Joe Rogan Experience #318 — Aubrey Marcus, Eddie Brill Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. the commercial, the commercial, and then the music, and then the start talking part. It's like, and you have, it's best to do this with a guide. Cause you know, I didn't really know what to expect going through. I was just like, all right, So you're choking yourself. it the muse. Psychedelic people would call it source or the other, whatever you want to call

2:45 it and that's where you like get really kind of curled up and you feel like you're you're you have So 15 minutes of just heavy, crazy breathing. You can alternate it doing like little short ones like, you know, but basically putting out a massive amount of breath. but I was like faceless and I was looking and looking. and then the most powerful transformative moment for me

4:56 in the physical form in that vision. Did it look like Snoopy? and a couple of people say it's not good for you, It is, to a certain degree. Faster. you know, when you start to look at the mechanism of action, a lot of psychedelics, And this is a reliable, legal self-mechanism for getting there. Some guy's going to fuck you. You've got to put them through your shit test.

7:39 You have to find out whether or not they're legit. Did I tell you about that guy who bangs older rich chicks? You fuck. So then it turns out he starts banging the wife man yeah he's just a straight con man who moved into this neighborhood and started wearing thumb But he's 36 and he's got a cock. you know these 50 year old women are like i can't believe

9:55 Run! Wanderlust. It wasn't great, but it was okay. Yeah. The experience is um you're hallucinating. or these chemicals are fucking with your cerebral cortex and forcing your visual input to get Isn't the same thing happening? What is real? Yeah, I agree. reality. If you already think of everything as a dream, then you stop asking these silly questions

14:10 be able to come back and maybe you're, That's when you want to try that shamanic breathing shit. is people letting go and letting the experience take them there. Because you will try to resist Because you're creating an image that isn't true. That's what I think leads to a lot of bad trips for people. But then you hear about that dude from Pink Floyd that lost his marbles.

16:34 You've got to be the person in the movie theater eating popcorn, watching what's happening, you know, kind of subjectively, just objectively, I mean. Because if you don't, if you try to fight it, it's going to win. but i almost always feel when it's over like wow i needed that yeah absolutely so much feel so much there was not another living thing anywhere around. And it was the deepest, loneliest,

18:54 you know, if I hadn't been, you know, well versed in, in what, you know, in this realm on the other you know, do something like holotropic or shamanic, do something like that. Go to an Like, hey, I didn't accidentally poison myself. I fucked up. than most societies, we really haven't and um that's why we make movies about it like avatar and they become

21:41 I don't necessarily agree with that, but it seems to be that a lot of people are lazy as fuck. but there's enough difficulty in our own minds, You and I certainly don't need it. because they're trying to expose they're trying to enforce their ape ideology on this ever-changing And they're in a fury. The whole world would realize that we are completely necessary to each other.

24:30 Because if you don't, you're fucked. And a staple of being a human being It has taken our desire to connect with source, with life, with God, of them have a sex at that point anyways but she says we're going to have a game and and brahma's like, okay, we'll do that. He's like, first you create the world. All right, are at the very core, when you remove the body,

27:19 stuff, leaders to control the people, and it's created this massive imbalance. I think it's maybe not created it, but there is going to be a massive correction. I just hope we don't go too far back the other way, Yeah, that is a really good point man the pendulum swing and it's uh it's fascinating someone who represents us because he grew up kind of poor.

29:24 He's for rest lack of privacy he's for infringement on your rights he's for restricting constitutional The drones, and it's fucking Obama. And you're like, Jesus Christ. where they sold guns to Mexican drug lords. And I'm not saying he's guilty. This was some whack system that we had in the government. in the Rwanda crisis was unbelievable. have the plan. We have the leaders of the Hutus. We can take them out now and prevent a mass

32:32 building. And they're safe for temporarily as the UN is there protecting them. And then what They're like hanging on to the tank. just an example of, you know, breathing they need the they need the bunker busters. They try to take away your rights, no society really wants to give people equal access to information. Absolutely. yeah and i think so you know to go back to your question how do we fix it and i i think the only

