Joe Rogan Experience #435 — Aubrey Marcus Transcript

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0:00 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out! We are telling you this, this December 31st, there was an article that was just released this week There's a video of He kills those caimans. So when he does his drugs, he's so peaceful. Oh my god, he's tripping his balls off. Look at its dilated eyes. wild, man. they don't have paper money that looks the same as our money just because we just decide all that

3:45 You're robbing them. They don't really want to work in a factory. And actually the Russian government gave the Siberian tribe, the Chuchki, So they tried it and started drinking. You know what I mean? And people don't want to admit this either. That makes you a freak. His house knows who he is when he goes into every room. That guy's got $100 billion.

6:38 It's just like being out here in nature. Wash disposable cups in the dishwasher because that was part of the game that was saving him more money and keeping his pot bigger. There is a middle way. You know, what's bad is shitty behavior. Right. Let's say you have goats and you want pineapples. how that currency is run we don't get to decide where like the idea that we don't get to we don't

9:34 Who? And I comprise one of 300 million that's in the population Is it even one one-hundredth of one percent Are you just stealing money? At that point, I'm too big to fail, Joe. It's going to work out for him. keep fucking us. No. They all need it. Weed is a gateway drug. we live in a dream aubrey marcus it makes no sense because the people before us fucked it up so hard

12:14 Well, read this. who had lived the same way for hundreds and hundreds of years. and everything they're covering up. I've been surprised this year, looking back at 2013, okay, so that's way more corrupt. You can just count where that money's going to and what their response is going to be. I must have missed it. I'm going to pay you about a hundred bucks a week and you're just going to dodge bullets

15:04 He's crazy. I've got you. Maybe for you. but then you get these large-ass numbers and these manipulations and this But she was like a teeny bopper girl. If they read their Twitter, you can make them think that you think a terrible thought about them. So why are you doing it this way? We don't need your nonsense. wish i had a better dad how many people i've met that didn't like their dad they're like yeah my

18:49 dun. We're gonna call it a death. Oh grandpa passed away a real life. Allegedly. So the first step is to kind of wake up and realize that this is the dream. and it's all kind of the same co-created dream. seek, they seek help with pills and booze and bullshit and bad relationships and drama at work whether or not you smoked a joint or ate a mushroom or, you know, there's a lot going on here.

22:14 Yeah, I'm a big Dwight Yoakam fan. And if you put your nose on my face, you'd be like, does something go on? Your nose looks different or something. Are you seeing the same color? I am because orange looks stupid. How do do you like orange you want an orange car you fucking weirdo you know but you is I'm flying along with this condor eagle I feel bad for this human. Look at the way the world appears to them. Look at the way, you know,

25:05 But, you know, just because you have a certain lens of perception doesn't mean that that can't change with your choices and with your belief. Like a lot of times you get in an argument with someone and in fucking zoos. who's right about random facts. But I've had conversations with people where they'll say something to me. He goes, I think it's too simplistic

27:18 sound because i think that chimps obviously they think and mushrooms make me think in a completely unique Let's fuck. or humanoids or whatever, what stage they were on at a certain point. If it wasn't good to drink and alcohol is available as many places as it is, we would be insane. So do hammers. day, and yet I still do it again. Having a good time is nice.

29:26 and do tequila shots with some bandits. Don't get to that point. We went out to a tasty drinks Or just drink one margarita, What are you doing, mister? You got to get over that at a certain point. Oh, you didn't have as much fun. The eyelids shut. Ka-chunk! I gotta learn how to do podcasting without movement. You can only say that if you live that person's body.

32:10 I had trying to have a conversation with some dude this weekend that I like he's a nice guy, but he was Are you drunk? a little bit. It's such a weird phenomenon. are allergic to peanuts. That's All you have to remember, folks, is some people are allergic to peanuts. Eating some honey roasted peanuts. It's not like opiate addiction. The adaptive human being survives in the face of poison.

34:40 all kinds of bad shit would happen but But if the other personality ate strawberries, and then it was talking about it. It's been a while. I don't know. Like you you have an effect on these particles they interact with the whole universe all around you Or this is a fucking dream and we're the dreamers. And we can control and maneuver different things

37:24 Dude, I read your book. And this was their solution for government? you're running a system that if you know about something in advance you you you can profit off solvers as monkeys, but the when I'm not happy, I really spent some time, actually the float tank helped me with this. I'm either worried about something in the past or I'm thinking about something in the future.

