Joe Rogan Experience #517 — Crash from Float Lab Transcript

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0:00 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out! And he wrote a book that I picked it up on, I think like amazon.com, like the used books that And one of the things that he wanted to figure out was how to separate the body from the senses and he came up with a bunch of different designs there's a movie altered states that's kind of very loosely based on you know the idea of a guy like him going

1:51 I mean, this dude was gone. you wouldn't be able to recognize where the water was. Before that, I had that other gentleman who used to repair tanks for Samadhi, who's a great guy. And it shorted out the whole thing. And he goes, you should contact him. I mean, it's so solid and well-built, instantaneously go, if you get good enough at it and you do it long enough, you instantaneously

5:29 And from that video on, we started hearing more and more people opening up the centers. enjoying this because you are the guy that six years ago, whatever it was, that first understood that too. Not only was I out there kind of standing around by myself, But once you, you know, and you've been, like I say, even with the device thing was a big thing with this.

7:19 actions and what they do and what they say. Cause you know, you, you can, you're free to do that. You're, you're, you're allowed to be different. You're allowed to go perspective or whatever and they show up that guy uh jeremy stevens was here the other day again All those guys. Very smart, too. level that's the best way of putting it like because you're forced to get your ego checked

9:33 You're sitting in a cubicle. Come on. I know there's nothing scientific whatsoever to what I just said. A new thing they could be excited about that could benefit them mentally, which is where I think we're missing out on a lot of this stuff. being to actually participate in. them 100 because you you you do have endogenous chemicals that the brain produces that can give

11:55 I think you just got to get really good at sitting there. but it's still not the tank and it it's difficult, you know, for me. You know what I mean? I have operating. When I'm awake, it's just not in my, it's not in the way that I operate. You know what I mean? I see what you're saying, too, about the physical. Like, you know, your energy goes That's what I think.

13:57 You're basically having sex with a room full of people. I really do like doing yoga. No. Like if you get to the airport and every time I like that triple sonic, too. You ever get on yours? Sit-ups or something like this to try to get that from collecting down there. Did they stop off somewhere at the place? Who knows? That's why I like it. It just sends,

16:45 That creates a sound wave. Are there people that get that going on from too much But it feels like a little, when you're getting vibrated, it feels like a little massage. And it's supposed to, by doing doing that it's supposed to be stimulating individual And even then I get up and I'm like. Offices, they got that horrible light, and then there's the rules, and you got a

18:46 Would they stick to the company line when they're on the phone, giving those pep speaks? And I'm laving these guys every time because I just don't think that that's who I want to be doing anything with, You're working for somebody, and that's why you're showing up in a tie and a suit. oh, look at my boat. and this is what I'm begging for you And you're like, wait a minute.

20:20 You know, you're getting, eh. You wouldn't have these things if somebody wasn't out there busting their ass every day in an office. Crash. Everybody's reconnecting with nature. i think it is i think you're right is it that if you look at it like america is important you know get a new evaluation that's that's pertains to where we're at now in the world what what can

22:50 We all know that. Yeah. try to help Mexico. 240, I think it's worth. Okay, so 70 miles an hour for two hours. That is not why we're here, Mr. Crash. They say, oh, it's from a fossil. Yeah, up at the top of the frozen Alps and at the bottom of the ocean and over here in the desert. difficult to control you know there was a book on the process of of of oil being developed that

25:56 I never fucking read it. So now they have a belief that, oh, the planets are circling the sun. We started off where? The whole galaxy is moving. I think we're going in a direction somewhere. Where's the north, south? I don't know either. Put their phone down. it's like, hey, It's a phone. You don't think that's good? throwing that ball in the air and hitting them by yourself into a tree,

29:16 thing. It's amazing how much scientific school i was 14 in 1984 that's when i was in high or 1981 when i was in high school, I was 14 in 1984. SS 396. it's a modern car like what happened how'd that how'd that happen drop the ball something happened Oh, yeah, yeah, the solar road panels. Do you know how weird city streets look? all collectively just go what the fuck are we doing look Look what we're doing. We have solar-powered roads.

32:19 If Hong Kong was lit up with those kind of stuff, I wonder what the effect would be. phone down I think the phone is helping them communicate though maybe they can use the nobody in there and he says oh yeah I'm going to wherever it was. Jump out in front of them or... I rented a car this weekend that does it. where people are trying to go retro with a lot of shit. Because there's a lot of people that like old cars now.

34:48 Is this the trunk or is the motor in here? You could see how much oil's in there with a stick. That also can happen. you have backup cameras, I was an idiot. around in it you know there was something about yeah first of all he's like you know a pretty I'm surprised by a brake. like that lawnmower engine. They pretty much redesigned it for guys of a Vw bug is better

38:51 could get that kind of horsepower in an old car i mean that's ridiculous like they have these new There should be a place to go drive these things. and it's a product of our constant and 25 seconds. Where do you drive it at, though? today but a guy who's an actual race car driver decided to go for the gritty feel of an old car combined with modern technology.

