Joe Rogan Experience #480 — Duncan Trussell & DJ Douggpound Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. And I got to watch some of Doug's stuff. want to keep seeing what happens next. That was a blast. Yeah. you figure that out and along the line i think a lot of us get obligations and mortgages and what And it's hard to say no to a job when they're offering you money. It's fun to just be able to chill, to have a day off. At a certain point in time, your brain wants a break.

3:28 Yeah! should be doing something right now yeah i can't enjoy vacations most i mean they're mostly a pain of hauling all the luggage It's a blast. I'm hooked. She has a phone. He feels like the intrusion of technology in his life is unacceptable. And it's like, fuck you. I know, sometimes I'm sitting there hanging out with him Look, he wins, okay? He doesn't flaunt it.

6:31 He says that checking your phone over and over again is resistance to the artistic impulse Jenny High Five, for her it is. Did you do Toronto? She was trying to work her way to getting on stage and doing it, and it's all just that. in your life where you're absorbing stuff you're reading are often like you're absorbing this kind of like did you see

8:51 bringing that stuff in then that whatever is processing inside of you those are the ingredients then you get the the book reader app and you get in cold blood on your phone well yeah i'm I really do. like you, like you. It's not just something that you and I It's really good. The Russians couldn't find it and the Americans found it. could somehow or another endanger the safety of Americans.

12:16 interests of national security which is hilarious yeah and that became what they called a glomar so that the soviets didn't think that they had found it and they intercepted them in the middle So much so that I had to check it out. What they do with the sound design is really cool. Yeah, with podcasts, you're getting a kind of first draft that's all

14:23 in the middle of becoming whatever it's going to become There's a big difference between those and a conversation where you're seeing the actual thought process play out with more than one person. it provides you a very different experience than something that is polished. It's much more real. Why does he have to wear that outfit? You know, they wanted to be like, they were there, but they weren't there.

16:36 I'm a a lot of Nancy Grace. She just takes it all in. of kidnapped children. tune in every week to see what the personalities have to say about the news. Right. on in the world? Not just one dead kid They don't have to. It's awesome. money because it's selling ad space and when a disaster happens they have more viewers watching Yeah, and that's kind of...

19:57 There's almost nothing positive on in the news. I don't think we have enough power. And when you get people in a loop, any kind of thinking or behavior loop, turns around totally on weed. she's developing all these all this muscular control, No. howling about Obama, who I wish didn't blow people up with drones, Meanwhile, the economy's doing much better

23:10 which is that a black man got elected. of a fucking helicopter or something like Like drunk. He seemed like he was Fuck that. George W. Bush was a fucking demon. He is certainly a classic historic figure. No one's learning from, you know, ancient civilizations that collapsed due to excess. We can be presidents now. I think I'm going to lose some weight, man.

25:28 You're going to get osteoporosis. Be all reading and shit. Rick is fucking English. It was so good. Pound House! If you have an iPhone, there's a Poundhouse app, He doesn't know Android. Yeah, that's the new thing. Because you need that. Can you skew female? But we had originally pitched it to them as a show called Creeps. then like next week they were like can you you say it can you skew female to make it more female

29:24 not gonna work i have to do my own thing and I can't, you know, it's not going to work. is your episode done? involved in that, can work together But a lot of times Can we watch an episode But it's your shit, man. Which one do you think is a good one? I think people would appreciate that one based on the things you serve me. Jerk off. We're going to watch this and we're going to talk shit about the listeners while this

31:10 I forgot about this. Okay, show the... It doesn't at all Today my guest on the Poundcast is comedian and annoying friend, Brendan Walsh. You should have Frog come over to your house, cook you guys an intimate dinner. Frog's food is totally mind-blowing. Okay, well, if my girlfriend doesn't like it. I'm gonna have to I don't know about... I know, right?

34:38 Oh, that looks actually kind of good. I don't think it's working out between you two. What are you doing? We're done. Let's get out of here. Okay. What? What are you doing? Frog! It's really fun. That character she plays is so bizarre. a row it's like oh my god i couldn't stop giggling it's really really funny stuff man man i think that The same people watch a Kim Kardashian sex tape.

37:34 Yep. It'd just be great. just turning in some complete opposite direction. God, that'd be so fun. Right, but it's not low stakes because imagine if it was your show and then some fucking DJ Doug Pound comes along and he's like, I'd like to direct your show for a week. They wake up and it's all a dream, though. But if Bill O'Reilly came out for one show in drag and just is like, this is who I am now.

40:02 just tells you like the reason why he was that. It's just he was scared. And people just, It causes waves of That would be one of the greatest roles on television. They wanted it. Who can explain it? i get it with artists and actors they don't have to reveal their personal lives to anybody they you know, genuinely being causes that. He knows that. He knows.

