Joe Rogan Experience #381 — Abby Martin Transcript

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0:00 Is it failing? That was an accident. I did not know Abby Martin is an artist, You're welcome. that's true i think a lot of people say that they don't watch it but they're lying And it's a weird one because if people like watching it and people want to do it, like Yeah. Right. Yeah? People that have, you know, money for sex. We're living in a sexually repressed society.

3:08 The entire like entertainment industry just sells sex because they know that it's kind of this mystique for us because we have been so sexually repressed for so long. We draw the line. This lewd act. You can fake fuck. I had a friend who did that, and him and this girl were naked in bed. But the, you know, the idea behind it. But it's not really, it seems like the business has been unfairly ignored as far as the economic

5:53 Well, there's still websites where people make money, and there's so many people out there. Yeah, I don't know. We're saving jobs. wrong with that? I don't think that's a bad So it's not like an actual DVD. This was like in the early 90s. It's like, do you really go to a porn store and just jerk off in a room? I had a friend who used to smoke crack and go to a peep booth.

8:39 Some of them are like videos. Yeah. They're telling you that, right? I think like people just shooting fluids all over the place. like to keep people from taking it to the next level. They're going to do, they're going to want to have sex there. that it's just there's not much difference between being on the set and being in a brothel No, what's that?

11:04 Well, that's a sweet deal if you're a fan. And for the girl, wow, what a crazy chance. It's awful. Oh. What's the story? I went to look once I'm going to do it. Let's see what the recent one Yeah. Jesus Christ. Let's hope it's not. Oh, it's because of her painting. That's true. a breast. Your breasts will grow larger. That's like, he thinks, within our lifetime.

14:55 You know, it's like a version of the flu. There's going to be no... As far as, like, social currency, we all agree that, like, beautiful people have, like, this amazing power. And how much would that fuck up with the social order, though, if everyone looked good? There's no real desperation or fear of not feeding, People that are furries and shit like that,

17:00 There'd probably be a huge counterculture I have one of those. but I think what the ab thing is, because I was like, Calve implants, dude, They cover it up. Yeah, they get crazy. Why are they so big? It's like a day or some shit. People are fucked. It's fucking awful. and not losing your mind along the way but for a lot of folks somewhere in that dance it's just

20:56 the plastic surgery because everyone just looks exactly alike it's fucking creepy well it's it's I was freaking out when my hair was falling out because I was on TV, too. I should have never done anything. Did the hair plugs look bad? service announcement. Like if you're thinking about doing this, just look at my head. Don't getting knocked unconscious, and they take a

22:52 See, why would you... nobody tripped. I would love it if he did that. Totally respect that. I'm going to be a bald loser. Boy, I'm going to fix my hair. Like I've heard of girls that have had, girls? She'd had too many nose jobs already, and she'd ruin her nose. and they just got to deal with that it's all righty it's gonna be okay you know i saw michael

25:35 No way. Yeah, it was crazy. So they just like 20 security tests where you get like roughly frisked? a celebrity? The new one's like a radio one. I mean, like you said, it felt like he was getting raped, like obviously not as extreme. And so there was this investigation done to find out, well, why is there so much fucking like crimes happening, like robbery, sexual abuse and stuff?

27:52 And that's the reality of the situation. in the way the whole thing is run. If you made it so that people were, first of all, what the fuck are they getting for an hour? Yeah, it's basically, they're probably just getting Security. And just, I mean, think about And you can carry anything through. Rapiscan, but I call it Rapiscan. Well, listen, I got a patent.

30:04 and he was tied up with Right. Yeah. That was based on something that was totally, it wasn't fake, but it was like these mentally unstable people who were trying to mix liquid explosives. I just saw that in a little snow globe. Oh my God. Yeah, I saw that, too. And for whatever reason, they chose to search it. There's just like no warning. I think what they're saying is it's not a valet car. She valeted her car. And for whatever reason, they chose to search it.

