Joe Rogan Experience #325 — James Thompson Transcript

Transcript

0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. I remember the first fight that you had with alexander milianenko and pride apart from, before my first fight, I hadn't done anything, And then after like three, four weeks, I thought, I'm ready for a fight. you're probably not used to being around you were small and small if that makes sense but you know Right. Yeah, I did, didn't I?

2:37 Rugby, in my opinion, sacrilege. Yeah, American football. you got like a little leather thing in your head. I mean, like rugby is fucking tough. started playing i couldn't believe it. Because I was stamping you. I think it's fun to watch. Posh people. And they're a merman, you know? There's a guy in England. Yeah, but he's not inside his house. What a crazy asshole. It's not sticking his dick out of his front yard. What a crazy asshole.

6:42 Yeah, that is for sure. with him and it was just after he'd been but lean and healthy and when I saw know quite no not muscular but lean and right right and healthy fucking punching through a car window. I could never say. Hey, hey, hey. be really robbing a bank because this is just bananas the way they did it it's a bank apparently watching it and you're just a banker and you're a banker and you're like how do i ever get rich as a

10:27 I don't know if that's horse shit or not. I'm not sure. 100% it is. Express yourself. she liked it but she said it's like the fast food of positive thinking and all that easy fix and i she would say i think that's the way it is to her. Yes. So therefore it's – You can hypnotize them as long as they're relaxed. But that's because they won't let themselves relax.

13:52 I'm absolutely, No, I'm not. hypnotist as well and he said, I'm going to get your money, So he's seen that and he's been studying the fucking spins But obviously he said it was a won the lottery like every week and everybody be like hey asshole what the fuck are you doing You're thinking too much and you got a system and it works too well they won't say that to me they

17:09 They'd be trying to phone me. But I didn't ask yourself why. Yeah. Fucking hell, isn't it? was when my mum came to the door and let her in, which is polite. and then she told me about the funeral not at it about the gambling so do you like like what is it like you get in casinos and you just can't Yeah, he thought it was getting his name. They say the funny bit, the dates are crossed out.

20:23 That date's not gone yet. That's when you started gambling like crazy? Yeah. behavior they believe that there's uh there's a connection between guys who have suffered head impacts. through listening to your show all the time um and hearing about the football players and the And it's not excuses, you know, because it's not like, Was it a matter of it just became like something

23:08 it was. I've been thinking fucking naive and then I went in and I had, I'm not too far off after this fucking unbelievably fucking naive. I'll be main event. No, but I didn't work out. you're like, I'm now, I'm ready, I'm now. bananas have you seen my video you do blogs and stuff That's cool man so this um this But it annoys other people. I'll pay people who are asking me to retweet shit.

26:34 Currency, yeah. That would be the most beautiful world ever. would get in there and exert his Did you see the... that we didn't know about, You give it to the banks. They figured it out, okay? and you got 50 grand in the bank, people that don't contribute their share so unfortunately capitalism as as it stands right so complicated no one even knows what it is it's nuts so then

30:26 If you had to get on the highway every day of shit. No matter what you do, whether you if someone comes up with something which works they'll never let them yeah yeah well that's it well it's it's a it's a thinly I think with the people that are in charge of it, Well, there's a thing called the executive privilege You know? And that company, the CEO is the vice president and all of a sudden that company is making billions of dollars.

33:47 have about our government doing that would be that it's sacrificing American lives and it's it's whoever the fuck is the one who gets to pull the buttons and pull the switches. That's why they're arming up. place but once you're in once you're in for everyone who's a soldier you know what it becomes yeah you know and he said to me um you know it's all basically I have I always think I've got to

36:36 So it's not an easy thing to step in and sort of settle the world down. kennedy times that's when people think i mean before that i mean god damn how's the average movie with you freaks I mean I came in came in early and I was talking to yes it's a video message that last seven seconds It just does it automatically. Ooh, I like it. Oh, it's an app.

39:14 Can I keep my Twitter name? we had a guy on our message board once that they busted doing that he had more than one account going out and i'm doing it i guess it's like it's more And apparently he was like a great author, To put in his book. Yeah, I think when Bob said this, it spoke to my soul. I've seen... Mendes character? Oh, joke. Oh, Mencia. We don't know what the fuck you've been saying.

