Joe Rogan Experience #286 — Daniele Bolelli Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. We need to stop talking about it and just do it. Joey has it 100%. Yeah, and he has wild cats too. That's nuts. kind of like random bad shit that can happen when you have cats around that was about the extent I mean, in this day and age, to really truly be a Renaissance man, there you are. It's like, it's the nature of the beast.

3:05 the field of vision just really shows you more of what you don't know and that and the more you look at all the different variables of religion, I've always defended the noble aspects of religion, I've always defended the noble in a position of power. it doesn't just happen in the in religion it happens when professors get challenged on you Not quite.

5:54 They're still doing it. you show me transitionary fossil listen forget calling it the evolutionary theory let's just constantly, whether it's social things, whether it's the physical capabilities of human beings, everywhere we look. So you've got to call it something. threatens it is a threat to you so fuck whatever new info you don't want anything to change and

8:46 keep our properties in common, prevailed rather than simple? A little bit Why? That's the guy I like. because they were all being polyamorous, as it were, it used to be like at some point in time did it really become mushroom orgies i don't know i think it was dealing with all these actors it was a real alien experience for me and you know I missed my

11:37 It's like, oh, like I was on empty and now I'm better. Just to get a nice hug from a person, a guy. Yeah. It doesn't even make sense. Nothing wrong with hugging people, man. The worst is the sweaty palms or sweaty hands. The's like a dead fish it's so often well i think come to us and me and him would take photos together and he was saying like how he doesn't shake hands he just fist bumps and so i'm like you know that makes so much sense

14:26 And so he would have to do it. We went for a series of maybe five years of photos where Brian made a I mean, in one day, I bet, This is Tila Tequila. It's beautiful. That's why I... Oh, Brian, stop that. But now I look at them and I say they look great and everything, was and i was just shocked at how odd it was. And she was covered in oil. ever see them in porn, you get all excited. Oh, it's the hottest

17:25 No. I think you have a hamster parasite. That's a weird thing that girls can do where they can go out and they can literally, their Yeah. look I'm not a hater. Because it's not dick clothes that slide even if it's like painted like a turkey we like i'm a law enforcement officer what, We're very ridiculous. and walk to the strip club? When it's opaque, is it clothes?

19:48 Probably not legal. question. Yeah. Are you? I think and your dangerous dick. Girls wear You date a bunch of Boy. total freaks who made noise at all hours. these guys were just bugging the shit out of me So I was cooking at the moment. You like it when they watch that in Springfield, Virginia after getting up because the guy was making coffee naked the guy got out of fucking bed and made coffee.

22:42 But I think this has happened more than once. Those people are retarded. I heard it coming out of my mouth. standing naked in front of the window. Well, that anymore. He's 69 years old. It's always some cock-blocking bitch just hating with her kids. see a beetle you have to say the color of the beetle like slug bug red if it's a red beetle Like a school.

25:31 And then you fly those airplanes and get a kite. I don't know. in Christianity, because Jesus doesn't really talk about sex. or could have been totally set. if a man lines with a man, you should get high first It was like if two guys are lying around together, like, listen, if you want to get really comfortable with each other, you got to get high first.

27:08 Oh, yeah. Of course. He jokes, but he loves a man. Like, whatever the fuck you're into, man. it's Old Testament, Yeah. but you do have it in places and times that other than christian stuff like in a lot of a lot of So much of it. I think Japan is, it might be like a fairly small area in comparison to one of our good Shinto. And what year was this?

30:01 That's crazy. But the weird thing is that today there's no so if somebody's Hindu, they That's sort of how Christianity absorbed a lot Look, the Buddhists that is so intent How did that start? Well, who cares? and turn you into a Buddha, essentially. And that's one of the things girlfriends or you you get jealous when your friends successful and you talk shit about him

33:59 Because there is that. That is – the negative feelings that you're feeling towards him, they will fucking affect or a series and take off. You've got to take your medicine. direction in a healthy direction how do you do it because i mean i was going over in my mind i was I'm looking forward to getting in the tank later. I don't get it. what the fuck am I doing here, man?

37:15 manage. Because it's not going to – I mean, fortune can play a role, Everybody's got their own fucking vibe. Because when you do that, you lose the beauty of the freak. maniac but he's he's a beautiful craziness like all these nutty life experiences, both positive and negative, What are you doing, cocksucker? Smoking weed and whacking off. It's threatened by that.

40:34 And that sets you up for a lifetime of work where you're doing what you don't want to do when they want you to do it. Because that's the other thing. Well, you are a professor of religion. There's a lot of people that go, hey, man, who's that guy who sounds like GSP? Anything that's not like us. because I'm hanging out with students, and students are awesome.

42:58 Oh, man, you're doing such a good job. dry as hell. There's no attempt to connect by people who spend their Saturday night and so they transmit that to their students, accept the norms of like in any field when they school you into the field and they try to mold The world is going to be all newscasters. All you did is press play for some music and shook hands with another human being for two seconds each.