40:21 So you're afraid of that, or you're afraid of something changing. So if I can just remove the attachment and say, hey, guess what? You know, I'm still just a being that exists and I'll be okay. Now, doing that is super difficult. This is an MRI that someone posted on the Rogan board, and got in a little fucking rat cocksucker's head, Then that is the scene.

42:52 it looks so fake too that's not how the fucking who's a famous psychedelic adventurer, wrote The Island, No, crazy bitch probably killed him. No, I didn't really call her a bitch. the spirit to exit and that's what the people who live with you know the shamans and the the ooh, son, drink a whole bottle of NyQuil and right into the next dimension of existence

45:14 Multidisciplinary Association of Psychedelic Studies. as they mentioned, because you can totally tell when someone's on mushrooms, someone's not on mushrooms. well the result the results are just you know you start these people are allowed to kind of write Yeah? No? You're going to play World of Warcraft, over here. You're a goddamn grown man. For corporations and for

47:36 That's what pissed me off about reading the responses paid for that? You did, I did. We paid for it. We both Look at this. That means like a the government wants 75%. You know what you should say? which will fucking do whatever they want and that people who teach my fucking kids in school It's actually a brilliant thought and should be the way it goes.

50:35 They exist and eventually the best ones will continue because they're doing the most good. Here's some money That's the best way to protect you. If you made $50,000 this year, you know, X amount of $100 should have to go towards these funds or towards whatever it is. Either it's going to be an anonymous dump off at the federal government Like when I got too much going on, I'm very flighty.

52:32 We're going to take over food. and that natural resources should be extracted from places. and give it to you because I think I can get You know my... what the fuck, dude? more than enough. How many enemies are you looking to launch missiles at at any given time? media who's taking some payments about this weirdness of people putting things on television that's negative to get people to go oh

55:11 We've got our conservatives over on this end. If you have fat legs, you can't work for Fox News. that makes people think that they're really trying hard to work shit out. And then you see those pictures from that airplane flight This is a gridlock. you and Duncan got in an argument creepy and then he's he's lying he's not telling the truth. That's true.

57:18 And everything, there's no sexiness. yay you can be a hard ass That's something to be afraid of, people. Not white people, Aubrey Marcus. Toyota commercial and the fuck the world, I win. think with a lot of these people they're depressed because whatever at what this monkey's doing. Please stop. who knows what the... I'm not a depressed person, but I have friends that have had

1:00:58 because of choices they've made in life antidepressants like instead they've tried people on antidepressants and they've tried people to just start really exercising on a You know, go rollerblading. pipes. You ever go away on vacation, you come back, you turn your faucet on. You're like, If it wasn't for him, I swear to God, I'd be like, for greatness. There's time enough to be the best you that you could be for sure. And it all,

1:03:36 mistakes I've ever made, but yelling at someone I didn't have to yell at them for, So you've got to regulate how much you dwell But, you know, life is strange. some point in my life or someone hadn't been cruel to me, safe, but you are so not safe at any moment. after you almost lost control on a turn. and loves you define yourself by that well you know i guess fucking i start things and i quit

1:06:12 Write it down. Write down what you would like to fix about your life. Say you're the general. You don't fuck. Your teeth to rot out of your head, you fucking dunce? The perfect time to write down stuff and do it. as like focusing on the problems that you got in your life, So two people are at fault here? That's why the government's scared. You got to go back.

1:08:38 You got to stop that shit. I love myself. Just happiness. You know, it's like the scene in fucking Into the Wild Like, if you're there by yourself, it's really fascinating. and Ryan Callahan went to Montana and went hunting, There's no phone towers, no planes flying overhead. place is amazing like this is nuts and like someone else explained to you like

1:10:57 You know, right? You feel better because they feel great too. It sucks. We want what we want, you know, we want to eat that cookie. Fuck my diet. We want what we want right now It goes away. It's only a good time if everybody has a good time. If that's what you're doing, It's community, dude. empathetic beings and picking up on, you know, the energy of them suffering versus us. Or you

1:14:54 I'd say you're doing a shitty job of managing your environment. Like what are you doing stupid? What a stupid idea this is well that is Like, no. to themselves. And I, you know, I've harped on this point a few times now, but it's sometimes Imagine if somebody else is of course, we tell ourselves And that shit's got to stop too. they allegedly were the ones who taught Castaneda

1:17:31 basically, is what they call it. And we're at constant war with what they say is the parasite. If you say, oh, yeah, I love that guy, but I wouldn't tell him that he's really fucking himself up with this. I love myself enough to fucking demand better to say, I want more for my fucking life and I'm going So if we don't value ourself, Why should they give a fuck about Laurel Canyon?

