Joe Rogan Experience #476 — Honey Honey Transcript

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0:00 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out! Sound is a very important part of what you do. Nashville lost its charm? they just don't know what to do with it well it's like rain out here right it rains here people It was amazing. And there's friends. I've never lived in Nashville. and working on the record which is kind of why we went there um to write and have all this space

3:25 Yeah, yeah. of like Bible Belt, Weirdos. to be all highfalutin. No, I'm pretty obnoxious. I love the people there. It's like you just don't walk down that street. It would have been him. He decided to do this goddamn Noah movie and the whole thing gets stirred up again. Aronofsky. Did he do Gladiator? Damn. He's like the Denzel. He's fat right now.

6:15 I just thought he got game. Like, you know, I don't want to, you know, fantasy kind of. I had high hopes for the new Conan movie. And then, Bet your eggs love him too. I don't know. Yeah. Did it get good reviews or did it? The guy can act his ass off. You can't turn it down and then everything else falls through. That's the sense I get. some sort of a happy medium

8:34 than you making a movie, man. an independent movie, you have your independent opinion. You guys still have to Well it depends on what kind of movie you're making. If you're making an independent movie in the middle of the scene Ad-libbing. You know? Is it gross? Right now, we don't have a manager right now. Yeah, and that was an amicable thing, but just, I don't know, kind of like the tides of time.

10:03 You don't live together anymore. I wasn't looking for it. Dispartnering. I'm just saying, how long do you want to live with Gwyneth Paltrow for, though? A lot of single tears Maybe that's what we should do Ben Cool and the gang know how to do it. recently it's so sad it's so sad and i made a decision after i saw that movie i said never again And at the end, you feel all this loss.

12:09 What are your thoughts on... Oh, my God. But that was based off of a true story and actually has some relevance as far as the And it was, I mean, did you see it? He did. I know it was awesome and I'm not putting him down. He'll always be Dirk Diggler, though. I never enjoy recreations, And the chemistry there just went right to the trigger. You know,

14:18 I love frozen. at any point in time and you hear, let it go. Here we go. I love this. I have a five-year-old and a three-year-old. They love it. You come over to my house at any point in time, and you hear, let it go, let it go, the number one song if it wasn't because of the Frozen soundtrack. But they do a really good job Easy there. this weekend,

15:32 You know? And it's Really? It's true. I am. I could have prepared you for that. So my ex-boyfriend wrote this book that is actually, it's a children's book. captaining the ship with your partner. What's interesting, friends, is how much they're trying to take, of the animals were her friends and it's teaching kids about what about your pet you should bring that person on the podcast i'd

18:54 Wait, are you talking about for kids? and he got blinded. All that stuff was dark. In the original one. Yeah, let's bring it back to real town. viewing demographic been proven. Because you see more violence it was going to turn into one of those shapes. Oh, man. Right when I got out of Catholic school, I avoided my cousin, too. Some cartoon. And he's fine.

22:01 I don't know. A little bit. But no one got hurt, right? But if you Google some weird stuff, you can find anything you want. I was a nanny back in the day. when I did a magic show on Fisherman's Wharf i was eight why did i do that because nobody was watching me Was it nighttime? People threw money. Yeah, I got lucky. I was really into monsters, like monster books and stuff like that.

24:20 And as I was walking towards the car, the librarian starts screaming, you know, you get away from him. You know, there was this older boy moment where I was in the backyard like playing you know baseball like there was like a pack of kids and my sisters were home there's no way there was a largemouth bass in the creek it was like this tiny little creek

26:51 Well, the person that blows up animals in their treehouse has some serious issues, if you ask me. See you later. Didn't catch a fish, but man, We've got to make some money first. Hey, did we talk about that? It was awesome. and then I got the water in my eye How dare you? I know. That's the thing about it. It's like meditation. that's the spot. I get in that tank and it sort of provides me

29:55 I guess a little bit of that's meditation, but it's yoga. Why would you walk to Vegas? I'm already calming down just listening to you do that. Breathing out is really hard. I'm not buying it. Jumping off of buildings, landing on people's heads. That is a bummer. James Bond fucked everyone, okay? He got mad pussy, He's hanging out with her all movie long.

