 This weekend, I'm in North Carolina. I am in Raleigh, North Carolina on Friday, and I am in Asheville, North Carolina on Saturday. Explain this. Yeah, for folks who are just listening to this, Tate's rocking a beard that looks like it's glued on. because it's a fascinating scenario. is all part of how uh gary webb exposed this in a book and michael rupert who was a la police

2:06 so while he's in jail some dude is calling himself rick ross and he's a big fat guy who used to be a Tate Fletcher. This is not a real world. hustling he's but how about the fact that he's got Rick Ross tattooed on his fingers? He's got Rick Ross tattooed. It's a crazy story, man. But I think he's trying to do it more for real benefit, man. so he couldn't go to college.

4:20 He's taller than Too Short, but he has Too Short's face. I just got off. and you saw these crazy missing-in-action-type movies and shit and you're going to push it off, and you'll just push out and roll. you know what though dude is like you look at uh american kickboxer or something as an mma fighter There was no sensationalizing. Same things like Apocalypse Now.

6:21 And they had to take the deer right now like how about we don't do that see i'm a hypocrite though because i like You know, these guys, but that whole uh colorado shooting thing kind of scared me no no no fuck i thought well definitely It had to. people give us credit it's true everybody's armed everybody's hammered drunk or what you know what So we get a real distorted perception of what interacting with human beings is like.

9:20 till the horizon right like that's an insane amount of people and they're making some shit mexicans white people don't get along and And we're going to control the population that way. And you look now, like, 20, 30, 40 years later, like, down the road, part of our DNA. It's part of our through this shit is we form groups I think there's a lot of people capitalizing on human nature.

11:33 futures and uh that's fucking kind of it's a little crazy and and but it makes sense then also are in prison for drugs like that, shit that doesn't matter. Holy. Yep. They're suspending accounts and trying to delete everyone's accounts of it. right now is stopping dissent. Inside of a day. We've already seen through the evidence of shit that was passed.

14:29 that started off the revolution there to syria and that's going right now all that in the news This system is broken It's, you know, it's a broken ass system. has to be based on something. It doesn't even make any sense. Yeah, well, we've got to figure out a way, first of all, to, the idea that there's, this is going to sound really crazy, but we can't have countries.

17:09 are born in south america they should be able to come here and it's gonna fuck things up for a at the top, it has to also grow going now that's not fucking happening those divisions are getting greater and greater and hiring excellent counselors. Maybe you've got to wash a couple of dishes or maybe you've got to put some stuff away. Yes. By putting more public money into fucking the DEA.

20:06 where people, like, rot away in jail for dozens of, you know, pages upon pages of cases. Talk them into doing some crime and then arrest them. You can't tell me and then arresting people for doing that crime. That's insanity. They pay people to keep doing crime. that are like, stay in the game, stay in the game. And so it's like that shit happens. You're talking about a guy who won the lottery twice.

22:36 So the FBI would give him information. Yeah, they just arrested him. He was living modest, man. They had all these photos of his girlfriend, some fucking uh violent altercation a lot of yelling and so that that got people to tune How are they not in jail if they're still alive? It was right after on the heels when they just went to vilify all the militias.

24:36 Yeah. Yeah, Ruby Ridge was later. And so there's a lot of people that think They knew about something in advance. That's speculation. just blew out you know what i mean it's like if you're in a pickup truck or whatever you need the street right and so you had to get like within a certain distance of it but then i found out Student loans. Exhibiting some

28:01 That this kid was involved Yeah. there's a lot of people especially colorado springs yep but there's also like not that much air maybe Yeah, it's pretty fucking crazy. Could you imagine having a human come out of you? I think it's one of the number one places in the country that has premature births. That's so crazy. feels great my joints felt great like really everything my shoulder i got fucked shoulders

30:35 out there. A lot of guys just murdering people butchered that that thing but i know that there's a term called misdemeanor murder i might have around the corner like that's where that motherfucker lives like anybody could get got there at any time He was the shit, this guy. drinking this beer in front of me like he got he kept drinking it and he's like what the fuck is

33:01 Alien. You have to have a house in a fucking cave somewhere. I go, what is it? He wanted to give me something. Live sex show advertised in the street. I'll tell you what, dude. It was great. Or they had a running of the bulls that I did. the strip bar and there's a a fucking Mexican chick comes up, And I said, oh, awesome. a boot party on me like there'd be 15 little skinny dudes with fucking steel-toed boots

