Joe Rogan Experience #291 — Duncan Trussell Transcript

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0:00 are going to get paranoid when that thing's in here. We are now joined on Ustream. i saw the worst horror movie of all time what was that funny games what is that what oh that's the See, I'm not interested in, like, mean people. This is like, according to the director, it's commentary on the infiltration of the mainstream media and of popular life.

1:44 Some people say that the U.S. version, it's shot for shot. It's shot this fucking thing. Highly recommend it. I only saw the U.S. version. Some people say that the U.S. version, He fucking nails it, dude. Is he an autist? I don't know. It's just fucking awesome, man, because it's like the original fucking... this one was like just the stupid, funniest thing you've ever seen.

3:54 Wow. was a completely different place. They decided, made like this active decision to clean that fucking place up and take out all the bullshit and make it like super like fan-friendly and super visitor-friendly. Yeah. I had family in New Jersey, It is dangerous. But I remember when I was, like, feeling it's, like, dangerous. Like, it's so big and crazy. It is dangerous.

5:53 You know, you have your own problems with, like, socially with people everywhere. seriously injured. You know, there looking to jerk off and people looking to go sit and watch someone play with and stuff, and I accidentally put my hand And then I just watch people go in and out. would you pick? Because A, I've been punched in the face and it's not fun.

8:10 Of course, I was using the pull-out method. And it hit me right in the mug. It's hot. in the car once in my entire driving yeah one time when i was living in boston i was working Because that's what you're going to start doing all the time now, dummy. work twice because i had this really hot date that put her finger in my ass and i was like you never forget that lady do you

11:27 It's like she's already done this how many times? See, in the world of Kurzweil that we're talking about, the idea that you're going to be able to record everything, fascinating is all the different theories it's really fascinating stuff man oh man that book is incredible I love that guy man that number, that you can trust her and keep her around. It's really fascinating stuff, man.

12:33 Twice. But they made this sound like, you know, and the guy said, Yucatan. That's hilarious. We're so spoiled by the time that we arrived. You know, we're so spoiled that being alive in the year 2012, I love to think about that, man. look in the ocean to not know what's on the other side to just go out there like oh my god you had when you're like in the country man you're staying in a farm and you go like kick back in a hammock

15:49 And you're getting that feeling that you get when you see something beautiful. Yeah. from looking up at the sky or you start off getting that feeling from falling in love but like Yeah. Beware of anybody who tells you they don't want to be. It's a gift from the universe. I've heard if you see the Buddha on the road, kill him. You know? And it's like you can – if you just play around with that fucking idea that you can permanently, permanently shift your consciousness so that you are experiencing life in the way that like those – however many times you've had it happen in your life, some people more, sometimes less.

19:49 They're just like, happy is the wrong word for it though. I think you can work that out. I think you can do that all the time. It's all about constructing and don't want to accept anything negative either then you're about around a bunch of people who love each other let me throw out an idea because But then there's this other idea that i was listening to some ram das lecture he's talking about reactivity and that when you're around someone who's got a difficult personality or

22:37 for the first time when the asshole is around someone who isn't reacting to them being an you know, beaming, Well, the real problem, though, is when they become physically violent. you can get punched in the face randomly. Some teenage girl of the possible human actions. It's so's so broad i mean you could be a guy that she could have again that shit we were talking about in the beginning.

24:39 there's guys will just run up behind someone and punch him in the head. Or the other side of it is like, fuck. I think that this shift that we keep saying, Like, you know, like Romney, for example, or like these like crazy fucking like, you know, homophobic anti-abortion Republicans. What's fascinating to me is that with this new sort of understanding of people that we're

27:57 and india and the potential for nuclear war and it was one of the scariest conversations ever And that's what unites people. But I think that what's really what's happening is an amplification effect. hate is getting absorbed. It's getting, it's not working. It's not working. It just seems like it's And I think that what just happened with Romney and fucking Obama, I think—

30:48 and that's the shift the mojo that these fucking old white dudes used to have is fading it's fading The numbers are wrong. secede now i'm gonna secede because the real revolution isn't a revolution where we all get to The idea is that we're now in a democracy. Amazing though that he would want to do that. For some reason, I don't think that, but I don't know.

