Joe Rogan Experience #380 — Tony Hinchcliffe Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. You say I'm kicking ass, I'll take you seriously. You say kicking butt, I'm like when they say kicking butt you say I'm kicking ass I'll take you seriously what about kicking butt I appreciate also all the people that have sent comments, It's hard. on pot smoking fucking cage fighting commentator i'm not working for the government all right stop

2:17 not just one, but numerous scientists And it's a lingering cloud behind the jet. But then when you find out that it is possible to put a jet engine It's for people that are, like, trying to observe the sky. is where everybody gets crazy. I'm sure the government or let's just say people that are evil, It's definitely happened. is. And people are getting so fucking mad at me

5:20 of health and feeling good And he's talking about chemtrails in the hood when he was growing up. Okay, play this bitch. It's obvious now that artists are supposed to own their master recordings. So he started riffing about the chemtrails. That's a different video. That's actually Dick Gregory. What is this? He died in 1963. Geraldo Rivera, who now works for Fox

8:40 down. Like, how do you explain his traditional chemtrail theorists. these lines in the sky It does happen. In fact, the temperature changed quite a bit after 9-11. I would say cooled down. Air traffic affects the climate. It even says it in here. Listen to this. but artificial clouds known as contrails all but disappeared the variations in high and low

11:40 But what it does mean is that what you're seeing is not what you think is happening about shit that like sits up in the clouds but it's actually aluminum it just floats up there But it does explain one thing that people are trying to point in the wrong direction. they're going to think, dirt in it no it's just water but it says sludge like the test results say sludge and all sludge

14:01 But that's one of the things we're seeing The people that experienced it, Like it rattles your windows and stuff, that they dig under the ground around there for salt, you know, and they're salt mining. Wow. Right. Well, they don't have any money. because you can drink there before you're 21. Well, Detroit is fucking crazy, man. Wow. it might be what we're seeing might be when people find the ruins of ancient cities in the past

17:43 Yeah, it's crazy. I mean, it is one of the craziest places in the world, and it's in America. We're tired of this shit. It's all about Flint, Michigan. There was an article I tweeted. So they built it all in Youngstown, Ohio, Yeah. they knew them from being in some kind of business. My grandmother went to jail for numbers running. Wow. What do you mean?

21:03 what she was doing because also she was on the phone a lot and she would be repeating back these numbers to people and there's like all this terminology and stuff like po and box and all Wow. with a uh with a cast on with a cast on his hand and i'm like how'd you break your hand and i he owned a restaurant, I don't know what, No, exactly. Oh, yeah.

23:21 and that's their only book. So now they're done with books, I think the Galaxy S4 does that. It just doesn't seem like a good idea, Oh, are we doing this? Totally. that person's still first they'll do you'll be looking at That your regular memory will be replaced by some sort of internal digital storage, which can record everything you see in total real time hd right i mean that's pretty

26:22 move wirelessly somehow or another? The ability to control another thing. and feel its poop it's some game of thrones and then you would yeah that would be crazy and then Wow. wanting to be cats and stuff just because Well it seems like it is not going to stop. Have you ever seen those videos of the Mongols that hunt wolves with eagles? that show meat eater he's unimpressed he said they were more coyote looking wolves they weren't the

29:57 Clings onto the back of this thing, attacks it, and takes it out quick. wow they make like hats out of them and shit i don't understand why the eagle it's coming, too. And it fucks him up life look at that thing man he goes on this. I love the Eagles. What a dumb way to dress. How many eagles did you let go and they never came back? Right. in Seattle.

32:30 I've been noticing It's like how Florida Right. you know, had a tarantula You can get them anywhere in the LA area. but I'll tell it anyway, Like, what? Rat, right on foot, throws laptop up in the air, falls down. Yeah. Rats are fucking gross they've carried disgusting diseases too those fucks oh they the black plague came from uh rats carrying a tick i

34:57 When I lived in New York, there was one time I never lived in the city. As my car is parked, I'm watching rats jump on top of the tires and climb up into the car. and sometimes they just stay in the engine compartment and your fucking for food everywhere. They'll burrow there's 7 million people in New York City. and a river of dead rats flowed by him as he was standing there talking.

36:57 until you really look at that belly and you see that I mean, if you look at it, most of them look like snakes. Wow, look at these crazy-looking butterflies. Yep. But they look like these two serpent heads right next to each other. And now that you've seen this, by the way, you'll notice that in actually a lot of butterflies. Octopus camouflage is really weird, man,

39:17 It's a beautiful tattoo They're like a tissue fly. And there's also been ones that have eaten sharks. you can watch it if you can find it but it's they do it on a regular basis like apparently octopus That is an evil-looking motherfucker. That's incredible. And then they realized, oh giant fucking suction cups and fossils. like oh my god like this was a massive octopus like something that was just impossibly large.