32:44 After the woman complained, they were like, no, no, no, we have a sign up. And she's like, that sign wasn't here before. It're like, we ain't even doing that. After the woman complained, Oh, did she say that? Yeah. Oh, I might look through your shit. Yeah. You yeah you're like oh you didn't read everything in this entire You're right. I hear you. I know

34:14 I would have to have a lot more faith in our society. it wasn't like a huge multi-billion dollar wasteful agency that was just like. That's where things are always going to get weird. that make their business more profitable You fucking call me. Communism doesn't work. this out it seems like this can all be worked out. Like, we don't have to, like, live, like, one person has to die so that all may live.

36:39 We know that we can live compatibly and harmoniously, like, with the earth, mechanism designed to encourage this way because this is the cell phones, that all of it is kind of connected. Oh, yeah. they poisoned me, and then died of a heart attack. advance humanity and our collective consciousness to a point where we can like figure out a different I think you're totally right. I think we

39:34 And that has to be quelled in some form, whether you should take up a game that you enjoy or get involved in sports or in martial arts are a good example or some form whether it's a corporate thing or whether it's a competition in a game or a team, they start talking about how well apes with sticks to driving a car and to do it all so fast it there had to be a

41:46 Can we agree to chill? by controlling all the oil. Isn't it the cars. It does, but we need to save it. Don't bring up chemtrails, please. and I'm not a New World Order person either. I don't know. Yo. You know, Yeah. Yeah. And I was just about to say, yeah, they gave the Tuskegee experiment. Yeah. I mean, these are the people who are running shit. Yeah, yeah, we've got one there.

45:24 She wonders if her own government is to blame. In the mid-1950s, and again a decade later, That's horrible. real. This is real, and And if you're not sure if something is just a jet engine creating an artificial cloud because it's passing through condensation, or if it's the government spraying you, if And it was talking about how the temperature shifted because of the fact that there was no contrails in the sky.

48:00 in the sky, which is fascinating. I mean, water is cyclical. People are just shitting into the ocean. There's one in every body of fucking water, dude. How it is now. I mean this is the shit that we should be concerned exactly But the thing is it's been kind of hijacked into this conspiracy theory that says it's this vast mind control thing and trying to give everyone brain damage.

50:38 Fluoridated. Like, why are we drinking it, too? It's just this old school collusion between the fertilizer industry and the water industry. It tastes like fucking snow. Yeah, there's a process. And he started getting like his heart was beating too fast. You need it. and he's been doing it or some, What the fuck are you doing? They're like, oh, what do you think, fluoride's bad too?

53:31 And it's also, I'm sure it probably does some weird shit to your skin too. way you said that no dude that's exactly what someone who's telling hippie bullshit says no bro They launched this propaganda campaign. No, I mean, I'm sorry. Chlorine? and how they're trying to privatize water. It's crazy, dude. The ex-CEO, Peter Brabeck, he's still highly influential at the company.

56:10 Yeah. He needs a hug. Well, we're trying to do that. Yeah. I sat there and twos my nose, feeling an idiot. heightens your awareness the fact that we can heal things that does this like what? Yeah you're totally right you should be cultivating this so much what also it really I don't know how much has actually been done placebo style, You're like, oh, it's just a placebo.

58:36 And how much of it is circumstance? You make shitty decisions. It's terrible. It's been debunked. That's what happens when you debunk things, man. Hate. So is this guy super anti-conspiracy? Even if he's wrong. But when, yeah, I agree. But when I look at something like, you know, 9-11, Yeah. I got to tap out. sane and logical and cryptic. conspiracy. Then

1:02:31 Why is conspiracy a bad? I wish they were nice. What, like the Northwoods document? These motherfuckers got gold. it comes to uh journalism because you're you you're a journalist you're Well, he was very aggressive, too. Like, you need to fucking watch your back. I have to go off the radar, the FBI's private firms that can fucking look at a movie scene

1:05:37 the door is locked the celery is going Well, that's what I read afterwards. I didn't know why he. Well, basically. The drone comes and fucking goes. Oh, how oh how scary is that yeah it's fucking terrifying i wrote and without actually increasing the amount Solar powered, programmed by the state, reading minds and writing tickets for bad thoughts. just hanging in there with robots running around.

1:08:14 this evidence over the course of your digital life and use it against you and that's another About how they're using it. what's really crazy is that he said that this is what's get, it was really weird is that Well, it doesn't just seem like a lot of work. if someone's giving a friend a bottle of Xanax because their prescription ran out? trying to stop it.

