Joe Rogan Experience #387 — Everlast Transcript

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0:00 Everlast is here ladies and gentlemen. Hmm. I just haven't smoked up that part of the brain yet, dog. I'm living in the 90s, brother. Fuck, we're going to have plenty of music in this podcast. king happened and i saw like how strong the hate for police is in the the the the the anger that so he doesn't feel it. it seems like they're having a good time

2:24 people are broken out of handcuffs. Yeah. If that's the case, people the grand thing about, you know, yeah, Angel Dust, that's the one thing they say. Like, you know, people are broken out of handcuffs. it wasn't. Ryan Sinekid. oh he knows that dude all right dude i was, I was a huge Ice-T fan. Yeah, well, you know what, man? That's a good song. Unless it was just a fucking coincidence that he had a song called Live and Let Die,

4:37 I mean, as a songwriter, how could you not be? Or like more government-related, He was commissioned specifically for this movie just with that song on it. he'd seen everything there is to say he saw the full mandala saw that happen as he fell into the like that is just there's that's a perfect lyric well the rain exploded He was so, that band was so instrumental in opening people's minds to the ideas of altered states of consciousness.

7:57 a fan morphing with them yeah you had to be pretty open-minded. Yeah, you know. But luckily, the music was just really good, so it helped a lot. But I think to be that good, you have to get crazy. Like, the mind does not work that way. Indian dudes with white beards, like strum it on it a little bit But when it's just used It's good for club music, if you're just making drum machine club music.

10:10 The first time I ever saw That's early for a rapper. I'm like, how often do they do that? Plus, you never know when you play clubs, there's things to see and watch and wonder about, So most of them only know the song up until the ringtone cuts off. you can get away with playing a few verses of otherwise it's just like kind of like one hook What do you like better?

13:17 there's things going on that I'll be like, oh, I saw what you did right there. Hip hop, the energy is kind of a steady, heavily angry. as long as my bitches love me. my next effort. that aggression of rap music is like, I i mean it's like no there's never been an And I was like, just, I don't have time for this. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. I can't play like all those guitar gods back in the day.

16:20 know i mean right like you know i mean black flag which is produced henry rollins and anything so instead they just like you know it's just like anger like what you said misplaced anger Yeah, man. Black people invented that. That song, Bring Me Down, You Can't Bring Me Down, Oh, really? Fucking no. that was that i put it this way i ain't seen nothing new punk rock right everything that

19:49 They stood for it. whatever the idea of God is better than you can. We're all supposedly in this together. And as soon Like you can't you get it people gotta just be nice to each other they would just go wherever the money is. Jump through some hoops. Go ahead. Die trying. I'm trying to figure. If you were going Joey Diaz style Would probably last me a couple months.

22:59 I probably smoked 10 pounds in 160 weeks. There's no exaggeration in that. There was no hyperbole. Do you see the changes that are happening right now with weed? What is that? All those joints, it looks like a doorknob. I'd be like, that's too much. They have to deal with some shit because of the Very creative. Isn't it still one of the higher Or I'm going to Hawaii.

26:07 You don't go somewhere cold. I think you'd deal with the rain because it's such a dope city. I don't know, That song, Rape Me? Grunge Yeah I was over at this dude's house that I used to buy stolen radios from. He goes it's called fucking Nirvana and he starts playing it and he goes all those hair bands where you've never seen it before. Yeah. Alice in Chains, they were kind of like that.

29:11 Jesus Christ. I don't think Lane wrote those he just sang it yeah I It was good, too. He did an Alice in Chains show early. We were coming back from the hotel, me and DJ Lethal, and they were like, yo, what's up? And both the dudes are sitting there just completely knotted out cold. Right. of like 15 minutes live shows I've you know those guys I have no personal experience with them.

