Joe Rogan Experience #367 — Aubrey Marcus Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. This motherfucker and his dick pills. Do they have a test, though? Does he rub it and go like, They stimulate your prostate with a large three-finger death grip, Nobody breaks their dick with that stuff, do they? But back when it worked, there was people who would take it and they'd get, you know, and then there's other girls where it's just for whatever reason,

2:22 What you're saying is kind of true, like the juice. They say au jus. or whatever. And then you throw your gym bag in a trunk where it cooks. you can drink your own fresh urine all the time. Believe me, I know. Don't drink old piss. And I'm thinking I'm going to eat it and then drink my piss and see what's up. I've tried everything else. The active compound is muscimol.

5:16 mechanism of action of psilocybin and a bunch of other things, it can be passed up to five times, they say, through different people. How would they know? You're supposed to be kind of like a little bit drunk and a little bit high, like a psychedelic. it and like lightly bake it i don't know but i think the the surefire way if you really want to You got a dirty garage.

7:48 to do. Yeah, and you're just going to Just feeling the lowest of the low. You just want to drink pee, bro. See? One guy pisses into you, and then It's the freshest way to get it. He's trying to trick us. Then you could trick them constantly. Maybe some T plus Yeah. But he does have the brain surgery kit from Napoleon's field doctor, which is pretty cool.

10:21 Oh my God. and do some work. Yeah. I met one of the guys that he did that for. with what he was doing on the brain so that's how we kind of got got hooked up that's interesting Sarah and No Name. how weird is that and started giving him You've got to feed back the brain when it's been deprived from getting swollen, and they're talking about it like these kids are like 15, 16 years old and just have these massive concussions.

13:22 and she's like, it's really creepy because these kids don't know any better and they're just running they're like their dads like want them But it's still their thoughts that can allow them. And then they figured out how to hook it up wirelessly so that they can actually control arms that are not even on them. baby steps that's the old experiments I don't even know

15:13 Mm-hmm. receive and respond based upon a thought a willful action to do something, it can pick that up. as it goes to the supermarket, picks up groceries, and we look through its eyes. As it drives the car, we look through its eyes as it goes to the supermarket, picks with your mind. whatever. take your fucking I bet they would play a real live version of The Sims.

17:14 because he doesn't even live in the real world like talking to yourself or something like that. You've got to listen to that voice. You're right. the only way people learn um how to behave is by feedback the way they learn how to be harmonious feelings and thoughts and the kind of world around you and so that you're constantly living to please with you or someone you go to school with or whatever, but it might be like the first time

20:37 into the public eye, a lot of support, a lot of love, amazing people I've met. And then a off base but if it's right even a little bit they're doing you a service because they're pointing out And along with that, it's also learning to take the praise not too seriously. achieve the result and only you should be able to judge yourself yeah well if you're if you're

23:03 always want to give you advice. They say that most of the people who get degrees in psychology are the ones who are trying to work out their own problems the most vehemently. They've got to be constantly analyzing. that gets you in trouble. to kind of cut out all the bullshit and look at yourself with a true reflection. Trust me. The regular world or acid, even though I have.

25:58 And they look at you. I'm going to have to do ayahuasca to the DMT, the tryptamine, different species of plant entirely. So tobacco rustica, they smoked different than the tobacco that we smoke. It's a different species of plant Right? Sometimes that's just a hole. But anyway, so there's some kind of cleansing aspect to it it going to do wow so he He just, I mean, this is something that they had speculated for the longest time.

30:44 Let's say that there is some activation for that. And that's what the thing that people always comment on, Yeah. But now we know that literally the third eye makes it. That's fucking bananas that part of my head, but starting there, the energy feels like it peels off my whole scalp, It's a language that you can only speak with people who have had some form of experience, something.

34:08 I feel like if you feel compelled, give it a shot. And in that other dimension, you will see things that you could not possibly have imagined. But here's what I know. You experienced the same things. I mean, it really does take you to that place. that you get from it are actually, people, and they're the ones running these programs. And well, first of all, the funny part

37:27 And they're reporting these findings, and it's really encouraging. You should also do mushrooms as well, sir. But it might be the thing real. You really would. instead of just bickering about their own dogmas and all this stuff, I mean, they're all trying to get at encouraging setting. Or you could do an If there were real clinics like that that were run by people who really knew what they

40:32 You know what I mean? Now, why that is significant is at that point, you have a massive amount of data. potentially allow this to be legal. There's that path, and then there's the religious freedom path. it always goes bad. Exactly. You know, they, there are a lot of examples of these people who are doing the medicine itself with your mind and just use it to you know practice whatever kind of power mechanism you want so you

44:23 Maybe when you just reach a certain amount of fucked up, there's It adapts, and that becomes the new reality. Then they realize everybody in their area, if it's a tribe or if in their community, looks up to them. and she's big, juicy ass in yoga pants. That's the only fair thing to do. Should I wear these? Would you think I see everything should i wear these if you would you think i was

46:54 Cunt, fuck. Huh? Just let them look at your box in the mirror. They're used to a bunch of barefoot fisherman women. Maybe we can buy all the ones from Lululemon. I'm just going to wear tights. to their balls And I'm like, what are you doing? that we were talking about you can kill yourself well or they also call him the most terrifying man on earth or something like that.