42:37 the plane was hijacked by CNN those last moments of and those people on that plane never existed. was actually what they proposed during to blame on the Cubans. And one of their ideas was to take a drone airliner, and they were was to fake a bunch of attacks on America to blame on the Cubans. Blow the plane up. to use all this, blame it all on Castro,

44:43 You just go take the island. take their oil that's the last thing we want so we want some sort of surrogate taking the oil because once they start killing a few people, A young girl. But what I'm getting from people that were there, a lot of people that were there tweeted A lot of people have a real problem with that. way would be if that woman was coming at him

47:22 the fuck it is, that guy does not need to be a cop. You might be right. Space-time continuum just fries your hard drive you're like So Titor would say that he would get colds all the time here. Not a bad one at all. you need to go and look at what a goddamn patent is. with your knowledge from the future? wouldn't say competing theories but ultimately they're all just they're they're they sort of

50:38 and fuck up of words, or slip of the tongue, like literally a universe Duncans in all over the world at once drenched the earth, cumming. There's no end to it. size. Just from the sheer it touched the sun. just come and eat it. It's just not a cooking show. hole. We're going to get an infinite amount of of cum. Sorry. Feminists are blogging about the black hole

54:01 The spinning of the black hole Stop it. That you too can come in a black hole And he's just God, that's funny. This is one of the funniest fucking... Grauman's Center right going to come out of that the time it takes to get from one star to another star is, you need to travel at the speed of light. Picture a hot dog bun, and throw all the stars, the hundreds of stars that there are in the universe into a pack into a bag and put the universe into a bag and

58:08 Bwah! or I see the big dipster. your yard. What the fuck, man? How long did you work on that show, man, for the whole time? or like a more modern version of that, you know? It is. That's why I love writing with you, man, Like, how many goddamn sitcoms have there been? plagiarism, you know, the, the knock on, you know, when someone accuses, especially comedians,

1:02:21 Because what they are is a fake antenna. Dude, when I was at, I used to go to a summer camp. like some it's okay thing this is like the end of our summer camp friendship because i'd already like found out He's, like, horrifying everyone. I knew that kid. I'm an idiot. Just because it's easy doesn't mean it's not good. That's interesting. Kids were tying kids up and taking their fucking cots and leaving them in the woods. Because it was pitch Boy Scout troop. We went to New Hampshire for two weeks. Kids were tying kids up and taking their fucking cots

1:06:19 It was a little criminal camp. What the fuck is that? So for two weeks I went fishing and they didn't even know I was gone. Did your parents not check out? I think I was extra small. You can't just leave older kids with younger kids. And if your 11-year-old son is around some 16-year-old boys, I was probably 13 because I lived in Florida from 11 to 13.

1:08:40 That sucks. Well, at least with a camp that I went to. I mean, that was just reality. Well, no. It did have that. What is it? Teach you about heart. You put your hand in front of your face, you literally couldn't see it. And, you know, you'd hear footsteps and flashlights and giggles. This sounds terrible. Especially if they have older brothers that fuck with them.

1:11:54 How do you stop that cycle? from spreading into infinity. just some asshole 200 years ago We're aware of that, I think, more than ever before. Right in the kisser. Yeah, but they just look like boxer shorts. Yeah. It would have been good if you started with boxer and then we worked up to wife beater. This is a habit I picked up from somebody else that I'm pushing through

1:15:20 comfortable i think they just feel they don't know how to not feel like that or how to change right they're trapped yeah yeah yeah that's the word right it is trapped i mean that's Yeah. That's why you could have a movie where the lead guy smacks a woman in the mouth. Let's just talk about why you're upset. And then you'd fuck the shit out of her because that's what she really wanted.

1:17:27 They were basically just less than 100 years removed from riding fucking horses around. Jamie, because it's brilliant. and really fucked her up, man. Because she's looking away and then she turns towards him. to slap a woman? Well, if you have tried I don't think so. accent he's a handsome guy if he wound up saying that in an interview it would ruin his career

1:19:55 They would know he's gay. He probably doesn't have time for sex. None. None. None. divorce laws, the whole argument. The whole argument Except Patton Oswalt is a fucking, like, obvious comedian He should have. Is this, you know, this is, is this what's wrong with the right question mark? Is that their salon articles? salon articles you dummies you fucked with the wrong guy yeah you did he lit him up he's right

1:22:50 Funny people. She's an actress. It's completely distorting it. where everyone's just it gets to a certain time has merited like I'll pull it up. I'm just wondering how big, if it's an actual big, you know, It all began Thursday evening when the Colbert Report's Twitter account, by the way, which wasn't even him. Dan Schneider. Or whatever. I mean, it's so obvious.

