Joe Rogan Experience #279 — Duncan Trussell Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. Plague. It's like the first language of God. that and also fucking dc the street layout of dc is all masonic symbols and that goddamn obelisks because it's not something that, it's irrefutable. That makes sense. I mean, so the horns stick up in the air. But yeah, that's why they like that, because what they're trying to do is to sort of articulate the primary, the very first way that the universe formed, which is through geometry or through a cascade of specific physical laws that are based on math.

3:59 He was showing me his mason IDs and shit. Okay, but how much power do you really think they have, wield, try to use? Is there really anything to what they're doing? you have to ask a mason so you have to go to the masonic lodge and be like i want to become a free It's fucking shills! They're about taking your soul ladies and gentlemen who said it but it was an interesting point which is that a rock show is a ceremony in the sense

7:09 the fuck it is, depending on what religion or cult you're in. And that creates a kind of Like, that was one of the Kennedy speeches. Pull it up. i'll never fucking forget that speech that is a crit not that i saw it when it happened but and concealment. on intimidation instead of free choice, on guerrillas by night instead of armies by day. I am not asking your newspapers to support an administration,

11:56 What do you think it's like to actually be the president? They just want the power. That's the real government now, it's such a potent chemical, it starts transforming the group and changing the way the group thinks. The Unabomber. Imagine having that trip, but you're a CIA agent. in this book, was called the sleeping room. They would put you in an induced coma for a month straight and have

16:10 six times the appropriate dose of larium which is this medication that you give people for malaria fucking dreams and then if it really goes whoa he decked a nurse he was strapped down nurse or female nurse he was strapped down in a fucking and there is no malaria in cuba oh it's called chemical waterboarding look it up it's fucking He hasn't seen anything.

19:32 waterboarding get those fucking neurons all blasted with larium tell them they're satan people with syphilis or the all the other crazy shit that we've done the idea that at some point they have these gigantic camps set up where you're like what is going on in here there's You guys are going to get dragged off. to the door i'm undercover this um yeah that's brian has just been a brilliant actor this whole

22:09 how much history do we have for storms what do we have 300 years that's reliable no i even have 300 and that goes on for a while there was like an ice age in the apparently a mini ice age in the which people call global warming. which is what this motherfucker was. Fuck. or yeah redesigning homes to like handle that shit while i was in montana we were in a place

25:16 which it does all over the it doesn't the earth doesn't give a fuck if you've got something So it's an old fucking map. I mean, the Nile Valley, where it's a giant desert, used to be a rainforest. So then it becomes the weird thing and he's jujitsu he's like 24 and i'm like how the fuck do you know you know like there's it's people who are familiar with

28:25 having orgies in the forest to celebrate life. God doesn't like those people. And so he burns them. And that's pretty incredible. is the fucking thing man we don't even even, like, we are all doing similar activities fuel our cars on an ancient apocalypse that happened that's a fascinating thing is it an I think it's just... No, it's everything. was that the oil creation uh by the earth was just a natural product of just the cycle of the earth

31:48 I love the idea that technology is going to advance to a point where we are able to fix so many of these problems. version of it is based on the peak oil version. Yes, that's the peak oil story. And his version is also based on, it's sort of discounting the impact of the exponential growth of technology and I endlessly think about. the kind of shit that you could theoretically do

33:35 i can't stop thinking about yeah why did i come up with pokemon and he had a pokemon outfit that selling out like the DC improv on a Saturday night selling out big shows they go crazy when he And now all of a sudden he's in this super happy world. you can shift yourself from different nodes of where you are now to more desirable nodes of the multiverse,

36:17 Nodes dude. Like the things that you put in the front of the lawn In the same way that, like, when you're in a boat, you can see ripples in the water. pokemon outfit this isn't like tesla having a vision for the fucking for alternating current I think it's a massive mystery to all involved. that to to be there and have compassion for all of brotherhood and all of all of mankind it's really

39:18 This is what makes our job easier. And I think that even thinking along those lines And that's the kind of thoughts that we need. we need our eyes our mental eyes and our spiritual eyes moved in the direction of we need a philosophy faces off senior citizens if you believe the fucking news you believe that there's you would So this is exactly. rights you would think that there's rioting in the streets and that the world is falling apart. So how do you, what's, what is that connection?

43:05 I mean, God knows how much money the fucking TSA makes selling their crazy gear that they have, 300 million people, how many of them are sucking the blood out of the earth? in your life where you, your very being and everything around you can like, I mean, you're not going to be suddenly in the Garden of Eden. so that people start you know playing around with some some of this fucking awesome information

46:28 look at this asshole yeah they're going to be just like it's just going to be like rating restaurants And when the soldiers look at the generals and all these shitheads that are running the army, but I think it'll definitely be a way to look at a person people would try oh so much fucking harder to be nicer. You know, like they talk about the life review when you go into the light and that shit.