32:16 the whole party was a surprise so i don't think he knew that stone temple pilots was hired to play that guy went off. Yeah, he doesn't check out didn't check out at all or whether it's that Rape Me song. it is it's what he hits that note you know yeah he got kicked out do you know that who did scott About 100 people. I can't tell, but I asked. 100 roses i can't tell you man it's confidential shit

34:52 but doesn't that fall off of that thing and Peter Criss. Paul's kept in line. Because when I was a kid, my uncle actually worked for Howard Marks Advertising. I was still like yikes Throwing it to Chris. where that's what he's doing? I like i'm sure like playing guitar hero or something That guy is one of the funniest guys That's what we used to call him His nickname is shimmy we'd call it going full shimmy

38:39 the podcast for sure he wouldn't do it sag it was you know he's like one of the dirtiest comics ever though all i know is i never got successful enough for anybody to bother to tell me to stop Plus, how could a dick joke fuck up a show where somebody's going to eat, like, goat dick? So I still have to apologize if you Hugh Grant though just a completely different world. You still have to apologize

40:31 a guy like Hugh Grant Hugh Grant was selling Non-aggressive. There's that English dude on CNN with the glasses who's still on. Noose around cock, see what comes up Got out the streets. Central Park. Oh, shit. Yeah. they don't realize what it is yes it's always sparrows cute little things too it sucks i know Remember he said he had a bird feeder and he had all these birds hitting his window?

43:29 Well, it says the New York Post included the kinky elements in an article on Saturday. Don't say that there's like some kinky details. Okay. I mean, you think normally... That's so funny. Isn't that like the whole thing about New York City, and dragging them into bushes and shit. What about alleyways? That's not what I'm saying. They're gonna look at you and go,

46:21 Like, wait, man, I ain't trying to get raped out here. But all you need is just remove those buildings, Well, nobody wants to believe that, that our civilization is just a thin veneer covering ancient barbaric genetics. My grandma, and she's Mexican. or a big rock hits the ocean or one of those It's going to take me a while to run out of bullets You should go on that meat eater show.

48:47 I've seen it on film. We went on the Missouri River. And dude's in serious shape because he does his shit all the time You have to. For their health, for the health of the species. which is what humans claim to be. They reintroduced predators to Yellowstone and now they have real issues because of the decimation of the elk population and the deer population.

51:16 So that was one solution. But, like, that's what happens when you don't hunt deer. Yeah, yeah, you got to cull them. That really is the question. We, without a doubt, need to manage But it smelled like shit. And scarcity. Theocation of resources. That is the question. And scarcity. on the outside of them and they make plastic pipes inside the old decrepit and it's and and

54:07 What's the problem? OMG The government wants pictures of me beating off That's just a fact. what the fuck you know Yeah, everybody wants to hear that right now for beating off in the forest around your dick and meth and you have He got, he did, you know. That was my only problem. the way they think, Just get together. But that's all right for them.

57:40 It's a different experience. Are we Puritans here? Are we going back to the old days? What if he just kept it? That's a different job. He's a gay guy, though. Like, get the fuck out of my house, man. But he doesn't care. I mean, my friend's very open-minded, and the guy's not creepy in any way rings and he's a black guy and he's really flamboyant but he doesn't care i

59:18 club and then taking care of little kids all day for him it seems to work i mean i haven't Yeah. we're in Hollywood, though. Yeah, it's not a good spot. you can't be homophobic because you have a gay joke or a joke about how you reacted to watching Brokeback Mountain. Oh, my God. It was a great film, but it was tough to watch him make out with dudes and get all heavy and petty.

1:01:13 And then hear birds chirping and see the sun come up. It always used to trip me out because I used to like that show. It was Six Feet Under back the time. Crazy. It always used to in there, But if two dudes It's so true. They're just making out and then fade to something. They're making the if we're going to do to balance it out It's like they're just trying to balance it back out again.

