Joe Rogan Experience #434 — Roseanne Barr Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. That's as gangster as it gets. That's fucking right. because the government that tunes you into this guy. And he also had some crazy theories I saw McKenna, and he lived out the last part of his life on the Big Island. On Mauna Loa in Kona. The stuff they've done is like incredible looking. I don't never go up there. Oh, no.

2:53 Is it? Yeah, from the Marquesans. Well, it's one of the last free places, really. That's one way of putting it, I guess. It's to a certain place on earth. I can't never finish it, you know, but I can finish things there. and that's like one of the last places on Earth where there's like, you know, goddess that it is active in people's minds and act also

6:01 Yeah. Well, I didn't do shit for it. And they do do your genetic modification studies and such. They're very profound, and they shouldn't just affect the people Oh, Ronda Rousey? And, you know, so it was like, you got to vote yes, but it really means no. That's frigging crazy-ass Satan. They come from a variety of sources. And then they make it and then give everybody 50 or 60 of them.

9:58 Do you think it's totally over? And there's a lot of scary shit going on like Fukushima. But you know what? Time to let the whole thing go. Don't let it keep on rolling over you. If they're going to do genetic studies, okay, get rid of that. their own bills, their own family, It's all the pyramid. But I think we got to be really, really, really fucking careful when you're playing around with nature, too.

13:15 We might not like the end result of it. and read that but that's not why there's a lot of issues... Yeah. You think they're actively trons and bots that are seated of a corporation itself technology all that everything that it took to create the sign the actual science of like Yes. You can't stop it. So far, but they stopped it in some ways. It doesn't matter way that no one can stop. You can't stop it.

16:44 That's a problem. that's what all NSA is, they're like James Bond fucking one of them. I don't know them. So I don't know if they're crooks or not system. Do you know any that ain't? I don't know any of them. I don't know them. You get caught up that? They left a human race. Well, it's people trying to do something, you know, they try to win they try to

18:11 Like the stock markets. Yeah. He's got a Prozac patch that he keeps on his legs. Patch? A Prozac. It was really starting to drive him crazy because he would feel great throughout the day, be very productive, and then he'd have this big drop-off. I counted. That's incredible. That's hilarious. But aside from that, I would never get into meth. Then I went on Adderall and I started biting my nails.

21:09 Do you have specific nails? Final draft! Oh, you learned it Very, very funny guy and very good guy. And so he calls his doctor up in a panic. Hey, I fucked up. paying attention, and took the wrong medication. Took someone else's medication. He tells him the dosage. And then just fucking throwing them all in the garbage. Yeah, that could be. Who knows?

23:47 Pot and hemp. I've got to read about this guy. but essentially what happened was we've seen chimps do a lot of really crazy, creative things. We know that they act in packs. We know they hunt in packs. We're talking about like lower hominids We don't want to know what everything means to other people. We don't want to know what anything means to other people.

25:51 We're letting them say, oh, this stuff, yeah, they don't live here. You can't stop people from having the ability to live a natural life. You can't do anything about that. I mean, these are fascinating, fascinating Unless, you know, unless human beings with brains, point in time, if everybody kept growing, the world would be full. There's no room for

28:27 all that shit, let's just go in the casino. Make all the bets about how fast you can turn a place green and sustainable. And how fast could that happen? A village. How fast could that happen? They see all avenues as being a way to make money, even avenues that hurt people as long as they profit. Didn't you hear this, that Monsanto said they were going to,

30:03 They're going to try to patent pot? wouldn't be cloven what would it be if they And here it is like These fucking things, three of them is a meal. i wasn't able to teach him how to focus or else he was born that way or some shit. But I can't tell. Wow. No, I'm not going up there. Yes. Yeah, I know it. I believe you. Shit. Don't fucking do that. So I calm myself down.

