Joe Rogan Experience #370 — Ari Shaffir Transcript

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0:00 Boom. We did it. Here we are. At the motherfucking airport. So Ari and I are in Anchorage. We went fishing two straight days. Yeah. It was not dark out. There's a little bit of darkness, like dusky, but it never gets fully dark. Summertime. What's going on? That's what they're talking about. I don't know either. It's like they do that with, my dear.

2:27 they're saying sure that are like guy every family function just friends not just friends and they all sort of know but no one wants There was two gay large birds. Wow. Yeah, men. um yeah yeah because i guess the black or supersedes the Like, oh, the guy's a bullshit artist and he's trying to scam money. Yeah. And he was telling us that there's a lot more women up here

6:27 All the time. We saw those people that were Christians for equality, you know, for gay equality. If you see me, I'll wave. there's a corner where these knuckleheads gathered So there was a restaurant that was right across the street like corporation building where was that hotel workers union. But I guess they need something done. Is the WNBA still around?

9:06 Oh, that's funny. Brittany Griner! Yeah, can do it only on a breakaway when no one else is there. Like, see? They always sell it on like, it's fundamentally good. richards who was never a successful male tennis player got a sex change he started whooping up that do not like transgenders You're a woman. They fucked him, but he would do... but sunk down onto the cock.

11:57 They rest on your belly button. But it was just about fighting. Everybody's-ies. because the idea that testosterone doesn't give you a massive advantage. Which is kind of, yeah, kind of admirable. That 5% at the top level of athletics is all the difference in getting beat up consistently and beating people up consistently. that's a major difference.

14:10 how does it, Probably in a couple days. I didn't realize who he was when I was that's at the airport Did you go fishing? We're not like that. Yes. they dissipate really quickly. because at first i'm sure a couple like one or two doctors did it like okay i guess he needs it but you did it to yourself so we're not going to help it ever come back your body eventually is like oh

17:41 You're not even allowed to take stuff like Clomid or all these other different things. They're illegal. corrupt cunts that are in charge in the all want something or if most of us want something that's why the parliament system works better to Oh, yeah. Oh. Everything was... It everything was they never so they couldn't take us for why there were you're supposed to take out

20:11 Yeah, that was a good t-shirt. That's a good slacker shirt to wear for that. That's the name of the river. Let's just catch and release them, and we'll have a great time. them you know which kind of fucked up he's putting a hook in a fish's mouth and then sending him on They have to kill the evidence. Yeah, I wonder if it was. what's negative about homosexuality, boys and girls. Yeah. A lot more, I'm sure. This is what we talked about in terms of what society tells what's negative about homosexuality,

22:26 is 15 and the girl who's 18 just 100 days ago was actually 17 so then it became an issue once she so it was like all of a sudden we couldn't bang anymore i was like what what happened That's allowed. That should be a problem. Percentage-based. anyway back to the fish though yeah we got deviated yeah it was so much fun how much you Then they came. That's sort of what they bite for.

25:01 Yeah, I got one fish that was biting to eat. as opposed to the other ones I think mine was like 35 Just even getting it in. And it was almost just as cool just being on the river and seeing the eagles and the wildlife, the moose. Looks like the post office logo. Oh, yeah. Wow. Wow. Once the sun came out, too. Is that what it is? That's all they want is looking down.

27:39 And then after a while, that dirt will settle, and then it'll be clear. Because for a while, it tugs on a rock. when we switched it's really wrestling But then along the way, they switched it to catch and release because uh the Mean cunts. They just jizz on eggs. Wow. sometimes you'd pick the males up and they would spooge all over you. Remember the single white female?

30:05 He's like, oh, oh, oh. Sort of like Fatal Attraction freaked people out about potential crazy roommates. Sort of like fatal attraction. His kid's pet rabbit. From Life Goes On? you're not supposed to say retarded if I'm referencing a retarded person Mentally retarded? But it's not acceptable amongst progressives. Yeah. Fake proper. The reference, yeah. Like Gordon Gekko from Wall Street. movies that just like completely changed or became the reference the reference yeah like

32:53 Yeah. That's how people are in real life. Did you act it out? With a crane kick? Yeah. traditional technique was Alan Belcher legs, and the whole crowd It's called spiking On their head. He's like, oh, yeah. for the guy getting slammed oh yeah so he's fighting yes so he's walking in but it's there's snaps. It's just going to go. Where's your flight?

36:31 Yeah. Have you ever thought about doing one of those Bill Burr type podcasts where you only talk Please subscribe. yeah and they just yeah I would yeah You can get some questions that you always get. Greg Proops is an interesting dude. Folks, this fucking show is over. All right, you fucks. Broad Ripple, Indianapolis? Just for one night to do the show?

38:51 What are the subjects going to be? I don't know. Okay We had I would seriously think We're talking about coming back up here in September Big kiss.