Joe Rogan Experience #4030002 — Justin Collett Transcript

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0:00 Is that it? And here's something for you, man. How do you say it? Which a screenwriter and a writer is a guy who comes up with the idea of the fucking movie. The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean. Hmm. Conan this is This movie's terrible. It's the shit. That's because of Jason Ellis. Where were we at? I don't think I did. Is that the trailer? I watched the last on Netflix.

3:23 Awesomely terrible. But I don't care. except she was your... I bet she looks like a rubber But I was going to say, at that point in time, that was like the Steven Seagal era. 89 maybe? I'll let you know. That was his first movie. Great singer, though. I don't even want to know what she looks like now. Sam Elliott was incorrect. Oh, well. I have a real problem with trailers now.

6:29 They just started filming it recently on Oahu, according to Twitter. the departed was really good but avatar does it for me really i didn't know it was stupid in a story sure and uh i i see your argument but I also see the argument of making it. By himself. Like that's his quote. I'm a fucking contrarian. And for him it was like He'd be like, that guy's a douchebag.

10:46 If you're in charge of making something and putting product out the door, somewhere along You know, if any, like I said, I feel like, and this is a problem that I run into with most left-leaning or whatever you want to call it, is I'm perfectly willing to let anybody do whatever the fuck they want. You can't do that. Well, I think it's based on empirical evidence.

12:45 He's giving me the creepy eyes. You know, that doesn't have a big media presence. shape reality. I mean, you're outspoken on certain shit. That was important for dialogue. But here's what tilts me is when people want to start fucking with your income. Because they can't argue what you were saying. and that you are wrong. So because of that, they're willing to do almost anything to express

15:40 wants to be a woman or if someone wants to be a man or however you want to live your life doesn't That's on you. Well, people don't have to agree with anything. ways of looking at the world and you might not agree with my way of looking at the world. It than it does harm? Maybe not even that. Basically, it's But at the end of the day, you know what?

18:24 I don't give a shit. I saw that. It was never designed to be two parties. They're the nicest people in the world. If you choose to interact with the people that are all socialist-y wife and your two kids I don't know if anyone was aggressive. bike or gotten too close to a bike. Five? don't know who got beat up new video the new video shows a guy got beat up apparently i don't know

21:57 It's pathetic. And from what I've seen, one of the best forum posts I've seen yet that described it was, I seriously doubt that that guy in the SUV woke up that morning, put his wife and kid in the truck, and said, let's go fuck with some bikers. Fast performance is an indicator. How the fuck do you do 20, 30 motorcycles, 40 motorcycles chasing a guy through Manhattan?

23:13 I don't give a fuck. Yeah, it could be. It's also gross if they were bullying him. you're a fucking moron Even if you were right to be mad. So what's he do? Well, it's a scary fucking scenario, man. Sure. ran out the dude who got off the bike with the, either that or he's one of them. Or he's one of the cops. But what just happened right there? Right.

27:09 If you're a woman, if you're a female, say you're 120 pounds. and then a fighter of the same stature who is documented as being a fighter tries to beat this guy up and he pulls a weapon and kills him, So that means if three or four people come at you, even if they don't have guns and you do have a gun, you don't have to take an ass whooping. And that's the thing.

28:38 Unfortunately, it's not available for free. day and age is because in this day and age, kids, men, women, everyone is taught. If you're, is like if you give up if you don't, you forfeit all your rights to life. They're still helpless. all the strength in the world. issue. Um, like with me when i was uh 14 years old and i Have you ever been in a violent confrontation?

32:22 Most likely not. Fuck yes. this utopian view of the world where no one's violent. were at the UFC. Well, when you get egos, I mean, your ego is... Colonel Jeff Cooper Oh yeah, I agree the difference is there's a force vector there. But when you start talking about fighting with weapons, from steel up into bullets, those are force vectors. Yeah. But when you start talking about fighting with weapons, the only way you can survive is to not be there.