42:46 Try to put that together. And there's so many different accents. we, Nah, You go to England, It's like, wow, this is a totally different place with their own money. You hear Margaret Thatcher every now and then. massive amount of history there's so much history in england there's so many years many many like Yeah. And still have the same. it's almost like they're like actors

45:36 pissed off because we could lose our fucking money yeah you could lose that gig keep it together You guys have a democracy, right? Like lesbo shit. for my queen. No, you crossed I won't take that for my queen. She's joking. What's wrong with that, man? ridiculously sexually attractive woman on his lap making out with him. I'd say good for her. Mr. Colossus.

48:17 But you would want to watch. circus circus no no they went they went hunter s thompson style in vegas That's how they build a business. If I'm walking around the Vegas, I'm slinging dick like a gangster. It was leaked about last year. That was MacGyver-type shit, son. I want some credit for that. It was leaked. No, that is real. Is it still an important thing?

50:10 But they won't like attack you and beat you up. She's my mom. Like I don't even know because I think how the fuck did that come to pass? Yeah. Beheading people. of his wives yeah he would but I bet he had i saw the dragons i saw the witches i'm sure it's not real. But it's supposed to represent at least the idea of a time. like you ever see beowulf yeah that's your people love that that's your people. I love that. That's your people. That's a good movie. That's a fun movie.

52:54 Angelina Jolie. Got some big ass titties. I'm helping them. Yeah, I don't know. Lindsay Lohan. I'm spending my cheddar White people lack the flavor to have come up with rap on their own. a word they're saying, but it has this yeah don't even play it i think that the universe is letting us know in no uncertain terms that it's honey boo boo yeah what is next

56:41 my last fight It was an interesting one. to the punch and I thought right fuck it I'm gonna have to get him to the cage and make it just messy No, it is. I mean, his mixed martial arts training was very limited. very dangerous guy and motivated because he just lost to ray mercer so he wanted to you know he not the greatest genetics after um the second loss to me which is well it wasn't a loss to me he was he claimed to

1:00:11 It always fucking happens to me because I'm the guy who's managed to be knocked out. So then, you know, their guy is ready to take the next level. A guy like that needs like a real legit coach, like a Greg Jackson or a Matt Hume. He seems like he's getting smaller. You know what I mean? he's not a nice guy and and they do that finger thing no no no and they go and they pop Yeah, to shake it. Yeah. And they do that finger thing?

1:01:56 Maybe a bit of a download, man. When you grab my wrist, especially if you go with one of those Gene LaBelle finger lock type situations. What the fuck is that? They will even put a hand, not even like a full claw, but to let you know that if you wanted to, they could make this shit uncomfortable. The worst one for me is people grabbing your head to,

1:03:32 taking the choice away yeah do you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah yeah why do people do that but I go to his club and I'm his mate. Oh, okay. joe it's gonna be good though so so if i can remember that so we're there and um So I went to look for the guy who did it. She said something to me. who just happened to look like this skinny fucking woman. Right.

1:06:14 Right. and then he did that Colossus Lee crushed him You are That guy will kill you. Spider web of issues. Amy and Brian's. It would just be an accidental. In a water bag. Everything. Intact. if the guy just started tickling me, I would freak the fuck out. actually probably evolutionary um to uh beneficial to keep spiders off of us what like things that

1:09:57 Plenty of molly. I've had three big wins, and the fourth, which I classed as a win because it was a bollocks Pudzianowski one. Well, they said to me, I was like, well... They're outsourcing heavyweights? and it's not quite as simple as that. at the fucking press conference. it really looked like bullshit, right? it was like that straight away no I don't think

1:12:36 A lot of people don't realize that the UFC was $44 million in the hole before it started to turn around and become profitable. We have this amount of budget. until they start doing pay-per-views, where's all that money coming from? I've seen a few hot Indian porn stars. But on the average, not so much. you see it on it but that there was chaos do you know what you're saying earlier like over here

1:14:58 fuck and the And it was gone. a bull yeah just fucking I think it was a bull walking down the road and I was like A fucking bull and a kid on the same street. yeah that would be the apocalypse that would be fucking game over but it is the apocalypse right with the whole clothes on. think 300 000 people have been killed there some some insane number like that like they have a real

1:17:28 Imagine all you do is add salt to tigers and live forever. They'll just eat these bodies. I was having my face Yeah, he broke my orbital. So it broke, Do you think dudes will ever get titanium guards put in their face without it breaking just to protect it? And he said, no, no, it won't. Yeah, it is. If he was you, you would fight.'s what I thought. I thought, well, what a fucking stupid thing to say. That's a stupid thing to say. Yeah, it is.