1:20:00 They're going to suck your blood out and use it to power old people. yourself. That's just, oh, fuck you, man. But if you're in a constant treat yourself, you're not going to let anybody else fucking run all over you either. Yeah, But more importantly, forget about the violence. ways that you're fucking up this vibe man it has no it doesn't have any bearing on you having a

1:22:50 It's like yes they start to get too happy or they start to it's like just fucking hammering down on the shot caller this kind of stealing pencils is not as bad as stealing all the coltan in africa you're right however don't But I'm trying to mix it up. because feminism will take care of all inequality. I was like, that is cute. that makes you feel snooty and smart,

1:26:37 know if you see a guy stomp on a frog in front of you he does that guy doesn't You know, really, if you just stick with what's the truth, hey, be good to fucking people either way. Yeah, fucking for sure, man. So they're saying women, if your man has had something to drink, do not have sex with him because if you do, he cannot consent. One of those dudes is like,

1:28:38 you're saying that everybody All of a sudden people are talking about, I'm talking about it. They've made a bad decision. talk about it now people are forced to debate the broad spectrum that we have of intoxication whether it's barely tipsy to uh Is it one drink? Ooh, that's kind of rapey. Like if you just come and pass like, God, you're so different.

1:31:17 somehow or another, you're a bad person. you don't treat me like a queen RUN! else okay that shit happens no no it does not happen i don't know what you're talking about Do you think that Duck Dynasty guy should cut his beard? you're a gay guy would be like going shopping with girls that are really hot you know look you're Okay. you liked fucking General Hospital, man.

1:34:08 I just want to stick my one in the mouth, one in the ass and just fuck them back and forth. It's just like you and, it's fucking cold in that place. It's like, man, Yeah, I bet I would. Do you feel it now? What's underneath this layer? Someone please animate this scene. You ever see like a Sasha Grape horn David Copperfield in Vegas. Lance Burton. They wrap that beard around the wrist so they can get a real good grip on the face.

1:36:23 But some girls like to get their hair purled. And if they are, only do it once, and then get out of there. Because, you know, the logical way would do get underneath that 40-pound sack of potatoes. I mean weren't they talking about like ducks, duck calls? Are you on a duck show? Why are you worrying about dudes making choices? Come on, guys guys there's something there

1:38:11 by hurting the environment. You have to have this fucking horrible sense of being restricted in order to really appreciate the freedom. There is no real. That's the thing. Nothing's real because there is no real. And if nothing's real, reality. That is, that's, is that a hundred percent sure? Yes. We, we know what it is. Okay. Fuck! You could presumably take it

1:41:00 criticized. It's not like it's under debate. So those, the guys who understand it agree, it agree at least for the most part i should i'm sure there's probably a few that don't You know, Deepak Chopra, who I think, for the most part, is a guy who means because he's a woo peddler she called him a woo peddler i fucking love that woo peddler because I don't know if he's wrong or right.

1:43:26 they're talking about. and get in an isolation tank, he would realize, like, oh, my, I could just relax here. even though I think sometimes he's silly. It's a different kind of silly. might be a way. And at least if it's not, it's a good way to think about it that will help you forget some of that too. You know, I mean, there's something to be said for thinking about things,

1:46:16 there's, I think there's a lot of things going on. There's a lot of things going on in this life. The only reason why you're not freaking out is because it's like thousands of miles wide, but it's still a spaceship and you had a lucid dream where you're aware. as you possibly could and not, not be so fucking stressed out about all this nonsense, you know?

1:48:31 But it's like, remember when you were in school and there was a project and you had to use your hand to make a turkey? And other people had beautiful turkeys. and draw a bunch of squiggly things I think one of the coolest pieces that I've seen, All right, we'll play that. and slip say 75 years of subjective time into eight hours of sleep. And go on dangerous journeys.

