Joe Rogan Experience #296 — Mix Master Mike, Russell Peters, Mark Rasta Transcript

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0:00 Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. true DJ that he is, My name is Mark. First time. You have a Mixmaster Mike app? So you could do a whole party off your iPad? But close? Like there's like little scratches that I did on here where you just hit one button. For me, I mean, this was back in 87, is that this is something that never existed just 50 years ago,

4:00 We talked about this before. Like, they all come to me and they're like. I mean, I met Tiesto. He owns businesses. He's making $20 million a year. None of it exists before. house records as early as 86 85 80 well 86 wow and you know and we would mix them yeah right there and now they just and then there was djs i appreciate them at least mixing the vinyl live in front of me but right but they would play songs

6:37 Not a lot of it, but I mean, the good shit that's out there is good shit. I think I'm going to do that from now on. So they actually put CDs into. And stand and fist pump and foot tap. But the music is a reflection of the audience too as you look at it. Some of that music is kind of Those people have more sense than the No. I was like, okay. They're just fucking sheep.

9:56 What? Van Helden used to DJ, right? But the argument is that these guys actually produce their own music. So people see that it is a live performance art. to to coincide with the music so really where they just press play. It's funny, though. Paul Van Dyke and fucking all those guys out of England. But isn't there an art to creating that shit? so it doesn't really matter.

13:16 But when someone creates dope electronic music, when there's one beat that you hear that's as a DJ and you're not on i'll be back later to say thanks and good night here you go just press it and walk off and making fucking hearts. It's like Harrison Ford being This is a long ass song. what is juggling would you say that was your favorite thing to do what is what is explain

16:34 What's the DMC? This was like the biggest battle in hip-hop Like this is where you battled The cream of the crop Who did you battle at here this was like the biggest battle Rock Raider to you on how loud Oh, okay. And then we were just up there, and I'm just clowning and facial and kind of flipping off and the whole thing, people like that. It was just me and Qbert.

18:04 Crabbing and flaring. And we named them all with the orbit, the crab, the infamous tweak scratch I did for the Beastie Boys. It's the M44-7. Yes. I'm not going down without a fight. We did, yeah. Yeah. I've seen comedy competitions Yeah, failed martial artists. Some that are, you know, especially in MMA, there's some great judges. ah, Oh Jesus. that was one of the worst knockouts ever for like an all-time great.

21:02 And he had knocked him down with the same punch Congressman, born again Christian. of Freddie Roach. He didn't look as muscular. corner and he kind of just walked right into a fucking right hand uh he got a little careless he That's so textbook. Yeah. Well, you know where Roy fucked up? He boxed the shit out of John Ruiz. And when Tarver knocked him out,

24:06 Yeah. When he walked into the ring and was rapping. Vinny Pazienza and him fought. Couldn't touch him. I don't think there'd be any hits. He's still basically, you know, he's in a wheelchair now. Yeah, he's fucked up. He's blind. McLellan, I might be wrong. It was a middleweight fightan it was a middleweight fight it was a middleweight where they started the day before weigh-ins.

26:32 They found out that that's all in the lighter weight classes. And that's what people don't understand. That's kind of crazy that a fucking soccer ball can give you brain damage. They need to make him out of Nerf. Yeah, it's nice and thick. Well, his style was so unique, too, because he was so short for a heavyweight. Yeah, when did he fight with Gonorrhea?

28:26 Oh, man. The young days of Tyson, you can only keep that shit up for a certain amount of time, Yeah. Rooney was like a connection to Cus, but it wasn't the same guy. Yeah, it got pretty Pacquiao, Marquez, five or what? He has something. No, no, no. Conte was torturing him all week on Twitter. because those aren't drug tests right he goes if you're intelligent you

31:14 You know, down for the whole voluntary aspect of it but you can't do that i don't think you should be able to Well, Rory McDonald. Yeah. So, they should be able to do that. what you could do is you build him up in the offseason. He has all this thicker muscle It's very dangerous though. Cancer and fucking. believe it or not it does to your dick yeah

34:14 You know, Russell, at one point in time, if he had to choose another career outside of music or outside of stand-up comedy, it would be DJing. and fall off. and then spin a record and Spinbad cuts acapellas over it. When you do stand-up comedy shows, do they play a background music? ever listen to that yeah that's my favorite of of doug's uh cds i think it's something to take the

35:55 I can't remember. The one that I really liked, though, was Stan Hope's. So you have a new CD that's coming out, That's great. Who's DJ Hurricane? I'm like, are you kidding me? songs and and uh then they pulled me into this one room we all sat on the floor it was like word, really? Yeah, it just worked out the way it is. It was like, this is my homie.

