Joe Rogan Experience #37 — Ricky Schroder Transcript

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0:00 I wake up early in the moment You go to sleep late at night Do you wanna be my girl? You like it? That's pretty goddamn good My special guest today is Rick Schroeder. Ladies and gentlemen, Rick Schroeder. Oh. In the MMA world. Yeah, you can't. That's why he dies. This is the fleshlight Does it collect the fluid there? No, you release the kraken of shame

3:18 This is called fish in the bucket. What does that retail for, man? and just say today i haven't fucked it today the one why would you try it you have the most It's true. I could understand that, you know, when you're 18 in the shower in the morning. Rick Schroeder just started doing jujitsu. How about that? I have no affiliation with them. Ari had a staph infection on his knee and his knee had swollen up we were playing pool and he's walking around the pool table with

6:12 intravenous antibiotics. You know, when it starts to infect you, like a big circle on your body. Sweaty guys on top of you. You think of it as, Made your volume. Oh, it's sensitive. That's sad. Let me tell you something. into that so he's like really into it you know when I talked to him about jiu-jitsu I was like That's what he's always been. best guys to learn from. Jeremy Horne is one

8:52 And Luke got me on a remake joke. i needed to just that's so crazy yeah and i tapped, and he goes, you can't tap. That's ridiculous. weird man i don't know how i'd handle that i'd have to beat the fuck out of him i think i might I gotta get through to him And I'm going to learn some serious technique. Yeah. You call it a farmer strength. and when you're getting tired. That's what's

11:43 fuck out of him. This is a foregone conclusion. I didn't know what I was doing. Yeah, well, he left and I went to another school. you got to own your kid get yourself one of those Mike Tyson face tattoos hold your gun sideways You might want to shave a mohawk and stuff and start spitting on them. Get some tattoos. Spiderweb tattoos. God didn't make man equal.

13:13 You love a lot of manly Fly airplanes I'm not doing anything You guys kill shit I could kill a coyote When do you have time? We can hunt deer, pig. Well, you know what? I think the world and technology have evolved faster than people. I know I do from fishing. Another world, okay? if hunting and gathering societies had succeeded, You ever go to that website?

16:16 I mean, he lives around bears. I don't know what he's eating. These are guys, as man gets further away from his nature like this hunter-gatherer nature yeah you you you like lose I mean, when you're out trying to provide food for yourself, So do you think that that's one of the reasons why society, probably not nearly as healthy or good um isn't that a fascinating idea, though? It really is like you're looking at evolution.

18:45 People who don't have sex. That's not good. I hunt with blowguns, I hunt with spearguns. And he goes, no, we will hunt mice because we are hunters and we have to hunt. son? and then get to eat it do you feel like did is it trigger some sort of like a primitive reward But none of my meat that I've ever killed goes to waste. So when I hunt, I mean, I do clean the meat and take care of it.

21:15 hard to catch are better for you i think that if you got a cow that's just hanging around being a for the same reasoning? Right under your fingers. Yeah, where are we going to go? just standing on the side of the road looking at you. What? I'm trying to get you to move to frigging Topanga. there's a fucking herd of elk that wandered. hunt elk and deer and stuff man they're just wild so it's not natural for them to walk through the

23:32 I guess maybe there's also, Is that what mountain lions? There's a spider they found on the Amazon. They kill rats and all kinds of crazy shit. They go into the Amazon. like up to 100 yards underwater and it eats fish and it's a fucking antelope that's crazy why did Oh. and these little fucking mice What if it's in the middle of the night Did you see that photo

25:51 That's what it looked like. I'll retweet it. Spiders scare the fuck out of me, man. Yes, I've seen them many, many, many, many, many times. We have rattlesnake fencing. You know, my two pit bulls, both of them had gotten bitten by rattlesnakes? Tarantulas all the time. Rattlesnakes all the time. We have rattlesnake fencing. I went running with the dogs.

26:53 And as I'm running over the log, The biggest rattlesnake I've ever seen. cult out in Virginia that actually holds And he went to jail for attempted murder. Like some Tom Sawyer shit. Setting somebody up. That's like What percentage are husband and wife? at the post office would be huge. That's scary shit, dude. She came out with a knife? She came at him with a knife a few times.

29:40 If you're actually a man, don't get involved in a relationship where you're not the man. No, no, no. Men who get in situations like that, they found some chick who just likes to look at the positive side of things She's enjoying things. She's just like, I'm just throwing something It was good, but to be honest with you. I wanted to be inside where you guys were

31:34 Right, first riser is the best spot. I didn't hear any commentary. Totally. But yeah, I mean... Well, I apologize if I'm wrong. The IFL is the International Fight League. Do you not like this? Everybody else is doing it this way, so we're going to have teams, I don't know, man. And I know you should just protect yourself from that, technique. Maybe they need some sort of a pad

34:50 i mean don't get me wrong i wouldn't take them out i wouldn't take them out They could soccer kick dudes while their heads were on the ground. dangerous shit. When you see a guy When a guy goes down, the other guy's trying to stomp him, literally. But didn't early UFCs have biting and stuff? Yeah, that's the ref's fault, though. I think you can soccer kick them still, too, and you can stomp them still, too.

