Joe Rogan Experience #460002 — Chris Aubrey Marcus Transcript

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0:00 They just have this dense, thick heel skin that curls over on each side. again have you ever fucked a fat chick i'm gonna give you a second chance um i'm sure i have sure It was kind of like, oh, there's skin and boobs everywhere and ass everywhere. Duncan. I don't remember. I'm pretty sure that's it. That's funny. He jokes about it. That's what he likes, man.

2:30 what they're attracted to i'll go with a fucking like a long foot i don't want a big foot i don't So the big feet bother them? I don't like it. Are you more evolved than me? But what's up? It bugs the fuck out of me. girls with a unibrow she's over here spying on you but out of the Secret Service over there. Right. wouldn't shave their legs. I'll fucking shave.

5:06 But that's been, I mean, this female's right? Like, you got all that crazy hair. I don't know. They got the bush. Just keep a landing patch? probably it'll go in 10 years sasha gray fascinates me and one of the reasons why she fascinates me How does one do that? But Sasha Gray is one. So she kind of has owned it from the beginning. a little tough to watch the whole thing, but it was

7:50 It was a cool feeling, but you can't drag that on for an hour and a half. providing an intimate call girl experience Just kind of a snippet that lasts a little bit too long. And he would go to this massage parlor And he was trying to figure out, like he's asking me what I should do. that's gonna translate that there's so many things wrong with what you're trying to do

10:06 Oh, really? It's okay, because it's just rubbing your back. that was doing massages and you were really into her and then one of your buddies started getting When's our next one? And you're rubbing his ass cheeks from another male masseuse you know and that's some taliban type shit but you know and then you know, relationship. Marcus' Pimp Pan circumstance where there was some

12:54 They still chop their balls off so they can sing high. Nothing even going on. I don't even know my dad. question. You are on the blow-up dolls. If you do, it's not good. with big tubes and shit in the back and wires. It slips in your pocket, man. Do you think so? but no one's done it well yet. Like, hmm, just at a distance? No, no. so it goes on their assholes.

16:45 You want to hear something rather disturbing. So the guy stuffed the fleshlight up his butt, and then another guy fucked the fleshlight. Okay, see, if you stuff a fleshlight up your ass, Okay. Shut up. Well, the concept is basically that, you know, your hand doesn't feel anything like pussy. was just loads everywhere oh my god i barely made it you barely made it you have no idea what that's

19:07 Like, whoa, that's what I've been building up to. website no it was like 30 days or something like that i tried to do but yeah you you you know you what do you think about these fighters that hold off for months at a time? That's ridiculous. And that would fuck you up more. to fucking conquer. because they always want to get on the ground. I was relaxed

21:47 That shit didn't even make any sense. But you know my point. moving a hundred times faster Yeah. That's one of the beautiful things about the UFC. like, bam, it's over. But you had to see it. He was something nutty, right? that he was going to win. And I was like, Tyson doesn't lose. It's important when you're a on Joe Rogan right here. It just doesn't make any sense, man. He can't be losing. Tyson doesn't lose.

24:09 we're in his office i'm hanging out with my uncle and all of a sudden this dude walks in and it's There's people like Kenny Loggins I met the flute dude. Piper was pretty popular. Super white guy saxophone. That kind of shit. watching sports and having fun no no no no no no no you're at a kenny g concert stupid and you have That was romantic, ending it with Kenny G.

26:43 The lotus flower? It takes a ton of lotus oil to make this one little vial here. This might be loud as I So then they make this vial. Unbelievable. So it's very prized. It kind of comes out tough, so I give it a stiff shake. And what does it do for you? But it's rad. Very relaxing, euphoric, like very kind of cathartic. And it's almost like the stuff that troubles you, they go away.

29:15 Lotus ever. Yeah, no shit. Thanks for coming out. It is way better than just jerking off. I will be at... The Galaxy Theater Change that shit so it says it. Anna, October 22nd. It's a dope band they got a bunch love it Mr. Duncan Trussell We appreciate it very much