36:18 is either. Show us Florida. They're like, I barely know where Ohio is, and I love Ohio. I'm the same way. It seems desolate. And I've been wanting to go hunting forever. grew up that's all yeah that's all we did murdering puppies and shit my first Yeah, that's what a lot of people do. That's the best part of the deer. if you left it there, like, you didn't drag it all the way back to camp,

38:43 Wow. it's like so that like a gut shot deer or something like that they go fucking and then people go to Yeah, and there's this, So the food does get used. Yeah. the poachers and there'd be no way to stop all the the people from you know going after animals You know what I mean? and they issue so many permits or whatever but i don't think that's happening with i mean maybe it

41:48 bit broken but it's again it's a little bit broken when you think about the fact there's 300 plus mobility exercise uh consciousness um what what your daily life is like learning something new nutrition a whole bunch people are hip to it now whereas before like three years ago people are Gluten-free. Yep. And when you try it yourself and you realize how much better you feel, and you start...

44:27 Well, a blender. Yeah. And the idea is that it makes these smoothies because it can cut through, And then that ruins all the nutrients. You got half a screen, son. Yeah. There's none? Yeah, it's all touch screens. Watch this. He blended a fucking phone into powder. How smart would you be? That's amazing. It's called the eraser of the world, which is glaciers.

47:28 But it crushes everything in front of it. Yeah. How is this the ocean in the middle of the country? it's an ocean you can call it a lake all you This is here forever. The whole world is constantly rolling like that. He's fucked. I think last year. He's Fitzgerald? baguette shoe. Full teeth fucking get you full teeth yeah full teeth Yeah. Dude that's so scary.

50:57 A little one will kill you. So scary. It's like you're out there in the water. First time I ever went surfing dude's like could kill you yeah yeah that thing will kill you amazing they're so terrifying man so scary up and just annoyed me enough to where i fell off this board i would drown in time and they would Yeah. I might surf. It better not be like this fucking Innocence of Muslims video.

52:31 I don't even know how bad Clint Eastwood fucked up. Libya was was killed in a rocket attack you know like and then there's riots all That's being really nice. I mean, this movie, all these drone attacks that kill Pakistani soldiers. It doesn't come up on September 11th just because. like fucking ridiculously inflammatory. shit with the Quran. That is crazy.

55:58 Look at that beard. Holy fuck. With a battle axe Arabic chick I ever saw Worst movie ever You know? And that motherfucker who made that movie is no Stanley Kubrick. Shit like this is just little pieces of evidence that's allowing us to wake up and realize this is not real. If you want a full explanation, you've got to go to bulletproofexec.com. Dude, that's fucking wicked.

57:51 have him on he's badass i would love to we had uh rob wolf on rob's a good dude huh he worked out Yes. No, you got to try this. You know when you crash? Here's the deal. coffee before and then i get sleepy yeah what is that from it's because a lot of people if you have fucking roof like 98 if you go to bulletproof exec um he's got a uh an article called why bad

1:00:21 Bad coffee is good for you. went up 20 iq points he lost 150 pounds or something how did he biohack his body he's an i don't know 1500 bucks something that's doable for the public because they were like 12 grand It is. to. Two Hitachis. But it's not that I've been calorically deficient. couple hours or else you get sluggish and all that kind of shit right And, uh, and he says, you know, insulin is a storage hormone.

1:03:39 a fucking bowl of steamed broccoli and not reach 100 grams of carbs and eat a high fat diet like Poor guy. you look at the average person, I was at the beach, Is it the cocaine? Is it good other than that? One guy. What's going on? And the way it's defined in the Patriot Act, I'm pretty sure that's cyber terrorism. technology moves and like podcasts just happened and how powerful they are and then the the reaching

1:07:21 It makes all the difference. What's up, buddy? It was pretty big. Only people within the community are allowed. We dropped our shit off at the hotel, and we were gone. So we hear, and motherfuck Jabroni, and motherfuck Haran, Well, I don't know what I want to say. Did they have some good weed? God damn? Totally did some cyber-terrorism. Did they have some good weed?

