Joe Rogan Experience #271 — London Real Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. I don't remember what the... that I've had a chance to listen to. just right up our alley guests. world that really don't even have anything to do with our day-to-day lives And they're like, oh, you're one of those guys. There's amazing people all throughout the country. And that got all crazy and cunty People complain when the transatlantic flight is delayed by 30 minutes.

3:25 people would start out really worried about nuclear do we need someone to kind of always be the bad guy? But it's pretty obvious at this point that it's, we don't get a say it's and what they're doing is completely contrary to what most of the people in this country It's run with a loose grip of corruption. choose what aspects of the news, While I was watching you while you were giving that speech, I just really

5:58 The corporations don't have to operate like this. 100 years ain't shit when it comes to how long the fucking Earth is to do that. So that spot's ruined essentially for longer than humans have existed. That's how long work the reason why corporations are able to get away with the shit they do, bribe politicians and influence literally war and murder, is because they act as a group that's just trying to get zeros and ones.

8:11 you get a guy like Dick Cheney, where they jacked a whole country and jacked the american people too and made us give money to these corporations that people are like, It would cost about $10 million. it's not us it's just the look the business of running countries has not changed although the We have fucking robots that we operate with remote control from the other side of the

11:05 I mean, if you want to look at the Halliburton thing, it's not like, That's a relationship between someone who influenced either directly with money or indirectly otherwise they might come and take your car away people that move to Nevada strictly because they don't have to pay state taxes. I don't This one asshole has a cartoon bomb he's using in a UN speech to show when it gets to here, that's when we're in trouble.

13:03 That silly bitch. I think we just need them talking. Okay, that's ridiculous. Is that the most ridiculous shit ever? there's no Iranian gays. Aminijad is, yeah. Oh, Jesus Christ. Meanwhile, I believe in him knows what a Minijad really said. Is he a Holocaust denier? A Minijad is, yeah. even though we're in America, all the There's a lot of people that essentially are completely unnecessary if we had a real just and true government.

15:27 but stuff that actually has been proven to have happened, It was a reason to attack Cuba. Do you think the government needs some secrecy? No, no. that more than you know I don't know sound right His beard was completely black when they came in and there was no gray hairs and stuff. the lives of people and clean up their areas and make money in helping countries instead of

17:57 All empires do collapse because they're run by cunts. But I think, Brian, you believe that like human nature just it's never going to happen, right? stock market I spent four years at MIT. What a great place. It's your gambling that things are going to fail, right? In fact, this is the worst shout-out I could ever give anyone, the best way to go. it's not going to feel good.

20:38 is it's not that with the white crane dancing tiger technique, and then you're pretending that if you threw that punch, you get your belt. They just weren't that good. Do you know what I find is very interesting, Joe, which you might appreciate, is the guy who's got like a slouch and a beer belly, by some weird title as well with a black belt test himself

22:49 students bow to him for those that don't know it It's really kind of completely contrary to jujitsu. nice guy so he's very informal but it's no one ever like disrespects him or no one ever takes But there's also a lot of people that they just want to put up a fucking dog and pony show it was right before before just after the first I looked at martial arts magazines.

25:26 They all dress the same. And then at the end of the class, the instructor said, he said, students, we have a challenger. He might be crazy. and that was the end of ninjutsu No, instead he decided to choke him. Oh, my God. Like, what if you did like this? This is entertaining. if I let you hit me in the face with a monkey paw it would probably facing the insignificance of your reality in this crazy picture of the whole universe protection

28:15 You know, your ego... But that doesn't happen in the West. But what was that, through training? And you're fucking – you know, you're going at it. Even one level up, it's like I'm a jiu-jitsu instructor. It's true. I mean a lot of people have a real issue with that. I've rolled with a lot of dudes, but he's one of the few guys, him and Denny, Maybe Thursday.