1:10:57 Obviously. all these like thwarted terrorist attacks in the last decade are all bomb, okay, and And spend hundreds of thousands of taxpayer dollars, like, coercing some mentally unstable all these muslims who were like they actually actually called the FBI and reported him because he was trying to radicalize them so much. Problem, reaction, solution.

1:13:02 He was like 4.0. Yeah. like where they were rather uh uh, when she asked him But in this situation, it's very strange, because if the roles had been reversed, and she's he's so different he's so mature he's so that would be so rude if you found that some 25 year old pimp cat is banging 17 year olds and arresting them for getting them weed did you him and lured him in,

1:15:30 I don't want to say anymore. mildly gambled $20, $100 bets with his friends. which in Virginia, that's like running a gambling operation. Do whatever the fuck you want. But they shaped this person, and then. Not even that I think that's a criminal to spend $2,000 on a bet. Do whatever the fuck you want. to make a lot of money to do this real quick. Meanwhile, there was no drug deal to be made.

1:17:25 Yeah, you have to. If you want to be a part of that world, You know, they think he was a major league I don't understand how these people can live with themselves. It's the same thing as a corporation that can pollute a river and kill a bunch of fishermen because it's easier to do that than it is to and think about the idea of engineering consciousness through pills, I mean, that's

1:19:31 IQ boost. It's pretty insane. It happens a lot more than we like to think. you see these plumes of light light coming down and it basically just For like how long? Don't we have high-grade weaponry enough that we don't need to be using DU? oh, sweet. Like just no regular bullets, but... It's a hundred. I don't fucking know. Depleted uranium. I bet it looks like. I bet it, uh, do you have two peas? Depleted uranium.

1:22:41 That's what depleted uranium looks like. before, so I'm hoping that they'll What? Ugh. There's a scene in it from Nagasaki. strange But we needed to use it to end the war. I think nuclear technology so we're like where the fuck are we going to put this? You're making steam? with this as an uneducated person, We have various fail-safes and backup generators,

1:26:18 You know where that is? it seems like um isn't there like a bunch of spots in nevada where they've just like Sweet listen you guys can have prostitution right and gambling yeah that yeah, oh you mean what they've done to Indian reservations and we'll just fucking but I guess a lot of Native Americans Can't have a Y. I've read a bunch of different versions of why they were called Indians,

1:28:36 It's not a band? That you can't be a man who is well-endowed, who enjoys some chick music? Lesbians. That's horrifying. Louis Theroux. And they don't know that he's actually mocking them because he's like British and light fires and show up. because he goes back to the Westboro Baptist Church Church and then they made a sign with him. stupid whenever anything happens now and it becomes like an oddity like a little side show

1:31:37 But it's just a part of that fucking struggle. They're both dead. That's one of the horns from the mountain goat. And that's the mountain lion. Boom. Yeah. All right, this is good. It the ground. Look at this goat. Oh, shit. Boom. Twitter props, yo. crazy way. Yeah, it's fascinating. It's just a fascinating, fascinating thing to see that this is how life exists.

1:33:56 where we can see all of the shit, How are they even existing up there? I remember the guy filming it said he waited like weeks, like six weeks to finally catch Oh, so they filmed that. But on the other point, like, you've got to realize, like, if you don't keep their numbers to a manageable level, like, the last thing you want is mountain lions like squirrels.

1:35:46 need to figure out how many we need to keep and there's only one way to do that you got to kill and the owner was just watching it happen. Right. You know, if a dog really wanted to do that, we were pretty sure they're not going to, sort of really some will they won't like to shoot them or if they just want authentic yeah it'd be like before I jump in.

1:38:10 Mona Lisa, a tiny Mona Lisa 30 microns in width, which is one-third of the width of a human hair. If you just look for scientists paint Mona Lisa on surface, a minute does that make sense no what does that mean what happens there if you freeze light and Like an image? Yeah. That technology's been around for a while. you could probably do it So some CIA dudes

1:40:22 about this guy envelope and he has access to the information incredible yeah no that's a really good point Boom. No, that's Sherlock. What was his name? The briefcase with all the shit in it, yeah. Q standing for quartermaster. Yeah, look. Wait a minute. Is that ridiculous? Relax, dude. That's so true. These scientists. wasting. Yeah you're right. That's almost like it there has to be assholes in order for people to push society further in order for us to

1:44:47 That doesn't make sense. Because I thought there was no way to destroy plastic. That's kind of a misnomer. So it's not really an island. I think twice the size of Texas. No. We can't even send that stuff, though, at this point. It's so many microparticles of plastic, They all got trapped in this rainforest. We were okay with nuclear power of space.

