Joe Rogan Experience #317 — David Choe, Yoshi Obayashi Transcript

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0:00 Joe Rogan, experience. It sucks because I hear it all the time in stupid TV shows and commercials now. Male his nickname. business and his currency was porn like if if he needed to get tickets to something like yoshi No one's here but me. It'd be interesting if you could have homophobic and they showed them uh images of gay guys having sex and they showed arousal

2:36 It's much more common for them to actually So Yoshi, you know, like everyone here watches porn. And I always thought it was like he was just fucking with me right but then he's like we have booths, out what do you think it is because this is what I think it is. Why is it shocking to you? My thing is it's just, you know, if you think of the things that we used to have to jack off to you know we're

5:11 who just discovered the internet and you've already seen and done everything. You're what's the next thing you know that's what i It doesn't make you a gay person. thoughts they're not homosexual they can still get aroused by the idea of Check this out. And so they would pull out their tits before girls, so that they could just suck on them. Like a Dylan McDermott.

7:34 Do you know who I'm talking about, Yoshi? I brought it for you. What is it? You paid money for this. why did I buy this for Joe? He really wanted it for himself, but Yeah. No. It's like they're on the subway just making out, and they're like, Look, we need another wrinkle in this society. gang-like tattoos, and they're Yeah, that a lot of dudes, And it was like Tank Abbott.

10:26 Less now, I think, than more recently. were into dudes especially if you were in athletic dudes I would totally see Maybe you could enjoy it on another level. gives you a simulated blow job like she's blowing you but she uses the top of her head yeah i seen who used to take those and he sanded it Complete shave. and give him a lap dance. at the strip club

12:53 and like put on sweatpants this takes that You know what I'm talking about? No. That's fantastic. What are you doing? and you really probably can't tell at first. No, no. And then he would go back home. Because he had a few bad relationships. And he got fucked over by a few chicks. So I just walked in here, and you guys have all these Sex at Dawn books.

15:51 Oh, you are? I've been married for quite a few years now. the love that you have for them is so... The 2 is almost 3. Like I aim more towards the shooting pants You're gonna have fucking problems Cause you can always find something wrong's just not at peace themselves you're gonna have Is so ridiculous these days Do you know what the That they're scared to use computers,

18:30 They're probably right. It's a funny thing, man. Oh, I love that guy. But it's complete, like, we'll judge you based on whether or not It's always the white doctors, white lawyers, white CPA. God damn it. where we can just say cuckold The Mandingo Club or something? Just stop and think about that. It's cuckold from Mandingo's. about it no i don't think mrs rogan would appreciate that

22:19 big giant cock but now there's so many black guys with dicks way bigger than john holmes Okay? That helps them sell in a lot of markets, right? the name of the podcast is DVDASA, and all the podcasts are at DVDASA.com. Dave, get it straight. I didn't do DVDA. That's medically dangerous. She's 5'2". You'll explain it to me. Right. Oh, my God. Too late.

25:39 and I was like... brutally like you're like slant like like a fucking bag of dicks like just and they're giving which I think she's not going It looks like rape or something. because she's not like, I love her. Porn is something that your erection. She's like, what's wrong? excited. But if someone fat, ugly chick, then it's amazing. is eat asses out of hookers.

28:59 All day. Joe, don't say that. Different kinds. And he doesn't believe that HIV causes AIDS. they think he's fucking crazy, And he insists that no one wants to debate him. Do you know anyone with AIDS besides Brian and Yoshi? he's like you're seeing compromised immune systems because they're they're but he said I believe it was like 500 million it would have swept through Africa

32:44 And it could be a combination of them loving to party makes them more susceptible to certain and he actually pays a straight guy and has sex with him. Gay guys party hard, man. and they get together. of, let's set that aside for a minute And then it decimates your immune system. Ginsburg's a genius. He's got his own And Yoshi's ass And on the other side troll aides

35:50 Don't feel sad. I just want to make sure they're just joking. I don't have AIDS. Of course I'm just joking. I can't believe I have to tell you that. You're a fucking professional comedian, man. like how the fuck you get on iTunes? It's an educational podcast. Oh, that's silly. that's what keeps hope alive. Oh, that's so silly. It's not like if you said something fucked up and then like, remember when Hugh Grant

38:32 what the hell were you thinking? You can tell me. Well, he got dirty street, too. Oh, you just got to... Fair enough. He wanted to pull over and just get his dick sucked in. She probably turns him down all the time. I've done like everything I can Having a child to me Yeah a whole bit about it and then you're going to have to sit in front of a bunch of other people.