39:00 But I got another guy that could do it, too, but keep you on the side. loud don't you guys have like families to call right now like we're on the road and the other person goes? all right, fuck it, you win. And they'll have your name. And it turns comedy. No, they would just find soundbites from other records. Yeah, I think your name's in this song.

41:04 Yeah. and he was the one that got me into the group. Oh, that's what I was doing. But you motherfuckers are not clear what you're saying. Yeah. Shane should be able to beat Vernon. He just has not really His resolve inside Yeah, that's the worst time too. Yeah, absolutely. end up suffering from compartment syndrome what's that on your uh calves because he's got really

44:49 Manny has, like, fucking athletic legs. Tyson had huge fucking calves. Oh, thighs and calves. Yeah, the guys are like big punchers. Tyson had huge, huge calves. Really? I got gigged, I don't know. He's a nice guy too. when you meet someone cool. It's kind of strange. Yeah, it was all one take. And this was one take? It's awesome. You always had your own sense of creativity

47:08 brass monkey what a cool fucking song but then i got a hold of paul's boutique and i remember Cookie puss? How long Dude, I remember walking up on stage Oh my god, that's amazing. It's in one of those random places like Brazil or Australia or fucking you can't believe how many 50,000. I did the Barclays Center. I mean like, Yeah. you didn't know I do stand up?

49:52 So Boo lied to me That is crazy How many people is in San Jose? You know that it's not going to last forever, so What are you talking about? Joe, here they are in Germany. you can't imagine this the sea of It does happen all the time. Only dudes that get caught. What if they do some DNA tests drinking big 40 ounces and whatever, MD-2020, to Brass Monkey.

53:08 Hey, if you have beef with somebody, let's guzzle it and go. Whatever it is, it's designed to make ghetto people do terrible things. Exactly. Fuck it. Cisco is this kind of same thing. From the Yay. Really? I didn't know. Wow, this is what drunk feels like. and they have a real issue with not knowing and then they say all this shit and we were a day early so we said what do you do you want to do? Let's go get fucked up.

55:37 bought everybody drinks. Give me a high five. I got fucked up on Friday. And not even that like, oh. I got fucked up on Friday. I wanted ringside. Can I? Okay. Yeah. He fought Bigfoot Silva and beat the shit out of him. so we know that Junior can win. He does conditioning drills, and he beats lightweights. You can't slow down against Kane. Because he's always knocking guys out

58:24 I mean he took down Shane Carwin when they fought. But whatever it is, I get word from the people that are training with him, You really can't get to that position Carwin has had a bunch of surgery so far because Carwin has been through a lot of, like, physical trauma, He still, you know, like things are starting to move better again, That's crazy.

1:00:00 But for him, I bet he probably trained while it was still sore as fuck. down on him with his... With his knees. You've got to see this guy before he retires. I mean, there's Bruce Lee, and then for me, there's Anderson Silva. you can get me right here or right here. and then standing up to Stefan Bonner. He's a lot stronger than people think. John Bones Jones?

1:02:15 You got to be real careful about that because once your body commits to a new You're going to have to trick your body into getting smaller. Oh, is Johnny Hendricks the one with the beard? Well, Nick and him could settle that business. Dude, well, I don't know if Nick Diaz should have to fight an eliminator. I want to see that rematch. His combinations and footwork, incredible.

1:04:14 If Roy fought BJ in his prime, it certainly would have been. That's right. Actually, I want to take that back. I don't think he is bigger. Because I think Carlos, if he wanted to, could lot at 185. Actually, I want to take that back. He's a small guy. some you would never imagine he'd be so ferocious inside the cage. sort of blue belt-ish it doesn't work for striking.

1:06:12 octagon for me because Yeah, you've got to check kicks. all I think about is leg kicks. It was horrible. It's not just like, it's not like, I wonder how hard that is. So I see that in boxing And now it's like I know everything. It wouldn't last. there's a whole group of people. But it's funny how it's still super popular. There's still great fighters out there, man.

1:10:05 Oh, my God, please do. Is he? Floyd without boxing. Canelo. His father and all of his brothers have dark hair. And that's where he got it from. Yeah. I'm sorry. I think I'm incorrect. a monster too he's a scary fucking kid. He is a scary kid. He beats I think De La Hoya might have went, hey, listen, He is a killer. shut and you're at home going, fuck

1:13:25 But the bottom line is he was prepared and Guerrero was prepared and Guerrero beat him. What? Sergio Martinez is a lot bigger than him. Yeah, Floyd, you know, he doesn't cut any weight if he's fighting at 154. Yeah. Richard Steele stopped that fight. it was like faceplant like that yeah that you've ever seen yeah the only other Asian been dead. Yeah, that was one of the most dramatic losses

1:15:12 He wilted. He knows him, apparently. I don't know how many times oh Youngstown that kid's crazy he was supposed to and Kelly Pavlik. Yeah, Kelly Pavlik is another one. That's the guy that Nick Diaz is doing a lot of his boxing work with. I'm going to be in the UFC. It's in LA, so I don't know. Yeah. He left Freddie Roach? you know, we had a good run.

