Joe Rogan Experience #4310002 — Matt Fulchiron Transcript

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0:00 store just lip-syncing songs and he played drums yeah he would play really good yeah pull the for cool development of comedy. handles together. there's so many good comics it's undeniable. Get rid of some shitty baggage I mean, I'd say it's film it there or was that out of the Roxy? that was it. when I have to rank was as funny as any living human being

2:31 Oh, and just fucking drinking bottles of vodka. he heard voices in his head. He was having, like, people were talking to him that weren't really there. because it became like everybody recognized that there was this one spot where kinnison developed it was always a great club. You know, but he told the but then he said It's quite the risk because you can see out the window. Yeah, I'm sure. That's a shitty way to break your leg. It's quite the risk,

4:56 The Comedy Cellar is the new spot. which isn't quite the same thing, Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. p.m. to 2 a.m. show and there's some main room shows that coincide with the OR shows Yeah. They'll do it occasionally. Definitely don't like following it. Yeah. in Vegas did you like it? they were so fucking funny He was doing Crazy Train, and I mean, it was incredible how good it was.

7:59 It would fucking suck for at least 10 minutes. kind of tone you know You know this band, The Killers? Yeah, I've only opened up for a couple of bands. I wasn't very good. you know, other than a comedy club. So they offered it to me. Isn't that crazy? That's just vapor. Can't you make a vaporizer that doesn't make of the cigarettes like she's like no they're gonna be right there we walked right out there i'm sure

11:20 So when they're done, they're done. that for a hundred years. It's crazy talk. they put in a landfill somewhere until somebody figures out how to make it into fuel you know but But they all say the same thing. making shit up was pretty obvious but yeah one of the things that was weird was that he was smoking And I go, what'd you do with your cigarette?

13:12 it's not like a cigarette weighs 50 pounds you can't carry it back or you'll die up here Gorgeous landscape, crazy rock formations and shit. It's real weird, and it took Bill Hicks. and you're in a motorcycle, and it goes right into your suit, like in your helmet. It's California, where everything's dry as fuck. It's like, I'm just going to throw it out of the sky. You don't know what happens to it. It's on fire. It's on fire. It's California

14:35 from the jump. Do you watch Duck Dynasty? But it was that Vincent Scalia defends... and I looked at it and I was like, what? So I posted it, and so many people got angry. tweet after that hey folks not familiar with the barowitz report he's a comedy writer and what i I wouldn't. and I don't understand it. they take hours and they're fucking mental torture to me obviously not to you but you know the the

18:01 Let's pull up the actual quote because it was, It's the redneck on TV. It seems like to me a vagina as a man would be more desirable than a man's anus. That sounds like a guy X amount of years at, you know, 65 years of age or whatever the fuck he is. It's a very religious show. and also I love all of humanity. We would I love how they have A&E knew all about it in caps.

21:17 There's a few people that read it. You think the altar stays doesn't hold up? doesn't god talk like more clearly covet thy neighbor's wife what are you saying what are to use those words. Right. And, like, it's gotten to the point where it's like, so I could watch it on iPad. And I mostly watch it on iTunes on my TV, but I decided to try to watch it live,

23:28 Like how the fuck can you – you can't concentrate on the action. Because I haven't done it in so long. Like at the opera. Yeah, but then you can't trust the show. Why make it some fake one that even throws you out of the realism to begin with? They had a sticker they would put over a real things would get different. Then you would have to actually say, you know what, why don't you just have a Coke. But if they wanted to pay you, then things would get different.

25:43 how many people are watching Walking Dead. those commercials are worth to the network. drawn into it that's why you need to just wait for the season to be over with yeah download it all But I think I looked for it once when it was only on the DVR, which is why I had to go Does that take you out of it or what? No shit. while the show is on right now.

27:39 Watching a scroll. If you watch a financial show, they run the fucking market. He was only a tuna sandwich, says the homeless man. Honey Honey did a live music show from, God, I want to say England. Yeah, it's great. Most of the time it's just already out there. it's it's that's a goddamn silent movie yeah no that's what happens to me you know i'm on the

30:00 You have no idea. and public access. Local public access. It usually leaves you unsatisfied. That's funny. in yeah i'll watch a little bit if it's something i'm interested in but i don't want to have to I've seen some cool ones, some, like, extended trailers and some interesting ones. And then they pause in the middle Probably the vast majority Yeah you can watch TV on there

32:14 I think that's one of the things into like like There's a lot of different ways you can get it. it's worth more than that, probably. To have that kind of access to a TV show. new Let's go to the high. Some videos are already doing that. but there's been a few that actually have been pretty big size. I can get out of my head. And it wasn't loud enough where you could really say anything.

35:31 It wasn't enough. Because the movie's so loud. Smog is good, though, man. Oh, that's hilarious. How do you know this? Wolf of Wall Street was my idea. Let's hear it. You also mentioned it was very similar to Goodfellas. Oh, my God, that is awesome. And Jordan asked me, you know, I write every day, So he ended up rewriting. No, no. That's much different than the headline.

38:44 I mean, all he said is that he helped the guy write. Is that supposed to be good? I think he's fantastic. Yeah, he's too cute. It sounds like something he would say. I just had an issue We have a broken thing. This is actually a bad commercial for these mics. Tomorrow? Now on iTunes. makes a fine mic arm. It doesn't have all this January 9th, 10th, and 11th.

41:58 Have my mouth watering. Have you ever spoken he would text me where the CIA's not watching We will eventually. but you'll get to see a side of him where you'll get it. She's going to be on. Get out of here. That was the old back room. That room was awesome. Yeah. Sign that shit. And they like to party. Okay. I'm not sure I'd want to live there, but it's

45:01 Have you seen this thing that they discovered in Bolivia? It's really crazy to look at because, you know, Twisted Sifter. and then the Earth fucking radically shifted so much so that it's like a wall. Are they really those bright colors? and that he might have been very vulture-like. But it's interesting because Yeah, you can find. There's some in there.

47:48 And how did anything ever get away from that with that mouth? oxygen rich gaseous environment, like I think has been speculated, it might've been easier for a big dinosaur bones. When you stand next to one of those A horse is not that big. Do you ever see what a T-Rex would look like if it was furry? They're direct descendants. What if a T-Rex to us

49:45 even scarier. A bird with teeth gigantic, six-foot-tall One and a half is a meter, right? Come on. Either way, eight foot two inches tall and weighed approximately 330 pounds. And it wasn't that long ago, man. Oh, my God. Titanus fossils appear to be at least 2 million years old. Good fucking luck with that one. birds that's why i don't go they have these weird birds that go fishing in the congo yeah yeah oh

52:58 Is that what it is? This thing looks like something that should be extinct. fuck what is his name but I know that's not right. This is crazy. This seems like something out of Hades that's walking forth amongst the earth. I don't let this thing stay in my environment because if it grows larger, it's a threat to my ancestors. That's all I got for you.

54:58 Wow, that's crazy. Oh my god God damn that thing is big. That's interesting. and large swamps Well, they can fly. Joey Diaz was all pissed at this bird because he Have you ever seen those gigantic eagles that live in the forests of South America What bird was it? Swallowed it whole. How about that? something. These things are crazy, man. And they don't have much defense. Especially not against a flying raptor. What do sloths eat? Vegetables. They're really slow as shit. Right.

58:21 No. It's like they're designed to be eagle food. For the sloth? Right there. You know, those things that they put these big leather things on. There's a name for it. Eddie Bravo had a leather thing. dug deep into the fish. be like when I die? Will I go to hell? We've got it all going down J-Pop Friday night, Joe Diaz, me, Brian Redband. Maybe he's coming to

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