48:54 I think they're just unhappy and they lash out. man i like i don't want to think that way because i like but it's an ego issue i like that what i just a person who like had a run through a stinky swamp and needs to shower because they've grown up in a hostile place. they're worth something they don't really think that they're they're they're part of uh a web

51:26 And they're about selfishness. And when you live a life, especially when you have a job that just has happened in your past you're programming it so so it's like this i i will just love this something called unconditional positive regard. This is a psychological theory. And so there was make them feel bad for the way they are, look we can all agree that the number one problem with the society is the way human beings are

54:42 That's the real issue while having all those things, There's a lot of businesses that act totally, that's not necessary there's a lot of businesses that act totally completely ethically you know um there's a lot They aren't looking out for the human race as a whole. incompetent they're that way because they're unhappy and you can't run the world like a

57:12 That's it. Money to support shelter. important part of the equation is companionship friendship love happiness safety shelter term before no so the idea is that there's a connection take those glasses off you're freaking me out come on let me wear them man they're my waco glasses there's the idea that you can um connect now a lot of people don't like the word

59:32 that makes any kind of, it makes everything else just seem like icing on the cake. And I think a It doesn't have to be psychedelics. and where it comes from. you're going to be a child you're going to die an old child yep you're really never going to and skull and bones and shit if they all just drop the bullshit stop being pussies and took it that way they need to get together and do some fucking mushrooms but man it's it's it's such an

1:02:38 His thing was like, you're not going to get people to like... veil transformation of the old ways into some complete complete moment of novelty and like he Exactly. Right, because it's a teacher. about like right you really believe that it's like they've chosen to like look at only a fraction of You're no longer always chasing whatever the thing is that you think is the moment in the future.

1:06:10 Okay. lost hundreds of millions of dollars and so he committed suicide yes exactly dude it's just like yeah the pill and just sat there he started snoring yeah and then his body just started extinction event so how does this all play out because this is all just assuming that the world What? You're fucked. where if you studied an animal, you'd eventually run into its DNA.

1:10:01 the universe being a computer simulation the maya as they call in long enough you might become crazy and that like, if you delve deep into the heart of matter, many more elements to it than just things you can hit and knock on with your knuckles things you intangible aspect of life no it's the creator of everything it's the root behind Look, we're experiencing it in a together pushing this happy, positive vibe out there and then having all these happy, positive people come to the

1:13:34 Well, it is technologically enhanced. This is it. This is it. You're using a technological this fucking awesome thing which is essentially just like a internet salon it's a kind Stop it. There's some shit called self-repairing I mean, this is fucking bananas, man. Fuck its brain in the attic turn the lights on that's all coming your house is going to be like one giant computer you're not

1:17:10 because it was a hot girl's voice. of the navigation system's voice? Ew. in denial that if you go back and try to watch star wars it sucked too and i say it didn't suck The guy who did Darth Vader's voice before Morgan Freeman did it? The black guy. Earl Jones. James Earl Jones. it's just all just mush it's just mushy mush stupidity i just hope like they don't have like

1:20:02 because they didn't used to blink, I guess. these movies all came because people were taking acid and mushrooms and like tripping out and like that you catch there. Yeah, he really does that he's Like, he has a, they have a podcast now called Mind Rolling, and it's him and his friend, You are no longer in a state of unit of consciousness. You've now cut, you've parsed

1:23:35 Right. It's amazing. Yeah, I do. watch comedy these days like on television i don't watch sitcoms i rarely watch that's why i don't ruthless and fucking aggressive lizard bring them back to a healthy breeding population so we have They're bigger, more aggressive, more dangerous. they'll eat it. But there's not like organized swarms of alligators that would change the

1:26:44 haven't changed in over 200 million years are waiting, Duncan has a wolf hat on. Put on your wig, Duncan. Sure. So now I have a toupee mustache. patch of fucking doom and everything is bone bone dry. Your balls are bone dry. Pluck them, rip them right out So they just, You could have a bomb loaded up merkin. No, hold on like if you get a bush a long time ago.

1:29:37 Yeah, it was in the 1450s. Do you think people went raw dog with prostitutes back then? If a merkin were not worn, it would be necessary to restrict the shot husband and sitting and watching them get fucked by bruce willis in some dark room And you're sitting there, is this over? And you have to watch somebody gross. Just a combination of the L.A. River after a flood and shit rolling and water and fucking – what is it?

1:33:15 Except it's not as smooth and delicious looking. It smells onion-y. it was just like like he had held his mouth open and every fucking prisoner in cell block D just farted in his mouth. But it is weird how bad breath is almost like a demonic force that possesses people and phase where you were like i'm not wearing deodorant. That's what I think. honey and fucking flowers and you were you know

1:36:15 in their mind that you were a predator right you smell like a meat eater yeah that's uh i think It goes right through me. oysters will mucusy things halfway through it You can't even hold it in. It's not good. is because they're out of shape and they're not in tune with their body. where i've had experiences in my life that were literally life-changing because i sat down and

1:39:05 Directly. Yeah. I know what you're up to. This is like one of the fun thought experiment you can do is right now, if you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him. That's the idea, which is like anything in your World. There you go. It is fucking good. I may make my own White Castle, or rare, rather, ostrich burger at Fuddruckers? I will eat the shit out of an ostrich.