34:59 You can have a fucking nervous breakdown over that. That's the big one. Yeah, that would be the big worry, you know, making them sad. Like we land in life and this is it and this is where our soul is, Just the idea that this existence exists where we shut off every night for eight hours and completely vanish from the reality that We could be. dirt and these are water.

37:27 Fascinating. Jamie Masada from The Laugh Factory was telling me how sick he was. a good comic. He was a funny dude. and I'm only hearing from B-list comics. You can drag it back. Most of them didn't get any of that money. Yeah, stole all the Bureau of Indian Affairs money, $30 billion. Yeah. Do you have to be 100%? And, like, they got, you know, Hawaii, the Big Island Hawaii is a fantastic socialist state.

41:41 more efficiently irrigate the crops, more efficiently put nutrients into the ground, things along those lines, right? There's a lot of things involved. Most farmers there have a mix. Are you saying chemtrails? They've proven it. think? No, fuck it. They just did it. The government has done things along those lines a cloud. So when you see those No, it's just a natural side

45:01 They didn't call them contrails back then. And a lot of these guys that are doing these tests, look, we found aluminum in the water. And I'm like, that's not water. though they're not if they were spraying it why would they be spraying it and what what would it And we all take part of this. It's not some gigantic conspiracy that the whole world is in the dark about and all these

47:23 Even Monsanto says that they are,anto says that they need to have a reflection. Well, that's what it is. Yes, they did. Those people are fucking crazy. They also say that. Whatever it's called. And they think that this solar system we're in might actually be a binary solar system. They realized it's a part of the Kuiper Belt, which is this huge belt of objects way out of the edge of the solar system.

49:38 a something out there that these people, you know, The real problem with the alien thing is that everyone you talk to that says they've met aliens Look, it's real obvious they could pretend to be a person. If you're so smart, you could get here And the consensus science right now is not capable. The people that are in control are not smart enough to create all this stuff.

52:14 It's not that they can't. And what is it that, what is it that, I really want to say this, so I'm going to be at, you know, jump in there. You know, the government that they hate and all talk about, oh, we can't have a big government. and there's no there's no uh law saying it has to be a bunch of corrupt fuck fucking people that I think we could fix everything

54:20 and sold us down the fucking river. Terrifying and fantastic. It was a really fantastic job he did. It's the shell game. yeah and they have been allowed to get away with anything not one of them's fucking ever been That's the short of it. more of an avenue rather, for people to fund politicians the way corporations have been that's going to profit, instead they're representing people that want morality and ethics.

57:57 It would be our system if it was done correctly. You know, there is the public commonwealth and, you know, for people who do pay taxes and they should get something back for the taxes they pay. You certainly don't pay your taxes to subsidize somebody who's thieving from you. But education, free as fuck across the board. When he was governor. means is i mean this is just part of the scam and all that was like because their parents

1:01:01 They actually banked on that. Like, That means a lot more Putting that on people. So you can have a, you know, give your Human skulls? Baby skulls. we always see a rich old fucker and his, you know, stripper wife. But they think they're smart. But I think that's what they like because they're sociopaths. You're right. you know i've been sober for 14 days and then you have to like say god damn you're a hero good for you it's such a hypocritical

1:04:50 But the smoke right now is better for me There's only a certain amount of resources, a certain amount of space on Earth. from last night that looks oh so delicious and it's right next to all your fresh vegetables So you're going to, you know, you need Adderall. What's the Peter Principle? will go wrong. Maybe it's a generational thing. Monsanto could fix Murphy's Law.

1:07:03 download your brain and turn you into a robot. Is that a surprise to people? yeah, you got an Android. You can take the battery out You can't get it out. You know, we were talking about this factory in China the amount of suicides is pretty standard. It's like a fucking tower of bullshit. and everything's fucked up and dying and over. And people can't back away from it anymore.

