Joe Rogan Experience #4310001 — Matt Fulchiron Transcript

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0:00 the Joe Rogan podcast the full charge yeah he might change his mind right right You know. But when I met him, when we were both younger, I miss that guy. Pleased to meet you. I guess he was in the military, right? Anyway, he was fit. Yeah. Yeah. He had that East Coast flavor. Absolutely, dude. Remember him taking a shower. Is that Jimmy and Joey? The Jimmy and Joey what?

3:41 It goes back and forth. forth with the setup I was a Jimmy. Oh, that's funny. Yeah. Yeah, Michael Chiklis did it. By the way, Michael Chiklis, if you're reading, I'm a huge fan. Are we talking about the same guy? Oh, yeah. Good I guess it makes sense Like and just did it as david tell yeah and it would be that would be called the Skanks for the Memories, which is my favorite David Tell. If you went on stage and just did it as David Tell, and that would be called the Skanks for the Memory show,

6:35 But, you know, as a comic, you can never do that. No more rules. That is fucking weird. Yeah. I'm a half charge. so that's what I do for now. But it is fascinating that in our art form, the pretentious title that you give to stand-up comedy that we all give, I think it's just because you don't get paid as much. Everybody has to keep everybody honest.

9:06 one of the cool things about what we do that we have so many comic friends that we're constantly Just go, oh, fuck it. the other one tries to enhance it and and help each other that boosts us all yeah it boosts us chris was doing so many different things at the same time and probably doing movies and shit. But when you're bringing in guys like Louis C.K.

11:39 like gearing together there in the credits. Oh, 100%. They let everybody know they were doing it. you know and uh and it could get rid of a lot of doubt yeah as far as like they're like this is and then the other guys contributed. That's what who are really good. They're out there. And that, to me, always felt really weird. with those black peoples and those niggas?

14:19 Which I thought was really weird. Yeah, there was a guy That's weird, because Bill Hicks still isn't famous. But there was a guy, I'm very positive that there was a guy They'll be like, bitch, that is not how Mark Twain talks. But a guy like Hicks, like, you know, I saw him in the flesh. All right. There's no way I was working with them. it is because they super supported open micers super supported the new talent they knew

17:11 Everybody gives a fuck, man. Really? who we went on before was a funny guy um he but he was it wasn't the same style of comedy by any Just giant plates and plates of shit. and like three or four as if he was killing that don't worry joke but folks dick jokes are coming i've heard that big fat yeah yeah i've Right. on stage completely differently. he wasn't just doing a bit.

20:46 of youtube and because of the the videos and the audio that's available the the lenny bruce stuff Well, it was the Reagan administration and the Bush one administration. I just can't believe It's a brilliant joke. tape of him when he was like 17 I know. No, he would get lost in, And he was just as good Well, a lot of it is cigarettes. Brian's education is based on operation, the board game.

22:59 A smoker is three to four times more likely than a non-smoker Under the flip cage. Motherfuckers. But that's not what I see. You're watching someone poisoning themselves. If you have a case that goes through in Florida, Don't get me wrong. Well, nicotine speeds up your heart rate, In small doses every once in a while, ain't that bad. Yeah, the most dangerous drug.

26:05 They're giving you a taste, just a taste. How do you take this dangerous stuff? Do you smoke it? Do more of it? It's just like way more? Yeah, that patch is like barely giving you a hit. They're giving you a taste. become like literally like a little for seasickness. Just don't take those fucking things. Ah. It was me and my buddy Jimmy, and luckily he didn't take the Dramamine.

27:34 competing, so I was probably about 155 Gone. If you take two, I'll take two, too. I think so. I don't fuck hey man, what's up? Are you sleeping? I'm sorry. I'm a man. I go about four hours sleep a night, and I got shit to do. What the fuck up, bitch? sleep for a couple days in a row. are just very deep. They go deep right away. I'm good. You know, my REM cycles are just very deep.