41:19 So if he chooses to drive an old car that you really feel everything, that's probably the most pleasurable. It's not very Mumford & Sons. You know, there's something cool about that as opposed to like, if you lived in 1970 and digital alarm clock. I remember going over people's houses and I watched it. shit that you had to press it to find the shit i never thought about that i mean those were it's remember the calculator watch yeah for some

43:16 That's a one device choice. And it's also the calculator watch was invented with calculators and they probably i I remember doing that. Remember those huge calculators? So it was like a note function on a smartphone. would think that the only way to get good at math if you're going to really get good at math is you Yeah, but then you start getting into triangles and shit.

45:27 The quantum. Deep into the quantum consciousness. Those guys fascinate me the most. They see that there's a cartoon where they're all looking at that. but then they had this little leather piece that went on the side and then like the continued to be produced. Oh, yeah. I don't remember that at all, but that is the future, man. Yeah, that didn't work out.

47:47 This is a luxury item. I can't hear it. this is how I know what time I don't know what it is That's more pleasurable to me for whatever reason. when the digital came out, I mean, it's all different. I'm not a fan of expensive But at nighttime, it kind of glows. seems very kind of peacocky you know when dudes have like diamonds all over their watch and you

50:34 He owned a company that imports them. you know it's a watch and it's got a lot of work put into it, Yeah, it's 20 years old. You buy a new watch, you said? Then, and then now, yeah, that have been feeding is these They're scrubs. It's unfortunate, man, but a lot of that, oh, those were goggles? Google glasses. on the glasses. I saw a guy with a Corvette the other day.

53:22 That's a can of worms you don't really want to open up doesn't take light in from the sides. when people, Saving them. hey, you can't walk in that room. You put those little soaps in the bathroom. Your bathroom is for freaks. The Cleaver... Barbara Billingsley, I think. Yeah, it was June Cleaver. So when did Beaver become, when did it become a vagina?

56:00 his teeth or something. I thought he had like a Like they named it after the kid? Where did that come from? It looks like it was a slang term from the 1910 England. just to see how ridiculous the world was in 1957. Gee, Mr. Wilson? And if you go back and you watch Father Knows Best, here it is. No, sir. Well, when did you decide to tell us about it?

58:10 Dad's a dick. No, he came forward and told him what the story was. In the beginning. He won the bike. It was a bummer. They didn't understand how it was coming off to other people. I can't anymore. I think if you wanted to determine the progress of our culture Dallas, you know, watch old television, watch the. Yeah, Dallas. You know, watch old television.

1:00:24 Like, it's a totally different organism. HP, It's perfect. like a true detective it takes like it's you can't just have a normal relationship like bridges of This is nothing. I like the dragons. And if you tried to watch Magnum P.I. after that, you'd be like, come on, man. know what that is. It's not a call you out thing. It's a sport. You see what he does when you say that.

1:04:21 that like with hamilton they watch the video there and then their comics. Hamilton Morris? that this morning. We took him to Mordor. That's what I heard. We were just, we were way too barbecued. Well, you know, make an assumption, and now you're going to be mean-spirited about it? these trolls that they... And then somebody saying something mean or ugly about you and you're reading it and you're

1:06:35 We get accustomed to whatever. gotten used to something that just it rages against their sensibilities and it rages against their It's a very trying time for a lot of people. is the lack of interest in manufacturing products. I don't know what they do in school. You go to school, you should teach a kid how to work a hammer, a saw. another eventually break through i got a website from squarespace and i put together this fucking

1:10:20 They just started making knives and started selling them. Awesome. Yeah. It fits perfect, man. Because you're six feet tall, that doesn't mean that your knees are bending here or your stride is this or that. We really put a lot of effort into the but the rest of it's all made here in America because of the quality. Just saying, oh, you can get away with it. Oh, we could do it this way. It's cheaper.

1:12:55 So somebody said, hey, how is it? You just communicate with me, and we'll have it just exactly the way you want that not there was like Samadhi Tanks, I mean, it's still way more popular even now overseas. I got a chance to show you some of these rules and regulations now That is a very good question. These ones are filters. I got a little spa pump that's about the size of a basketball, and that's it.

1:15:55 shorted out, is fairly common. and it just fucking fell apart. like how are you going through your little spa filter that's not enough for me man yeah exactly it changed my voice a little bit. But now, beautiful. Brian? more than that. Yeah, That's not okay with me. than the one that's in that video the one i have now is this weird fucking meat locker beautiful

1:18:54 You know what I mean? but people need something to, like, jolt them out of their normal everyday routine. But the actually doing things. Well, it's fun though. It's fun. I love to do it. like people that are smart The negatives of things are always going to exist. You're just angry about it? I don't know. You can get caught up in a pattern of regret.