32:25 they're on the boat some action that was I didn't see that at all. No way. He was the after Bourne. Like, what are we fucking around for? No, he's symptomatic of a problem we have in society. Wait, why? It's not going to last. At the end of it, he sits down there, and there's no threat whatsoever Definitely. Sorry, Gary. I don't know what it is. It was purely sociological.

36:18 Is there crying involved? Well, this was the first. You bring in a chick and you kind of debase her a whole group of guys. Is it bookmarked? But it's also like, think about the It represents what people want. I don't know about that. I can't. that's, There's a lot of that too, You're a pointer. You got one paw up. Woo out. Woof. Interesting, yeah. Woof. You're a pointer.

38:53 Woof, woof. I think a lot of women are into porn. Don't get me wrong. I'm not delusional. But I think that there's a lot more women are into literature pornography than men are into it's um god it's it's hard to explain it's fiction um and it's it's kind of a spin there there's a lot of 1984 um kind of like like, kind of like two worlds Every time I look over,

40:30 um and i'll be honest with you i'm not i'm not one that's like yeah i need a fucking dirty novel That's what I'm saying. What about that movie you just saw? Remember Brown Bunny? Do you remember that? Yeah. That guy is like blackballed because of that movie. Is he French? Yes. Oh, William? Remember Brown Bunny? Yeah. his dick on screen and he came all over on screen like you actually see him orgasm in the movie but

42:31 Well, everybody... Or do you think it was really a form of artistic expression? amount of inherent dick wagging it's one of the reasons why people have like an almost automatic in Chloe's on the big screen I saw the scene. Well, he wasn't around for a while, and then he did a vodka commercial. And then when I started doing that, people wanted him blackballed because of that movie wow like it was so common crosses the boundary of like you know if you have

46:12 But I don't give a shit. yeah like that these days yeah not good ones okay but yeah i've i've they're never it's never worth And the more you say, I want a bunch of money, the less you're going to do things you enjoy doing. Please do. I think I'm always honest. But it was a very well set up, it was the 21st birthday party. because it's sort of like, we've been doing this for eight years.

49:05 there's a thing called stage it and we've done a few of those and we're actually going to do one It was amazing. I just felt like saying that. you know rowdy crowds man england has a lot of crazy rowdy crowds england was rough on us but What was that like? We had a Kickstarter Kickstarter? Oh, that's so cool though. who figured out, okay, I've had a successful music

51:18 like do you play this as a joke and i'm like i like cheryl crow he's like no you don't like Like, you're like eight. You know screaming before the show during the ballads, it's amazing I'm going to tell him that now. Doug Stanhope we could totally yeah He supports comedy. And I know he gets good acts there on a regular basis but i always feel the need like the ice house is another one like i would never do a theater in pasadena it's never gonna

53:34 That End of the World show He's awesome. They enjoyed it so much. switching and we just went every five minutes and i set my timer on my phone and at five minutes i'm No one tried to cut in line. Basically, you owe this to me, that kind of mentality. It's weird. I mean, you get to reveal these really amazing parts of yourself and your mind on your podcast.

56:42 And people that are stuck in some shit spot, wherever the fuck you are, if you're in Bangor, Maine, or not to besmirch Bangor, it's a fine community. And that their thoughts shaped my reality, my thoughts and ideas that I've gotten from those thoughts and ideas, because if the majority of people are watching bullshit reality shows, you know, where they're scripted and staged and they're supposed to be these candid examples of really asinine shit, it really annoys me.

58:11 I think that it lowers your vibration. People learn from it. And there was some really weak ass article that somebody posted the other day that I'm sick and tired of rich people saying to follow your passion it was hilariously stupid whoever whatever He's a weak bitch. Because here's the thing. We're talking about making guitars. You're a rotten little weak man with poor hormones,

1:00:55 That's why airplanes were invented. You're listening to passion. Oh, no! Diego Peru 420. I don't really, I'm just pointing out, like, if that guy listens to this, like, Joe Rogan hates me. if they're going to fail or succeed. you should have a couch in your kitchen. A lot of people can get a fucking couch in their kitchen. It's not, you know, it's not don't follow your passions.