37:02 out the baddest motherfucker ever. You get a few guys like John Jones that come in with exceptional goes through. It softens the ego. all sorts of confused about your abilities. Okay? UFC, blah, blah, blah, this or that, some piece of shit. And that's the difference between when you're talking about sport, you know, done like six years in the Marines. He went to be an auto

39:15 most normal human being people you know don't think like that but here's but here if you look Not panicking. Yeah. Well, no, I mean, like, every gangster, like, criminal motherfucker who's got 40 bodies on him, you know, I mean, if you've watched, what's the movie down in Miami? Yeah, 2012. That crazy bitch. Her guy. Yeah. Really? Really? Richard Klinsky.

41:34 Okay, this is one of the guys saying. Well, he's probably a fucking crazy guy. But they put on YouTube, the FBI did, the fucking interviews with him sitting in the thing. Someone's game. 2012, Jamie wasn't working for me in June of 2012. hidden in a he was on the west coast he had property from when he was a kid or something like that in new york that his family left him or whatever he stashed a murder kit in new york

44:24 So he did this several times? Yes. I don't know if it's the same guy in Alaska that would So good luck. And he killed several. Because you won't get me out of there. In Seward, Alaska. But when she got into the car. where he told her that he intended to take her out to his cabin, which was a meat shack on the Nick River area of Matanuska Valley, opened up the driver's side door, and took off running near 6th Avenue, nearby 6th Avenue.

47:43 there's a ton of stories like that, man. Yeah. He had established several documented records in the pope and young book of world hunting records so this guy was Same dude? What the fuck? Yeah, right, because they do the shit where they write off every unsolved on earth and chalk it up to them. It was based on Henry Lee Lucas, who was this weird drifter

50:00 from a mathematician and who knows whether or not they can ready stop. the other thing they say is that if it's random if you just pick random people who you just pull I never kept watching it. Breaking Bad's amazing. Both of you can suck each dick because I think that Game of Thrones can conquer all of them. We'll give you new people to love so we can kill them.

52:10 Loved the book World War Z. No shit. No. That was legit. You're into that shit. That was fucking gay. Yeah, yeah. That fucking World War Z book slash Walking Dead. It doesn't matter. I'm just telling you. He might be the nicest guy in the world. No. Really? And he's Stephen King's son You know, when you're Max Brooks I've known you since you were a little boy

55:29 just shut down London for a day and they got their major shot like, I read a book this. Now, if you have a life So they got to go somewhere, and they're going to search out food. They come around the Alleghenies. So now imagine this. It's scary. right right so but but that idea of that relentless never-ending just constant you know to me that is Doesn't matter.

58:53 Joey Diaz has probably seen that movie 300 times. There's something about Look at the movies son. Just fucking jump, bitch. Interesting. Dude, that's got nothing on Jeremiah Johnson. It's a great story, but what if he found a rich guy and sucked his dick for the money? Depend on how good his dick-scotting skills are. I respect the commitment. If he made, I don't know. Ishtar? I would be like, hey, fuck it. I respect that. Right. I respect the commitment.

1:01:40 To where it was like, you know, it didn't even go from hard to soft. Or passionate about it Yeah And they find their bodies face down. What's the word I'm looking for? God damn it. over 8,000 meter You could go climb Everest next year if you wanted to. K2 is like the killerest mountain in the world. Ed Viesters is an American. Shadow area. I think it was Rainier.

1:04:23 But what he talks about is like there was a couple of climbs he was on where he turned back. They just need to pull it off. How many guys have jerked off on the top of Everest? What do I get out of it? Waiting to go up? See how many people summited K2 this year. Lion, elephant. Yeah. Brown bear and grizzly bear are the bear. Brown bear, Alaska polar bear? Yeah.

1:06:57 Okay. They're getting salmon on a regular basis. No, North America. They're probably fucking strapping cocaine to these Jaguars. Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. You got duct tape on his asshole. I didn't think jaguars got that big. Yeah, jaguars are bigger. They kill it and then drag it up in the tree. No, no. They are the same thing. That's jaguar. is going to kill a fucking crocodile.

1:10:04 Eats everything in the Amazon. The crocodile would open its mouth and eat you. Do you understand the significance of this? He's biting it through its jaw. Stone killers. She just killed one the other day right in front of me. Carrying it around. What's the word? Woo-woo. You tell me when. We've talked about it many times. 250? We're going to take like 50 pounds of Tannerite.