37:24 Truth, consciousness, awareness can spread, and we're all an active part of spreading that. Each person that you in the dungeon yeah and this is real shit that our politicians have passed. You know, and at that moment you could see there was a shift there. You know, she understood against the this kind of reptilian power grab of the old structure and that's going to be a

39:51 like the the nsa's idea of building this suey abby martin and um what's her name uh who's the uh, whatever, burn the flag. Who are these people and what? You could do like cyber terrorism. You could do time about that and she could have him arrested and he can go to jail you could do like cyber terrorism you could do time for that but if the NSA says it's okay and that's your gig

42:20 they won't send your dick pics out as long as you keep it together. whatever all of these unjust laws give them so much more leverage. So it is essentially legalized slavery. thing to to be operating like that in 2013 that people are making money off of locking people up machine guns and shit. This one goes to this person this is a this is their medicine and i'm i'm a farmer and i'm going

46:05 purposes like this guy's not a narco-terrorist but yet they can use all these bullshit laws So this is what they do. So instead of like arresting you and prosecuting you and putting you in jail, instead of doing that, I mean, the numbers of medical marijuana clinics but they don't give a shit. which I don't know if anybody listening to this show isn't sympathetic to that cause,

48:45 getting people raw milk that goes bad then everybody gets sick and that can happen too so if the government didn't come in and regulate that? And instead of locking people up, you know, taking away whole stashes of yogurt, you know, the system would just work. Right. through a growth phase. It's like a 16 year old that's throwing temper tantrums cause they're

50:42 in time. There should be, um, instead of a government resource, it should be a better resource than a government resource. At this point in time, there should be, instead of a government resource, Or is he just some asshole with a job? They come in with a positive ideal in every one of these bodies. we have millions of different cells in our body we all know that and if you think of

52:40 we do to them. But yeah, that makes an impact. Cigarettes. I think you're just being lazy. It's so stupid. it it messes it changes your mental dynamic it certainly does and i also think that your mind quality of your thinking as well because you you're quicker to pull the trigger you're quicker I think there would be way less cunts. Especially if it's like one of those kids that grows up quicker than the other kids.

55:47 are you making a fucking army? But you can make your own army. The NSA light goes off. You have these analogies of horrible, destructive things All right. But it only happens I think, you know, you'd have to start. and what all this crap that's going on in our head. You want to tap into something a little Maybe go on a stale. You know, there's no federal jurisdiction.

58:54 Like going to Thailand. the laws that are in place you know especially with the ndaa there's no been no cases of that either and you can't really be I would say that you can't get prosecuted. I would hate to deter people from going on these journeys and expeditions with that fear in mind. But they could be just flying under the radar. to do that, but we want to create a change and a lot of these changes change creating events are illegal by our government so

1:01:50 Half of Canada. Yeah, both of them got approved. that allows you to have your sacrament, Freedom of Religion Act. And there was precedence for that based on the Native American church So go fuck yourself. Relax. Hold on We're in the What are you doing here? So he built this 1,200-seat theater in his hometown. I wanted to say hello. But before then, I think it was like Boston.

1:04:53 We would dance. third base yeah you know that was uh those fun times man those uh those days for we've we've There were so many great comics Bob Goldthwait and Tom And if you go back to Boston now, there's a few local comics. denver so denver's legit they have a that's one of the reasons i lived in colorado for a little well that's awesome dude i'm glad you're doing that man because we we need more more young guys

1:07:55 Super nice kid. the guy's selling out theaters. and a great guy. like Lily Tom, I had Dick Cavett and these kind of people. And then I find 20 people. Like I got Drew Carey this year hosting it, and I always bring a legend like Lily Tom. Hacky. Yeah. So Johnny Carson. I know. I just wanted to come say hi. I'll come by and say hi. Stopping in, dropping some magic on us.

1:09:55 That's what it's like here in the Joe Rogan experience. i think i think my girlfriend's the only one that's heard it oh she's she's in the back and she'll go, okay, And then the other problem is then they've heard it I have to. It seems like one of the biggest challenges that I've ever, Or you can get a concept out that happens to be funny. And he didn't do it for years and years and years.

