Joe Rogan Experience #440002 — Todd McCormick Transcript

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0:00 and they move shit around and put things in weird places. So it's clear what you're translating. No languages? in real time going to be languages though I think things are going That's like having Willie Mays' Imagine when they figure out how to stimulate the mind to create certain states, Yeah, what a rush. my own reality because he said no problem you know it's injected into muscularly is that a problem

2:57 And he walked back in, and I felt a little alcohol swab on my muscle, I don't know. side of this was my good friend was in the in the other room and i was background panic noise while down next to the bed and I actually stopped screaming at that point and my And I was like, okay. It's not a cool place to have a friend actually. As much as this is going to blow all of the credibility I just had about talking about pot,

6:09 no i don't think the pill or i wouldn't think that your environment would have to deal here's and you're connected to this one big, different and it was weird i had a long conversation with john lilly after it and he really he was i i He probably felt bad. I'm going to say, yo, man, you are the shit, and I'm going to do? I'm going to work this. I'm going to work this. I'm going to stroke it. I'm going to calm up. I'm going to say, yo, man, you are the shit,

7:36 I had never really thought about that until just this minute. Whack people out with special K and throw them into a fucking tank of water. He was awesome. within themselves. When you get in this tank It's a spaceship, man. how good you are at truly letting go. go write them down lucid. That's amazing. and check my Twitter. I'll be like, What are these,

10:12 I wonder if these guys are all kooks or if they're like disinformation guys that work for the government. right under everybody's noses. Yes! We have been on this planet evolving with dogs for thousands of years, and we don't speak Doberman. They'll be able to decipher our language. We'd be like cows. world and what we do to killer whales we know the killer whales rescue human

12:13 And we know what dolphins do. They kill them with their face. so that when they have babies, It's all from documentaries. How long does a dolphin live? I'm a freak. They're so pretty. through the water God damn Attached to the dolphin No That can't be real That's totally real No one's fucking dolphins the internet of people fucking dolphins. Have you seen those? No. No.

13:52 I don't remember. I need some clarification. Instantly, you can find out. Yeah, it's YesOn19.com. He's looking up. Everything's censored by Apple. All the porn websites, none of them are Hey, there are a lot of Christians is that his name? because, you know, Because black folks voted some ridiculous number, What is this guy's name? Due to the size of the dolphin's dick, the best way you can have sex with a male dolphin

16:27 Yes. Yeah. Yeah, we're watching it. Whoa. It's like the only time I ever watch ads now another Christian man in a position of power and live in total secrecy and then pick out the little gay kids Whoa, I think it's true. What's up with that crazy fish head? Why not just... It's an urban myth? But still they actually give it to them salt God, don't procreate.

19:07 Yeah, what's up with that? So what's up? That was the first prohibition. God would make some shit that he didn't want you to eat. Joe, do you ever wonder if that snake, that one snake, the original snake, ever made it, if he made it on Noah's Ark? they'll make fun of fucking Jewish God, and none of them believe in Muhammad. I know how to heal you sick I know where you'll be warm.

21:27 or go down the road You know, rah, rah, my team, Because you're not from Indiana. They're not within a certain distance of where you sleep. and they're not known for much in Indiana. That was kind of big for rednecks, too. Well, I know. Boo. Fucking liberal. You know, in Ohio, the farms are getting so bad that they're closing farms left and right a farmer when you get seeds from monsanto big deal and you know hemp is the one thing that we need to

24:46 They will sue you if you choose. How crazy is that? Every year. Wow. That is the You know hemp is grown in every industrialized that are in whole foods these cunts. It's the fucking best country. It's got Indiana. It's one of my favorites. is saying is that it's going to lend itself to corporations, because they're comfortable right now and they're profiteering,

27:18 Doctors were historically wealthy, companies are stepping up? but he had cash and he polled the initiatives and he found that more liberal initiatives were not don't live in LA, who has been closing down all the Los Angeles bot clubs. What's the cop's name? Yes. Ideologically, who knows what he's invested in? There's something going on. And what was her position in eBay?

30:40 $100 million for a job that pays $200,000 a year? with this $100 million influence? This is the part Oh, these kids are smoking this loco weed. So why would this very wealthy person want to stop medical marijuana in California? When you have that much money, Joe, It's bad for your chemical investments. other actors have to stop and think, man, I won't get hired if I start getting all radical. And

33:14 You can be yourself as long as you're a nice person. and where they're coming from. You know, why would you not want people to know I don't know. She probably got fired. she doesn't creep you out? you'd freak the fuck out? doing that forever. I was terrified. because most cultures put their most intellectually capable people in power and not their best idiots, their class clowns.