1:12:48 So this is the, what we were talking about, this is the finish, the super slam. True elk. Stop it. Rocky mountain bighorn sheep. That's all of them. No, who the fuck is going to pay for their whole... Hunters are the Tannerite. So this guy backs way up. Really? And that will set it off. Really? If you want to meet Odin, I can bring you to Odin's chambers if you truly want to meet him.

1:15:41 That'd scare the shit out of me. You're into this whole fucking self, you know. Big part of thinking. hours i like to go in for that long yeah that time the time have you ever freaked out have you ever Yeah, yeah. or drugs, the big Airplane. If you're going down a river and, you know, your body's flailing and flailing around, the waterfall and die sure the difference between that and the psychedelic experiences there's

1:18:46 If they just. Well that would be weird. The beautiful thing about the tank. There's none of that. Yeah, well, that's really how those guys get. Bugs, even worse, fucking spiders. was they would stick them in these fucking boxes filled with all kinds of bugs and fear factor Right. That's sweet. That's not even fair, bro. Yeah, me and Michael Yeo, there was a TV show.

1:21:18 I ate it. It's nothing. I don't give a fuck though. I was saying it could. But I mean, I like, like, I spend a lot of time reading. the thing i got so used to like people eating bugs and i got i ate a bunch of shit i ate a fucking The thing is, though, I was so desensitized. What is this nonsense? I would hope I'm not that big of a bitch. We'd have to be talking new car money.

1:24:09 He's freaking out. But no, for me to do some shit like that, we're talking minimum 30 Gs. But I'm just saying that it's all based on personal experience. I have that happen all the time. There you go. Malice. But sweat how these fucking things fight. Look at that. And some of them are really big, like six feet plus. He's one of the bigger handgun hunters.

1:26:48 He doesn't even worry about the hooks. It looks like he's got a gable grip. Wake up and go buy me a Starbucks. That kangaroo is asleep. Kangaroos, whatever. He's submissive. and the the red kangaroos is the largest of all kangaroos the largest mammal to live in australia Four chimpanzees or a kangaroo? Chimps can do shit with their bodies where they grab a branch and then launch themselves

1:28:58 A guy who's a really good chin-up guy. World record chin-ups. All right. Okay. Fuck you. What happened? Not like, I mean, oh, he's throwing, throw it. Okay. Yeah, I have seen that. Pull-ups. This guy is still going. I guess it's a pull-up. What's the difference? Wikipedia son. What's the difference the difference? Just be fucking fat and be able to do that.

1:32:10 Chin-ups is palms, which is a supinated or underhanded grip. Who's this fucking animal? Eight, nine. Skip them. He likes pussy. Apsiloff. Yeah. If they're from Ohio and they've got on a white t-shirt, they will gamble with you. Good luck trying to get laid, son. Right, exactly. What's that about? Yes. People started posting photos. And that's without

1:35:26 and they were like, hey, we're going to put together a celebrity tournament, I'm like, not only are you going to win, it's going to be easy. I would hear. just an investor? He's an investor. Powerful Max Eberle. He started off with sushi. They're all stupid. You ran the fuck out. That was crazy. When is it? We'll talk after this is over. I think that would be fun.

1:38:18 Pool needs something. Naked girls. He'd probably stab you in the eye eight times before the filming was over. even though I'd made fun of him, I know he got bummed out that I made fun of him, He and I wouldn't have a problem. It is what it is. After this, you have to Google Earl Strickland rant and show what Earl really sounds like. Were you guys talking about marijuana?

1:41:14 atmosphere. He's a pool genius. Oh, this is that Steve. He also puts weird shit on. He's like a cartoon character. Yeah. Pool requires that of you. And pool might wake you up in the middle of the night with a new move. If the fifth ball is on the rail, it depends on whether or not I can use it. I mean, it's like something that means nothing. Like most mental about shit.

1:44:58 fuck, that's good money. the way i do it is i've there's no sponsors you know there's nobody here giving me five or ten reputation as a solid player yeah he said man he gets out and being from the philippines it's like That's interesting. He made all those balls. It's crazy. a lot of people have a hard time with people that fight in the southpaw position

1:47:33 because he could fight orthodox as good as he could fight southpaw. And I shouldn't call him an asshole. It's a key aspect of MMA. He's gonna get kneed in the body in the clinch. Some guys like baseball. What's the 11th? And there's great fighters came from Holland like Ramon Deckers, Ernesto Hoost, Rob Kamen, Because there's leg kicks and knees and head kicks.

