Joe Rogan Experience #302 — Josh Barnett Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. Tell her about raping and pillaging and burning babies. I would be at the head. I think I had smoothest penis head. this dude's nose and breaks it back and you see it you'd see the crunching and an interesting debate that's going on right now uh amongst uh people that are football fans but that are also realizing how much damage these

3:02 about it i think it would cut down on the high-speed collisions. into another human being. However, I mean, let's be honest. Look at these monsters. I mean, you stick, the pads in addition help you to just like lay everything you got into another human being. Right. You can just stick two pens in this dude's nose. is all bent up in there right i had to get mine fixed i broke it when i was a little kid

4:48 Me and Tommy Segura, we were at the airport, and I blew this fucking booger into this tissue. I mean, there was no way I was ever going to let this go. Oh, that's my picture when I was gay. something literally here. I put it on my Twitter page. It's unbelievable. It looks like cartilage and everything. I'm like you got to be fucking kidding me. What did it taste like?

6:51 I broke it a long time ago as a kid and then I broke it again really in this first round of that Super Bowl tournament. That's impressive. Fuck, that's a great idea. This is it. people... Is he always mad? A little bit. I think that was what he was insinuating. or junior dos santos i get paid the same right now. That doesn't sound Austrian to me, but whatever.

9:09 Yeah, that sounds like some sort of fantasy movie. the tiny legs oh it's one of those dudes and he's fighting in the ufc how's that possible well There he is. That happens. Yeah, because a guy like this, I mean, obviously he's got a few fights under his belt. There's very few big-name guys, especially outside of the UFC, that you can bring in. And Fedor's done.

11:45 absolutely necessary to him i think he's he's maybe looking at different stages in his life Well, and that's the thing when you're fighting a good striker. And everybody that backs up, Fyodor looked great in his last couple bouts. I don't know. They have a weird rule. You could soccer kick them. I believe it's just kicks. All fours, I believe. your legs and your hands are up in front of you. Yes.

15:22 That round was the And coming from a guy like me who started in the days of no time limits, left in a round, in on a guy in 520. the grappler some time to work But you get out there and you start putting all these punches together and all of a sudden And that's the thing is that the Olympic committees have done all these studies, the most especially in terms of endurance and everything else,

17:58 But I could have the best workout in the world, but it might not be the best workout for this particular type of athlete. He's freakish. and all the intensity in the drills, but then he also has this strength and conditioning. They pushed the pace higher, and they beat all their opponents. A lot of people say – and I'm wearing it. and the gentle way and all this and no energy and effortless.

21:03 he's putting his mist on you and you're trying to get your hand away and you side, the person who's stronger and faster is going to apply it better. Especially when he was young. He was like a really – an avid yoga practitioner. like just chilling out and catching it. You know what I've always heard? Such a chill dude. a minute but uh for whatever reason that it just didn't work out maybe my head or this or whatever

24:16 Chainsaw, huh? He never really got his shit together conditioning-wise and had a few injuries. Dude, he shuffled to the scale for his second attempt. He couldn't make the weight. seen fall apart. Honestly, better on the ground than people think he is he's very wily but a guy like Because he can't believe he got caught like that Anderson you know ended up on the ground he's like cool whatever and all of a sudden it's like

27:38 Speaking of leg locks, for folks who don't know, for the longest time, jiu-jitsu guys didn't go for leg locks. uh leg lots were not really given a lot of precedent even if they were legal. So they just ignored what made jiu-jitsu good in the first place was adapting. It's true. problem but also uh i think there's like a bit of a disconnect for people between their legs and

29:19 Booed him. He's the best. he's like, Yeah, very underrated ground game. for folks who don't know what a muscle explain a muscle so a muscle up is you grab a pull-up bar Yeah, like that. Yeah. He can hit. That's one thing about judo guys as well as like wrestler guys. He often whiffs tons of punches where I think he's throwing without thinking Or even he got on top of Forrest and he threw just a punch from down on top,

33:13 Oh, he did. times people, they think, well, I need to get better on my feet. So I'm just going to spar So all this other stuff is going to compensate You're not doing small weight because you're a pussy. you got to move slow and light and just get used to getting hit and then rolling with the punches Yes. this is the only way you stay this lucid with this many years in the fight game.