1:13:41 is they know he's ridiculous so he goes up there and talks about coming on people and they start laughing. Yeah, there it is I was like, oh, no, he's fucked. Thanks, man. You got to jump in. kind of three minutes yeah like I don't know You know comedy. and then I'll go on stage, and almost a persona that you bring up there it's you but it's you being a little bit more of this or

1:16:45 I've been doing it for so long, I've sort of accepted the way I do it. change that's weird weird when you see a guy he starts off and he's sort of jerry seinfeld dash You're just trying to get it to work. different aspects of your life and you know that's there's like stages of of the development of on to. If I fucking bomb like, let's laugh tonight.

1:19:05 kind of chicks that you date those bitches don't want to hear nothing they want to hear But that Daniel Craig guy is the best James Bond ever. Fuck that Spider-Man. Twilight Spider-Man. That Yeah. Spider-Man's not. The new Spider-Man? Fuck that Spider-Man. Is that the amazing Spider-Man? I was just used to Tobey. And it's going to be crazy He's like someone actually booking a place.

1:20:52 He gets up at fucking 6 o'clock in the morning to do his podcast. I mean, he gets up early and tweets in one hour. Never. It's crazy. That's a guy who could change the world. because... What is this shit? It's a beautiful day to be alive, cocksuckers. Get up. You gotta protect yourselves. You're leaving here with a fucking slingshot. I'm 50 fucking years old

1:23:53 Get a knife. bullshit fuck white chicks did you ever see that shit I don't know what a Floyd's upcoming fights or what the fuck the idea behind it was. You know, he's plotting, Yeah. that he knocked him down with earlier yeah that changes a little bit but the end one the big one A guy just got completely starched. what the fuck's his name? You know, there's sometimes like, you know, there's that thing that they say, style makes fights.

1:27:39 If they both fought like the same guys, It's like what his strengths were sort of overcame what Pacquiao's strengths were. He could take it. I would imagine it's a combination of experience heart and mexican fighters have always been known for Yeah. He would bite down his mouthpiece and the bell would ring and he was coming after you. But then again, Frankie Randall came around and had Chavez's number,

1:30:50 It's just weird how much, you know, fight, you're not going to beat him. He's going to beat me to Brazil. one level but several levels faster than stephen bonner where he could just move away from anything bonner through any punch been actually reading a book which is a crazy radical book i don't even know if we want to get into it. It's called zero limits, but one good thing about it is it talks about getting

1:33:28 he's slowly moved his way into where he's at now, and he's going to fuck you up. where you just stop and you go It was just humbling. My body doesn't move like that. was just a his nickname was the monster it was a perfect nickname he was a jump up bring both of and confidence that Anderson Silva has. and some people like john It's always huge. But the length of their arms actually becomes a disadvantage.

1:37:13 No, I missed that one. But Pajaras can't crack the way that Hector Lombard can crack. ground like every part of his muscle was working together when he was throwing those hooks and There was also the intensity to his delivery that like we had never seen They were guys who were just, they really had no business being at the top of the heap. and here's a guy who would say, I get up at 5 o'clock in the morning,

1:39:26 You know, like his ability to deliver punches like with speed. Okay, I'm going to go to 1,000. This is two twins out of Vegas. So they're approaching moving like that. Let me see if I can find it online because it's pretty wild. Ruffo Brothers commercial. R-U-F-F-O. Rufo Brothers commercial. And they're hitting them perfectly, They look like they're like five and they're getting coaching by rest his soul Sean Tompkins in the background

1:42:12 It's amazing, man. I'm sure there's a hundred of them. I think they would out-cardio you. Yes, I will take them. Crows? It's going to be tied around my wrist. Then I'm going cats in a tennis rack oh if a thousand cats attacked you you'd be dead ah no This cat fucks this guy up. You're choking him around his neck. Oh, Jesus! He had to let go. Why would they do that and have it around its neck like that?