1:19:57 Because he's not a fighter. You're going to be crippled by the time you get old. Just go to Mexico, man. They don't really know that much about nutrition on average. It's always the fix-up. Yeah. Four or five years. and then when I get my money back up like just, but not just, and some, 6 or 8, I can't remember. That was so hard to watch. Oh, shit.

1:24:26 Nobody ever points that out. Elite XC was a corrupt organization. Jake Shields, they did that same shit when he was fighting Semtex, You worked to get it. a radio interview, I'm just the guy for Kimball to beat so and then the someone Just like it was awesome for him when he won. I did the Fedor drinking one and everyone loved it and a few more. And they stood you back up and you were fucking tired and you got cracked.

1:28:00 he had a full amount of crucifix on him you know which i'm sure you could have worked towards you He fucking hurt them punches. I might have took him down. Well, you take such a good shot and you take so many shots that sometimes people don't know what the fuck to do. and protects the fighter, and in a case like yours, Seems like a nice guy. But he came up to me and he said,

1:30:06 me and then he turned back and went you have to go to the hospital now i'm taking you now and i went They're corrupt. has been around a long time there's a he's a seriously seasoned guy i'm like, Seth Petruzzelli's been around a long time. He's a seriously seasoned guy. That's a bad fight for Kimbo. I'm glad that he made some money. they were both fucked for that second round well he teed off on kimbo one combination and timbo

1:32:36 It's not that I didn't want him to win or wanted you to win. It shows you how they've worked boxing, how they build up contenders. I'm Don King the promoter. Whose rap career? Wow. I want to make fun of the guy. I mean, you don't have to turn out like... Right. when you knew that they had stood their fight up like that he was he didn't stop the fight

1:35:37 dana white like yelling at the camera going that's fucking illegal because that kind of shit can alter You're putting notes. all the judges scored it 10-9 to me the first round round. The second round, it was 10-8, 10-8. Just corrupt. How do you see that fight like that? Because you're not just putting your physical body on the line. the round if you don't know which ones are good yeah how do you score that round what do you do

1:39:08 The wrestling board, them old fuckers who haven't wrestled a day in their life, and she had a beard wild cards like you say, forever, Why? It's one of the most important sports in MMA. fucking brutal and it's really about heart and determination and it becomes about it becomes We are building a world full of pussies. that a lot of people are missing.

1:42:28 You benefit from any new experiences you can take into your situation. They'd probably be doing it on the internet. Yeah, maybe that's the next test. I think you would just die. and it lasts like a day. store. You have to have people go food shopping for you. Segways, yeah. Not many people have. No, I'm thinking it can't be pedals, like a lot of old shit.

1:45:25 Hi guys, I'm on my Sinclair. No. I'm sure all the other pictures of the guys look normal. Hey, I park mine by the big oak tree you know over it wasn't successful CMO that's what that guy's doing this kid's a victim poor little kid Right behind the oak tree over here. Oh, boy. I've got a leak in my oil faucet. Car accident with a tempo. So they take this guy.

1:47:47 Took these people and kept them away from prosecution. It's been proven. You can believe it if you like, and I see where you're coming from. they've spent hundreds of millions of dollars paying people off hundreds of millions of dollars I'm, you know, for, yeah, that's just pimping out your child. These are fucking sex criminals, and they're out there doing their thing.

1:50:50 But he says, why do kids always go for that type? That alone. Look at all my fancy shit. So when you see a guy that's wearing a pope outfit and he wants you to suck his dick or – what are those bishop outfits? And it's really fucking frightening. there's some sort of a money laundering scandal there's like missing money or that a person who's a pedophile is not, you don't put them into just psychiatric care

1:53:46 Just like robbery. And how far that goes. And and i tell you he called that yeah and you but by the way my my friend steve who's english Yeah, I remember an interview and he was talking about it. jim jim fixed it for you yeah and a fucking rape badge yeah right and this guy apparently had just no need for that with English them things to get the publicity and he got his own ward on a children's hospital a mental hospital

1:56:10 when I do the run for this what He's in the Colossus. He had total control of it. he probably was fucking kids he's a pedophile necrophiliac? He probably was fucking kids. What's her name? S-E-V-I-L-L-E? I can't remember the fucking name. who broke it so much for other stars Oh, he just pinched her ass. I don't blame him. And apparently he did this to a bunch of children.