41:08 Of course. It's stupid. It's a stupid idea. so it's not a real person which is for non-fucked up people it's still kind of just like realistically. We're going to get to a Blade Just think about that, and think about these robots now, and what we're going to have 100 years from now, hot robot hookers, i like this sci-fi this is total real that's yeah that's that's 100 possible here's the other thing

43:27 And I'm like, no, I don't want to. human vagina can never do it was like and i was like i'm about to come out of my finger right now and i was like just the same way girls who use a lot of dildos their pussies become desensitized and very muscular and big, that he was going to continue fighting. If we really do develop They're not real. We need mouth gagging. We need double anal, double vag.

45:39 In Japan? wouldn't recommend it. I wouldn't recommend it I haven't found that many people in my whole life that I get along with like that. like a burden that's all i thought of it as like oh my god imagine if i had a kid right now i'd be and educate them and expose them It's easier to understand what's going on. I don't worry about my job and you do stand-up comedy like out of all these things like which is your passion that you is it

48:29 I don't think, oh, I'm just doing this for the money. Some people might think it's a boring fight I enjoy. only doing for the money, Like, you know, it sounds like you're into it. I'm not – I mean I can't tell you the exact numbers, but I can tell you what happened in the fight. And that really fucked with him. That's what I think. I mean, you watch how many fights, the fact that you remember that from the...

51:39 And then I would stop. And BJ was being sponsored by the clothing company Ruka. he passes me forty thousand dollars which was the most amount of cash I'd ever seen in my life. And he's like, I was like, whoa, okay. BJ, it was at Mandalay Bay, I think. it just was like a weird vibe in the room and I was like what the fuck's going on dude he's like they took BJ, even though they knew he didn't do it, they took him in for questioning

54:40 I'm like, Pat, BJ... every week for like the last 20 years i had never been to vegas where it felt like this before like hey are you sure you want me to put this money he's like bj is gonna kill this guy it So the odds were way in BJ Penn's favor. And I'm like, They're like, So I'm like, I'm going to take advantage of the situation. was it was one of those nights where i stay at the strip club till like the sun comes up and then

58:08 I'm like, oh, fuck, St. Pierre looks bloody first round. Like, I'm like, oh, my God, because I had my own money on the fight, too. like a situation like this where he bet his house on BJ? Yeah. I mean, it was fucking crazy. So he lost his house. then um just as a side thing the girl that i was with for seven years and we had just broken up And I was like, you want, I can do this.

1:00:33 Yeah. Right when I got up. it's like a little stack. He's like, get your fucking ass back to Costa Mesa right now. of the rush you can't go backwards you know right like i'm like i just won 36 grand with this guy's Really? guys. I beat Chuck Liddell. I beat You know? It can be. I just went into the bar to have one drink. would be going back from Vegas with that.

1:04:23 I had a nice buzz going long time you know he's like let hold on let me check your balls you're not ready When did, what year did you do this? 20 grand and we would do it and you know that's that's around the time we met you right and joe But they definitely Like a casino Like I could explain to you Right now how to pull out, right? And I know that, too.

1:07:27 Going crazy? and you'll never lose. So you're always ahead Yeah. You're like, you've done everything. And now you're like, I have like. They're listening to this like, this guy's smart. You can't pussy out. You're going to just stick the tip in and get a little bit. because they're dealing i mean what is the 51 whatever the number is if people aren't correcting

1:10:20 That motherfucker. You could bet house or you can bet banker. Because after you cum, you just want to go to sleep. Cumming's overrated? You're like, oh, yeah, no condos, boom, blast inside of her. You know, the real problem is in judging. ground control, is it about submission attempts Because I'll tell you what, Canada is the shit. I think I'm doing Vancouver in March, boo-boo.