1:03:05 I don't work. I don't work. I mean, he makes pool cues. He did it as a hobby just for fun because he loves doing it. that's your passion yeah some days it's gonna catch on people sell weird shit people do well like custom badminton rackets that nobody wants to buy. I was going to say like toothpick teepees or something. Yeah, you're into some... it was a Fabergé egg

1:04:24 Fabergé egg found. They were like trying to collect... But I looked at it. I was like, oh my God, I wouldn't give you see that? No. Pull that article up. Fabergé egg found. Recently, I saw this article on Beanie Babies and it was like worth like $10,000. How is that worth $20 million? I mean, I guess. like fifteen thousand dollars what people would buy one god for but it had to be like, it was really weird. It had to be like, there would be like a technical flaw on the tag.

1:06:05 I'm a hustler. I understand. about that spoon i'd pay a few grand for a handcrafted spoon made by jimmy hendrix i would What? What is it, like a 55 gold top? like no new wheels coming back to passion again And then it is. bug there's only a few of those that were ever made you know how many of them are there left fucking little tiny Volkswagen. It is.

1:09:47 It's very boring. It's easy to spell. Santa Suso. Dude, why are you trying to drive a wedge in the tree? I have bad instincts. We've weathered the storms over the years. There's no human beings. You guys are co-creators. Well, we figured out how to fight pretty early on. right away and i go like what do you yeah and i go what do you mean go for the jugular and he goes well you know just we know the one thing that really uh fucks with each other so we automatically

1:12:50 My relationship with Ben in this band has made my other relationships in my life so much better because we had. Have a couple more drinks. makes us not get along maybe we'll get along more in the future right figure out what it's been to yell at me i go none of my friends yell at me like this. You're not allowed to yell at me. That's an ultimately very selfish thing to do.

1:15:18 Yeah, the tone is everything. And she calls me up, and she's really frustrated. fucking smart animals and they repeat a lot of things and literally the my sisters i grew up with Like when I would walk in the room, sometimes the bird would be like, Suzanne! We love each other so much, but we fought a lot. Sometimes it's better if someone has enough caring for you that they yell at you and fight with you.

1:17:31 I kind of really feel for her of dummies around her. It's delicious. if you're that fucked up i recommend mdma i don't think that neuroplasticity is really gonna fucking about setting up some sort of psychedelic community and that it would be incredibly Because they're all on ecstasy. when there would be like rain dances and the tribes would dance and they would all move together

1:20:43 And I think there's something really interesting about it as far as a collective group of people in harmony. 3,000 people, and they're all tuned in. you're better off with 300 people. We had that moment in St. Paul. Being seated with our music helps because when we're a duo it's not really rhythmically heavy. The audience is, for you and for comedians, I think we need it in a different way, but it's similarly important.

1:23:30 It changes the material from week to week. You think about it every day you fucking liar And I think that fucks it up Simon? Simon? I don't think he does it anymore, is really toxic to people And, you know, it's... want to take all of your, you know, But at the same time, I think that I entered a contest once in Boston, the WBCN Comedy Riot. He was a very nice guy.

1:26:18 All right? That's kind of a lot of what our new record is going to sound like. And I like it a lot. We need to put on this whole tough exterior. That's pretty dope. But, I mean, unless it's something, like, really unique like that, it's hard for me to get into too much rap. They're probably one of my favorites. Sounds pretty lame. I would like to offer you something right now.