36:05 But I'm saying that anybody who's a woman that wants to run shit, that's kind of crazy. Okay, I don't want to be a leader. around the world. I'm like, there's a lot. 200 monkey people and we I don't give a... It certainly is. And then they became that from my female friends. You're definitely comfortable in your relationship, John. Women should totally be presidents.

38:23 Listen, most women. Most of the male race doesn't want to be president. I go, what's going on there? well, you're the figurehead for the retard movement they're crazy god damn insane and glenn Beck is just making gold underwear and gold socks and diamond-covered fucking cars. Double dumb. a black lady with a lisp an alien. I thought your concept of us being

40:44 as a life form because it's an super organism. We don't think of planets that support life as a life form It might be conscious. And it's like, really? What does that mean When we blow holes It is. nest. Yeah, it went too far. See if you can find it. I mean, I don't know But people do it on purpose. T-R-E-P-A-N-I-N-G. away your fucking scalp and a canoe-shaped cutout on the top of their fucking skull.

43:58 It might have been just like religion. You've seen those women in Surrey, I didn't know the name. okay, give up a herd because she's willing to carry to come strong, son. Right. So dudes would have to give up. because the plate sits there You're willing to put plates in your lips They're like, they put boards on their heads and tied them down and literally extended their head.

46:00 heads and letting the air out. first asked an adult you know where did my disease come from and they went we don't know and i was if you will. No. Either I have problems where, like, obviously it was overgrowing, I'm not a germaphobe, but I actually am careful. I kick mine open like a man. Not if you've got Get some hemp flashlights. Yeah, like most people.

48:43 of what this fucking world is all about. him. Gary Coleman. At least he was a man. after his whole bad life. and sells it to him Like, yep, here he is. I've never seen that. Usually I do. and you think they're annoying. towards a common goal For financial reasons. that are just commercially motivated. When it comes from the enemy within, if you will.

51:09 all good there's a lot of good ones provide something that's good marijuana is good but So all these people that are selling it, the shit's going to go under because no one's And right now, it's the liquor companies. non-marijuana smoking amongst us. strains. Okay, let me break this down. Can I say this right now? There's a lot of confusion in this.

53:31 So when you go to India, all of the cannabis that's grown there is indica because it's in India. But when you go there, you'll find tropical varieties down by Goa and northern varieties up by the area that's now Pakistan and Hindu Kush. It's from near the equator. was like Acapulco Gold, Michoacan, Maui Waui, Jamaican. and those are the ones that have the different psychoactive effect. The ones that come in contact more with the sun are the ones that make you...

55:23 And through the 80s, we kind of developed this one- hit wonder pot that took away all that good energy and took away all all pot. You're going to smoke pot. You'll either get really they're in Canada growing in the fucking forest. indica and sativa that's what they called it right that's just universally in the pot community Well, no. The same way right now you walk up to a weed counter, it's almost like the same thing.

57:59 different experiences we've broken this down for people who don't know look practical knowledge You know, I'm going to take a nap and eat My haze, my sativa, you're calling it, shit where's your book before we go any further like who's this guy talking all this shit about This is a book, How to Grow Medical Marijuana. And I'm going to be talking about strain-specific growing.

59:37 need answered because I do not understand it. Now, Males are sexed much like men. faster than the females actually off early, so they called the male bitches because if they all—they're all males. the pollen is carried to the, Right. Well, when that male pollen hits those pistils, into really producing a lot of resins and she's waiting, waiting to be fertilized and it never comes.

1:02:23 And as we have bred away from the characteristics of these equatorial varieties that are more hemp-like, more then they'll be able to better direct what the different chemicals and also terpenes because Over-drying it, bad. Put it on top of his TV. And then there's a window of when those cannabinoids actually keep themselves, which is between How about different?

1:04:30 Even if you went with dark chocolate. trust their you know the way they handled it and stuff and on yeah not just measuring because you When you eat weed, it goes through your liver and kidneys, and it actually turns a chemical process, I mean 11-hydroxy, I'm on acid or something. We were flying to Austin, Texas, Because he was that high? Dave Chappelle did that too.

1:06:34 if you really want to you know? They need it back Herrer is how you say it, You know, no. Is there really? I'll give you permission. Just a little sprinkle. I can't just say it. Fuck it. I don't know what's up with that. What the fuck do you think I did? So easy. Is the dishwasher safe? to the top of it Play something with a song. one of these on Thursday.

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