1:12:55 I'd go to Hawaii. That is not America. It should be. I moved to Colorado. Save it for a rainy day. i fucking hate nature i have i don't know how well here's the thing i don't know to kill a We were at 8,600 feet above sea level. Would you go back now? No. Here's what I love about LA. These two guys are okay. people that I live with. It's my with 20 million people on the fucking highway

1:16:44 you're very expressive you talking to you as a human being I love your artwork. It's beautiful. You're very talented. You're very expressive. play music. I don't know And it's so inspirational, exciting. It's life. And as you're driving through the mountains, you can't even believe you're allowed to be here. What you're not counting in is the visual benefit you get from seeing art.

1:18:27 But when you're in Colorado Where they have these giant redwood trees. Like it's, yeah, it's fucking breathtaking. and it's diverse enough where... It's just like a small... The real volcano issue is Yellowstone You get sick of it? So I drove every day. So that 10 plus years of my life is in my brain, and I just pull that cartridge out You hit black eyes, you're going to crash.

1:21:27 try to hit them? The black guys get angry? I was like, Joe's trying to hit black guys in Colorado. Fucking dang. Well, that's the thing, man. The driving in the snow is difficult, That big earthquake, the Northridge earthquake. And it sounds ridiculous to want to put yourself through that. Do you like traveling overseas? And I love comparing was talking a lot about Japan.

1:24:20 Japanese are the only ones in all of Asia And I'm not saying Have gotten upset with me believe i believe in i believe in humans i believe in the concepts of of nations and in that sense i I was listening to a lecture on this. And it just shook the shit out of my house. fuck it you found yourself in yeah we gotta make sure humanitarian-wise with your friends.

1:26:51 when you watch the Kardashian show fucking cunty right and really stupid and soft and lazy because we only have and stuff and for those who don't know i i need to shit a lot And then reflecting later on when I'm here, and I go to Ralph's, and I'm standing in the aisle of the toilet paper, that most people never have to think about. and material possessions

1:29:35 And, well, why is that coming from America? in the balls of the dick that's fucking the world, We appreciate the idea that, and you're going to get desperate, and fish for a living. I watch those shows in Alaska and they make it out of logs, and it's this huge net-like thing It might have been decades. Dude, check this out, Joe. thumbs up when i hitchhiked from tijuana to alaska when we got to alaska this do you think that they

1:32:40 Yeah. They just flew in for fishing season. Yeah, I mean, these guys are like, they've just been around fish and other men on a little tiny boat for like months. I'm not catching crabs. well it just became illegal right no it's been illegal for it was made illegal in the sweeping And you only need like a pinch of that stuff, You can just buy it online?

1:35:50 Whoa. No, I have not done that, but I'm going with, well, we've made plans to go. Okay. I'm 36. like you'll have a very short attention span you get like you know bored with things very easily I mean, it was like completely like life changing and therapeutic. maybe it would cure his AIDS. and cause psychological instability. Yeah, it's in everything.

1:38:44 It's the chemical, I think they say, is produced when you dream, dreaming but they know it really happened no I'm saying it doesn't mean Right. whatever that is, is a very potent experience. same thing well you know it's like people say well it wasn't real it doesn't matter it's exactly the Of visual stimulation that couldn't have possibly been accessed without it,

1:41:50 the same thing happens. Aside from the tattoo, was it life-changing? Yeah, it changed the way I look at the whole universe. And the idea that this could exist and that I couldn't know about it, that I could have completely life-changing for me but here's the danger in it i think is when i start going off you know... did it basically I think everyone should do it but if the right people that that

1:44:36 of illegal drugs. way, the idea of Schedule 1 is that it has no medical use, which is hilarious because And then they make a pill for it. it produces a completely different chemical in your body you when marijuana when thc is consumed Brett rather, that was making this is my strong one and this is my medium one. And maybe an hour and a half later I was

1:47:12 who's this medical marijuana activist He was like one of the first guys to do time in California You've got to say, I grew marijuana and sold it. But he's a perfect person. what are you talking about i'm a healer shut the fuck up you're not a healer stop you might give fuckery in the world there's a lot of fuckery psychics you at least jerk off I took 30 days off.