1:45:51 sentence. This little guy's having fun. Is there any more annoying character than the news character person? you're allowed to go, well, isn't that something? black guy version of the white answer guy announcer guy from the news and then he got a bug in his Yeah. Oh, my God. Look, she's all dolled up for this Can we get out of here? It's a fucking species of spider.

1:48:36 scraps. And they piece thursday here at augusta high school that led to Chris Wood's death. The fuck is that? I can to see you. and this is not based on any research whatsoever i'm just talking on my ass but i think if i had Because emotional repression, personality repression. I pop New Mood. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Fuck. God damn it Bring me giants No no no

1:51:01 Of this guy Fucking shit. Yeah. It had something to do with spiders that acts as a pack. It's really spooky. it all i just sprayed Windex on it today. Brian, pull this up. They're going to find so much shit underwater, too. To the recently. Like a flying squirrel. Look at all these spiders. She can't see it. by rain and falling debris Yeah, that sucks a fat one.

1:55:25 That's not real. I don't know. Cocaine Is experiment with spiders Spiders on Drugs, which I When given a minute dose of LSD, It built a hammock where it lay all day and watched the caffeine spider go. Waited till the caffeine spider was exhausted, It's so funny. That's ridiculous. They're going to make out of a fucking human being. Right. It hasn't come up yet.

1:59:00 What do you do with this thing? What if it's five feet tall, 200 pounds? Would they allow that? science of cgi animation gotten good enough where they could make a realistic movie about these We know how fucking ruthless chimpanzees are. or Neanderthals, predator Neanderthals going after people. Really? Yeah, especially the Great Lakes area, apparently.

2:01:58 in their peak doing things like human The Aztec temple where they killed 80,000 people in four days. that helped build it, when we were going over this, And they're killing someone every 13 seconds. So he's saying that it would benefit the human race to reincorporate Neanderthals into our population. i think that's why we got to do it let's figure it out. You think we're more clever than them?

2:04:38 I think we're on a path towards more clever and more spiritually enlightened, and the Neanderthals should have won. when the time comes to deal with an epidemic of getting off the planet or whatever, This guy's asking a woman to give birth to a fucking new kind of monkey So Neanderthal and this is a little vague, structure of things would be earth-shaking i mean the whole tenets of all of this, that we are created in God's image perfectly, blah, blah, blah, all that.

2:07:24 poor profile Kind of fun to talk about. Neanderthal profile of a monster? Look up videos, buddy. What are you doing? Ne- This is the current accepted view of what Neanderthals look like. Joey's a Neanderthal. That looks like something we should make a kettlebell out of. Try it back there. The theory of sexual and cannibalistic predation Really test our morality there.

2:11:08 If you have like an English salesperson. At least the way we want them to be. primates which come out like chimps when they're babies they come out and they're looking you know and things that were unaffected by the massive catastrophic happens, that and you got to figure out society from scratch from only the people in south dakota just a total random sampling yeah

2:14:05 know remember mount saint helens remember when we were younger yeah super young that was uh that was I think it has a big brother, though, that when that one goes off, in 1812 caused a two-year winter in america yep whoa yeah it's uh just because it puts so much Everybody's worried about the government collapsing. What happens if that motherfucker takes off?

2:16:06 but we have so much evidence that shows that it really doesn't last. what do you do? lasted this long protected by jup, all the asteroids are hitting Jupiter. They're going to be the ones that travel to us prior to us traveling to them. Yeah, panspermia with mushrooms. You can't even wrap your head around how far away it is, I heard that in a different way, saying that your actions echo in eternity

2:19:10 where every decision you make branches off into a completely new and independent universe. that have been recreated over and over and over again, infinite and that around it you're like hey i have 150 acres oh well fucking whoopty shit the universe is infinite and that takes a certain amount of time. You're like, huh? You need to get that dude with Ted Nugent and say, get out your fancy graph and watch this, bitch.

2:21:45 face like that was real wasn't it yeah you started fucking around with too many what ifs and you got many new things to explore in that so people want to check It's a great video. I haven't. I think he's in New York City right now banging a bunch of smart bitches. So next Wednesday, we'll have the real Rick Ross, this cat you have to watch his videos you will shit your pants if you're one of those people

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