36:50 So that we all practice the same sport. Ten minute rounds. And they go, stop, stop. In Japan, a yellow card can mean a lot of things. The Yakuza, where they chop fingers off. That's one of the punishments. under islamic law you know eye for an eye they literally want to impose the exact same uh injury with chickens running Dude, there's a guy I think there's just

38:55 is a good thing. with a shovel And finally, homeboy had enough. just trying to get behind this world. they take away your eyesight. Get that dot com. Code that. It's cheaper. Retail me not. Go to Fat Wallet You know Yeah, I became a pussy. Let it change you. Normal. There's a certain point in time where sometimes you have to go, dude, shut the fuck up.

41:43 That's right. The worst thing in the world that you could ever feel is that you didn't do your best when you were raising a kid. So when I saw The Champ, I think I was 7. But either way, whatever I was, seven or ten, I was fucking crying like a baby. Because I became famous when I was, like, seven. So fame is normal for me. Never heard anybody put it that way before.

43:52 Really sweet. She was eight. Tom Green's great. I love Tom Green. Yeah. Did you ever do his show? kid. Yeah, yeah. She picks the weirdest guys. Tom Green's great. Yes, he's Canadian. He's a savage. It's really good. He was just fucking around, people who go through that and get lindsey lohan are like it's like 95 right yeah more more than Yeah, there was no internet.

46:01 like hanging with punky brewster and stuff yeah yeah i knew everybody there i mean the different strokes kids were filming next door the facts of life girls were across the but the guy the guy beat you. he did not get through it the way you got through it. over with her train he was big and he was older and we were all scared of Todd And he just abused my car.

48:08 Dana Plato. Oh, yeah. Looks like a recording. Well, that's nice, but we need special stories at the paper. computers did you have like the inside word were you like are you a prophet yeah tell me the truth like every single toy I had like Aaron Gray Hotel Roosevelt wasn't nice. That's so weird, man. you see a kid like cory haim that you knew when he was a little kid yeah he was so good too you

51:13 You remember that kid, River Phoenix? Michael Jackson visited the set of Silver Spoons. Who was on The Fresh Prince, right? Alfonso did a Pepsi commercial. Oh, really? I think it might have actually there. What was he like? So she's top of the fucking planet. really nice, quiet, shy guy. And then he started kissing her nipples. I mean, Elvis did. Sammy Davis.

53:54 It was more like a, ugh! jacket. Do you remember that? Oh, totally remember that. Yeah, and it's like, I didn't have a crocodile. real popular back in the day the same thing they had generic brands that was like quambo or something Oh, tight jeans. That's what I'm telling you. I remember parachute pants. So your pants are sagging off. What could be worse than getting your freedom taken away?

56:36 around and he was giggling and laughing and having a good time and then like you know i liked kids And he didn't say anything. On a 1 to 10, what was the embarrassment level? I felt gross. And giggling No man Dude you punked If we can get him, can we film Wow. Do you remember what he tasted like? Baby's got a heart on. No, I don't know him well. If I was his advisor, okay, and I would say, let's get rid of the show business aspirations.

59:31 Get yourself a nice girl. Yeah. Yeah. Could you imagine just going through life going, there's no way to fix this? if you go back you know, about a guy you know, they're used to being treated You've got to stay humble. it's so easy to lose your head because everyone's kissing your ass, and you've got a publicist that kisses your ass and a manager Like, who the fuck am I?

1:02:21 No way. Yeah. I remember I'd go to Westwood when I was a kid. I really remember Dragon's Lair. I like to play multiplayer. Do you play with the Xbox or with the PlayStation? I like first-person shooters. That's craziness. For the video game junkies. You're going to be dead someday. If you fucking get some stereo headphones, I never even heard of Quake.

1:04:45 Well, what is it? I'm scared. going to go to Iraq and start killing people. And I stopped talking to him. Huh. For sure. You can rocket jump. You know what I'm talking about? No! to disintegrate. and blowing my horn. That's gotta be a For artistic effect On how to be a cop I remember Juanjo. You should have tweeted those. You need a Twitter. Real stuff.

1:08:08 I mean, think about like how need her money. I mean, normally, if you want to get that kind of an image and see it from the comfort of your own home You know, I was in Compton shooting a movie, Jesus Christ. Yeah. I start ordering a cheeseburger, and this really nice dude comes up to me, a black guy, Because it was the original MTV Cribs. I go back to check on go back to check on my car and there's three guys in my car in your car i didn't turn the alarm on my doors are open my hatch is open and they're pulling the cd

1:10:30 They didn't even look at me What the fuck was going cell phone back then either. Did you page or his car and he opens the trunk You don't belong around here. So they just looked up at you and went right back to work. He had that little shotgun. The world of criminals does not work anything like the regular world of society. He became my best friend.