1:49:41 Full on boners. And I was out here working on a TV show for like two weeks by myself, I got her pregnant. life it's not a it's not an inconvenience it's like it's unhealthy right it's bad for your body Well, I mean, Sometimes a little bit of tongue. This is the most awkward guy ever. Ever on our podcast Makes so much more sense now Yeah Melissa Etheridge Actually asked to be on the podcast.

1:52:38 This might not be a friendly visit. Yeah. Check to see if he has a boner. That's just not me, but that's not a very common thing in Japan. You can't get out once you go back. But a day apart, 10 years ago, this coming September, we're in jail. papa dead that's their nice one dead my father was dead but they didn't know how to write in english Why do you think that?

1:55:34 about that well she lied about that that's that that kind of guilt lying I'm high. he was darker than a nigger or whatever. Yeah, he has black balls. That's a good way to get your ass kicked. Just slowly cooked him Because That for sure, 100%. Was she younger? Never Then I won't ever get laid start to resent you. You ever see really fucked me up cuz this guy's really famous. I was like, what are you doing,

1:58:39 and she was six foot tall and Maybe he liked the abuse She's robbing your ass But I have temperament from my mother. Rest of the family were down the hill my stepmother that she was cheating the food from refrigerator at some medical lab they checked and there was um poison in the started running over and just beating the shit out of her and whoa i grabbed back of her head

2:00:51 No one near. Whoa. I think if I did it... And then like everyone's like, what the fuck's going on? This funeral was how long after Japan? Yeah, well. Atta boy. No not at all You know I mean I wasn't really rational I was just so angry yeah so uh i sucker punching he went down Oh, I understand. That's not something to joke about, by the way, ladies and gentlemen.

2:04:09 yeah I punched both of them I wasn't planning How do you get out of the country? hesitated because he doesn't want to ace somebody who did criminal act right but changed my flight. How'd they not call the police? How did you find out? You know she tried to kill him because of the poisoning, though. Yeah, if you have kimchi at Yoshi's house and it tastes a little weird, don't eat that shit.

2:06:20 So whenever there's a family dispute, they'd rather there's... Those are two different things. Well, it's sort of like Yoshi said. Like, I have a, you know, I had a troubled past where, you know, this is before I got seriously into gambling. go to Japan, I'd steal some guy's bike and I'd go out all night, spray painting graffiti on Yeah. And you kind of felt bad about it.

2:08:59 My life in general was getting out of control and going to jail was probably the best thing. Yeah, man. There's a lot of people that are going to stare at you Wednesday night at the Ice House If you saw his face after that group hug I'll come back on any time you want. Brian, you want to come with me? You could get away with being filthy. Don't show Yoshi's butthole

2:10:44 On our podcast we have one camera And it's just pointed at asa's pussy are you serious yeah male porn star in straight porn Yeah, I did joke about that. True story. That's crazy. after my seven-year-long relationship. that's so open and honest about everything. But it's actual double vaginal, I love it. is one of my favorite stories. do to them like especially kill your dad yeah i mean you don't know if she did but at the very

2:14:49 Yeah. A girl who loves you for you. Black guys. And David Cho. Listen, he's out of your league, bitch. Rogan. Please use them for You know that's going to be used. I have a podcast, dude. Everything's a goddamn play on words, Yoshi male. along with Ian Edwards, along with Brian Redband, along with Adam Hunter, we use it as sort of a workout room. And it's just like

2:17:48 want to help these people that think about bailing which I also like you tomorrow, most likely Thanks, Joe. Thank you next time.