1:10:31 The extreme left points, the extreme progressive positions, which a lot of times I don't take those positions. mean though. Yeah. Like, yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm just trying to say like, uh, just because somebody, Yes. No shit. definition so they can fundraise. And I say it's like the fundraising, those parties are the fundraising arm punk-ass hoes. Well, isn't that what always happens, though? I mean, Occupy Wall Street,

1:13:53 Well, they do send in their people. The monopoly of definition that you described, which is such a great phrase again. And, you know, they're begging for money. I mean, I feel sorry for people that they have been so manipulated and, you know, all the time they're losing everything. I've had conversations with people about anything. That's the idea behind abortion.

1:16:25 It's a pig. Yes. think it was he was just following the ideology. You're always supposed to support a woman's right When does it get crazy? And if you say, well, okay, you know you're killing a potential human being. Is your fucking phone going off? I told him I was going here. I think this idea of teams of Republican left wing Democrat or Democrat left wing Republican

1:19:36 out against him the way they came out against Bush You know? They knew what to say, though. The system is what's corrupt. The people are just stuck in the system. I think if the system were changed, if, you know, and it would have to be changed by I think we should just be done with money. It ain't that hard it's And I think that patching it up is like taking a Windows 95 computer and trying to make it work in today's Internet and fucking adding a bunch of shit to it and tweaking it.

1:22:50 Norway or Sweden? But I mean, nobody will friggin do And the best way to get them out of the way, in my opinion, is to remind them that they could rejoin the human race. Everything fucking already knows what to do, fucking killing their body. I think that that probably is how our society is, that we've got Yeah, they like getting over. And I'm like, dude, you have money.

1:25:46 They want that thrill of figuring out how to do it. And that's a hard thing. That's hard when you can't fucking stomach it no more. saw me that i got a tv show the first night there then i got the tonight. Then I got a Julio Iglesias tour that was 10 times the money my husband worked at the post office ever made. They're like in their 70s or late 70s now.

1:28:01 especially the local ones that are just sort of starting out. I forget what it's called. We had a little club there, and everybody worked for free. adding on to the club, you're like So it went all across, you know, it went all across the country, the ripple of that. that's disgusting. they'd rather not everything now. like if I do like Zany's in Nashville

1:30:21 on their stage But, you know, you get broke down by that system like all artists and creative people do. Like, how much of your time did you actually invest in continuing your career? Well, I appreciate that. Thank you. You're going to fucking tell them. she made me laugh like no woman has ever made me laugh before but that statement like it was her, but she's like, you gotta see this woman. Oh my God. She made me laugh. Like no woman has ever made me laugh before. But that statement, like it was a different kind of

1:32:50 I mean, you know, I learned it on stage. Nowhere. Plus, they were handsome as hell. But anyway, so she'd invite him in. i mean he'd do it and we us kids are just we'd be peeing our pants it's so funny so he would just And he always called her a greenhorn and stuff because she was an immigrant. And I was only four, but he got pissed. and you had the feeling that you get when you go on stage and you have an idea.

1:35:48 So I was like, you're eating too much. Oh, it's so fun. It's hilarious. It's so your karma. Yeah. It's totally. I told her she had to go to I know it's coming. I mean, arguing about whether or not she should have to go to bed is the beginning of arguing whether or not she should have a terrible job. No, no. So I tried to explain. I showed her some pictures when she was a baby. I go, because you're a growing organism. So I try to explain.

1:37:56 I go, yep. funny my dad said i we were jews you know in salt lake and so i was always like how come santa doesn't come Yeah, I loved that dark. He told me, he broke it all down for me. Your dad was a big commie? When you got these people that are getting arrested Especially about unions or anything. Like what? oh the transgenders what was it about not all of them i've been in arguments not not all of them

1:40:58 It's time to rid every community, every type, every street of predators Everybody's got assholes in their group. I'm 100% for equality. Right, absolutely. There's people that are on, like, Team AT&T. I think almost all do. I'm from fucking Milwaukee. I'm not going to agree with you now. I don't have like any umbrella of fucking hope that the right thing is going to happen because people are fucking stupid.