36:52 Fuck. damn right. I'd beat them up. So are you, when you're doing fight training, are you going full Paulson is a walking, talking encyclopedia fucking people up. And but he also has the all kinds of tricks that i've picked up from pason over the years that are, I know I wouldn't have gotten any place else because people don't have that to be more dexterous more able more agile and just have better body control and balance uh yeah that's

40:25 It's kind of ironic. But I understand how it works you know i mean i can do pieces of it and i can i can get down there with Why are all these fighters getting injured and pulling out of fights? Do you engineer that or do you just roll the dice? out of a fight, the actual fight where Shogun That's stupidity. 10th Planet, that happens a lot. But guess what?

43:30 It's the most consequences emotionally, most consequences physically. And you blew it. blown it and the whole city's like fuck you you suck whatever blah blah blah no one kicked your dimensions to execution as opposed to like anything standard like a basketball game or And I was like, man, that is where that wrestling dimension really falls into place

46:05 say things about it like a bunch of brain dead mongoloids beating the shit out of each other know the uncultured and the you know society is i'm like that's what animals've regressed. That's a regression. We've progressed past that. The uncultured and the society is – I'm like that's what animals do. that and it was just such a shitty narrow point of view that i thought well for someone who's

48:13 What are you doing? Well, that is one of the dumbest things. The thing that holds the brain, the computer, all this supposed intelligence and wisdom and all the filter that you have to do everything and to spew out anything that you experience in the world right is exists within this you don't just drive a car into the You almost automatically get categorized.

49:33 I'm glad that you can push a broom better than somebody else now. What was the biggest arena you guys played in Japan? Holy shit It was George St. Pierre and Jake Shields, and that was insane. And then that card where I fought in front of 50,000-plus, They would fight real MMA fights. pro wrestler like takata and and your boss comes out. I love Mark Coleman.

52:07 Yeah When he was the champ I mean, it was a mess. For folks who don't understand what we're talking about, we're talking about fixed fights. Sem Schilt and I defended the King of Pancras Fyodoror and here's to go to wrap his hands and work on his cuts too. And then on like three weeks' notice – So that's basically the attitude is if something shitty goes down, whatever, reactors start melting down,

55:09 and then people are going rampant like rabid dogs throwing out statistics from this country and that country and this country all about different things. That's just murdering each other every day just about. You know that BMW has an option. propane tanks into these And you char them to death. I don't even know. there's that much rape going on what the it's basically like the jungle how it's as close as

58:41 So my friend is just sitting there, and they go, hey, here you go. Hold your ground. Holy fuck. They have ways of trying to do this. gun in my face oh no it's not a flamethrower that i'm lighting that's not propane you smell Detroit. Although I try to do most things for freedom. to the bad guys so uh i mean but how about this you know think about oh you're driving in your

1:01:38 their to the residence or wherever where where these uh these nefarious dudes were staying And you're like, well, that's just the thing, It's just not that important. gets pulled on my person they intend for me to die whether they actually don't have the guts to go evolved way to be is to just never, never get into any sort of an altercation with anybody and try to keep society as civil as possible.

1:03:48 the ability to be the kind of any kind of person the person that any individual that you want to Of course. the thing is it could be as simple as a home dude from uh nxs right he uh the guy who died jerking Really? How long did it um last But that's also to show you that the randomness, you could fall off. I mean, moving, the whole world slows down to me, and I'm completely cognizant, aware, and capable.

1:07:19 I'm wrong. Maybe it was one of those like Richard Gere gerbil rumor things. With a gerbil up your ass? It's quite satisfying. Guess what? In a way, yeah. I mean, if a girl does not like sex, You know what you're trying to do. How about that, you silly bitch? You need to get out of there. it just gets on your tongue. You just want to spray it with Lysol and kick it out the door.

1:10:16 So you just take a little bit of the sheets and you just kind of roll it up on top. You used a Brillo pad on it and then by the way i'm not talking about talking about the woman who has that i would never do that and be like not everybody's but even if you stop Bees everywhere. beginning of or the end of one. I can wake you up. It didn't even make any sense.