1:42:18 Peck a concussion into your head. Yeah. It's a small town, but it had all these bars. Just fucking go to one. But they're fucking fun. Salvia divinorum is sage. Hmm. Forever Cemetery. term several genera whatever commonly referred to as sage. Yeah, that's right. So, it's one of the types of sage. I bet it's pretty common. salvia plants absolutely go to target.com and check it out you know what else they sell they

1:46:46 That's another one. In some parts of the world, particularly in northern Mexico and southwestern United States, it you're sweating your ass off like your body goes from like like zero to a hundred your heart way people use it now is they get you this shit with an Xbox playing in the background certainly support that. Yeah. Those videos of people brian has a few of them out there and the one

1:49:29 These are club lasers, so they're okay. Nothing. or something you know like snow blindness callan knows a guy who went snow blind literally he went I just had to sit there and close my eyes at Myrtle Beach for three days. You would pick Honey Boo Boo's mom over being able to see? Negative. By the way, that's an easy answer. Namaste. Okay, because that's a lady boy.

1:52:37 I'd probably be able to smell her and know. How did they fuck? Well, every year, apparently. All right. depressant stimulant what about coffee like they could like legally they could bring you to jail to smoke a joint just like every day you have to take your fucking thyroid medication no like what that's like saying, are you addicted to washing your hands?

1:55:31 What they're doing is they're making it so These fucking goblins, man. thing you can do shoot shooting guns is just fucking fun it's fun to shoot bottles it's fun to any person who uses or is addicted to marijuana, I think the NRA was fucking dead right. rifle association isn't commenting on it. It says the National Rifle Association, which frequently butts heads with the ATF,

1:59:01 And the reason why it's in Montana is because if you've ever been to Montana, Oh, well. There don't appear to be any cases in Colorado where people have been prosecuted I mean, They're exposing their belly. It's the different states' fish and game departments. There's no reason to pass this. That's what it makes me want to do. that you wanted to do that didn't hurt anybody.

2:02:51 like growing up around guns makes you so safe with guns like since i was like can remember Yeah. have a goddamn gun safe you put your fucking guns in a safe you don't leave them around yeah period movement, and so they involve guns. Meanwhile, people are getting arrested every 37 seconds. It's a waste of goddamn time, and it's become a business in and of itself.

2:05:10 Where they have the shit growing wild. The narco saint. Put on their fucking guns. No. Isn't that amazing? things that made united states so great when people came here from europe was that in europe came here from from uh european background so happy that they could live this sort of uh different Fix the world, Duncan. Even doctors are getting fucked over, man.

2:08:25 hey everybody fuck them dude no that's the problem man you fucking start with the kids computer. Here's different operating systems that you can decide on. You teach them about yoga. this shit pumped into you in the absolute wrong way. We can't educate kids the way we make foie gras and you look at the idea that life is some sort of computer program,

2:11:05 because i was raised shitty i'll tell you what's motivated me dude what's motivated me is running those people just, they start a fire inside me We need a thing to rise above. We need a thing that we can get angry at that motivates us but that shit can be taught you can teach that to kids And the negative reinforcement forces you to rebound We have several different options for achieving a

2:13:50 Why was that man born blind? response is really brilliant and the response was the guy and if you take it literally it's stupid time and is almost dying and you see him overcome that fucking addiction and all of a sudden this an opportunity to really show people shit can get better. Because man, when I hear something, motivate you to go to the gym you'll see some guy in a fucking scooter with his gut hanging over the

2:17:07 Enhance your beautiful vision of the world and pump it up even further. mind and in the mind of other people and you know it may be a bit repetitive sometimes and get a bit There's missing a broadcast from the collective consciousness, a broadcast from the culture of the world that we can slowly It's a kind of like metaphysical river that runs through everything.

2:19:26 does your money represent yes you fucking crazy assholes with your numbers and your fucking the Everything can seem so fucking terrible, but then when you realize, no, you don't have Yeah, intellectual laziness and physical Keep that bitch healthy. Brian's over there with a glass of heroin mixed with AIDS. Folks, this podcast is over. Everything is badass in Austin.

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2:25:45 and this rustic-looking log house and all our brothers and sisters out there on the beach in New Jersey that lost your houses. Hare Krishna. to keep moving folks you can't stay in places that are getting ravaged by nature there's places on earth right now where you can't live you can't live where there are volcanoes you can't live Give happiness. Okay.

2:27:24 It's the root of all evil. What's a rutabago? A rutabag? No, how dare you? It's an oak tree. It's like the root of a fucking rutabago. It's the root of all evil. Sweet. a fuck if we win or not because uh i'm not really an awards guy i think the awards for art are silly He is the biologist should be any week now, it's almost done