1:47:30 just end up in the sea world of And everyone was like, what the fuck? last time we went and scooped up some chimps and shit went wrong you know what was the last time we went on a monkey search expedition just start scooping them up with nets and and it went terribly just sucking it all up and just spraying our shit back at us. from their body or waste from the food

1:49:06 You're right. People are crazy. Yeah. to fade away. I like solo male masturbation, Backyard Black. The best is porn on Vine. That's the best. Do they do porn on Vine? Are you allowed to, please, Abby. Please keep talking. The best is porn on Vine. Oh, she's already been ruined. they get right to it. check out Siri Triple A getting all the best it Google searches all like the terrible shit,

1:51:19 they Google search. Just talk like a terrorist all the time. That's really funny. Well, you know what happened? Hey, what's up? somebody pulled the curtain back and we saw the wizard. I didn't even graduate from high school. So what's up? Right. Oh, shit and I love for the media is all like oh well come back here and face the And naked solitary confinement when it was cold.

1:54:35 It's like if we really were this really kind and noble country that we want to think that we were, Your intentions are to enforce your law with an iron fist. I guess I meant more like on the bigger scale, Donald Rumsfeld. Dude, Larry King now works for RT. Why does he work for RT? You know? I think he, well, he hosted the third-party debates at RT,

1:56:47 So he just asks. Well, you kind of, yeah. to prove yourself matt laauer is not fucking around the loss of everyone for Michael Hastings Look, here's my ass. It doesn't mean anything. doing a bad job? I mean, I don't know. And he said, Bradley Manning legislation that was used for foreign spies and using it just like willy-nilly. He's like, oh, Especially at wartime, you're never supposed to do anything that weakens your government.

1:59:57 You can't say that, man. He actually did aid the enemy And then I think that's when that interviewed the soldiers This is what's wonderful about it. Well, it's important because we need heroin. Yes, Fox News live from Afghanistan. Really a wonderful group of Marines here. Well, frankly, this is part of their culture. they can do that, and we're going to help them do it.

2:02:44 There's Geraldo, manscaping, wearing towels. 2003, 10 years ago, Fox News Channel correspondent Geraldo Rivera is being expelled from Iraq I'm sure you didn't mean to do it. Is it Bradley Manning willingly did it? Here's where it really fucked up. It's too old for John Mayer. I don't want to see your fuck bones. He's crazy. Oh, he does his painting while he's in the bathtub.

2:04:59 Which Bush? But hanging around a bunch of dudes with machine guns, This guy's obviously willing to get arrested. did you find the one in the bathtub, though? Because these ones were actually hacked. Yeah. There he is. Yeah. That's as much as you can zoom. Really weird. It's like But I see people sing that don't have any lessons at all, and they just have a voice that just can carry a note.

2:08:05 So if we are stifled and we don't It really helps us to figure things out We have this need to make progress and make things happen and figure things out. I think the people that I know that have the least amount of that That sort of like constant buzz of anxiety could easily be attributed to not blowing Kelly Starr, one of the guys that I've had on my podcast, he's a strength and conditioning

2:10:44 Yeah, I heard that. Maybe that's why they act like the way they are. Did you ever see that Vice special Sure, go for it. Well, he's a big basketball fan. How dare you? Wow. That's what it says here. And it has a lot to do with the Korean War, which is something we know very little about and why there's a demilitarized zone and why really has a lot to do with U.S. policy kind of forcing them into this fortress like mentality that they feel like they have to act like they're going to use nuclear bombs.

2:13:29 What do you think? We're driving such instability in the Middle East. If you look back at US policy, we look at the Middle East as like that's that's created a lot of this instability. And like, look at Iraq. It's a fucking civil war. And Syria's doing the same thing. But I think there's a lot of pressure from a lot of people to get in there. I have heard about it.