1:17:11 I know Gray Maynard went from extreme couture to AKA, Everything's different. absolutely. contest to like a guy attacking and you countering and you moving and him reacting there's like a lot He hadn't fought in that weight class since 2006. He looked like he was in Auschwitz. Kung is losing like a little bit of weight probably, And they also get sick a lot.

1:19:34 And Matt Brown can be tricky. It's big too. he will. And while we were watching it, we were saying, like, in those 24-7s. They showed all the And then that was a great knockdown, too. It was. Look what happened. because he really and my coach would tell me don't fucking step back and admire your work. Get sense in being critical. Yeah. Because I remember when I would train and my coach would tell me,

1:21:19 Would Russell have made this mistake? attrition. He got knocked out, and that's something like that. Think about how many fights that guy's had He doesn't want to go out and be remembered like that. Such a sweetheart when you're around him. Exactly what he was doing. That was the worst decision ever. Yeah, he's kind of fallen into obscurity somehow.

1:23:24 It's a different kind of knockout. That that's unconscious face down for 10 15 minutes and people can say oh We need vital functions only. fight you know i don't you rarely see the guy again for like a good solid six months because Who knows exactly what the extent of it is? collapsed and then he was in a coma for like two weeks when he came out of the coma he was in he had full amnesia full didn't remember his name his mom

1:26:14 That's crazy. strikes to the back of the head are illegal in mma yeah but what's interesting is a kick to the back of the head when a guy's standing. A lot of those guys try and catch you and pull you too, right? Overeem is fighting in January, December rather. Yeah, it's... Yeah. Probably come play too. Catering Yeah I think it's in honor of What's Cyborg up to?

1:28:24 Unless they bring in an actual cyborg. openly gay fighter you love pussy, I love pussy. Liz loves pussy. You son of a bitch. Okay, so that means that, oh, okay. I like Aldo. Yeah, if they don't get hurt. That's the deal, though. you know what i mean cuban like yeah that cuban islander yeah but you know aldo is obviously Exactly. They have nothing else to compare it to.

1:31:14 Big fan of Big Country. And the main event is Mitrione. chin like Roy Nelson. He's an animal. versus Shane Del Rosario. in MMA. fighter then this year? that's what... You know what? No. I haven't seen this week's episode, so I'm not sure. I was about to. I was literally looking around for a fucking light. That universe show that fucking Morgan Freeman hosts.

1:33:43 I don't delete Through the Wormhole, dude. Just because if I come home baked from a show and I want almost, I'm like, fuck, I've got to delete some. That and Louie. I don't delete through the wormhole, dude. Freak out. You could rent one. I just go in there and relax. It used to be 800 pounds of salt water, but this one has more water in it. Is this like the kind of amount of salt where you float?

1:35:09 It's an excellent source of magnesium You close the lid on this thing. No signals. Should we get those Aeron chairs? An Activator? Shogun. He's getting better all the time, too. But, you know, That shows you what Gallard can do at his best. Hmm. Melvin Gallard? I mean not you know but they're Was the title up for grabs? You've gotten it before. Pull those pictures up.

1:38:06 You could die from that shit. Check it out. You know you got a hole when there's a shadow in your fucking staff infection. Is that staph too? Yeah, that MRSA stuff, That's right. It is the human world. Get a melon scoop. So when you play with Travis Barker, are you playing at the same time Ask questions you want, but please don't That's kind of an interesting style of doing it,

1:41:06 He actually bought a tour bus now. Fucking crazy. What is it like hanging out with Lil Wayne? I mean Please tell me. Fucking crazy. You know he can't save you. I guess it's worth it. Really? Tight pants. He wears those jeggings. I you're skateboarding. Tight stuff? Tight pants. Yeah. Yeah, but the worst, I hate when I see people that are even... in fact.

1:42:59 of something. into it of course and i think that's when that is he ever gonna learn how to play that guitar He used to do that? That was awesome. They talk to you legal. Really? That was the one against QD3, right? What kind of stupid question is that? He ended up losing that case. Did he? Really? Yeah. and then he had to give the deposition I don't recall.

1:45:22 just as i recall about eight months island yeah this clip i think is just his I recall. That's a stupid ass question. Isn't it something that I would remember that? How can you prove what someone's memory is like? Like, hey dude, I always do, yeah. with that shit when you get old. then his shit would be suspect. Get it together, Russell. But to say it, to actually say it to you, you're responding only to cunts.