43:17 Like an alien face hugger. Yeah, cat. Like, a guy was missing, like, these expensive I mean, Jesus Christ. It's walking up to the back of the restaurant, and then he does something amazing. Oh. Or so strong, I should say. Denver. They either have to shoot it and his fucking garbage is sitting out there and just like adorable Guilty as charged. Right.

46:46 You know, Brian's little dog, little white a 9.9. I'm like, what kind of white? in an email. A coyote Right. and into a corner. That's so crazy They don't really care. Well, it's pretty funny. Chris. A joint. I don't remember. He can't believe it. The collection played church. Church place. They're going to play this. You know? His audience is very Christian.

52:08 in these big church shows. of things going on. I enjoy when people Yeah. I do not encourage animal violence. He didn't kick it first. Whoa. Yeah, body slammed it. I think I would have just like as hard as I could. You might just go red-eyed. like they're supposed pull out all these teeth. because you gotta think like, what are, are those things up, man. It's weird when you get these little breeds, too, because you've got to think

54:59 A lot of people think it's like a and stuff. So to offset that, I'll tweet it because this is so So aerial photos were taken. that having an illegal deer on the premise, This is insane. where militarized assault has become the answer Like, why are they so armed for a deer? is Pacific time yes it's Pacific time so they just it's only a couple hours old

58:49 really interesting stories there. It also has Oh, right. On your property. so they get some attention. It's just so crazy. man who knows what it is normally you put things in a body bag after that Right, of all the things. into these other animals, and they were justifiably It's like, why not? You know what else is delicious? Rabbits. and fucking thrown into a fire. We don't have to do that

1:02:19 don't think you know this about me. And I'm back there cracking up. Yeah, I think so. I still eat fish, sushi, salmon, all that. Oh, yeah. Mine is so selfish. Absolutely. few months and I've done it before and both times it's been this way, but this time I've kept it Right. and meats and chicken and fish the, Dude, right just just just just showing what a fat fucking pig i could be and stuff this down my

1:06:30 And thank you, everybody who has had back injuries and given me tips, she's a therapist, physical therapist where it becomes asymptomatic and i thought that was so crazy i was like how could gluten like have I haven't read it yet, but apparently what they talk about is, like, Wow. looking like a runner. the internet is a beautiful resource, Right. and seeing them in a full, three-dimensional

1:09:41 They just throw it out there. And then, you know, they'll tell you like, yeah, Iriani Celeste blocked me from Twitter. What are you doing? Remember that guy that came up? where I was like, I almost just want to start talking shit to Like, why you got to be like that? they contacted his employer and he got fired he got fired for his red and he's I don't agree with a guy getting fired for something that has nothing to do with his work

1:12:47 No one was losing any jobs because of that. Yeah. Because it was like, who are they go after you. And that's where this shit gets weird. Yeah. Have you been looking at my browser history? is we went to a motion capture studio that does, You could be a monster. Just for fun. Yeah. Why not? You know? I. Just because. Just because. Just for fun. Yeah, superwoman.

1:14:49 but let's say you're in love. dealing with do you think you could do that? Do you think you could deal with kissing you? you'd give up the booty? Would you go I don't know don't love yourself ass to mouth get two thousand to fuck myself That looks just like you You need to actually be a girl. I don't know whether i would They're going to have digital memory.

1:17:51 So the question becomes, if that is possible, That's a very good point. You should try it. life changing advice not even a real animal undiscovered Yeah, the kind Do you think they're communicating? They have this weird... they're called bull elks, It also sounds like Tony in bed. That's an elk making noise. It looks like it. and then once a year, it's time to fuck.

1:21:44 Oh, Matt Farah? Yeah, how was that? Oh, he'll be back again. He was awesome. the other day. You had that car guy on. Oh, Matt Farah? I could talk shit about Volkswagen with him. And then you're like, God damn it, you have to do it like four times in a row. like the car awesome but all these little stupid things so then i'm gonna take it back they they

1:22:53 And the general It's gotten to that point. And then, of course, you know, the Volkswagen Twitter page sent me a message. I have a four-cylinder. Well, the major issue was just that, like, I mean, there's been so many little things that have been breaking on it, like the windows and stuff. When they replaced my windows, they scratched up all the tint on my windows when they put it back in.