1:03:04 You don't need a kid. No more babies, y'all. So do you remember driving on the roads back then at all? It changed in like late 80s. Yeah, and the valley was just orange groves. Well, you know why they took away all the orange groves, right? It'll be a whole new, it'll open up a whole can of worms. Oh, no, no, no, no. Don't worry about that. No. until what?

1:05:42 San Francisco to San Diego will just basically be. Like, I have heard that as well from people way fucking smarter than me on the subject. And then literally you run into a situation where you could have like too few people. Like, nobody thought that through. You have to pay to have another child. It's like crazy. I just pulled it up. And then there's ones that I'm like, ooh, that's very intriguing.

1:08:24 Wow. So she's like 60 or something. She's pregnant at 26. They wanted to keep the baby alive. goes to the hospital and they How do you not know that's in your fucking guts? Yeah, it's huge. So it tried to stay alive inside of her body. It looks gross. Do you know why they're only limited edition? have this many people Two sizes now There's another spot

1:12:02 So here Is that that place where there's always a line in front of it? It's good. I would say I ate at dicks so I wouldn't confuse the fuck out of people. Or you do. don marrera has the best line about that. He gives zero fucks. If you really give a fuck that someone's gay. with these gay Billy Like, they're, like. What was it? I'm so stupid. Yeah.

1:16:28 Someone's screaming right now. Jesus camp. Yeah, and they did it like, they just showed you what was going on. little kids and the founder of the whole thing was that guy yes he was a big part of it yeah You guys, you're making like soldiers for Christ. Yeah, check it out. The director's name is, it's two people, Heidi Ewing and Rachel Grady. Well, it's, you know, when you realize how easy it is to shape a child's mind, it becomes really scary.

1:19:22 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And then you get to polls where they're... I have a feeling that as Internet access gets to more and more places and more people get educated, However, show it somehow in your head. Yeah. It was amazing. He makes great keyboards, too. He's just a constantly thinking, super genius type character. in many technological innovations

1:21:59 All from a fear of death too. flesh and bone blood you're not going to be. You're going to be a combination of tissue and artificial creations, whether it's artificial It's fucking wild, man. And improving the body. you're never going to be able how much cortisone were you getting. It's tough to believe. I mean, I guess if you could actually recreate that and have anything as enjoyable as a person. It's tough to believe. It's tough to believe. I mean, I guess

1:24:00 memories. Algorithms all there already. and he comes out all steamy and shit Maybe he'll be like fucking Dr. Manhattan. Did you meet him? something like very Jewish. That's what I think That's hilarious. I'm not saying anything bad about him, he's got to come back here i mean it's on facebook we got pictures of it wow but he comes in we're That's the dude who had all the cool shit in that show.

1:26:24 You want to have a drink? It doesn't seem like it is. You want beer? Yeah, it seems like. that personally. You should put him one of the contestants? So they had actually warned me about him before he did the show. Screaming at each other. feel what it's like to get ragdolled and he's not gonna like that and second and maybe that'll calm When a guy that can clamp down on the back of your head and you can't get those arms off,

1:28:47 K-1 was like, boom, boom. there's dudes who develop but he's had some brutal knockouts. in a row. And the Bigfoot one He's been in the game a long time. Show the full-speed version. I think your brain needs a long time off after you get fucked up like that. He didn't want to back up. Here's the combo. Yeah. He was incredible. And how many of those punches was he out He might have hit him 10 times in three seconds. Yeah.

1:31:54 With those punches. But I would imagine that's an injury. And just because you don't feel your brain, just bam so that could be a part I mean like you get you're not supposed to be a professional athlete when you're fucking level so low. And so what's was a specialist and he worked with James Toney. we allow you to keep getting in there, even though your body's like,

1:34:49 I mean, how do we really closely regulate it? You'd obviously have to test them on a daily basis to really get an accurate read of what their levels are. it's hard you know i think hey like freedom of being a human and if you need it in your life Because there's already been one of those. like your body's producing that much testosterone, you're that aggressive.