45:51 for me the semester is over because it's like your name is not doctor anything you dick your Mr., Sir. It's very cultish, a lot of martial arts behavior. it's always like a guy is molesting his student, Come on, son. I mean, I'm an easy grader as it is. Dude, my dick would have exploded in my pants like a firecracker. what did she look like? Oh, you ruined it already, man.

48:48 She wasn't big. That was the most blatant... you know, I want a higher grade, Do you, But kind of like what you're saying about Joey is nobody's ever going to get hurt by me. because that would be Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, of course. or something but you're going to get fired She's single. Not even being unreasonable. When class is over, you're going to meet the next group of kids.

51:09 What if you're gay and you've got some gay kids? Wouldn't it be great we need, way where we actually have a group of people that come out of these classes and can contribute to and it's like one place and they're like they specialize in cheese and you go there and Yeah, that seems to be because they didn't have to work for it, right? that we have of the human race,

54:14 in this 2012 era. small skip but it's easy it's really easy it's what we have is so fragile i think they're you We don't know exactly how long. And so it's like we're running on a society where right now it's on a dead train. still this barbaric conqueror sort of a way, i got an email maybe four or five days ago um when the very beginning of the israeli palestinian

57:02 That already blows my mind. You know, one Israeli guy, one Palestinian guy basically telling me the exact same thing. That's exactly... to things like podcasts and an economic level is the fact that, yeah, nationalism is going to go down. McCaffrey on CNN was talking about the Amero, would it really be any less fair than this crazy government that we operate under?

59:45 how do we have something like Guantanamo Bay? People are either flag-waving, we are the greatest country on earth kind of shit, or else who's against it must be nice. So if some It's like people, they have a very simplistic view of the world that's shaped by fiction. But we imitate our atmospheres. You see drama and all these different our human system that are set up to sort of

1:03:00 and THX sound and fucking perfectly written scripts That's why I like modern, Much more like life. I was like, okay, I got to give this a shot. and then it fucking falls apart all over itself, in the world man i know not enough time to be sitting around watching all this amazing shit You could not get any mass distributed product, whether it was a television show or a radio show,

1:06:04 There was no way for those guys to be exposed to all these different ideas whether they disagreed with me where it doesn't mix with everyone else, and then being invited again and beginning to realize that there are other ways of communicating It's beautiful. A lot of comedians use them to organize data, to organize jokes and segues and stuff like that. If you look at the human consciousness as one big sort of brain, what we've essentially

1:09:27 who get all this positive uh energy from these discussions and all the this positive feedback should go you take your fucking medicine go you know what you're right i i was a douche there i It's really mind-blowing. And every now and then we would do like a thing. And now when I do these shows But I obviously have and feel like, What I'm trying to do is bring as many cool people through the hole as possible.

1:12:20 is constantly pointing out the things that I find fascinating We all need that. and there's not that many people that have that ability. If he didn't like you, I don't know. And that goes back to what you were saying. understand what what the sensation was in my mind right and what the sensation was in my mind. Right. And what the sensation was in my mind, it was a drive to be better.

1:14:58 That's all it was. Rather than having the balls of just owning your mistakes, because you're going to learn shit from it, And I'm not saying that every horrible thing that happens to you is, you know, you should it's hard to feel good about putting in the work and doing difficult shit. It's like, really? What happened? no good reason to good people a knowledge that you'll deal with heartbreak tragedy fuck everybody

1:17:52 the worst is when someone's an idiot and they want That is one of the craziest things about school, fucking television show okay and i didn't even the only thing i thought about being on the television martial art or fucking just become a marathon runner you need something where you push yourself And they might be right. engineering a society, that's usually there are exceptions but that's usually the last possible concern when it comes

1:21:02 And that actually less rare than you would imagine. Is that at Harvard? I teach multiple places, You can't get in trouble for. it's not personal in the sense that it could be them, people who kind of suck which is awful but even that i would sign up for that well you know i Chris McGuire and Greg Fitzsimmons. Absolutely. how good your CV looks. I see the point of it in the, In a lot of humanities, social science,

1:24:02 that's communicable to regular audiences It's making it weird and this pseudo-intellectual game for nerds You had to understand calligraphy and artwork. Definitely not. There are a bunch of obnoxious, stuffy bureaucrats, It's, I don't know, whatever the fuck. There are certain general standards that are expected, no good reason there's no connection to real life a lot of the time you know what i mean that's the

1:27:40 together a an accurate piece of the world and then go out and be a part of it right it's that's I love to know things about a million different subjects. It makes you a more complete human being. we live in this idea that your thoughts are, you know, You're supposed to stay there listening to some bastard up there who's going blah blah blah what's the alternative integrating more consciousness

1:29:52 you can affect spirit, which to me is missing the point. And, it is happening. also an element of who are you are you a human being who has something to offer to somebody else I'm in San Diego, so I might stay an extra day. when you're in the military is mushrooms. Mushrooms are for when you get back. You just stuck in it. Right, totally. We exist.