49:37 fucking terrifying. And it's just that simple. Booty was more important than food. That's enough. Yeah, that's the main thing they use it for is they grind it up and put it in dick pills in China. but there's, If you didn't apologize That's crazy. And they're filming this. But they shot first at them. what went down and they hid the footage and i think some parachute bags or something like that

53:10 Whoa. Don't do it. You may die. Most likely. Most likely. You go into war to the death the first day. That's it. And you're probably going to die. You may die. Imagine if there was some crazy fucking catastrophe. all the corruption that's fucked it up. I don't know. location wise they they they were born in an incredibly impoverished place and it's like there's got to be something that the rest of the world like gotta like be honest about where these

55:41 And there's no septic system. And it's a really intense, intense scenario. And generally a very good people. So it's almost like some of the help that we're providing is not really helping long term. And so many of them where the dudes just get so duped. full of shit. And the other one is they You don't even need a down payment. say speaking of uh sw Sweden or some shit,

58:22 every phone call on Verizon. and just pick on people because someone said, incredible power to peer into people's privacy. unless you're talking in a, embassies and stuff, they won't like working on secret shit like you know embassies scary if every law in the US was perfectly just. just right you know there's only just laws you're Those two things you brought up, too, should have absolutely nothing to do with the law.

1:01:08 Awesome. They're going to keep everything safe. today, just compared to the 1500s like the and newspapers are writing articles about it. So now all this illegal shit, or that used to be illegal, you made it legal, so you think Duncan we were talking about how Obama was like, you know I think they're doing a great job in shutting down threats. because they can squash most of them without reading every fucking email you send.

1:04:40 making their experience with paying their just taxes much more difficult. Dianne Feinstein was explaining that we needed to do these things You're talking nonsense. And there's not a single argument that you could point to and then we're going to send it back to you. they put themselves into some sort of a group, You're like, emails to who, you fuck?

1:07:17 And that's the problem with big groups. sacred things to me is that nobody picks those motherfuckers up because if somebody goes in and reads that journal that means that every time i'm writing my innermost thoughts there's going to be I recently got out of a situation where somebody it down anymore because of that. Well, all you have to do, have to get a screenshot

1:08:58 No, these motherfuckers But that is scary, though. like that. You should make your journal. Like TV that was sperm everywhere. Yeah, yeah. If I went to use your bathroom And then you realize I only have books in the shitter are running And it's a wild ride. while he was here. How dare you? What he said was incorrect. You can feel it. coming back you can learn a lot yeah and that's you know with this you know the earth-grown

1:13:09 And he's not a professional. He's got great ideas, though. he's on a quest to try to figure out the ultimate combination of foods and exercises and treatments That's a genius invention. Too much, man. And every single time I have that meat as compared to some other meat, I mean, the way that I feel it digest, the way that I feel it absorb, it's completely different.

1:15:46 and it may be something that we've i know we've talked about doing something like that for on it You really don't understand what you're doing. The problem with hunting most native game is there's very select seasons in which you're oryx and attics and all these different kinds of antelope and deer that they get. And they're just or track them down in these kind of outdoor vehicles,

1:18:41 and that would be a little weird to shoot. But these black bucks, I mean, I was out there hunting for the entirety of the day and I, And I didn't really have to gauge that. Yeah. heartbeat from pounding and try to keep the crosshairs from dancing all over the thing, good and sprinted up. Why'd you drop the gun? It's just, it was heavy and clumsy. I had a knife on my,

1:21:26 well i'll tell you i'll tell you all the emotions that went through really at that point so just But at the point that I got up there, the feeling wasn't any feeling of like, you know, into my hand. Whoa. And I pulled it out and just kept my hands on it. One hand on his chest and If you said it next to me and I would never let you live it down, I'd be saying, thank

1:23:04 And our guide would, would do the same thing. Most of the people down in South Texas'd be like, you silly bitch. And our guide would do the same thing. Nobody would say the same thing as me. And they were, like, all up in its eyeball and stuff like that. You won't see that one time in a thousand. Like, I felt like that was an enemy. That's what's ironic, is that, I mean, I'm the killer.