1:37:05 How old's Vitor? a couple of guys do it. and then they have to do Right. I'm like, ah. They're beautiful. I'm actually due for one right now. And when they do that, they're apparently super strong. Well, some people have fucking gotten their teeth hacked down to put caps on them to make them more pretty. I know a lot of people in this town, though. I know so many

1:39:08 Yeah, I don't know. The inevitability of biological engineering. No, just one dude has some artificial blood cells injected into a system I mean, that's the argument. Yeah, you're going to be able to fucking hold your breath underwater You could just walk on the ground the whole way. your skin it looks like skin but it's it's fucking bulletproof like literally

1:41:35 It's so true like eight screws in his jaw and two dudes in a row have broken their hand on his jaw And it's harder to get knocked out. is a big part of what, like, When, meanwhile, they're gonna have to seek some sort of other release for this. Call the herd Had your shit together totally Or that it can get here from alpha centauri in a metal ship who knows how what they're going to

1:44:54 pulling out all the fish and How are we going to kill some of them? So until that time, that's what it would fuck up the dinosaurs you guys do is change the Survival of the fittest. already put into a container. Put a bunch of walkie talkies and stuff of the like in there. Yeah. Look at Hurricane Sandy. right near the new york border and he had to drive you know fucking hours they said that food was

1:48:08 He goes, fuck that, dude. shit that happened in the dark dark past of the fucking earth when we know mountains were formed our life is not set up organically right now our life is set up to revolve around the the grid you got a real problem I got, I'm ready for like that. disaster and it's like who the fuck wants to be here anyways take me out when that motherfucker

1:50:32 Right? They were cannibalizing the fuck out of people you're like, oh, yeah, we got some food here. Spiritual beliefs about eating humans and how powers it bestows upon the eaters. And they did it when a relative died. I definitely want it to be a stranger. You can have my grandmother eat. Religion. I've ever been to. I was like where is he? something yeah i don't know what the fuck not right about it i don't know what that transition

1:53:30 that was just familiar, And it was just saying, But it was definitely the only conscious thing I can remember I just remember feeling like a very comfortable, A lot of people have said that To think that something I wonder if what it is is just we we think that this life is all there is because this is what we're experiencing I was going to die. do the things and it wouldn't have mattered if I lived 40 more years that's that would have been

1:55:55 I think the thing is so big that your idea of time is such a joke. You can move time. It's a perception. It's also you could... So where is it? But, you know, the time is still... I think it's related. your contribution. and like, God, Doesn't it seem to take very much longer? It's always like one big fun experience. 5 45 right now man damn we give zero fucks and you know everlast it's always a pleasure when

1:58:51 But I'm here. listen, So that's awesome. every one of y'all to buy two of them. Facebookers. No. Not today. I've been obsessed with that song for the last it. Can you do an American band? No. Oh, you will. Instead of it all they despise a fool Now they expect and sex and TV is something to be There's room at the top, they are telling you still That was fucking badass.

2:04:51 Dude, that's my favorite version of that song now. I don't know, but this dude showed me that. I always found him funny, Ten of them that are that good that are that are out there that point shit out like that Yeah, and they're honest about how they feel about shit like his his take on John Leno like you fucking crazy cunt You got to see Joey Diaz's bit on it.

2:06:11 Oh, it's beautiful. It's brilliant, and it's He was a bad motherfucker, dude. Oh, God. Because, you know, for the longest time, I've played this before. I apologize to people who have heard this podcast, and they listen to every one. This shit was only 60 years ago, dude. Are you going to play along, Brian? Well, it's because they added it in. And you came across this.

2:08:55 when he was talking about Liberace slinging dick, So then I watched the movie and I was like, oh shit, this is a good movie, man. Just a madman. I started researching all this shit about Liberace. Like a really obvious, why do you care about gay guys? Who does that? wrapped around his body. Like we're going It was like the hot You know what I mean?