1:28:17 Thank you, Justin. I barely drink. Done. Oh, my God. All I'm doing these days is fucking every day I do podcasts. I fucking love that shit. We go out and hunt. hunting is he won't hunt in a things that we're trying to figure out is something It's a good one. I'm not interested in that either. Oh my God. It takes a long time pig with a shooting star, you'd be my new

1:31:27 I'm sure We've shot some rifles And it's all wild. Okay. in Texas, just realized, like, if I'm willing to take this shit shrink-wrapped from a freezer in I shot that deer, too, that head right in front of you. Yeah, that's pretty gross. fed it to people You take the skull. So they have their super worm 18 that just goes from cadaver to cadaver? I got him tickets for the UFC.

1:34:16 You know what? Well, it's not even fucking, what is that, 20 worst pieces of terrible taxidermy? What the hell? Yeah, sure. Never in a million years. That wolf is ridiculous. How are they going to last? There's a few books about it also. And I love wolves. People are like, oh, a beautiful little cutie pie. And I love wolves. Who's the shirtless dude?

1:37:03 They run out of shit to talk about with color, so they go with animals. 40 human beings were killed by in Paris because they have very strict environmental... Well, there's really only one kind of wolf. Okay. There's human beings that live in Tennessee. Yeah, really? It's called Wolves Change the Course of Rivers in Yellowstone. I don't mean what I say.

1:39:30 You say that unless you were alone with a wolf. What's so funny? An eagle in the wild is very different than an eagle that's in a zoo They call themselves eagles Yeah. Eagles are essentially dinosaurs that made it. I just hope, Facebook seems cool. So I think it's good. I do. Joe, what are you doing now? Let me show you my blade. We're going to play a song called Big Man.

1:42:57 I want to just watch. The penis. I'm not wearing these. and plain gray stones When the people showed up, they were broken willed Now won't bring him back to life now guitar solo You can cry your head off, baby Lay to sleep sing for that big man baby God damn. Do you guys have a name? A new producer? You know, it's easy for me to say I know it's hard.

1:48:40 You know, I'm honored to be friends with you guys. And then we can connect. Yeah, especially when you guys are on the road. because i think there's a weird thing that everyone does including me who's met i've met a lot of I get kind of squeamish when there's somebody I really, really like and I know'm gonna meet them yeah like with cheryl i was like oh god like please be nice

1:51:01 Yeah. I think there's room for that Well I also think that he's probably Jimmy Kimmel is a genuinely nice guy. I can't allow you to fucking talk about your favorite football team for six minutes, That's what he did. enabled or thrust and then all of a sudden the fucking show exploded and became this monster mega hit that everybody were battling with each other,

1:54:06 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And just say the shit that everyone was thinking. That's really powerful shit. Fuck yeah. I don't know the real roots behind it, but I didn't know that. And I've always respected that guy, but I respected him even more because of that. that you know i don't know if an asshole knows how to hit that frequency did you guys see the was singing the acapella version of Ordinary Love, or acoustic version, rather, of Ordinary Love.

1:58:20 It's one of those moments where you're watching in Bono. and never losing tune and knowing that it's completely live, It has perfect music. The audience is standing up, and they're all on their feet. I'll never forget that. I saw a fucking shooting star. How many times has U2 been on the Jimmy Fallon show? Because true infinity means if there is a you, that the world is what you see.

2:01:44 everything that I've ever experienced, everything that I've ever I'm like, wait a second. Shouldn't say it that way. of the world is so preposterous. You see water flying off the back of that thing. That's more likely than just the idea of people breathing air and staying alive That's why when you see a moment like you two on the Jimmy Fallon show singing that song,

2:04:37 Fair enough. We're not. And that moment can now repeat itself in our controlled medium, right? If somebody puts it on do you guys when you hit that where everything I'm sure those motherfuckers are talented god and he's like that's a badass bitch god damn those guys And, you know, he was like, holy shit, they're good. We're all lucky. it already. By now I've run out of shit to say.

2:08:01 It's just that folks like And the next thing you know, you're singing songs or you're telling jokes Keep looking. It's coming from the universe. you want to play this one? If you want to make the folks cry, maybe we'll have a little yin and yang. Will you guys play L.A. River? Here we go. Unless it's Thunder Pussy. Oh, but I love my new home watching

2:12:38 Yeah, that was crazy. I like the banjos making a comeback. It's okay. I met him at Swingers. I think we talked about this on the podcast. Nice of you to run into people Could be. We need to make this and you're not really in touch with that in many other places. I'm sure you guys know the song, one of my all-time favorite Skinner songs, The Ballad of Curtis Lowe.