1:50:44 to choose a martial art it was always very difficult to figure out what was the best martial art. It's all of them. And you get hit by that shit, you're going night-night. you're going to fuck them up every time. There's a lot but I would say that today we have a much better sense of what is ultimately effective in martial arts than we did even a year ago. Just in the last couple of years, we've seen an increase in the number of traditional

1:53:08 It's now 250 moves deep. who was a Canadian MMA champion who had this nasty axe kick. axe kick was like a flashy technique that you use, but I never saw anybody go to sleep to this guy named Jersey Long. It was like And Herb knocked him out with an axe kick to the head right in front of me. If you miss something, you're beat. If you zig when you should have zagged and someone kicks you in your face,

1:55:35 in a small organization. Because I watched some of it. And they've had some real high-level MMA fighters and Brazilian jiu-jitsu fighters and submission There's so many high-level guys here. Alberto Crane's here. There's so many guys here. great sense of humor great ego great perspective and because of that he has like this fiercely There's a fuckload of millionaires in Manhattan.

1:58:26 You know, you got Amsterdam billiards, and that's probably one of my favorite pool rooms on earth. Great people working there. You know what I'm talking about? Yes. Yeah. what the, you know, that's gotta be like probably Yankee stadium, old Yankee stadium or Fenway park He's still alive, still playing. level pro southern california guy for 20 years been a great player for great great guy too and

2:01:17 I think the real issue with watching is there's not enough people participating. of where I've made my peace with Right. So the person at home has an inside view, the player. Yes. Instantly. I mean I'd be driving a new car. I mean, if you listen to poker players talk, it's crazy. Right. It's fucking impossible. I'm saying it could happen. That's your television show.

2:04:39 is some kind of really cool documentary yeah that would that would be fun. Because one reason, and it's not, and once again, man, I'm to the point, I'm just not a believer that pool is a crossover to mainstream. Well, twice. Yes. which sounds like a lot, but that's shit. That's just going to divide us. different it's really interesting because uh women can get fantastic at pool you know there's

2:06:38 There is no reason on earth that I can think of. and women have. There's a weird reaction time difference for men and women. no strength issue there. They don't win them. with the people I do it with is it's interesting and enjoyable to me Maybe. But, you know, when you see, I don't know, it goes back to that excellence thing I was talking about. Or 13.

2:10:01 But there was four channels on television. Yeah, you know think you could do something. Yeah. I'd be better the other way. Can't beat Allison. And Jasmine. You know who I want to see you play? Straight rob me? How dare you? Someone's got a crush. Straight rob you. Someone's do it. Let's make it happen. I think Sarah would straight rob you. Straight rob me?

2:11:33 But no, Sarah, she hasn't played pool in like four years. Remember one time you and I were in Vegas by playing like six, seven hours. I understand how to stand correctly. What's that fucking Best Billiards in Vegas? Yeah. hitting someone. And I think with pool balls, it's the same thing. The more you stroke that ball, a chance, like when you and I are in Vegas with Eric

2:14:14 And then I start getting very excited. I see you over there getting wobbling, just wobbling in the back of the herd. I'm trying to do my best of making my way around the table. But it's also got nothing to do with you. That's how crazy this The thing about pool that separates us from video games, and then it's fucking surrounded by people who know how to play pool,

2:16:49 got lucky and i got out still that happens all the time whereas a guy like earl did you fucking see you know i've made my living in that world for the last since 2007 and probably one of the few guys outside of And once you make that, I mean, dude, you were a fucking stand-up comic for how many years? And there's – but that's the thing, too, is, you know, if you want to go work a nine-to-five job, you'll have a little more security.

2:19:27 You have to pay for your tournament entry. Let's do something. We'll do it on the internet. We'll do it somewhere. Let's make something happen. Let's wrap this bitch up. Let's figure something out, man. Let's you and me do something. Let's do something. Maybe it's me. It has no end. There's no point. All right, this podcast had no beginning. No end. It has no end.

2:20:32 how amazing it is. We've got a lot of shit going on next week. So Greg Proops and Pressfield next week. and sending me really cool websites and stories, I appreciate it very much. All right, you fur.