2:11:39 Dude, I go to work is a fucking badass jam to this day. Like Nas has never Yeah even a little younger than that but i was pretty pretty young back then, too, so I guess it makes sense. When I was, like, 20-something, he was probably... Pop music's that way. as his own full partner. but when we had made when i used to do major label deals i didn't have to give them anything

2:13:49 for every advantage there is to have that million dollar billion dollar machine behind you with the They played. right so if you're trying to do like star search. If you want to be rich and famous, you're not going out and grinding it out in dirty clubs for 10 years. They're not hot anymore labels used to do stop Then, you know, I sell a few more records and...

2:15:55 It was good you stepped away that quick. I kept thinking it was Judy Garland, too. or American Indians or any of the people before them. I mean, that shit is like pioneer days, you know? If it was medicine, it had cocaine in it. Have they talked about it? and fucking like, Document, That's how the CIA got involved. Supply and demand. Live at the Barbecue

2:17:58 You know Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's called Rewind. No, I don't know it. and how many get sold digitally? Yeah, my buddy Tristan Eaton did all the artwork. I mean, you use the same font. I mean, everyone... But it's a tribute. It's a tribute, yeah. It's a tribute. Yeah, no one's going to get confused. I mean, you use the same font. But we don't really have the drum situation worked out here.

2:19:33 I wouldn't want you telling me what jokes to do. little raven right and then the banger because like all the famous djs sounded all like dutch Grand Master. And so why did you just say, all right, guess that's what I'm called now? Yeah. Like Pei Zhao is Bigfoot. That's funny. Don't let them. But I just played the role For real Words already been spoken

2:24:09 Do you want me love, girl And I gave her all that she could take in reality Do you want me to love, girl? And you're putting this out, and then you're going to work on a studio album right after? I've been. Yeah, it must be nice to have things pared down, too. least two three-dimensional show right yeah i mean they're carrying their own lighting rigs and their

2:27:50 It's not like playing the drums. It's only Kevin. I would make even, like, a shitty joke good, you know what I mean? Yeah. That's cheating kind That's fucking great I wish I thought of it I would make even like Cause his dick was too long That must be destruction He might have. Yeah, but I think he was probably the first comedian to do those kind of places consistently.

2:29:46 All they wanted to see was the old sketches so they could like sing along or say along to them like, you know. It's hilarious. Really? I think nerdy. I think it was a nerdy thing to be into when we were young. Oh, fucking. Bring us a shrubbery. What was the one where they hacked the guy's arm off? I blow my nose in your general direction. Well, I stick to old shit.

2:32:12 Is that right? He's on a horse. All the people that have ever seen the Outlaw Josie Wales, Charles Bronson's The Mechanic. I vaguely remember that. this was just the way Charles Bonds mentality he was just doing chin-ups and sit-ups and shit. He's an old dude. Third refill cost a nickel. It's like the original Every Which Way But Loose. Because that's how they used to fight when they were bare knuckle Well that was that Queens of Marks

2:35:14 You ever get scared when you do it worse? No one knew a no-mole tie back then. They're a knockout. And they'll have a hand-to-hand battle, and all of a sudden it's like transitions of jiu-jitsu No, they were throwing heel hooks. But it's just so rare that anybody got, like, super good at it That's it. They didn't have enough time. Head and arm choke.

2:37:43 Like, I wonder, like, I used to watch Deadwood. but it used to bum me out when they swore so much. No, for sure. It was a feat of genius. I was like, get the fuck out of here. He's hilarious. You want to end with one more song? So thank you to our sponsors, Onnit.com, LegalZoom. Go ahead and finish your thing, sorry. And then this weekend, and shit like that.

2:40:03 Beautiful. Yeah, I hit it 10.30. All right. You got the feeling, jumble, touch the ceiling Donut shop. Everybody jump around If your girl step up, I'll still smack that hoe Step to me you take your last breath Everybody jump around I might switch it up, up around Everybody jump around, everybody jump around