1:09:54 So now I think when you get good weed, it's good California weed or it's good Colorado. They don't even know. That money gets distributed back into the community, and there's a as much of a commodity as living in an oil town it's just as much of a commodity i mean that money gets distributed back into the community and there's a massive amount not totally legal it's but it's a massive part of the economy and the union if you haven't seen it

1:12:12 like that the bribes aren't even counting anymore because they're already they're already the sides You know? He's like, listen, I got slaves to fuck. But I'm like, Calvin Coolidge? Calvin Coolidge is black as fuck. Oh, my God. I'm not joking. what he means by that, Because you would swear it's a giant troll. The white devil. no no okay was me standing there with this fucking

1:16:04 Let's not go to this one. Try to find one where it's just the other crazy people. This is no good. Let's not go to this one. Who are the Nicos in America? You're an Edomite. Okay, well, you're an Edomite. What? Those have shit written down. Okay, so why do you have Jesus painted like that? That is the family that painted that image. This guy wasn't spewing enough hate.

1:18:15 He taped his shit on. dress the same way you would dress if you went to dinner somewhere. and I give you extra respect those poor kids you see these young kids, you're like, fuck, man. maybe, but that's not the one. That shit's all cults, but it's all good. Groups of like-minded people. It's prehistoric. how does this not blow up eventually? but holy fuck.

1:21:27 they'd put a farm next to it They say, And now it's a done deal. They're suing. some suicides all over the world when it comes to like it's fucking epidemic, 10 years, You're asking the wrong guy. or something, And Monsanto's like, where they make deals with people where you have to buy their shit. They've twisted life around just so they can maximize the amount of money.

1:25:02 That's hilarious. That's one way of looking at it. Well, yeah, that's not true. and you're on the street like bring you back to baseline and build you up again god damn treated like castro is is because fucking he said i'm not going to sell my natural resources to the That's the whole game here is how can I keep the American public or all the public scared

1:27:50 Right. and a thousand's never enough. They separate themselves from everybody else they it becomes a team of them you know No one really knows how the fuck anything really works But now it's imbalanced And this wasn't the case when this sort of style of government was born. one of the highest offices but that's not the crazy part the crazy part is there's grips of

1:30:49 Well, he's talking about what he's saying, that 47% – But he was trying to say that they don't contribute, You can't try to talk to them and explain to them that you can help them. I really had hope. And for him, what I was hoping for, I'm hoping the second term, I'm like come on are never returned It's not World War II freedom or your great granddaddy in World War I or something, you fucking asshole.

1:33:00 haven't nobody was even for that no no one's for it not only is no one for it most people Terrorist. She seems interesting. too obvious it's too it's too obvious that there's censorship when there's issues especially like the there's a lot of people that got accused of something They can't control what they eat. we're gonna have drones do you mind if we have drones we're just thinking about just pass it we

1:35:57 new york city recently saying that rabbis have to get consent from the parents before the mohel sucks on the kid's dick Wow. passed a law. So now there's a law thing to it and because saliva has But you can't fight Obama and his choices. say listen you guys can make a lot of money but you can't do this you can make plenty of money Really? Well, this is a building that's super crazy old.

1:38:40 No, they were here before us. where you can like teach people how to grow and shit, and have hydroponic shops and they don't come down on you but this nobody can be a dispensary or maybe anybody can or they're not sure i think it's at 13 states now i think 13 states out of 50 have So for the federal government to come in and say that we're superseding your state government, that's the reason why there's a state in the first place.

1:40:36 so we always can control this. stealing so much that the state is not that the state can't take care of this city that's bankrupt They're training people, and then the people are just turning their guns on the American troops, They're talking about how they use kids as devices to detonate bombs. if they've got children suicide bombers on the regular?

1:42:18 It's like in North Africa where my friends would go on merchant marine boats over monsanto in india or they're going to fucking try to make a statement while they do it You ain't going nowhere, right? Like, I'm going to be a pirate. If you can figure out a way to get the internet wirelessly and throw it through the air, how Yep. like, he's like, They say.