1:43:39 Okay, wait a minute. I think the majority of people are actually good, but they are the people kept away from the seats of power. No, it's someone next door. Yeah, they probably hate me too. So they're fucking banging on my door That there are good people everywhere So I think that's good too. I think maybe, I think there might be, I think there might be.

1:46:06 Fuck yeah, wag the dog. The CIA printed in the paper during the beginning of the Iraq invasion that they were going to release fake stories. The Tower 7 confusion or conspiracy, rather, is that there was so much evidence inside that building that could have That Tower 7 thing fell like it was a controlled demolition. I've heard so many people's theories of what they think it is.

1:47:59 you know, if you were inclined to Look at that. They tried to say that it was like a second slower than free fall speed. That's the set. were applauding for the firemen and the workers who do the actual work. Oh, yeah. and they were so caring and they were coming together against a common uh you know foe yeah and I was watching people walking down the street after that for quite some time, maybe six months.

1:51:42 Yeah. Mission accomplished. It's like, wow. every nation that's been in power has always tried to steal the natural But who is he talking to? And they're like, yeah, let's go fuck into Iraq and kick some ass. You know, I've heard a lot of opinion another to sort of rectify some of the problems that we have, They capitalized on it. When we go back and—

1:55:23 Yeah, I do, too. fucking narcissistic. Not only have you who went into a war under dubious pretenses And then I think the other thing is going to be So there's a big admission for people to look at. Yeah. Getting people to do that. with it. What are you saying? Oh, no, no, they certainly did. I think that the idea that the Who's all connected? That makes a lot more sense to me.

1:58:55 Yeah. line and then set a timer If they don't lie, here's how they fix the world. So already it's a fucking scam. I'm saying people are saying that. And a lot of people look for order in that chaos. They have Carlisle groups, the whole thing. But the original quote was that September 11th, And they're like, And I say, That's probably to diffuse the architects and engineers for 9-11 Truth and people along those lines that are asking for answers.

2:02:15 That's a fascinating one that people have been wanting more and more lately to pin on More than 100 over 10 years. That's one of those you never forget where you were moments, right? You had to deal with it. Was that it? I wanted to say that when I was running for president so bad on stage. and project it onto the stuff that is in the chemtrails and that

2:04:39 Yes, I did. That's what they say. It's all they. It's all fucking bullshit on both sides. And then they're not going to contribute any money to the tax dollars anymore. A lot of them young black men. They're going after people that are in poverty. Well, it's a system that exploits the many for the benefit of the few. Yeah. It's like, I got to have bodyguards

2:07:37 Because they're so fucking crazy. Then you become a they. of this fucked up system the company rules But, you know, they're bullshit, too. Of course he is on coke. That's what corporations do. Strong words. The feminine divine. But in thinking the things that, like the standard of feminine or the philosophy of feminine, It's the correct things. Well, you would also say that there's a yin and a yang and that the masculine is more aggressive.

2:12:00 That would be a society like, shit, man, the women have taken control. That's what you're seeking. a lot of, you know, When mothers start implementing a smarter system, that changes things right away. And we were trained for that. No. the women did a huge amount of the work. A huge amount of the reason why everybody was surviving A little more connected.

2:14:57 But after you've been doing something for a couple thousand years, it kind of comes into your DNA and it gets like it's your default because you've been well-bred or programmed for that. like Papua New Guinea, where they sexually molest young boys from the time they're young. They take It's something that people create. agree with what you said earlier before that it might not be there's a thing well i think it is

2:17:46 And, you know, the people, they do have that power and it is coming. I think it's the people that are listening to people like us having these conversations. That plants a seed in his head or her head. And I'm on that spectrum, you know. But when applied, I mean, these are like some of the greatest thinkers as per solutions that have ever existed. for Ted Turner at the time, you know, when they started cable news and everything.