1:12:21 He killed me. I played it all the time. and not being around at fucking three o'clock in the morning. crackdown. Same thing happened to me. And I thought they were just talking about weed. except for my girlfriend. Remember New Jack City? Pookie? and pro psychedelics I totally want to try Adderall though And he cleaned his whole entire place Ecstasy.

1:15:13 positive experience. the way I described it together and I was like fuck I can't read it. I couldn't put the words together. And I was like, okay, I paid once. if everybody dropped the bullshit. And you realize that you can do your part to kind of make it lean in that direction. like it would be way more fun and way more enjoyable than it is right now and you you know

1:16:50 do that. Mushrooms don't do that. You're eating poison. and that's when it really kicks in, I saw my heartbeat in the floor you're on the mushrooms you like you get it it all seems to make sense it all seems to fall into No. I had it all the time. Yeah, you don't know who the fuck's growing your mushrooms too, right? where the CIA owned a brothel in San Francisco and in New York.

1:19:12 What research do you have? Look, someone needs to do a documentary on acid because people don't realize it. Because it was squashed out, they threw so much water on the fire, I'm sure he probably did it. Ken Kesey and Timothy Leary and all those guys and Terrence McKenna, all those dudes It exists actually in seeds of some plants. cook them or something and then you eat them and you trip your fucking balls off terence mckenna

1:21:28 what i heard is that you have to like make you rub them on glass and then their excretions are experience is still And just smoke your fucking brains out Oh my god Totally. Why is that uncovered? it was drafty so it wasn't like airtight or something dude you were getting poisoned right Dude, fucking sue. Go get yours. Not too long ago. Hot as fuck or dry, black

1:24:21 in Boston, I used to, I drove every day It was like a rink. I got bored with sports when I was young. Kicking and punching, but mostly kicking. that's why it's good to learn the gi. Because I'm going to connect on the other side. What, bitch? You're going sailing through the air the best things about karate he's got a wide stance he stays back on the outside he counter

1:27:08 Fireball. i like drunken drunken monkey style yeah that shit's awesome yeah drunken monkey kung fu that's Greco-Roman wrestling. Is that like They beat the fuck out of you once they hold you down. they're holding you down and they're punching you yes definitely wrestling is a big part of mma and his name? He's a wrestler. Yes, definitely. Wrestling's a big part of MMA.

1:28:55 He's getting better at it. it's the base it sounds like yeah you just gotta understand jiu-jitsu so you don't get trapped There's guys that you just, you can't get comfortable with. If you're on top of them, Because he's just got this high-level shit. I'm like 185. Yeah, you're big. One day, will you? he's got a knee injury right now, so he's not training.

1:31:05 dissect the techniques. They say When he first started out, he was just a regular guy. One thing I learned real quick was you're either all in or all out, you're fucked. Right. That's the same feeling with jiu-jitsu. Super, super smart dude and super nice guy, too. Over and over and over again. to get on side control. When you learn martial arts, Yeah.

1:34:40 Like when they first start doing it and shit, and there's like, you know, they think they're tough guys. Squash you. ever. And as you get better It's like you drill techniques to a certain point where when you're rolling, they all just come out natural. You're not thinking about your dog. on this guy It's not for you. I knew it would be for you. I'm with my wife and kids going down Venice Beach, and I'm on a bike, and this other kid

1:37:07 and immediately he turns around but he's got like four friends with him all 20 years old and my wife when i get any issue like that i have to fight off every that's my biggest weakness that's my So when, bitch. If there's a bunch of people, B, they're going to be able to do it that quick. like this little kid. in the sense that you can defeat Dan Henderson, right?

1:39:55 Because I saw him take out that British guy with a one-punch. He's not known as a technical striker. I think he hasn't made a decision. Yeah. It's very difficult to turn that shit off. You know, their whole self-esteem is based on their ability to rise that it must be when Chuck Liddell fucking throws his arm back every day waking up for this one moment,

1:42:04 Dear Iceman, I'll fight anybody. like you have in comedy. You have fun. I'm telling you some comedy. You're laughing. We're enjoying our time together. It're all partying. We're all having a good time. I'm telling you some comedy. and impose your will on him, Come on. I couldn't go fight. Fucking get a nutritionist, man. what am I going to do? Because it's not healthy.

1:44:01 But I knew people who did. We're not going to live forever. and that's okay. But, you know, No. I broke my nose, fallen down a flight of stairs when I was five The needing to prove thing when you need to prove something positive experiences guys in the world. They're super friendly. George St. Pierre is one of the nicest people I have ever And he is great and recognized as great. So because of that, he's balanced.

1:46:30 Yeah. No. He looked like he was a little there's going to be a point of diminishing returns where you cut so What would you call him? The raw power. big their fucking arms are holy holy shit that's scary just muscle gigantic her arms were gigantic That was brutal, man. Something happened and his motorcycle blew up motorcycles are. at a car show. They start standing on their bikes.

1:49:13 But he was famous and then stand on top of it. of like recognized it what people didn't make fun of them and say oh you fucking idiot that's what You've ever seen that thing?