1:44:55 Wasn't it you that was telling me about that, though? with a woman that really wrecked him and And he was really twisted and confused by it, This is obviously a problem. This thing is fucking my life up up and he was willing to put his money where his mouth is and and and stop the I bet it doesn't feel the same and it smells different. lifespan of a eunuch and a eunuch is someone that has their dick and balls cut off was around 70

1:47:20 These crazy fucks. They're a completely socialist unit. Let's try it, guys. It was sad to watch. He was, like, going down the stairs, and he was yiping. The vet didn't give him release, did he? It's in the Torah. and his dick explodes. He bleeds out. Honey bees get like, and they die. What do you want? I feel like he got a little throwback from Michael J Fox

1:51:10 good anymore. Danny DeVito was the Penguin. That fucking poor guy. there's it's like where are you from like is a like we're gonna fight now right you know what That's an indicator of how fucked up he is that he's not even aware of the danger that he's in. Cryptic statement. together it was like watching it was like watching bob dylan perform it was just like it was sad man

1:54:08 I've never heard a bad word about Bob Dylan. Maybe he's just old, dude. Let's see how drunk he sounds. Do you know how to get noise out of it this time? what about you want to know i want to i want to know uh are they shaped like Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you going to train down here while you're in town? Yeah, I don't get down there. How many? It's got a good Muay Thai gym too, which is a nice little.

1:56:48 Yeah, that's good. Yeah. you're not, like when I thought that I'd be like, fucking crazy dude that's but that's what george foreman said too really yeah i don't know that it cognitive about and to go, what, what is enough and where do I go from here? And what will the i mean kenny florian's a really smart guy but there's there's that kind of thing and that's

2:00:09 that guys stay too long in those sports is because they're like well fuck what would i be without because he was in sort of denial about a slurring of the words after the motorcycle accident. probably just getting lit up every night. if you look at his his face pre-motorcycle accident post-motorcycle accident one of his eyes moved up just like a coincidence that I keep seeing

2:02:31 and see if there's do you really think They were trying to get protesters out, and the guy stood his ground. In China, they'll still run you over, man. The flattening you with a steamroller act. It's, to, that they've written down on paper that says you're not allowed to do. cocksucker it is but the problem is you're could bribe off judges and figure out a way to sneak shit under the door and change the law so it makes what you're doing legal and they that is the way

2:06:27 You know, Like, Nicely and slowly. Maryland. She wasn't that expensive. New Mustang. yeah no you need a fleshlight and a mustang that's what you need to pretend Big old booty on her, right? That girl's got it. Does she ever not have a smile? Oh, wait a minute. I feel like you're ahead of the curve, kid. Sam Tripoli is the hottest one. He's going to kill them with his comedy.

2:09:11 We're going to have butter coffee Yeah. That's crazy. and right first guy who gets a knife kill gets like days off and like you to kill people with you're a thinking person all like we're not even supposed to do like this is unjust isn't it amazing That's why we have 9% unemployment, We're not ready for that. there right when he got there he was like yep he was

2:12:42 that makes sense it's the ultimate irony, too, well, we're going to kidnap you then. You don't have fucking food fucking what is that rad it's a movie about moonshiners and and during prohibition like exactly exactly and we look at it you know you know it's like good guys and bad guys no it's What we are today is the accumulation of error upon error,

2:15:04 All those motherfuckers. They keep finding shit. Dude, that motherfucker is badass. If he wanted oil, I would do that. I would do some lotion. You know what I really? Oil or dry? If you wanted oil, is like torture. that makes you like Degrass, yeah. what $10 billion was is what from 1956 or whenever NASA was created, cost to build that wouldn't there be like a company that can profit off of that you got to

2:17:30 Okay. They still worth something? Dude dude they're all in louisiana and then i'm thinking anymore really yeah yeah right, what does it mean? You ever thought about rocking a gold tooth? Yeah, I got this one's fake right here. and won't ruin your career like they got it figured out i love that line those that say that If you had a relationship with Tate,

2:19:38 is coming through the door to help you. Tatumus Maximus on Twitter. Powerful 10th Planet Good vampire movie Dude but the big thing And there's some awesome shit that I did in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. the scene and the phone's supposed to ring and it's supposed to be the terrorist like my boss Wow. say about that dude that's he's an interesting cat that's for sure and all his people were super

2:22:15 Then I'm like, fuck that. Tomorrow, we got Ian Edwards, ladies and gentlemen. Hey, you can find him, Mad Flavor. We'll see. Thanks, everybody, for tuning in. $50? I knew there was a five. So go there. Alpha Brain, Shroom Tech Use the code name Rogan And that goes to support this past weekend. It was fucking bananas. Ari Shafir, S-H-A-F-F-I-R You can get it from his website, which is arithegreat.com.

2:25:45 Yeah.