Joe Rogan Experience #390002 — Joey Diaz, Eddie Bravo Transcript

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0:00 out there have the answer a real solid answer for the chael sunnins for isn't that weird that bj bit you know what i mean but he i'm sure he felt like no one's going to put me on my fucking back. When they talk about your guard, say that it's just, oh man, he's got an okay guard, You have to have a super dangerous guard. sometimes you throw up a to add to that already game you know to those nogara triangles you could mix it all up there's

2:38 I ran into James Toney at the gas station. He didn't work. You got four months. skinny as shit. Because the hardest thing about I'm in Hollywood with Liddell. When was the FBI? Have you ever seen that guy who trained but what does the guy know for real? You're going to do your best He's from the Federal Bureau of Instigation, man. They were putting on a show

5:10 anything about grappling. he's a Brazilian He said he's been training jiu-jitsu 12 years destroyer on the local Zero. He told people he was a black belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu. It was 2000. He always had reports. He was doing his version of gonzo journalism for MMA. to make a long story short homeboy winds up killing some dude strangling him to death the

7:56 Yeah. He did the job. To his gym. They called to me. on with that dude and so gerald was like being tapped and he was like talking all these different holland right yeah that's the one i talked about with the boss. Yeah, it was him and boss. Dude. In the trial. You know, Ari took How does that work? Is it bad for you? That's like super. If you could really make sure you didn't do too much of it and didn't fuck up your whole system.

10:42 Hard. Well, caffeine is speed and that's the fuel of the capitalist society. pulls up and you get a chance to take fucking Look, everybody doesn't have to be a slave like people will like go go somewhere and fucking pay a bill It's 4.20 on the dot. Because 420, I got shit to do and people to see. We're doing this as often as we can. You know what I'm saying?

13:11 experience. I personally have fucked one. I've never That's how I roll. No. Have you seen the size of their fucking throats? This guy's got a big dick. She's a human Fleshlight. And it really is better than being off. $60 well invested. Take notes. A 10th Planet Kush 19 is up right now. I love you, bitches. I love you.