2:15:51 And, like, they just slaughtered the town. really intelligent and well-respected people as far as the intellectuals of the day. I mean, Iran. We should be protecting these sites, but I guess we're a little bit too short-sighted to give a shit. not being able to be scaled down They always want advances. that exists throughout the human race. When people get into

2:19:25 of Abby Martin's head. I can understand, you can The point being is that zero to 60 quicker and your phone is going to be lighter version of them? I don't know how much are i don't know if it's a simple matter of you have to get things approved or this is just what ruben who took us and showed us how to use this motion capture shit and one of the things that

2:21:41 Princess Leia outfit. one of the first steps, and this is completely They're going to be able to put a hard drive in your mind somewhere in your system that can record your memories more accurately than your own memory can. But I think that we're eventually going to be able to get a version of your memory that's going to be an artificial recording that's in like an HD that's absolutely perfect.

2:23:17 Yeah. They they figured out how to register or to access her memories. Somehow or another, they're accessing memory. Yeah, check it out. Somebody showed it to me. Yes. Really? We found one online that was $39. And people were fishing in this polluted river. and I'm not, and let me preempt this by saying But we're just going to neglect all the cities here.

2:26:32 Bullshit, man. It's a good move. Oh, yeah, yeah. So what do these little lamps do? Oh, crazy. Abbymartin.org. political art as well. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. Did you go to like here. But yeah, I do a lot of abstract art and political art as well. or whatever. and it just keeps me sane. paint pen. Thank you. You missed a lot of shit, dude. I like finding that shit, too.

2:29:14 of the entire first season of Breaking the Set, which is the show I have on RT America. I can't wait for this f***ing s*** to be over. are. In a Constitutional Republic democracy, this is not informed consent by those who are governed. See, we ought to be critical response. Walmart's also been described as an economic death star, destroying everything

2:31:28 You're all angry and shit. But I should say that you're very pleasant, you know, by saying you're angry. And if it's not for people like you that come up and go, I mean, How old are you? 29 or something like that? that other people should have taken care of. You were the ones who were in charge of this. Or you're like, fear-mongering and stuff. Six corporations that about 120 people

2:34:06 It's not about providing information. when it comes to this country. to a guy that exposed That ass. Got to get that when the media is acting like, oh, it's a thumb in Yeah, but we didn't want to. I know Yeah Yeah it's like The government's trying to, how much of the government? Very general sense. But when we think of, like, the responsibility for the actual action itself, and then we say we in a general sense. Sure. In a very general sense. Very general sense.

2:36:46 It's one of the weirdest times ever to be witnessing sort of society boiling. We get like an AP Newsler when everything horrible happens? There's no question about that. today. Think about all the shit that's going on in the world today. I mean, there's giant chunks, I'm fighting for my life. but in lineup during appeal oh wow, I've called him taking roads too.

2:39:19 They've just built bridges all over. And Shane Smith is just like, look, these people who are arguing about, is global warming man-made? We did a lot of shit. Yeah. Shit's fucked up and bullshit.'t need to have the argument about fucking Who did it? We did a lot of shit. They were talking about Miami and within the I think the problem with the whole argument is people like Al Gore who are actually profiting off the solutions.

2:40:32 and then when you see Is it the meat industry I think it's a large tape those bitches down, and capture all that methane. to dome them cows in and suck them farts? Turn them into resources? Abby Martin. I just like don't. I think that it can go either way. to talk about certain things? And then getting into media. Yeah. Well, what's crazy is that there was millions of people in the street saying the same thing, but we were ignored.

2:43:50 is this all about it's like well there's fucking inclusive that it would be like homeless I need a cigarette! But then again, I think that there needs to be... state dude i was like why are you guys expelling so many resources to shut down a little camp of It's the old generation If you're dressed like a troop, you're going to act like a fucking soldier.

2:46:05 on your knee and you look down, your knee's swollen, that's sort of like white blood cells I think it needs to get worse before it gets better, Did you ever think that you'd say It's crazy on YouTube before you bolt? it's your responsibility one of these dudes in too at the same time? eight eight stands for august freaks that's right you're slowly dying also brought to you by on it

2:48:43 because it makes me consider whether or not you're correct