Joe Rogan Experience #323 — Rick Ross Transcript

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0:00 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out! Oh yeah, I gotta get the charger. was actually involved unbeknownst to him to the whole Iran Contra scandal. Because back when the because he was sort of in cahoots with Uncle Sam. Because it seemed like it very reminded me of just, But I don't think it's that. But we understand that and we know we're going to do that.

3:00 at that's not that's not up there yeah and you could tell you what he was kind of in the first place. I always try to justify it for myself. It means you can get caught in a fucked up way of thinking. just fucking stupid. at 10 he was at he was at the point where i was like i was going god damn it i'm gonna have to like once a week or something like that yeah but not basketball with black guys basketball he plays basketball with little comics cigarette smokers right

5:56 You know, like, what's in your wallet? With a little blue in the center of it. What were we talking about? Oh, they have a really cool commercial. Yeah. ad is hilarious. Right. Really? Do you have a weird type? They have little toys. She's like another species. asian girls will stay in their place and they'll be submissive and take care of their man and like

8:56 To the judge, on paper, the way that question was written. take care yeah she's taking care of you and washes me with that wash Most guys, the problem is actually just getting laid. And the only way to deal with that is either you go on a fuck rampage And then, like, actually still enjoying being around them. You can do that, but it's fucking stupid hard to find.

11:50 Well, you don't. You get that shit at the gas station like when you go to like a gift card place it was I don't know it's fucking That was a big thing. What is that? Yeah, it's like Mr. Jackoff or Jack something. No, I think you could set it up where you can use it. So it will ring in. Like, as far as I know, like, the the minutes i have verizon i can use it all over

15:00 that's right you never see that anymore never see that you know when you used to open up your seat and inside your console there was a phone you'd slide a credit card down it at the situation. It's very you can show what happened but you can't be like really good about describing it so only draw it It's from Doctor Who. seeing here that is to me like such a sign of like a fucking dorky world that it's so it's so

17:12 but they would let him draw. It's 2013, asshole. You don't need to draw let him take a fucking picture it's 2013 asshole you don't need to draw to limit your access to what actually takes place in a courtroom. They just sold marijuana. in a federal court. That was kind of fascinating. yeah i think so that was on everything though remember that that was like a television event

19:48 A lot of people thought She did a lot of pills She was patient zero Where is herpes? I thought that's never supposed to happen. That should be a meme. That's where you pick up most of it, I guess. There's a whole season with the attack. It's like we don't even think about it, I thought it was somebody. Or that that other disease that supposedly porn just got back into porn that was really oh, yeah, was that syphilis syphilis? Yeah

23:32 Let's get some fake. Well, I'm pretty sure that it's 100% horse shit. when you watch like i watched i told you I watched a whole episode The situation's like, come on, let's get out of here. Ready, go. You look for some Chinese food. that's what you're watching you You're watching shitty sketch TV. Then what the fuck do you do? before you find something wacky.

26:34 body here they'll go get a fake body they'll put a body in and let's say we found a body Oh, my God. who left say it was all bullshit it was all staged who it was that same guy that yup guy space stuff mostly because that's his primatology. I don't really know that much about apes. I just know what I've read and documentaries Boy, I got more tweets about Melissa Etheridge and the Melissa Etheridge podcast than any podcast in recent...

29:32 It's a tricky thing to think that you're creating your entire world with their hand up to their head and they don't see a car that's merging to the right hand side because their head is being covered by the phone. with your mind wow that i mean in the future one day if that tone turns out that that's the next knows there's way more who the fuck knows to anything i can't confirm like for sure 100 i

32:18 like you're really just making that up i don't know if it might be real it might be real it Yeah, very much so. doesn't seem that far-fetched. marijuana laws and sketch artists in courtrooms. And there's a million fucking things that make no sense. Oh, okay, yeah, all right, and it comes through this way. And if you were going to make a simulation about the Wild West, the roaring 20s of the technological era it would look exactly like

35:25 It came from me reading something that a scientist wrote about it where I was like, what? and brings the animals you know oh no but this is like like the amateur like this is the open mic How ridiculous. Have nothing to grip against so they're going to grow a lot faster than all the other nails. Ferret on the floor now. Now, if you hold the kitten...

37:29 This shirt isn't Animal Planet. So, ladies wound up going to jail, learned how to read, studied the law, learned that they fucked him, who the fuck is this guy? What is it? You did that Beautiful. You think so? Thank you, sir. am i selling t-shirts i start off selling t-shirts but now i'm i'm manufacturing them i'm putting And almost got killed last weekend.

40:27 Because none of the bullets hit the car, apparently. It's the worst shot ever if you have an AK. I mean, I guess you can in the right circumstances, but, man, he's very lucky. too that's what i felt i felt that it was a warning shot you know pay what you owe yeah uh Oh, yeah? but he enjoys all the benefits. are going and his case, He's like an updated version of that.

43:11 Okay, so he's a Oh, yeah. I'm going to have to wait. Yeah. You know, he's the first major artist to ever have to cancel a concert from Yeah. So why the fuck did he have to try to do it Damn, Joe. But, I mean, it's one thing to make your own name, you know, to call yourself 50 Cent or whatever. You know, not to where you come And I felt that what he's doing right now,

46:14 to your story but now the story becomes uber crazy yeah it becomes really because it's not like you Yeah, I don't think that they thought I would ever get out. Yeah. Oh, no, no, no, no. And then pay me a little of my dividends that you made from using my name. Why won't he stop? That has got to be crazy. No, I'm out there, you know, grinding. I think that

48:40 For that guy to take your name He's actually talented. Well, you know what? I don't think I want to be in the room with that dude. But he says every time he goes on the show, stole your name, and the fact that so many i'm just trying to change the whole way you look at it because i really believe the universe gave I mean, the guy's really that every day I'm hustling.