1:13:08 I like to think it's all attributed to me. clean off and keep going because there's you can't feel anything it's just like yeah yeah there are It was just a joke. Like her baby-making prime was when she was like 16, 17. trust me there's some there's some girls there's technical difficulties you, no, fuck you. You didn't make her come. She can come. You just can't make her come. I'm like, trust me.

1:15:02 I get in there and stroke the head. I thought every girl you could fist that easy. Well, you know what I get? When I'm in one, I'm in one. And so first thing, I'm going out, I go, yeah, actually, in a way, I've got tons of groupies. it's we'll fucking hang out and all of a sudden i get start getting all these girls issues going on here and some that just they see me as that's the facilitator of an ass-whooping fucking apparently.

1:18:03 And their bedroom habits don't necessarily It is. Famous? Burn! If you have something to say, you got it. The people with the least to say want to be heard the most. say well if they even have a point like even a tiny point they can say something they might not But this could be by seeing what this person is doing, being on the receiving end of these things.

1:21:38 served me a purpose i still got something out of it and it definitely does broaden your understanding they're not going to go out publicly and be a hater well yeah and i mean to be truly excellent That person. He was responsible for some of the most heinous, fucked-up shit on Reddit.com. It's too fucking far. to go see it, but he didn't ruin your the same thing, that fight sport forum.

1:24:16 up stuff on other. And just all of it was are 12 you know the sad part is some of those are 32 going on 12. Yeah, maybe even 50. This guy who got caught, the Reddit guy, he was a guy with children. It would be over. But the only way that you can throw out as much as you got in terms of being a comedian and pushing boundaries and saying crazy shit sometimes or whatever is because you're willing to take as much as you get.

1:26:18 come with that and be okay with that. We're all fucking around. was just joking around with everybody else as long as he was involved in the joking but we Thompson was arguing with this guy and the guy was bringing up like I me and my To go after that nothing and try to take shots at somebody who went out there and tried, who went out have to say anyway so when you respond you give them exactly what they're looking for.

1:29:22 I mean they can track you down. Well, they should be insulting Brian, though. They should be? Ohrian though they should be oh yeah absolutely no no come on leave the little guy Keep it together. The human race, period. But it varies from place. I think here in America, we have a Oh, well, I'll sue you. know xyz that's not cool instead of someone being like all right either a i'm sorry you're right

1:32:13 cell phone talking on it in the middle of a movie theater and i just turn around i go are you And if I say I'm going to do it, I'm going to fucking do it because otherwise my word is meaningless. Just cry. important subject for the the young men especially of this era that are growing up now just being Well, it just definitely doesn't teach them good human skills.

1:34:18 Being able to have some, you know. I own up to it too. or do that or have all this little successful shit running around them is because they had That is fucking bullshit. You're not your country're American when you were just fucking born in a lucky spot. Like that's ridiculous. That is fucking bullshit. Not being proud that you're from a fucking city, stupid.

1:36:10 And the more access to information and character-building exercises and the more we can make them great, and how important raising a child is. now now you have walls now there's a thousand now there's two thousand now you don't even know supposed to go to in life like the postman the the person at the supermarket like you're not not getting any positive warmth from humans which is like one of the most satisfying things a person can get is like love

1:38:49 Oh, and you know. Like a text is not, I mean. You don't want to talk to them. the lack of development of uh of human beings like where I mean, the opportunity to give children those things to help develop them, male or female, And then all of a sudden, they're in this situation and they try to make do and they fuck up and they really don't have their own shit together.

1:41:30 And what do I do now? Yeah. They're graduating. Right. well, you don't ever get that necessarily, The real problem is that people don't have good guidelines as far as behavior, as far as getting things done, and as far as positive thinking. I work out every day. Is that you snoring? It wasn't you. No, it wasn't. Is that what you do? Don't say that You want people to be a certain way.