32:51 So this guy wanted to do something where he didn't have any – he had no worries whatsoever about ever being arrested and essentially could be a dictator. like all right you're okay we'll let you be the new dictator it's like no man we've learned we've they could track the guns that's one of the dumbest fucking ideas i've ever heard in my life that selling criminals' guns

34:35 by, like... knows what it is but when it becomes a part of you know like the government where the president And if you knew about it and you didn't do anything about it, that's incompetence. And if he really did weasel it out and then the last couple of years decided to start paying a lot of taxes to show, so he had it on paper. you know what i mean it's crazy it's crazy but that's the shift man we want more things shifting

37:35 Yes. if you're shut down closed down if you're fucking if you if you're just one big human muscle spasm I used to like him a lot, but he just seems like he's a crazy kook now. This is stupid. How dare you? Turn it over there. They're awesome. They sent me this whole email explaining how they spent a lot of money on research and development And sunglasses. And sunglasses.

40:28 Well, see, first of all. what do you throw the tissue down have you ever done that and you realize you left your fuck what feed on yeah like a washcloth just sucking So you would lay there in terror, and you would just shoot a load out of pure fear. with teeth is its stinger is attached to your spine. You just feel it. realize in the middle of having sex with it like sort of like jack nicholson when he's making out

44:10 It's like the sirens that sing and the sailors crash their ships on the island, you know? allowed like really allowed to leave whenever you want like people come and pick up their Whose job should that be? Guys would bite each other's dicks off. down to two of my pets at one left dude um yeah it's really cool but it's like just like having You know I'm not gonna fight

46:54 We'll put you in solitary confinement A special attachment When you stick a dick in its ass and the alarm goes off. That's a fleshlight in prison. of the fun for them i think it's holding someone down and and getting that man pussy you know mean, when they're doing that to each other, that's part of what they're doing. But, dude, I saw a terrifying thing.

48:38 What is it he says? Yes. Well, that kind of shit. yeah no i'm right there's no fucking internet here we're hiding we're in the we're in the woods I've never, like, slowly started and sort of organized and put it together. That stuff makes the kind of metal, like cast iron, like these legs and shit. Not the big one. It's too hard to move. Yeah, but that's, no one's going to, what are you going to do?

50:34 Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Would you rather that or Tibetan sky funeral? I wouldn't – like that whole idea of of like the way we do death in this watch someone turn into a bunch of birds even if you have living parents in another state I gotta get a will i don't think that's true Where's it at? Oh, great. A lot of people who listened in thought he was off and that he would, like, contradict himself.

53:52 Remember when he told us what it actually was? That's the thing. you immediately have to look at the whole thing and go, that there was people outside and he had a conversation. Crazy audio. So he was standing there, and he was talking about how much his arm hurt I don't know. Yeah, that was an interesting podcast because I kept on thinking about it after when I got home.

57:09 Okay, here it is. McAfee predicts during podcasts being broadcast to millions of people, they will track me down. I mean, that's the thing, man. Yeah, the whole story is so compelling. You know what I mean? He's like, I simply will not pay. sued and that's when he decided apparently to move to belize he just loaded up his truck and to tell me that the police were closing in he had spent the night in an undisclosed house in Belize, sleeping on a bed infested with lice,

1:00:41 very complex person. But whether or not he's a murderer is yet to be seen. I like people. Yeah, whenever you hear shit like that, plot it! embraced anyone else start being like yes you know yeah last wednesday three men came into my house and they raped me and left. I'm not saying I don't know about my guy. But the idea that people are looking to kidnap him.

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