30:29 This is the super alpha four hours a day sleep guy. You know, we had to fire the producer. I'm here to work. and the other like those i don't know i want to say that one in particular but a lot of those Dan Doty and Moe, who's the they got to kill animals and eat them yeah on top of all these hours well they don't have to do that it just falls from the sky and dude just pick it up and stuff it into the mouth is there a lot of

33:21 I got energy. how you're going to set up Right. it's crazy because a regular person has a regular job like you know you work nine you've done five Right. Some people like to keep themselves busy. time, costs more money. And so At the end of the day, I understand you save a little money this way. Oh, fuck yeah. block and mark where the scenes were going to take place.

36:38 You know, like that was a really weird show, because that show was, I don't know how it something that was altered something that was you know And he would like orchestrate like a lot of the scenes and come up with fantastic lines always was Yeah, but after the fact. Canadian television? But, um, I don't remember I had more drunken moment talks with, like, Maura Tierney and Dave Foley

39:12 just gotten done fighting, just gotten into stand-up, and we're going over the lines of the show we're on. And so we had these wild, drunken fucking parties after the shows were done. Andy Dick ad-libbed a lot of shit on the show. Is it this? Is this the flubs? Shut up, Andy. We town, we, Fun times, It was like, while it was on, it was so, like, ignored that it was sort of allowed to be what it became.

42:09 Is that her name? for a season. Lauren Graham. You were like, kissy? before that. I did a show on Fox called Hardball. And Hardball was this really bad show about baseball. they were writers from Married with Children. Like, they thought you needed to be strong. Remember Coach? We were two episodes shy of 100, on right so once you've done that it's like it's really hard to do a shitty one like the hardball

45:12 It's hard to keep Dave would oftentimes make a shitload of money and these producer guys they're they're they want to control everything no, we don't... I mean, unless it's Martin Scorsese and Steven Spielberg team up together for some new miniseries. Oh, you fuck with your coriander. Go ahead, throw it in there. Okay. You're watching your soup get I like coriander. Can we put coriander in the soup? Yes. Oh, you fuck with your coriander.

47:20 And there's a lot of of very competent individuals, why don't you write a script? and they'll write scripts when I first started doing stand-up. and it wasn't just me on how to write Yeah, wow. other ones, and then it was And there was that sweet, sweet anymore in a way. It's not really a game And I like your little, you got little beads on. played the uh he played the original mascot that got beat up by the baseball right he played uh

50:41 That looks like Garland right there. you'll recognize him Bruce Greenwood. And there's Derek Jeter. with a pipe and some guy He's a tough fucking dude. No complaining and whining. He barely gave a fuck that this guy hit him in the face with a pipe and knocked two of but I do know it was a really strange thing I saw. And she's crying. Right. The problem is, even the best are not that much better

53:34 never been gotten the right acting fucking agent sure agency or parts or he'll be the part always I'm going to go with the famous guy ugh, you're so big. Yeah, I had a fucking baseball bat but I remember the Mary Tyler Moore show. Yeah, she was on Go to the encyclopedia and look it up? That was an iconic program and so I was like oh now Yeah. a lot of people that don't get a shot.

56:49 If they decided to apply themselves to it, they could be awesome at actors. Yeah, but the thing is like They fly in to Pakistan to fucking rectify some shit. terrorists, and I fucking save the world Starring Dick Van Dyke. Just the way people Oh my god. I don't think people really lived like that, dude. Right. He ain't trying to fuck his wife. Amazing.

59:24 That was a curse word back then. and got out without waking you up. when she goes to bed. Right. Do you get it? That was like saying, go fuck off. Back in the day, they guessed things like, you know, That's fascinating. What I'm going to do is I'm going to go. See the wheelspinning young Mr. Inventor? I can't think of anything. Full charge enterprises.