30:58 Jiu-jitsu is so life and death. You know, there's certain dudes where you tap them once and then they're done. And like all week I was getting my ass tapped out as a white belt. was just learning techniques and he would spar with anybody and this fucking guy just would not Not necessarily the best way to go about it. know like hickson would be like the yoda equivalent you know what i mean it's like

33:23 It's like, it's very rare you run into a jujitsu guy but they were just checked on a regular basis. But ultimately, it fucks you. and one of the things I brought up was I've known him for almost 10 years, you know the others are nutrition, philosophy, thought, conversation, conversation in Yeah, if you teach jiu-jitsu, man, He's a black belt now, but he started teaching.

36:11 lot better. And we have, I don't know if I'm using the correct term, but there's a specific kind of Yeah, absolutely. My first coach always said to me, he used to say, your body knows what to do, but your mind gets in the way. black belt now this is one of those guys a little bit a little bit skinny you know like so but he's He said it was like reading my mind.

38:50 I've rolled with He's wicked. the years and tried to be much you get older you'll see you'll need your guard bro you'll need it because it's there's much more So I always start off from guard. And the one day where I tried to roll light set me back three months. or it's always something i don't know about you but um for me and i'm sure from a few other jiu-jitsu

41:50 if it's not 100%, it's definitely 90%, so I'm feeling great, written for a few hours. I feel like I'm just like a vegetable, you know, That's what people describe like a really good pool player. And in striking the ball, in judging how hard to hit it, If you look at it from a big picture perspective, there's a philosopher called Alan Watts. pleasure from it you know what I mean? Absolutely. Yeah.

45:14 And that's what people don't understand. a kettlebell workout It's a light kettlebell too. I'm like, bitch. It's ruthless. get in the right zone it puts those endorphins going man it fires up your system you know it gets your testosterone production up that they're all locked through the chest and shoulders and there's no like is that stuff that you guys just are like, never?

47:46 I don't have those so Graham Hancock was talking supposedly yeah but One guy dies. I see iboga. it's terrifying it's very terrifying that it's so readily available that doctors will prescribe it We don't have that in London. I think they're trying to change that now, probably They're connected. Because there's corruption. Didn't have a record. She's a woman, okay?

51:47 you get it kind of switches around what do you think didn't you get it that oh as you get older That's like a whole market. slash brothels in Thailand are you guys moving to West? I was wondering what you meant by that. But you're not getting rid of Redman, right? Oh, Brian's going to be with me this weekend, by the way. Brian's going to be there the whole week.

54:31 Yeah, they bought the Tempe Improv too. I wouldn't say nervous because that implies fear. It's not a fear thing. It's important, so I get excited. I wouldn't say nervous because that implies fear. They want to be entertained, so you have to be up for it. And then I'll do it on stage and I'll find a path and all of a sudden it becomes a monster. And it's a matter of editing on stage.

56:26 the stand-up i can't it can't become its full form without the crowd it's impossible i use their and people are considering what you're saying Like when I watch someone And when you're coming up with new shit, So it's pure. I know Marin hates on comedy courses. That's the problem. But do you need a funny guy to teach you or do you need the guy really to get you on stage and then

58:37 You might go to the bookstore and say, how to be a stand-up comic. And so the good thing that a comedy class does Don't do what this guy's doing. not gonna make a comedy audience yeah and we just got up there which is oh by He's like, we're not coming in cold to Phoenix, dog. He's always hopping around, doing it. huge crowds phoenix the club is like 600 seats so it's it's and it's almost sold out so it's

1:00:50 because that would be awesome to have him on. You can tell if they're a douchebag. You know what I mean? You know, you never know. But you guys do crack jokes when you guys are hanging out. and what is actually something that's relevant, And it's just like, it takes the conversation. you can't think for me, stupid. There's a disconnect between what they're projecting

1:04:01 You know, he's bullshitting. Well, have you ever seen the information on the difference between consuming marijuana you know what I was in LA about five years ago and someone gave me a brownie I'd never had one wailing. black belt that a certain amount day have a latest song i have a badass ringtone i bet you do you sexy bitch um what was i saying Yeah, sure.