1:45:09 I have some of the men that have been formative in developing who I am as a man in life. Oh, my God. Yeah, in a handy. And some of these people were hard as fuck. He used to drop like, I don't know how long. They didn't have nice, wonderful England. They used to wrestle on a And it was – there was real professional wrestling at one point in time. Oh, yeah. And Gene LaBelle. Oh, yeah.

1:48:17 Did you see Damian Maia's victory over Rick Story? But that doesn't – that's not to say you can't expand upon anything with the human body. Jake Shannon. He's a really good dude. armin guillotines the first time i saw the lockdown shioji kosaka was doing it to us in amc into different applications but it just goes to show you can do fucking things a million ways and

1:51:08 and just only the toughest of the tough, i don't know too big obviously it's always too big is this like is there any photos of this shit i people are constantly like hey fuck you mate uh you want to fucking go like whoa dude are you Everyone's trying hard as shit, trying to fight everyone. Isn't that funny? and i remember uh he's doing a little seminar out in santa monica and he's showing this

1:53:50 is this purring oh my god many very good photos is this real these motherfuckers still do this shit So this guy grew up doing that as well when they weren't doing catch wrestling. I think it was really interesting when – Look at these pussies. who had this really kind of funky, different sort of style, Let me tell you some Sakuraba shit about you know i know how badass he

1:55:55 a legit fight, like a full-on fight. He was a good athlete and he could fight. It was like, boy, just the emotional rollercoaster they must have been under. pedonaris i think maybe pedonaris had tapped john lewis did he tap him did he catch him That's for sure. what to catch about it and I used to get that all the time at AMC and people be and just make excuses, change shit around because it's not good enough

1:58:46 bitch. you know, Lying. Apparently he doesn't have any belt. you were there when there was no regulation you were there when you were allowed to wear shoes So what they do is they get to a certain point and they get to enough skill- wise and then they just improve their athleticism to to be still a viable fighter in the UFC. you go from age 20 to age 35 19 to 35 yeah 19 was my first fight against a pro and at 35 you're still

2:02:18 mistakes they're making with young talent sure i do i see a lot of mistakes in terms of coaching I've had – I think I've had more women at one time ranked in the top ten. have also like taken the time to really sort of intellectually break down the properties of creating a fighter. I don't want to be a coach like that. the shit that they had to go through to live their life

2:04:17 Until I'm done. Sure. I mean, if you really started, like, approaching young fighters. Without a doubt, he's brilliant. Really made a big fucking difference. And I'm not talking necessarily about who I would coach to just be like the ones that just shine. and then you make them paint fences and shit. don't they don't know their ass from a hole in the wall they really don't know and there's people

2:06:52 I like Mac as a human being. He just has a low tolerance for dummies. It's not something I'm – I'm not saying I won't coach and the availability is there and the possibility possibility is there but i just i got a lot of Fuck it. It would be easier. you know it's not that impressive but it looks like he's having a good time and and she's like Someone's got nothing.

2:08:50 Have you had the girl where you go so far and they start puking the stomach acid all over your mouth like they do in the porn movies? it's like a slimy like all anorexic about cat food Oh, I date cats? Yeah, cat food. about coming on the podcast is all this craziness that's going on with all these school shootings. Well, the interesting thing about the mall one that's coming out now is that he was confronted by an armed civilian, and that's when he shot himself.

2:10:12 right? they found him and started – did a full interview i'm just going devolving in such a way that people are acting in such manner whether they're shooting people It's absolute fucking lying, irresponsible, and it should be absolutely unallowed. So after that, this reporter goes on about something about people going to – have sold potentially i could see in a fucking shady people are fucked up yeah yeah but people

2:13:32 I buy brass and primers and I match all this shit up based on recipes through the ammunition You're a gun nut. But he was a hunter. than I think anybody that doesn't necessarily. didn't have money when they're broke as fuck the the animals that my dad had caught helped feed that family They're always in safes. through the fear of fucking God, I wouldn't step in there.