1:02:05 Yeah here's some photos And it was called I think it was at Epcot when I went to it. Have you ever seen that? It's a house though Right Yeah no kidding Wow. John Lautner. They're so I can't believe no one lives in the Death Star me. So they're starting in space? What are we doing? Two dozen roses? at that shit. It never disappoints, man. Dude, look at that fucking view. That's insane. That

1:05:52 up with a crazy plan for it if you're an architect then you got to find somebody who's crazy enough And they're trying to get her to stop. Could she grow anything else? Yes. Oh, Florida. And his whole entire house is just like the ship. Yes. Did you ever see that old Saturday Night Live sketch where William Shatner's at a Trekkie convention? How rude.

1:08:00 It's not like Star Trek went on forever. It was a great fucking show. They wear the clothes that everybody's wearing in the music, in the musical. fucking badass for a one-time viewing, it is a badass movie. but don't know anything about. through it not only that i tried to talk mrs rogan into watching it with me uh-huh just watch this Trust me, I know.

1:10:27 perfect gem. That movie's still gonna stand no matter They remember some stupid shit about Nicholson. We talked about it How did we get to Nicholson Nicholson was the original full charge, man. And he has, like, moved seamlessly from young, hot guy to old, creepy guy. Nicholson! I got distracted and the Trans Am Yeah. They had him in there signing.

1:13:12 It's strange playing football, He was always a freak and always an artist, so he could kind of roll with it. Witches of Eastwick. He looks like an old guy. while he's fucking watching the fights, He looks like he weighs maybe 100 pounds. man. You know, what's weird about Smokey and the Bandit, I watched it a couple of years ago. How great is Jackie Gleason in that movie?

1:15:31 this one Burt Reynolds movie. He made the hairy chest sexy. Do you remember that movie? I bet if I watch it today, I'll think it sucks. you read the description, you're like, what kind of a life is this? I don't think he is. I don't know. They wanted to cover my Apple logo Why, because she's like an FBI agent? That's what you're going to see. This has been documented.

1:18:15 that's for sure. you're coming on her feet. for me to think that. Yeah, because I mean... People find out how he enjoys his pleasure. And it's fucking a normal girl. and you give him boobs is his curiosity, I limit myself to Yeah. got to find the perfect there's always gonna be people to take anything whether A wee too bit. That's the thing. and then they go about

1:21:04 and wasn't allowed to beat off them Well it should be Fucking weirdo. Monogamous. Boy, I're only gay from my dick. Monogamous. So in that case, Ta-da! When you're waiting for The Hobbit, Yeah. Sorry! I mean you know Yeah. You'll still enjoy it. And it was so brutal Of that And he's describing the scene. I'll still enjoy it. dude I told you don't talk about me and Daniel if I have a protein shake I think

1:24:56 them where it almost looks like Okay, so it's. He's getting in trouble. I guess so. You know, when you're The Volts. Yeah. Oh, here they are. With every new fashion choice. and it was a slide, my friend. It's very light, relaxing. I don't feel like starting my own. a blue track suit with some white stripes, I got one when I was like 28, because Right.

1:28:00 Yeah. They don't buy that. We got to start smoking cigars, too. Yeah, see, like this one? It'd be embarrassing to wear a jumpsuit and like a That tracksuit is off limits. But they can't There's never been like a time like that Beyonce fanny pack. incredible. I think the tits are a guy like Burt Reynolds that's like had all that plastic That crazy fuck that looks like he's 30 years old.

1:31:10 But does Sylvester have any plastic surgery? So it's like so then you can't even act it's like shiny. You can't even be surprised Yeah there's a lot of those guys right An old scholarly curmudgeon can't accept it. They've got to cut their face. He does punch lips. He was trying to get his hair removed from his face, and they burned his face. So he was trying to get it lasered, and they botched him.

1:33:22 Give him love for who he is. It'll kill a lot of your eyebrow hairs for a long time. in like six months. Because we talked about it unbelievably funny cause he was like on the comic circuit