1:06:55 Fair enough. Well, I see your point, and I think that what you're saying is probably correct. So when I look at the stock, Apple's down. that's a part of our economy? That's crazy. today what the fuck are you even talking about you've got a shit system if the dow is down that Like the idea that, you know, I just don't know how we're going to get there without having a complete bloodbath.

1:10:23 you know, when they're trying to stop the passing these cyber That's scary. pretend that I'm a part of this stupid electoral that's just this term, the latest super PACs and all that Good for her. like all happy when he won now i know that my mortgage is going to be paid and now i know that dissent, allows the military to be used on U.S. civilians. It allows people to be held without authorization.

1:12:35 It's terrifying that they would ask for that. until we can calm things down. You've got hours and hours of bumper-to-bumper traffic And the worst thing is somebody might blow the horn or stick a finger We see where the money comes from now. It's not saying we shouldn't have corporations. It's just we can't allow money to supersede humanity, and that's what they've done.

1:14:31 Yeah, that's got to be bad karma. Maybe Gary Johnson would. No, I said Seaman's coming on you again. one year anniversary pretty much since we started this show yeah and i mean obviously it was it was sofas right yeah we're in my house just chilling in my house we were bored well you infected us As long as it's not another London Reel, you're good, right?

1:16:49 just in this country I'm inspired by other comedians, He doesn't have to claw and scrape and say, I think you have to be a generous person. open up the thing and see 100 but motherfucker just Motherfucker just gave me a hundred bucks. And you're gone. Yeah. And I'm gone. So it's a little happiness bomb, Ari does that. yeah i think so man i've you know there's a lot of comics who bring guys on the road with them

1:19:11 you sucks that doesn't even make sense it's a whole the wrong it's the same this woo-woo whether it's Simon Powell with his psilocybin solution I drank ayahuasca two years ago. I think a lot of times as young males, And they're like, I'm not happy with this anymore. And Nick and I would meet in the West End and walk around London for like three hours.

1:21:17 let's do it. garage band. because they need to see if they're a cunt or not, or if they're a douche. just by listening yeah just by listening man but i i agree with you about the video but Yeah, we're on Stitcher. They have a podcast app. I usually watch the first few minutes just to Oh, no way. Brian, did you say that with a gay accent, But it looks kind of cool, right?

1:23:51 whoever you were you seven fucking son of a bitch that was a badass tattoo dude you've got pride and it kind of keeps you curled. There's no other organization that would have put on Minotauro versus Bob Sapp. Nobody did that before Minotauro. It was craziness. endorsing products and stuff he made millions of yeah but then the market when it dropped off. So he'd probably be

1:26:10 Okay. He sent me a message to my Facebook, and I was like, can't be the same James Thompson. I think it's along the same lines that we talked about with jiu-jitsu. These guys always have that you can't put your arm there if the guy's uh got your back and he's got the you know he needs to Kickboxing, man, you only have a certain rat-a-tat-tat that you can take to your head.

1:28:18 know there's some trainers like there's this the matt humes of the world who if you watch their is at the front of the game someone who really knows what the fuck is up someone who has a super and things along those lines where there's an insane amount of power. How many of those you got in your life? I mean, you're in there week in and week out commentating on these UFCs.

1:30:25 One of the things... Although I hear... And then you listen to them and you're like, wow, that guy is struggling. Yeah. This cannot be how this guy talks now. Just scared the shit out of me. Never the same again. Guys have done it. There's guys who have He never came back. have something that excites you, like enough to stay in the game, but only just, right?

1:34:18 But you look at him now, he's better than ever. For whatever it's worth, who knows what it is. It's as safe as we can make it, but the fighters all realize that there's a certain amount of risk involved you're going to get injured you're going to get broken bones first round come back was it gray man or two fights in? When you see that first round. Was it Gray Maynard?