1:47:58 Block them. Especially if you're one of those guys that only responds to the assholes. He gets crazy. On Fear Factor, do you actually have say on what they eat? Yeah, yeah, it's done. I thought that was a crazy idea. Actual bulls? Yeah, actual bulls. And two, they had to ride bulls i thought that was ridiculous i thought that was a crazy idea actual bulls yeah actual bulls and two they had a drink come i'm like that

1:49:35 and I think we did like seven or something, maybe eight, were the two but a real bull want to be a part of that First of all, you're not going to win. Even ten seconds is a bar that's way too high. On the show, it was the people who lasted the longest. He's just going crazy. Even when we put chest plates on them and helmets, you don't want to get stomped on the head by a bull when you're wearing a helmet, okay?

1:51:40 and the bull with the first buck just sent her flying off like a pillow. together what do you think well i think we can do it you think we do it then you bring the stunt guy We almost had him drink cum. Well, the funny thing is about on the show, What? Have you ever done DJing Yeah I've done it But have you ever done it It's kind of boring? I mean, you know,

1:54:02 Yeah. I'm a full one Dollar Mende I don't know the song, but I've seen the guy. T-U-N-A-K. I call this guy Dude This is all before he got busted with white slavery, by the way. M-E-N-D-A-I. showing you coming to space And he's a fat fuck. I have a Dollar Mandy doll. It's so ridiculous. He and Gangnam Style should definitely team up. Not in the wide masses. He could have easily been... He was huge in India. Unfortunately, Dollar never really caught on. Not in the wide masses.

1:57:34 Yeah, but isn't he in trouble? The in sound from Way Out? that were similar, like Medesky, Martin, and Wood, that I still always have in my CD collection Right. They're doing that right now. Must be some crazy shit. weather all you have is ice core samples. It's hard to know but there's storms What we really have to worry about is not even storms. Yeah?

2:00:15 it happens like a misunderstanding. Because if there's no fucking electricity, solar flare you would cause the solar flare there's a two-click flare what is a flare how do Is it you? That's what I would say. he turned into a monster. play it yeah because you really are playing it much like look you use a guitar to make certain know it's like there's there's something that happens when you have a song where it's like

2:03:35 What was it that you did that to? I can't remember what it was. Yeah, he actually was the one No, not you, Mike. What are you talking about? That's what the picture. I don't know where I bought it from. to man yeah basically it's like right up there this is a few other ones that rival it salvia Like, these are all the possible people that I can meet.

2:06:40 It's inadequate. was being discussed on the front page of the new york times every fucking day where scientists scientists were getting together with world leaders and trying to figure out what it means, what it's doing, what it does to you, why it changes your life. would talk about it and I would do like videos about it and then people would go what the fuck

2:08:14 What is going on with our system of government that you don't understand and you've never experienced, tries to keep it from you. It's the only drug I think that I've ever heard of or taken And patterns and logos and shit. Just straight mushroom caps. You were on a UFO while you were scratching? hallucinations they're so goddamn strong like the hallucinations that you have while you're on

2:10:50 when you're on mushrooms? really truly understand you know yeah and russell you didn't drink at all until you were 31 you're pretty straight That's the weird thing is just having the knowledge that that's available. You know? We hotboxed Greg Fitzsimmons in here once. I've been curious about You know what, or eating it? I have also done that. I had a brownie once. Yeah, that's good. And I didn't like the coughing, first of all. You ever try a vaporizer or eaten it? I have

2:12:19 again. Yeah, they can do some things to you, man. I don't like to slow down. Really? I fucking... It's true. I don't know. They never went commercial. Yeah, it's become a brand, a trustworthy longtime brand. It's like you gorge. It all went bad after that. Fucking throw them out. I can't do that. And it's every show. You think? Yeah. What's Doug Stanhope's numbers? What's he got? I don't know. I think there's a pool as to when he's going to end it all. You think?

2:15:11 He has his own website What's he mad at? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's hanging around with Suge Knight. And then, Yeah. Well, back that up. cart uh okay thanks see that's drugs when you hit those are not good drugs that's drugs yeah he's on Yeah, he's so funny, man. you know 14 years of the b boys, you must know some shit. Whatever you need. So is it just that you're the one calling all your shots?

2:17:57 Like what's the nuttiest shit you ever saw? One of those girls who's been stewing since high school. Listen, Mike, thank you very much for coming on. MixmasterMike.com I love it We appreciate the fuck out of it. Okay? I'm just going to tell you right now. That's C-O-P-E-L-A-N-D When Mike came here, he gave me the ones that I'm wearing here, our special McMaster Mike versions of the headphones that he created.

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