1:24:59 It smells terrible. That's what these filet mignon, chateaubriand, that's what all this tenderloin meat is. right on either side on the exterior the tenderloin is actually up inside the animal underneath like of a dude taking apart a Oh, well, there's that. He uses a saw in some spots. Yep. this is a weird connection with that animal that you killed.

1:28:15 To think that your mind couldn't affect your digestion or absorption or things like that, it is emotional connections are something that people poo poo oh you're just emotionally attached Yeah, it really is. Oh, my God, it's goddamn delicious. I don't know It's probably a crazy ass Clydesdales So what we would do if we were going to have an on it hunting thing is basically just use that ranch and just work it through.

1:31:00 I just think it's the smart way to do it. aspect, you know, have some talks and discussions about different things in the nights and make a But we're going to try and get some face-to-face, some random strangers. to who gets killed. Fucking shroom tech's amazing. It's like you're acquiring your meat in a conscious way, and that's really it. It's really dangerous

1:33:54 you wear like a vest, right? because they're fast. Yeah. and maybe you pull the hook out if you're brave, so what is it a spear gun yeah so basically it's an old time spiel gun the trigger releases the But it's really particularly challenging because as soon as the spear hits the water, People who suck like me initially, I had to get right up on these fish to get them like 6 feet, 8 feet.

1:36:43 all they do is eat algae and you never catch them with a hook because you can never get a hook in their one of the best fish that i've ever had it was like a cross between like a nice flaky white fish And these fish are plentiful. So if there are sharks, it's not an optimal situation. Too many for my count. I got to piss. I thought of an idea where you had that with like lobsters

1:38:54 and watch the mermaid swim around in there. see like this mermaid chick just swimming and bubby but what sucks is everyone just sits there Fetching stuff. I've been researching a lot of things in Japan lately. And then she sits, stands up on this like thing to get it. getting more dishes. More food. Of course. It's called a strip club, Brian. Little vagina.

1:41:11 What's wrong with it? what we actually like. They're repressed. As soon as they got out of school, That girl was easily one of the most sexually explosive girls and all of these things You know, That's why I like those dick pills. There's a big difference between that and when you – I had to do the thing where I had to take a shit when I woke up this morning,

1:43:14 and push your dick down. Yeah, but don't push while you're shitting because it will stop the shit also you know what I mean because he knows his boner lasts for six hours. Yeah. Rasputin's cock. Rasputin's cock. I talked to Brad today. and this is his story. The birds were singing And then he had this revelation to each of them in turn. is totally clear. Stunt was a giant dick. Fuck him. So course. And it was solidified. Yeah, really, because your mind is totally clear.

1:46:09 a huge dick, and would just cut a swath through all of Russia, just banging everybody. And look, they didn't cut it off at the end. Yeah, he probably fucked everybody. And the tide had kind of turned against him in popular culture, and he told his family that he was probably going to die. bam, bam, bam, shot him right in the torso in his back, and threw him in a frozen river.

1:48:10 They were really unhappy with him. The dude was just super gangster. What do you mean it doesn't look that big? It's bigger than that chick's whole entire head. Apparently the Russian women were all about it. That is incredible. The dude was just super gangster. Brad from Ustream will frown upon those kind of shenanigans. Sasquatches, too? You do shave your balls?

1:49:37 you don't need to fucking. You're not going to nick it unless you're not paying attention. I wash it whenever possible and ignore it the rest of the time. until I gorge on meat, and then it becomes hard and chunky. That's too much. That's disgusting. They had to keep up. That's creepier to me than having. And you didn't get upset. It didn't matter. I could not deal with that.

1:52:17 But the armpits and like, even the hairy legs, not so much, but the armpits still fuck me up a little. I went over to her house. Her friend was Greek, and she a hobbit. It was the strangest thing ever. I went over to her house. How dare I say anything is wrong with that? If that's her choice? It was just so weird. They were I've been a newbie just starts creeping over onto the tip you know you ever did

1:54:13 It is. Just being rude to Brian. talking to crazy people. the psychedelic experience fucking good man and you can check them out It's really easy to mock them and make fun of. you know you immediately like what bitch what are you doing what are you trying There's at least 10 dudes. There's a lot of fucking cool people that go. Just dust everywhere.

1:56:40 I'm sorry. And if you're tired of me, I'm tired of me too. gangster and uh total human optimization that's the goal and thanks to all the customers out there A massive amount of positive people. Much love. Facebook.com slash WarriorPoetUS.