1:26:28 You can't say Ching Chong. You can't say that. To have a goddamn language and communicate with each other, we have to recognize subtleties. You need to be removed. be living oh god if you they could decide what gets on these comedy shows these satire shows even across the board? when you say they, of the organization itself. I know you feel right, and I know that you have this righteous indignation behind what you're doing,

1:29:42 People get hurt from jokes. yeah it's strange to see salon.com in some way like converging with nancy grace I still go there because they have a lot of great articles. You could develop a bad reputation. They're all, I mean, those are great mocksalon.com titles. a friend of mine hated vice for a while he's like fuck that magazine because because one article that

1:32:01 Holy shit. That's the kind of journalism I want. I tried it out at a gay strip club. Gay strip clubs. And the girl sat on him and was like, what the fuck? It was like a legal way to get handjobs. Yeah, maybe. You've got to think. You'd start liking it. Your woman would be like, what the fuck, man? And the problem is that hand jobs are illegal at massage parlors.

1:35:11 Selling sex is like almost everything we sell, we sell it with sex. How many cars have to have a for something that doesn't hurt anybody. You probably have some sort of permit. Yeah. But you give him like five grand. Someone just decides, like, hey, man, I know there's a lot of people That's fucked up. You're so relaxed. their face I don't know if that's real I don't know if it's real either it's a

1:37:51 Why can't they rub your dick? have boners when they're getting massaged. Go get jerked off. He's the guru. And some girl goes, I'm off work and this is my office. Okay, let's do it, but shut up. They could put you in a cage. there's an office building that has 10 floors there's one super slut in there there's one and said, who wants to fuck? How many infinite universes would happen

1:40:30 I just got to get good at the cell. We don't want to know that you want to use your penis. Yeah, it's hilarious. Sometimes it'd work. You'd probably get a lot of men that'll fuck you too. It doesn't matter. We gotta reward slutty... It's a reward You know what man Yeah, I don't like it either. a promiscuous woman at all. And she would just go about going out and banging all these guys. And almost always it was black guys. And she would just go and...

1:43:18 And we were all friends. Like I remember she uh, I remember when she's wearing a pair of like really nice jeans do that without having to feel guilty about it. and had sex with her. The universe is testing. and it was just too much. Let this guy fuck your mouth? Did they fuck your ass? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh, wow.

1:45:50 What was that like? i don't know you're something that's like gradually losing its essence and it's such or taking a girl's virginity or the untainted flower. Yeah, you don't have to go to therapy to be yourself right to satisfy your desires yeah yeah it's it's i read i saw a picture on twitter where Hey, look, I'm all for it. Salon.com, I'll write an article

1:48:30 solely on the basis of their gender, not their personality and their gender, which automatically If you're going to fight the war, don't be – there is some merit in it, but if you're going to go into a battle – You're talking about it as if it's a statement. Yeah. So how did you get involved with Tim and Eric, and how long have you been doing it for?

1:50:47 Oh, okay. had a bunch of experience and i i just they were kind of understaffed i just brought on my laptop Yeah, it was great. had been going on when i lived in chicago i was editing like commercial not commercials but like How mundane Not exciting Charlie Sheen, because of Two and a Half Men. I can just do stuff I'm interested in, but maybe he just had no kind of creative angle on something.

1:53:52 that's how i roll what uh and he owns a piece of that show too so he's making money even when I'm not talking about a sitcom or anything. and they wrote for Married With Children, but whatever he did, he fucked up anything that was good. No one was happy. creator gets like kicked off his own show yeah like you know john chris feluci the guy who did

1:55:56 Oh my god, that's so crazy. actor in the world you're not trying to be but it's half of what's funny about it is that you What are you showing me right now? I think, you're going to get like, is what's hard sometimes. it's one of the cool things that you get to be. Adult Swim, maybe. You know, they push, push the weirdness and the network would be like that too.

1:58:55 gotta understand what they're doing you don't understand what they're doing and like he'd have What was the one where they played Yeah, The Terrys. Yeah, and Wareheim does music videos now, like really good music videos. God, you should watch Bubble Butt, man. bushes there and we should make a song a rap about it Let's just watch it. Getting Doug with high, I think, right?

2:01:18 That was the dog's smell. I'm a cunnilingus whiz We're missing so much of it. gotta watch all these yeah well that's the beautiful thing about their show the show is about people that were on Twitter beautiful, because all it takes is and they made some Christmas rap about doing something in their Christmas jammies. It's cool. They went viral. They re-voiced over G.I. Joe commercials,

2:04:48 No, those are good to listen to because they're 30 seconds long. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, That was you. Wow. You'd have to see that. That's another. It's the cartoon, the G.I. Joe cartoon with different voices over it.