1:24:50 So it's a build quality complaint. Like usually everything runs fine. Someone's fucking up. I mean, the one not the, every employee, you know, someone's fucking up. There was also a point, something on the freeway well, But, yeah, that sucks. New Century Volkswagen Glendale. Yeah, our phone's been ringing off the hook for the past two days, so we are going to eat your dick.

1:26:56 No, no car problems. to wait before they load up the plane. My eyes start getting a little heavy because I have a 5 o'clock flight. And I open my eyes, and there's still that lady They're going to fly you through the sky in a fucking metal tube. Wake up, bitch. That's what the fuck happened. No, man. that psilocybin, a naturally occurring compound present in shrooms,

1:30:13 It's amazing shit, man. That it actually changes the brain It feels like there's a new brain growing. This is what's good. I mean, it's just like clockwork. Interesting. Immediately like that day. Yeah. There's no cereals that are non-gluten. Corona. Sapporo. So that's nice, but I can't drink fucking Sam Adams, I think some vodka. Is that what it is?

1:34:20 That's made out of like a cactus or some shit, right? Why is it clear? and I notice that there's different kind of buzzes and stuff It's made out of agave. Primarily in the area surrounding the city Man, it's just shit that you see down there. It's just so That's why, you know, they got, good you know goodfellas and the godfather They will cut off heads and put them on your mailbox, you know,

1:37:11 But everybody was fine. But it's better to have organized crime than disorganized crime. You know, that's what people say about Vegas. Did you see the, speaking of Vegas, the video with, the film rather, with Michael Douglas and Matt Damon? First of all, I don't And Matt Damon is fucking Michael Douglas. It's amazing. actor he really is. Hook, line, and sinker.

1:40:17 gay films naked. So he told the Liberace story You know, and like, that's it. like his character in the movie, play some of the same types of characters through movies the most impressive to me is uh Walter just a malcolm in the middle dad he's his portrayal of a teacher is so goddamn good. I mean, he sets the parameters The guys who can do that, Totally.

1:43:09 want to pull up then i want to pull up the song when liberace winks at me because this is like because this is like you know whatever the hell And he winks at you and when he winks, he clinks. to join your fan club it would simply be divine i found a brand new idol How fucking weird I resisted it at first And I just started Inside the house, it's just this fucking massive huge place and apparently um one of his houses

1:46:46 For reporting that he was a homosexual. he was just so gangster what he did was so crazy he made his boyfriend get plastic surgery to look And he was a brilliant, brilliant fucking pianist, man. I've been around him for years. Florida and it's called the, they're called the White House Boys. They were a group of men More than a hundred. Oh, yeah. but said that it would not be possible

1:49:51 hundred fucking bodies and now what's interesting is that the governor does not want them fight they A hundred. probably decades of, you know, one a year missing, you know, Yeah, you would think somebody would be like, wait a second, Jesus Christ. It's all shit that dudes who live in Florida have been arrested for. Florida man taken to police station for driving without a license.

1:52:31 This woman was in six-year-old son Wow. That old swampland, that's like the devil's gooch. It's like their most recent estimates. Those are all... People are going to be like, hey, man, I think maybe we should fucking stop building right on the water. Uh-uh. like right there it's like you watch it every day i wonder how long i mean i just don't even know

1:55:10 Well, here you go. H.G. Wells had a great quote It just shows you, as much as you can Let's see. and then all of a sudden it melts. no I didn't catch that movie it's an interesting movie but it's a brutal year after year. Penguins, I mean, they're just born in negative temperatures. I climb a tree. It's always the North Pole. Yeah. And if you say to me...

1:58:23 But you know what? You're interested in other shit, folks. to call stupid on people. Antarctica is essentially and because Antarctica and the North Pole and Greenland or something like that I'm not sure about that. and we were hunting, one of the things you're walking in this real mucky, Because you're like, how's that a perfect circle? I loved that picture of you and the salmon that you caught.

2:00:59 Did you eat those bad boys? It was so fun. We're in the talks right now about it. Fairbanks or Anchorage? People up there are cool as shit. And I think part of it is because they're real bonded. You know, I didn't expect that in Alaska. The shows were cool. comedy heaven up there Did you do Seattle? They got that Parlor Live, too, that place that's connected to a pool hall.

2:03:46 Yeah, they actually just shut down to do some renovations, I think, to clean it up. What time? Jason Tebow. Yeah, too much, right? I'm tired of hearing You're like the opposite That's it. Thank you to Onnit.com for sponsoring us. The new gluten-free Rogan. Onnit.com, use the code name Rogan, save 10% off. So we're just going to try So that's Abby Martin on Monday

2:06:11 and so thank you everybody. We had a great fucking time.