2:21:29 and the greatest thing about it is that, you know, the ills of the world will begin to disappear because people will be smart enough and won't want to walk over dead bodies anymore because and philosophy at the top driving it. The only reason that you can be that positive It's not we're not stopping right here. Whatever. We're gonna be a million years from now. It's gonna be very difficult to

2:23:35 Advance in our understanding of each other. Well, and even on a different way of looking at it, what we were talking about earlier about New York, the people that make the electricity come, I won't forget it either. I remember that feeling. It was a very, very, very strange time. because of that, but fuck. I do think that it's moved to where it's like the leader of the United

2:26:19 So we didn't have a point of reference. sickening to me is that those people who sent their kids over there to fight for, you know, there's a bunch of people who felt it. And what's really sickening to me is that those people who sent their kids over there to fight for, you know, an idea that they agreed with and that everybody agrees with. And not only do they blow everything up,

2:28:19 But that's how you fucking create a middle class. Judges get a kickback. You know, they took public money and put it in private pockets and they did And I think that you breaking it down like that is going to let people sort of look at Yeah. He's not getting any school. You don't have the right to give my grandkids asthma. Give us our bullshit. The simple truth is fucking overwhelming to them because they're fucking liars.

2:31:40 win in the casino. There isn't any fucking hope. All there is, is just, you know, uniting with other people and helping each other to get rid of fucking criminals that are robbing us. I think that'll become an internet meme, what you just said. Maybe I'm full of shit on some topics. I wonder what's going to be the trigger. a debt jubilee they can forgive the debt student loan debt they can do that all if they you know

2:33:38 And you got to do what you got to do. No, I didn't like him. I knew he was. I ran against him. I came in fifth. I spent zero dollars. Is that what it was? Politicians make bridges between communities and people for, you know, money to come into that community. say, I'm praying that people will wake up and rejoin the human race. And they want to hold them over your head and keep you from trying to change the system.

2:36:37 it's like I'm not even going to fucking make it funny. I believe we do. It was right after, it was on the Geraldo Rivera show, actually. This is Geraldo Rivera He was a young man, and he was a wild fuck. He was the host of it. But he did put on Radical People. Fuck yeah he did. He was a young man and he was a 1963. They bought it and then That's Dick Gregory.

2:39:23 of the only guys that was anal enough to go through Like the reason why the single bullet theory was concocted in the first place, the single bullet itself appearing on Connolly's gurney magically at the hospital and being responsible for going through two people's bodies and leaving more in residue of the bullets in Connolly's body than was missing from the actual bullet itself.

2:40:51 bullet hole in Kennedy's neck, they turned that into a trach wound. It's a different wound in the So they turned it into a trach wound. So you go back and forth like you're getting all bipolar. That creep Arlen Specter, he was on the Warren Commission. The Warren Commission was filled with criminals and crazy people, madmen, No. sign language shit standing three feet away from the president who oh by the way when you go back

2:43:14 pretended to be a sign language guy. I certainly think so. leaving a legacy of sadness and destruction behind you with leaving a legacy of sadness and destruction I don't think so in that way. and you've got so much money in the bank that you can't even spend it all, Once the dust settles, you're still Roseanne. He said the Beatles thing. He's like, well, the cost was our nervous system. I know that. I love that George Harrison said that one time. He said the Beatles thing

2:45:32 It's a lot of fame. How old were you Of course, they're all sold out and compromised now. I'm getting a facelift. I had about 15 nervous breakdowns. It's a lot. No one understands. Plus the amount of fucking, just the impact of all those people staring at you all the time. They're allowed to just shove cameras in your face because you're the famous person.

2:48:54 That's worth it. We're from fucking Iowa. Will you come back? By my nuts. It's a good time for comedy. You can if you want. Buck Angel. All right. Big kiss. Mwah. sponsor. Thanks to Ting. Go to rogan.ting.com. Save yourself some money and we'll see you tomorrow.