2:05:49 What year are we in? the ability to distribute information like that in video form Well, the internet certainly is in a lot of ways, you know. They would go crazy. still wants to teach creationism and wants to throw you in jail because yeah like there's all I thought I read that in the Middle East, Then the liberals have to step in and go, we have to protect the atheists.

2:08:23 And then knowing that people are going to die because of that that should be yes it should be treated as like You guys aware of that? I think it was pretty much established that they were considering it. you ever have a beer with him google it most interesting There was an incident where an American carrier almost blew a couple of Iranian speedboats

2:10:24 He was concerned, but it was – Yeah, but it was overblown. Well, yeah, the second part, basically. He was concerned, but it was overblown. The public had supported the idea of retaliation and was even asking why the u.s didn't do more the former Anyway, there was a meeting among the items considered and rejected, Might cost some lives. That was rejected.

2:12:33 You gotta be free. We're brainstorming. Just a constant. Bin Laden's heart. Fucking jog more laps. Chaney's chest cavity, bats fly out. Yeah. It's really kind of interesting. I think it's the 50s. Yeah, that's the original story. They didn't know shit about making movies back then. You could have seen those hands and those eyes. Gentlemen, do you realize what we've found?

2:16:11 I'm telling you. Nor bullets kill it. I mean, I watched it on a plane. tears watching a jennifer aniston like rom-com it made you you cry? Like laughter? Because I was on a plane. You're loopy. on a plane. It's a good fucking movie, but I would have never sat down and watched that if I wasn't trapped in a seat. pay attention to that? I mean, it's like so obvious

2:18:06 like as avatars. They have both of them. But that's the one that they say that that's one of the ones that spawned the moon conspiracy. I don't know the exact details, but he took a NASA camera Hey, you tell me, guys. But it would be awesome if that 1% was true. That's true. I was convinced for years or like, Those places suck. about insulting Mars

2:20:34 yeah you can't live they could make Send a drone to get deep in You know, because like, We didn't even know. what it's going to be like a thousand years from now Yeah. Right after this, we'd walk outside and just snap, and we're on Kauai. Yeah. What is it? But the thing is, they've got to anesthetize you so that you're asleep when you go through. So you can barely it's good. Just read it. This is a little bit of a spoiler

2:24:26 that they would give to someone Time really slows down. That would suck because you can't could be used to make prisoners feel Manning situation. They kept that guy, now girl, Well, I would imagine that. The rest of your life by yourself? that's a weird kind of special torture The idea style of torture they can take you and remove one of the most important aspects of being a human

2:27:40 To what? How old is it? shouldn't we remove them? Well, it is torture. Or what's going on in Guantanamo Bay? that my friend took, got complete this is all detainees at Guantanamo Bay all of them they're all taking this Melphloquine? They're giving these poor bastards who start poisoning you. It's very crazy. yes, you were a terrorist. They should do that to him.

2:31:23 You can't even understand what they're saying. they would give them a dose five Look up larium. Well, they were probably giving it to soldiers to prevent It was actually, like, I think it was Japan and Germany were the first people to come up with it, I believe. he knew a guy who worked at the Army Research Lab. One micro drop would do an effect? He got high the first time on military grade DMT?

2:34:08 I cannot believe it. He had done morning glory seeds I can almost imagine mushrooms. Do you remember these things? The best way to remember it is to write it down or to talk about it and record Yes. amazing it's life-changing in a really positive way like it's for most people but i've heard some With that guy that had a MDMA lab i mean it is a wild story i really want to stop there i want people to not get it from me just

2:37:51 with no fuckery, what Hamilton Morris's title of it was. Well, what happened? they were more than a half hour. She was like trapped in these tunnels or something. Knows a lot about them on top of being just kind of I got too high. Red Band got too high. He kind of held his shit together. So I knew he'd be fine. You might be able to keep it together if you didn't have to talk.

2:41:06 Can you smoke yourself? They sponsor everything he does. I have figured out the cannabinoid receptors in your body absorb. It's smaller than all the rest. Anadamide. it's just because you finished breaking down the old THC. Then your baked-edness just took you down a different path. This guy's response, I feel like, in theory, that first half sounded really good.

2:43:14 It's much easier. I don't like to get that high. Every little thing she does is magic. safe place outside of the fact. Yeah, that sounds great. What happened? Way after the war. who act like it's normal you watch I've been in those turbulent flights That's how it goes Doug Poundhouse. Nag Champa. Thanks to go to rogan.ting.com. I will be with young Tony Hinchcliffe,

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