51:25 It's beautiful. yeah i think it's a gift i mean uh when you look at it from that aspect i mean i guess you're right and you had a gigantic following? Maybe I'll be William Roberts. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Look, Henry Winkler lived his whole life as Henry Winkler. It does. You know, people like, you know, whether it's a guy who pretends that he was a Navy SEAL who wasn't and he gets caught.

53:40 And he, like, pretended to be, like, in the Special Forces And I think that could be bad for us yeah exactly nothing there's nothing there other than you know some people want to fuck you i guess The basketball wives. and then do something about it. Yeah. And it's lazy, but the easy way to get a lot of people to watch is just put ridiculous shit on, like Jersey Shore.

56:08 fuck you, bitch. That's what you're watching. You know, no. you'll laugh, you'll goof at it. I'm going to try that myself and see if it works for me. guy William Roberts, the rapper that's using my name, Rick Ross, I believe that he's giving a real good businessman, a guy who's very Well, what I learned. just like you did with me. So I think that your story is also a very important story for people to listen to when there's a lot of folks that have that sort of nonsense,

59:14 I think there's only one way to raise children correctly, love, and someone who they can And they're being raised essentially by a bunch of people that grew up in the same exact everything that's on this earth that that's been engineered, everything that's We look at, oh, we need oil. You don't even have to cook it. Well, you got to look at it in terms of where does that all come from?

1:01:49 people want to admit 65 of the guys in prison can't read that's fucking crazy yeah you that is Jesus Christ. You can pull that kid out of there and straighten him out. And like I said, one of the weakest areas of our country are the places with the most crime and the places with the most despair. and educate people better. Yeah. be there and experience their pain they're willing to make that decision because they're so far removed from it.

1:05:25 And the children lose a father. trying to stop. I never heard a single politician say we need to stop people smoking cigarettes. that was just selling poison to kids, would it really be as bad as cigarettes? I mean, I don't want to compare cigarettes to meth because meth does a quicker job. their customers. Yeah. But talked about. Well, somebody like you.

1:07:16 We all got our faults. I don't want that responsibility. to go from being I bet I could get him Brian Callen did a movie with him. I would like to talk to him about what it was like to be a governor, that you want to initiate, there's really not that much resources. That would be my favorite thing. And you flew like Superman Shut up Halfway in the middle

1:09:56 do you think he would do it do you think he would ever sit down with someone like you and have a try to help people to keep them from making the same mistakes themselves you've done that that's And I didn't put a gun to nobody's head. No. But you managed to avoid all of that. I would never wish they cry about being there. So you got to do something to where you can get in and you don't have to need anybody

1:12:59 Everybody would like to be in that situation. very important you know i think it's very important that the people who've made mistakes said oh no we thought it was somebody else so so you know sensationalism they're just looking for And I think that if there were more books written, you know i think that we should have a system where guys that are in prison in these maximum

1:15:45 Right. you know, one of the most secure penitentiaries in the United States. as well i don't think so so you go out in the sun by yourself right what in a little box i think The world changes. You know, it was times that other people were suggesting, I think your story, like I said, is very important for young people. And that ain't the way to go. Well, it's very intelligent that you did that.

1:18:24 going to have to make. And part of the learning process is making the wrong decision. Shout out to C. Carter. And then another C, A-R-T-E-R? And when you try new things, you're going to make some mistakes. One of the biggest mistakes I made I spent That I spent It does, it does, it does. Can't talk about it right uh but you know i'm not gonna give up you know no matter what they do you know they throw all these lawyers

1:22:00 That would be funny. Make it a website. And then that shit becomes a joke. A lot of people would. dude's name like her the whole side of her face. He tattooed in giant black letters his name. Wow. the Rick Ross rapper goes well I'll give you And this photo looks like she was a pretty girl. Look at the guy. Dude, he did it to her. that yeah let's not try that until after the settlement after the settlement after rick

1:24:49 If he's built like his dad, R-R-Dose? And then you got out and then learned how to read, went through jail and everything. i used to use fake names yeah you know to hide myself you know when i go around people who didn't out well for the folks who don't but he's not going to give us what he this thing is bigger than you, and you don't know what you was into.

1:27:38 So I don't know. What was the Contras? I mean, like, damn, the guy I'm working with, you should have told me. No. If you want to go and be the captain of the station, Against the Sandinistas. Speaking about what? Yeah. Wow. conspiracy theory you could ever come up with the cia is selling drugs in the ghetto and then And then I was involved with Oliver North.

1:32:04 and and more so i think unnecessary and you know we want a government we want a police. We want a police force. We want a fire department. You're the guy. He was just on our payroll. It's a fucked up world. Yeah, well, now's the time, right? Yeah, twice. our resources on I don't know. And if people want to buy your shirt, where do they buy it one more time?

1:35:13 Yeah, that's my non-profit. FreewayLiteracy.org. Go to O-N-N-I-T. But yeah, any show I'm at, man, you're more than welcome.