2:15:37 It's a beautiful song that Skinner did he didn't exist they just and they'd bring him taken advantage of Robert Johnson give him better songs exist forever and my my register is like songs like whole lot of love like zeppelin whole lot You're not going to make a better song than Whole Lotta Love. and it's just... It's just a different time. where there's so many manufactured sounds and stuff.

2:19:02 Neither did Zeppelin. Isn't that what's unique about the whole thing? You know, you figured out a way to make some like They wear really tight pants. power of the touch will be inflated beyond belief every all of it the sparks the energy the but the You need a little time off. Familiarity breeds contempt. Yeah. out in the back. at moments, right? if I have like a list of shit on my iPod

2:22:05 Fuck yeah. They have that such a marching sort of style. We were overseas. And it was amazing. And it was a it was a really crazy experience to see Ozzy Osbourne, you know, up on stage doing his thing. Yeah, in Vegas. It really is so good. it's hard to tell but this audio is hard to hear you got when we see it live though it's Is this them doing it?

2:25:06 drum solo that went on it was being transported you were in the 70s you were there you went back Interesting choice. music because usually I'm Yeah, that's really cool. So crazy train essentially becomes like a three-minute and 35-second ohm. I hear you. Because it gives you such a bizarrely introspective perspective and such an intensely sensitive view of the world that when the ride is over,

2:27:34 Okay. Was it like your 23rd and 24th year? I love you, but those were some tough times. It's very much an upper. I've heard that from several people this week. and I wow No, no, no. You're the second person. present. You know, you don't want, I have to be in All of it's a problem. I'm amazed how you can feel So I just did it before that What an asshole.

2:30:40 Can we go back to talking about passion and fun? I did. I'd be like, it give you like a whisper you feel them they're like, hey, what are you doing? I disagree, though. I could convince myself otherwise. It's letting your body think that it's pregnant. Yeah. I don't mean for zits. Like a temporary sterilization. I think sometimes you have to go to a really good doctor that knows what they're doing.

2:34:21 but at the same time, it's totally routine to be like, take that pill. It's intense. What a bunch of dicks. to sort of make that distinction. Do you think they thought of it won't swallow you. It's like drinking V8. If I was a chick, I'd be really bummed out if somebody wanted me to take a pill that Take it down a notch. Or let's have a risk that we're going to take and it may or may not make a baby.

2:37:36 That's awful. What the fuck are you crying about? We'd be like the... The universe hit a switch on you. Do you think they're really getting pregnant just to say they're pregnant? Because, you know, go for it, everybody. There's an interesting aspect. squirrely. You go, girl. he was like, that's it, I'm done. I'm on the edge. People really reach out, man. And you reach out to him because you. Remember the guy who was like, he was like, like, that's it. I'm done.

2:40:31 Say his name. Yeah. And then people that are really serious in a dark way. Yeah. They were over there and all these African tribes, and talk about their problems, you know. Well, it is eventually, I think. then things like facebook and then ultimately whatever the new ones are that keep You slap the helmet on, maybe he'll let you use it. And they have a few demos right now and they're making some new games.

2:44:38 No, no, no. is you put this headset on and you like look around and you see the sky you see leaves falling No, it won't. but what am I seeing? most of them are like, Did you do the roller coaster one? How are you with things like Call of Duty, like 360 video games? I can't do that shit. It makes me super, super nauseous. I'm honored to be your friend.

2:46:48 I love you guys. Why don't I ever pull this up? I won't leave you hanging, you freaks, because I love your website. Now, what I said there, your brain's ability to function faster, What I'm saying is Lumosity a full commercial because I'm not sure if we did And I will see you guys April 3rd in Miami at the Fillmore Theater with the great Tony Hinchcliffe and the other two dates,

2:49:07 Honey, honey.