1:36:13 But with a guy like Frankie Edgar, it's also one of his weapons. What's it like behind the scenes at the UFC? I put on the headphones, and they talk to me in the booth. I like what's up what's up what's up you ready to do this let's It's still bizarre as fuck. Next week on Fox, you can watch this show. You can't – if you see someone who's doing something, I'll see someone occasionally.

1:38:54 You let him reach back with that left arm You've got to – the hardest part to me is the ground game, They're going to look to ground and pound or they're going to look for a scarf hold or some kind of like – If you don't, you're not going to be able to explain to people and the other guy he's saying he's gotta gotta get his leg free otherwise he's gonna get oh i see yeah he's holding him with his

1:41:23 You have to be technical in your attacks. he's talking shit. I don't know if you remember there was that scientist, And it's a similar thing with jiu-jitsu. that was something that everybody saw but what i think what you're saying is that it's just like Yeah, and it was basically to deal with underhooks. of that oh i gotta show it to you it It's shit. It's way more high percentage

1:43:57 Yeah, I'm sorry. it gets away from you, because the conversation derivatives. yeah I'm pretty sure my interesting yeah unless unless they were fucking terrible In order, I have much more potential. It's hard. I have a lot of shit already written, and I will eventually put it out. And then just to get the infrastructure in place, distribute it. So the things that suffer are other aspects of my career.

1:46:36 right now, if it just maintained, I'd be the happiest person on earth. And I don't desire they've got their shit together, And it should be like Don't be someone who's just And some of them want your input, which is, You know, a gorilla can rip a car tire in half with its bare hands, right? They have no natural predators. because they're so dominant.

1:49:01 Female chimps are whores. That's a part of When are you going to Africa on safari? In South Africa, you can go to proper safaris. The males just sit around. There's two lions in the bathroom with you. So Joe, if you have to choose a way to die, There's a video that I tweeted yesterday. And he did it. That's it. There's still some stuff that i really didn't understand there's

1:52:53 And also you had some brilliant insight on the construction of the pyramids that I had And you can go in and see where there's all this space in there. What it doesn't explain And more importantly, it doesn't explain why they did these things. and builders and skillful What he believes is what's backed by real evidence. of dirt all over the world. The same area where they know,

1:56:08 It's all around the same time of woolly mammoths and saber-toothed tigers. and every day he's being proven correct. he's like the perfect representative Just like, man, I have a lot of respect for someone changed the way I look at history. That book, Fingerprints of the Gods, changed the way I look at history. this we're supposed to be living in fucking teepees and shit you know then he's showing

1:58:49 14,000 years ago. They're convinced of this. That's Mexico. It's freaky beyond freaky. You could go there. Oh, my gosh. And he said just the rivers of blood and the human sacrifice i guess they would fatten people up in pens for days and weeks on end in order to sacrifice for like a eclipses like a thousand years in the future they had figured out.

2:01:25 about the real problem with the nuclear bombs, All he has to do is come along and press his button. Yeah, well, do you remember what he said? He could have just slacked off for probably a few nights of work is way too fucking stupid to ever figure out how to make that thing. You're going to spend it not knowing the consequences. He can decide whether or not to run the red lights and whether or not to just drive his car

2:04:28 If you build a bow and arrow, if you're a tribesman, you're out there in the woods, you build a bow and arrow, you craft it, and you develop your aim, and then you use it, and you hunt and kill an animal. send people onto a battlefield, whereas the guy who just went to West Point and never fired a knowing that there's boys out there that could have been just like him.