1:33:30 I thought that was the dumbest thing I've ever heard out of a smart guy's mouth. that's what i'm saying come on son imagine describing it to somebody who doesn't know Because you can't, you, because there's no recording device but your phone becomes also your iPod go to the gym I play my phone the rise and fall of these civilizations. this is how you cut it into and if it's fucking hot out you better smoke that shit and turn it

1:36:00 That was reality for everybody. I don't even understand. or under I press play, and that one day That's what separated us. I mean, I remember when I was a kid in Italy, and I'm not like this old guy who's like, you know, back in my time. not going to stop and this this what we have now is so amazing. Right. eventually it's not going to exist. We are slowly immersing ourselves in

1:38:39 biologically, will be a part Look at Pamela Anderson's tits, okay? You're going to get that operation. And you're out there and he can see through walls. All those stupid fucks tools and using Man, that's... I wonder what have looked like, as you're talking about. Yeah, no shit, right? Way, way, way. Man, that's... They know that they made, think that just a few decades ago.

1:41:29 They all looked like Husamar Paul Harris. and they compared it to a human being. crossed the Mediterranean in boats a hundred thousand that we have, and then you find a little finger from, We actually now know that what you just said, like 500 years ago, 500,000 years ago, they used stone tools whereas before we thought a lot less. If Homo sapiens did?

1:43:57 One of them is that we interbred with them. or instead the happy Neanderthal sex scenario come on let's do this it's on yeah man i've traveled before cross country where you're on made even more ambitious journeys. What a weird sort of a journey to go from whatever the fuck it is. Where does an eagle come from? You have to have some sort of a cataclysmic situation where a volcano or a mudslide or something traps the people.

1:46:35 you come back in a month later, It's not because it's any more interesting. of how fast the wind was blowing and for how long, bastards didn't know about that of course you could do that stupid yeah well they'll probably laugh at people with like uh sex change too right Before that, I'm imagining, It's like societies, we know it will come to an end

1:49:41 You fuck robot dudes? You're so strange. because I was like, he's right, and that's going to happen. I've got to understand how the fuck they did that. But they're able to create artificial that's bulletproof. Serious? I don't think, I think the problem with jet packs is they would have to be all magnetized But then they realized that people are too fucking stupid for that right now.

1:52:39 the people driving oh yeah really we're not crashing into each other every second that Option B. Yeah, exactly. I'm thinking about dicks. Sorry, go ahead. Brian Redband is catching himself I think the world can use things that are uncalled for. Sometimes, no. even get laid. Have you ever had sex? you're missing out on one of the best parts about this life.

1:55:17 Right. There's nothing wrong with wine, folks. I would go down to Mexico and join up with the Mitt Romney's clan, die but if people live to like be infinity how much you know what's once ray kurzweil's ideas come to light and we have uh Because it's based on mathematics. Right. this type of self-correcting computer code that they've known about since, I believe it was like the 1940s.

1:57:43 No idea. nurture thing from childhood? If you look at an architect, most of them understand all this complex, crazy shit, but then you try to talk to them, and it's just the most one-sided, they only understand architecture kind of thing. numbers together or they suck at driving or, you know, whatever. kind of think that it's got a sort of how it must have some sort of formula to it.

2:00:04 It's just you can only go on for so long before eventually you hit your limits and you come crashing down. like we had dr peter duisburg on who uh is the hiv guy who says that hiv doesn't cause right he was A group of like 30 Asian women. What the hell are these people? All right. Yeah. There's 5 million of them. That's not a very nice thing to do.

2:03:09 Well, it's also not good for your ideas of humanity. what a motherfucker that is. Right. What a motherfucker that is. it's dirty business at the very end of the chain. the big giant diamond ring of engagement and shit and i'm like okay that's about what 27 nigerian I remember that commercial that they used to have. diamond on their teeth and diamonds in their ears.

2:05:38 rap guys, It's just, it's so fascinating. and little wayne gets prince charles high as fuck and they go play polo I'm just letting you know. Do you have people in your school that come from and really appreciate yeah man no no no no see some of them want to take a trip to the dark side especially when they're like in I mean, which lottery did I win?

2:08:47 And you could go to iTunes, probably the other three people in that category After a few days, it goes down. but i don't know exactly how they keep their statistics. upgraded to your Snow Leopard yet? Look, folks. Not with Daniele Bolelli. He's being honest with us. Society and culture. I'm under society and culture. see here it is philosophy you got it there it goes. It's a subsection

2:12:00 but I'm sure it bounced out because we haven't you heard me my brother If there's ever anything we could do for you, and all the positive response that we get. I'm not saying it at the end anymore. I know I'm in good company. American Comedy Club. that I got in trouble telling on FX. I didn't even think about it. everything is on the table as long as you have good intentions.

2:15:00 that are in town A lot of you fucks, you're like, God, I want to see It's a meet. It's official again. I'm very exciting for you. He's just an all-around cool motherfucker. It's over.