1:51:45 And then you say, well, And after you'd gone on doing this, you see, for some time, If you were God... I keep hearing this clipping. What is that? Because all perfectly known futures, you would have to say at the past You want an opportunity to live in a crazy world like this thoughts and you don't have a penis and your body is smooth and there's no danger because you

1:55:55 certain way or at least some some form of it i've been talking a lot about this lately and something it and you become exhausted but then you're at peace for like the rest of the day accomplishing oh, well then you're going to be a failure in life. Do you know that Johnny? Cause there's Outstanding he was gonna talk to you about psychopaths and reward you for knowing about them when they were talking about like who shot Kennedy Lee

1:58:08 I mean, I think without, some people still do run But what they're forgetting is that the human organism is designed to work and be a working Altogether, we're here to Be honest with yourself and be nice to yourself. at the vine that he has. is the pain from your past, you know, I'm going down like a flying sidekick in a Bruce Lee movie right to the top of that stupid fucking tiger's head.

2:01:05 I'm at 70 feet, I'm going to sidekick him right a I forget who it was. like you know like behind like a reverse like rear naked choke that position It doesn't have the same amount of leverage, though. with all his extra thousand pounds as you're coming down. with just one claw. But the distance those things can jump is just There was a bit in my Talking Monkeys in Space comedy special that was about a true story about the Sundarbans,

2:04:29 dropped it off hopped back in the water swam back out to the boat killed another guy took him into because the water there is very brackish, They protect them. They protect them. Because they have, you know, I don't think you understand what a tiger is, son. It's so big. first of all, I'd poke him in the eyes, You can't do a goddamn thing. But I would definitely

2:06:50 Unless you have guns. How many seconds did take for that thing to get on you you're dead you're dead man. I saw that fucking video That was Russia or something along those lines? Well, how about Kim Jong-un? You got the guy down. There's a little sidekick action. Strong guy. they're beating the shit out of him keep kicking by a gun jam. Wow. Dennis Robbins is still going to go over there and play basketball.

2:09:32 Wow. I'm just talking a lot of junk. Maybe he just realized like my uncle's an asshole. and his pills. The bad news is he's dead. Rodman's bringing some of the good molly. It comes out. don't exude sweat, but rather saliva. they've recognized that And they're like, this could solve friction in the universe. So what? ridiculous in terms of the context of saying

2:13:19 Why are we giving people shots of B12? Now this is where it gets squirrely. amount of continued problems that these people have with their hearts. Well, at the point that And so they take these studies and then there was some other study where actually it did show some, that are out there. And some are showing benefit for mood. Some are showing different benefit for

2:15:49 Yeah. It is. or massive amounts of Like, what kind of stupid fucking study is that? you question, you know, in those situations, you follow the money, who's to benefit from blowing I told you vitamins are nonsense. Those nonsense haters. There's a lot of people that hate And, you know, you get people to pay attention to you. is, is that, you know, the people who are really paying attention, hopefully can dig a little

2:19:17 And everybody picked it up and the whole world kind of took notice of it. Because they got that first bit in it out so if you start telling people the vitamins aren't going to help you and vitamins actually You know why? Science has figured out these vitamins, okay? It's so far from food. The fucking guy upstairs is not that stupid. He's not feeding us rocks. It snuck in, man. Somebody probably put're supposed to eat the rock, dude. No. Come on. The fucking guy upstairs is not that stupid.

2:21:33 I mean, eat a healthy diet. well, get the freeze-dried, powdered I feel better when I eat it. That nutrition will pass through. I have a perfect example, too, with my chickens. was an egg. Eggs are good for you. I thought an egg was together they have like this little community and they have plenty of space and they eat you know But there's a big difference in the way their food tastes based on their diet.

2:24:09 They don't taste so good. the healthier you're going to be, the happier you're going to be about yourself and your health. all the way through the whole machine. It came Except popcorn. Popcorn seems to go right through. But yet, why is corn so yummy? party there, Joe Rogan. So is blue corn Really? But we need to get Monsanto Yeah. We're just figuring it out ourselves still.

2:26:42 Absolutely. with Joey Diaz, Ari Shafir, and Brian Callen. Happy New Year, everybody. But live in the now. And on Twitter, the same thing, right? Too much. Good. Bye-bye. out of you and we will see you soon bye bye