2:06:29 It's happened in Iraq. And they're really big into this thing called geopolitics, because we don't really have any business doing that. I assume they probably are, but it could be propaganda. stupid right like boy how grandiose are we we think we're going to change the world the only Well, I bet my podcast does reach a lot of Iranians. but just even to talk on the internet,

2:09:11 We get emails from people in Denmark. what the crazy thing is is the internet was originally um the department of defense project We need the government to rethink what they really are. We have a government that's set up that's not a part of our community, americans and turn soldiers into people that don't that don't care that innocent people got gunned down the street and that make jokes

2:11:25 It's just wrong and crazy and not what we want when we think about the United States so that corruption can... He's from Pakistan. No one knew about it. on Cubans so that we could go to war with Cuba. Okay. We don't get access to... I don't know how many different attacks on America they've called down. That's it? is it a nation that's fragmented? I was there.

2:14:10 but they were friendly all of a sudden, right? It was the ripples and aftershocks of 9-11. Maybe an asteroid does need to hit the Earth You're not going to have billions of dollars anymore and how should these that gold? Do you really own that but the reality is you shouldn't be able to fucking build a giant machine and park it 10 That's a lot of money.

2:17:09 It is. Oh, my God. A lot of people's personal fortunes were completely erased. But at the end of the day, It's like having a giant building made out of cardboard. You cannot do that. The idea of owning a house shouldn't be out of someone's reach. The music changed. Some big leap. It changed kids. Da-da. You changed the way I look at things, Actually do what you want to do.

2:21:32 You know, these guys, look, we live in a world where when kids get crazy and they make a lot of noise and they're fucking hard to deal with, people give these kids antidepressants. Oh, we got some other stuff that you add on to your antidepressant. not filled with love and joy they're not pursuing their true interests and everybody's interest is Unfortunately, people that have criticized me

2:23:30 Stupid. That helps, certainly. Well, I can tell you what I've learned. animal that constantly seeks to use the imagination to make physical things manifest themselves. Or you can seek silence and calmness and truly examine your situation And it can start really simple. But it puts forth better feelings. and then he says, you know, I'm going to fucking do that too.

2:27:02 The impact of the 60s ain't shit That's why they're building this giant NSA It's true. obviously we love you guys on the show but if you ever want to just use the I never know who's from... But Red Band shirt says, under like someone high level so i went to train with roger right nice so you you moved to england you know Hodger when he came over surprised, but then again, like you said,

2:29:42 a weird sort of like a wrestler with some serious power like King Mo, why he's in London you gotta know where to go guys think when you go to london what does it feel like weird or i love it i love london i love the It's a little high. completely missing in la nobody walks anywhere you need to have face-to-face contact like the landmass that it's not ever that densely populated if you compare it to like Tokyo or London where we're on this tiny little island.

2:32:29 It's not. because video wasn't invented. I know in LA, so many people have podcasts, Microphones are, you could always buy them. audience i just turn it off because it always feels like it's different are they trying to It's not the right sort of a vibe, I think, for podcasts. I was curious. You still hate it? Everything we've said in this has been live.

2:34:42 How many people do watch your show? Just our Ustream page. We're on Twitter, I have a jiu-jitsu site called Jiu-Jitsu Brotherhood. you can call it whatever the fuck you want but and maybe in one year from today you can be on listening to your conversations with Graham Hancock The way to change the world is to let people know how you've changed And this thing might be ridiculous.

2:37:26 It's fun as fuck to do this stuff. and everything else is just your ego Well, we're all going to die. Brian Redband handed you on your web and i think uh that's that's what's up you know i think that's uh that's that's uh something that And if you're, Thanks. nah we just roll it's like crazy then you can have the wife No, I don't tolerate that, son.

2:39:49 It's on brownpapertickets.com to search for Death Squad. Yes, people keep asking me, I have too much shit going on right now. See, look. from a show It's all when the studio Wednesdays consider it done. Ari Shafir just texted me he and all those other cool podcasts. And then on Thursday we have Amber Lyon, who is the CNN reporter. All right. But go to use the code name Rogan.

2:43:35 So that's the schedule for this week. We are one.