Joe Rogan Experience #440001 — Todd McCormick Transcript

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0:00 Is that a lad too? And had you gone, you knew I wanted just to hold you. And I know that sounds ridiculous. As always, sponsored by The Fleshlight, Todd McCormick, my good friend to my right. So basically, they get you in a case, and then they railroad you by restricting your of the voodoo plant Sometimes girls talk too much. Sometimes they use me, though.

3:39 It's like a lamp. He would salvage it as a water line was and you just jumped yeah yeah the fleshlight guys And we met all of them, the whole group of them, That was because of Todd. Last April 20th, it was shown in over Here, I'll turn them up. new strain of THC that lets you I say sadly? You can get it everywhere, right? that were all heavily influenced by Jack.

6:47 of years, you know, long before it ever became illegal, not only just for psychoactive uses, no-nonsense. Wasn't he a veteran as well? for victory yeah well he gave it to a Wall Street Times reporter And Jack went to the Library of Congress And he had this epiphany while he was smoking a joint. Victory listed in two different spots. And somehow when the people at the Library of Congress were

9:05 We proved them wrong. Yeah, that made it illegal for people to smoke and have. I found it on the CNN international quiz back in the nineties. Yeah. We needed hemp for sales. and this is still going on. I mean, it is or to protect you from pharmaceutical drugs. In all reality, the government doesn't really care about your well-being. The reason they really stepped up

11:46 to run off petrochemical fuels. or ropes or sails or heavy-duty tents or canvas for art, and I and i'd walked up to you and said hey they're going to make a plant called Because the Native Americans here did not have the plant that Europe used to evolve from really in a sense cavemen like days 1800. 1790, we got think that our country was founded our farms were founded on corn and cotton they are kidding

14:25 gets into a really big role because when you go back, would you say what was available? Well, We couldn't make sails to sail back to Europe with unless we grew hemp. this big epiphany, they were good for us. And we outlawed the number one nutritious-based plant Okay, so just hemp, the textile, you think, Rope? A lot of people don't even know that. That was one of the main ways to do it.

17:01 What the fuck, dude? Definitely after the person started smoking weed. they didn't have oils that they could make paints into So you think that was like our thoughts to one another? with hemp and mulberry. This is how deep it is to our whole being. I know that what you're saying is true, but It's illegal, right? the psychoactive part doesn't matter how about that if i said that in all honesty because

19:37 I hate saying they in that negative a term, but when you look at something like the military-industrial complex and the way they've crept into our life, William Randolph Hearst. Well, it was solutions. using the tax stamp on to do pond I'll break it on. Do you got an old emperor? What were you guys just talking about? I'll bring it to you. on the next election to make marijuana

21:47 How do you register to vote? I think it closes in about four days, though. I think that most national... But on a state level, it kind of is. But the point is they can do it. In a lot of ways, minorities – use for hundreds of years. When you say wild, though, wasn't it all kind of wild? It was the end of a, not La Cucaracha, but a similar song. it looked like a smoke

24:00 pulled this out of the song And it was directed towards the racism, before they used to use slavery. Hemp is back. these people didn't even know that they were outlawing hemp they had no idea they had no idea had no idea they were outlawing their source product. well let me tell you, man. some stupid adult for a stupid answer. Yeah, you might not be able to get the book online instantly, right away.

26:32 a new bum thing now. Has sex with boys You know? Well, you know, Prop 19 gives us the ability or gives counties the ability money, and they're going to enjoy it. But I think a lot of cities are going to step up and look at it from an opportunistic perspective, in california we're getting more and more assistance with this because the ag's office to make all sorts of oils and edible seed concoctions and all sorts of shit that you can do.

29:35 for the same amount of paper production. because liquor industry has a strong corporate interest in keeping things status quo as does around potheads or you're you know, people that have started smoking pot, it relaxes you. It makes you nicer. What would be the motivation to try to stop all that? What Well – direction. And that's why war It's all chaos.

31:56 It has an ethic to its progress and evolution. which is humanity, and our collective experiences just basically aid humanity Well, my thoughts always go towards technology whenever I talk about the subject is because I don't know how much our technology is going to matter We think that. because people are curious degree of finite it's it's going to come to some type of you know the

34:31 The sun doesn't set. that you're giving birth by being a human being, hatching some new life form, you know it's like over and over and over again people have found like these little weird retarded And do you remember when you were in college, you would see these guys trying to sign this paper that's making medical marijuana illegal? You were anti-pot.

36:17 best customers, though. Oh, they do now. No, no. They got way bigger using pot than not. But listen, man, they use that shit They all are. I think you should be able to do whatever the fuck you want. really part of it. the same as my problem with marijuana is where does that end if you're telling me that you can't if they come up with myostatin inhibitors or some new fucking nanobot that they can stick into your system

38:54 And that's really the problem that we're all living in. Yeah, but they'd all be dying too, man. That's why he got it, though. He always pinches his balls. He could be riding on a bike with I'm sure. You wouldn't have a story then. Don't forget our sponsor. whatever the fuck it is cycling committee there there's like the whole slew of dudes he was hanging with

40:59 But see, shouldn't we be just as pissed? Forget about that. simply that we were misinformed. When was the last time anybody seriously talked about bringing Dick Cheney to justice? I mean, good for Lance Armstrong, but come on, really? the movies is man people want to talk when they're high no no it's a bowling alley they're just It's more of just Yeah, you'd have to have

43:23 Yeah. Yeah, that's a sweet move. undercutting each other $35 for a doctor's note, who is really trying to help a lot of people out. I don't think it figured it would fuck if you have a hangnail if it's a legal avenue for you to get medicine bothers me. Have some weed. And there's going to be is going to step in and say we're going to take away your joint that's bullshit and you know what

46:45 That's all well and good, Without the hangnail prescriptions, man, Easily. No, it's not true. Oh, you can even see the actual prescriptions for alcohol written on the internet if you type it in. So you could make wine. Well, right, and here you are distilling alcohol, right? And you would also You do realize that, right? they could fit it in because marijuana wasn't refined distilled or manufactured in any way

49:19 Because they would sell booze. Same concept. It's a long time ago. Oh, like, go back in, you mean. allowed to bring your own shit and that's exactly what it was a lot of the beach communities had it They have equal rights, as crazy as that sounds. know what it was like to lose that freedom. Was that the most ridiculous shit ever? about building the mosque at Ground Zero.

52:05 Can't be a racist where I'm a racist. craziest by far. They're taking it to the next level. Day. See, the problem is, again, it's they. dude across seas had that little comic that A left Dutch politician said that the problem we have is that we should not tolerate intolerance. wake up, people, you know? You know, first Bibles? Printed on hemp. So they wrote it on animal skins,

54:38 history, it's phenomenal. 900 years. mathematicians that start looking at that and that what they did is come come up with some insane calendar and that what the I Ching the end of the world's coming you're the end of the world's now for you bitch you don't even exist They were super, super advanced, and that they have not discovered that are just in South America,

57:25 There was a plant that they had harvested that contained lysergic acid. Lysergic acid dimethylene? That's what LSD is. They had this area where Ibogaine is that plant that gives you this fucking rebirth experience and makes people quit heroin. Anyway, he goes down to Mexico to this Ibogaine thing. Totally illegal. They're the most ridiculous thing of all

59:59 Writing shit down. Well, that's what we started with. Why ox? You don't even say ox with an A. That's stupid. How did it become an A?