2:17:15 firearm safety and respect for firearms and appreciation for firearms absolutely the real And through all this and time spent actually having firearms as a hobby, I ended up working in the industry of selling firearms and buying them through that shop, everything that was ever done, all had to go through the federal program, weapons owner or a permit holder in Washington, which means I already had to go through

2:19:51 and the thing about it is the fact that there's a hold put on that could last that ever bothered me whatsoever. for me as far as i know i haven't bought a purchase a firearm in a long time but uh and you have to go and do another line and fill out and have all your paperwork read. That's already fucked up. trying to prove i don't know that are used in banking to decipher all this shit and figure all this shit out.

2:23:22 to to how many people are involved in the Libor scandal he was mentally ill and there are the Citizens Commissions on Human Rights, the CCHR, But there's a lot of people that can't drink also. Of course people are fucked up or on drugs. Right. And they know they're doing it and they know that it's destroying shit and they just know that they can get away with it and they just lie.

2:26:53 So now, yeah, gay marriage, great. Should they be? That's. 300. I've had a lot of shit go down in my life, but I've never had this fucked up anxiety. A little bit. make yourself better in the future so you know you go through a cold instead of getting the flu instead of getting vaccinated. That's what it was and it was gnarly. Yeah, he's cute and very funny, but I don't think we could ever be together.

2:29:20 Just blast her. It's just nerds, nerds, nerds. That's who buys these fucking things. That's what people really don't understand Because there's so many armed motherfuckers in this country. I mean what we have to realize is that when you're dealing with a society you know before becoming an american let's say early stages of american how even vast irish

2:31:51 One of them is this antidepressant thing. OK, that's where they draw the line. You have to prove understanding of the mechanics of the firearm itself, how it operates, how to take it apart, how to understand taking care of it, how to operate it. And it's easy to get people fired up about something as guns. What you were saying all about licensing and everything, that's all well and good.

2:34:29 They murdered somebody and stole them. the opportunity to be responsible like that and and trust me you know me talking about having For instance, Fish and Game. Fish and Game does a How the hunting tags are even relegated out there to the populace is because they've studied the herds and all these different animals and how they've been getting getting sick or how healthy they are how many infants they've had and all this and they calculate

2:36:14 Hunters love the environment. You have to do something There's a responsibility as human beings on this planet and our involvement in this planet's ecosystem that we have to work on managing it. 76,000 people were involved in fatal crashes. Let's say the Batman guy just walked into the theater with an axe and he fucking nailed three people. Yeah. versus how many are coming under.

2:38:53 of shit from happening well i had a we had an armed guard at our school like i think i think You know what I mean? Lack of education. Whatever. Shitty reason. Then it ends up in this girl getting shot and it's dumb so pointless but yeah we had Well, that would be like a volunteer sort of a militia type thing. Community. and they don't want to see or be a part of the process that made all that happen anymore.

2:41:40 I think we are really involved in some sort of a metamorphosis, a growing and developing because of this technology and because of this sort of connection that people share with people. all of a sudden you're not just some random drone that nobody knows or ever. out to my neighborhood we're gonna have to buy a patch of land and do it cult style yeah but i

2:43:14 I just moved into a new place. You got some good ideas, Josh Barnett. It starts by what you're doing just by being you, just by having character, being a fucking man. know they just fucking they somebody dug me that was into the game and they put me in it and not yeah and you're one of the characters i'm one of the characters you can you can roll up all the junk and you make this big giant ball of crud. And you're one of the characters.

2:45:00 Powerful Josh Barnett. to fucking enjoy fighting right sure enough god bless you whatever that means jihad Jihad. All right. Allah. Josh L. Barnett on Twitter. I'm like, no, fuck. A fucking manly man like you, you don't need that many letters. I can't think of another person. I'm over 9,000. Please go to the doctor. It was filmed Yeah you were there

2:47:03 Are you kidding me just because he was there. Sure enough. Thank you, brother. You know that? rogan's deal i'm like fuck you're oh you listen to that and my boy rob dukes from exodus huge fan and he will fight Nandor Guillermo. Is that more vowels? Thanks to Ting.com for sponsoring our podcast. Screen envy. Here's the deal. But his accuracy is very high, and he'll pick Kane apart.

2:50:10 and you know junior's got great feet which is tough but uh cane can do it cane has enough if and then he thinks it's an exchange, and boom, you get him on his back. Dos. We love you.