1:59:08 It's like, It was big then. No one knew about it. He one knew about it until he died. Like in the information? You sure? Have we won? I'm afraid we can't be on Jimmelfixit because anybody with goose pimples, it so happens, This one's name is Prancer. I love how it says drugjail.com. That's the big thing now. his laptop without the hard drive in a river never found him yeah he fucking see uh disappeared

2:02:25 That's sort of the same thing with this BBC program. It's that they think about money You're horrified, but you can't... I don't believe You're like, that's the pattern. I'm sure there's a good percentage of priests out there that are in it you making envelopes and kids fucking blowing little kids which he did, I mean, it's more unstable than it's ever been before.

2:05:06 They've got a few kids. It's fucking miles away. It's so easily done. I'm training at Olympians. Yeah. Yeah. What story about Germany? a massive fan I didn't want to bother you pressed the button uh if you're hungry. I'm downstairs. I'm like, all right, shit. him he's gonna have to take a cab to the airport when he wakes up because i gotta go i'm not gonna

2:08:17 did he asked the guy he goes where are we where are we going the guy's like you told me you're someone needs to do this, and Eddie's really good at it. So they didn't want that. It should be highlighted. you say that's what you need you need it well that's why they don't want it. So Eddie did that for a while. And then he also would do the – when you put together like a highlight package in the end of the round.

2:10:42 And then he would say – you know, like – he would help them piece together the highlights. their camera on, which is very important. So Mark will do that now. outside if you haven't seen it it's worth getting if it's available if you can find it somewhere obviously in japan it's so different do you know i mean Yeah, yeah. Because I remember, and the lights went down because the other guy was getting it.

2:13:55 It's all black, and then the fucking lights come back on, Like 10 or 11 you had? Yeah, I was literally loving it. And you see the difference He beat Matt Cunt. and saw me he's gonna sambo me I was looking at the fucking cold marble thinking please don't fucking don't Yeah. Oh, Vadim. Vadim But doesn't Putin come to his fights too? you know, like this just dead-faced killer.

2:16:55 and then minutes later he's got a key lock. He just didn't want it anymore. did, he managed to avoid injury. No, no, no. not even Fedor, do you know that's what we call it? but fedor gotta be honest fedor fedor sounds better fedor is a little so to break it to you We had used to certain boxers that had certain charisma about them, crow cop not just on the ground he beat him him standing up. Yeah, he did, yeah. His reaction is so fucking quick as well.

2:20:31 you know watching those fights and watching those those brutal beatdowns just gotta go man And, you know, Fedor eventually caught him and cracked him. even have it locked out yeah yeah like that's so bold yeah and then verdoom He had to tap. forever just destroying people. Not as a bad fighter. Yeah. You know, what is it? and to keep it up for as long as he did,

2:23:50 He has to have realized that at a certain point in time. really recently were they Brock Lesnar would have I don't know. It was a very serious internal surgery it was a real injury and then X amount of months later to me before I mean, I think personally Brock Lesnar is one of the greatest athletes He was fighting Frank Mayer, second fight. Cain Velasquez, Shane Carwin, Frank Mir.

2:26:02 Do you know what I mean? He would have had to do it intelligently. He was just right into these animals. and he was explosive. if you want to make money off a draw, you think That tattoo, though. and the reality show and she's like she contacted me she's like do you know any mma fighters that you saying that his tattoo sucks no i'm not saying it sucks it looks like a cock at all joe yeah

2:29:36 Whoa. It's like 300 pounds? I was in the gym living on a mattress, I always, uh, Yeah, but basically I got confidence in my writing. Colossal Concerns it's called, right? So it's colossal concerns, everything. that's my blog. You are a collective. anywhere else in the world massively because it's a big difference right yeah it's a samurai and and that gave me a chance to keep going,

2:32:55 dead kimbo almost beat him to death and he's wearing megan's Sorry. Not that color of your toes. think he just likes tate fletcher used to always have his yeah it was a thing that happened for a what you did, pants? Look at that sweet little touch in the megging. What do these guys, when they have these leggings, what do they put their wallet and shit?

2:35:20 I do all the time. Yeah. i would say if you're a gay guy you know you're letting people know what's up and the fucking That's what I'm talking about. Let's talk to him. If you ever need us to promote anything, you want to get anything out there, Colossalcollective.com. Colossal Concerns, if you're looking for the blog. Colossal Collective. ColossalCollective.com.

2:37:14 I've got to give a... What are you saying about brain damage? Go to rogan.ting.com and save $25 off any device and or service You get one free month, one free audio book. We will see you next. very much.