1:21:50 No way. Crash? I'm not buying it. of there, I'd be beaten up, and all by myself and sit down and not turn nothing You can now go in and look at you and see what that is and then say, hey, woo, look at that, what that is over. Like, I mean, the experience sort of. You eat too much. You know, but the effect that these things have. It's one of the hardest things for a person to do, to step away from whatever inaccuracies they've been telling themselves to make themselves feel better about their life or their situation.

1:25:09 Like what kind of things? I go, what? That messed me up for years. Well, it's not chemtrails. and I know that you probably have these ideas in your head When you're seeing those clouds that go across those are actual clouds they're clouds that something that they were being like secretive about this is just an effect of airplanes the Because if they can figure out how to do that and use

1:27:52 You know that rocket ships apparently take a lot Yeah, a lot of... Well, you didn't know because you didn't care enough to look into it. And when you have these conversations with them and you look at the contrary evidence on both sides, pro and con, it's like, wow, there's a lot of now if it was a lone nut back then and the system was actually fail safe from situations like this.

1:30:13 The voice of the whole public. And what for? It's something to think about where the fuck we're going to get our water from. happen and they develop dead zones in the water and there's no oxygen and all the fish just drowned See, what do they do with that stuff now? No shit. the distance between us and the 1940s, look at those guys that are running the space program or look at those guys that are involved

1:33:06 You know, that is. It continues to expand itself out. as far as like storage of nuclear weapons, storage of nuclear waste. I mean, that is really hard to believe. Like we have dumps. You dig a hole and dump the shit? I don't know. That's an asshole. And it exploded from the mouse was off-gassing from inside of it. unnecessary experiment you got to remember that next time you're messing around with some mice

1:36:35 Yeah, Ford made the first car. And I hear people saying, It's not about kids. hemp for automobile panels that are lighter And they're durable. When you say weed, I think you're a hippie and you want to get high. Well, hemp is a very strange plant. protein. It's the most expensive, but it's the best. You're getting the impact from the, uh. Yeah. I think it's, it's also, it's very easy on the body. Whereas I feel like whey protein, which is also very effective, but it's made from,

1:40:06 But growing hemp is like growing pine trees. Or roses. And for the past hundred years almost, there's been this ridiculous boycott on this magical plant. and found it to have a million different uses, what's that virgin guy, Richard Branson? It's amazing how... They need to just chill down and say, listen, hey, okay, we're going to do what we can do to make things better.

1:41:59 Make it. very much from a lot of his, he had audio books I listened to by the pool when I lived about how Colorado has made more money and had less crime. And the taxes too for the school. They're doing something on the planet that's putting money into schools. are paying for the teachers to make more money It's not just a pipe dream That's it, that's it, I'm fucking hanging up

1:45:00 So then you got $200 million in tax revenue. No. I mean, it's That's all they do. the culture. It really would. And it would help a lot of people. It would help a lot of people There's the nutrition. It's crazy. It's called a slippery whatever, and we have it. You make a business out of that thing being illegal. like marijuana, stay illegal. Yeah. I mean, obviously, folks, this is not they could have a place in being helpful, you know?

1:48:40 Stop it. all you know they didn't know they were they were acting on really old information really bad never had sex before tried to make sex illegal to all of us that enjoy sex you'd be like are you And someone could just somehow or another trick people get to i don't believe in you you know i think you're a corporate puppet and you don't get to i don't believe in you you know i think you're a corporate puppet

1:51:18 we have these people that are giving advice on something that they have no experience other So when someone takes a big, strong stance on something that they don't have experience with But other than short-term memory loss, it's just it's Something as innocuous as marijuana some militant fucking like the the the gunny and full metal jacket mean placate i don't know that

1:53:29 You lost my train of thought. You know that expression? Yeah, it's ridiculous. I don't have a problem with aspirin being around, but aspirin will fuck you up if you get crazy with it. Our issue is education and honesty. a lot of people that have ptsd that are addicted to diseases. A lot of people that have PTSD, that are addicted to diseases And I apologize to anybody who's heard this before.

1:56:10 perspectives or people being morality yeah people people telling you what you can and can't do that's I think I went to, I don't know if I had just gotten back from Costa Rica People are really concerned about where their food's coming from now. Some genetically modified organisms With the benefits And that's what people are concerned about. this celery he's right there this is their their special tomatoes they have heirloom tomatoes you

1:58:52 Maybe years ago you really don't want to meet the farmer. way of communicating about it like we have, too. The internet really is incredible. Why are those plants not getting poisoned? Well, they are, but it's just not enough to kill them. Conventional? requires, countries require here. What's organic? Dude, we got back to organic again. I didn't know that.

2:01:33 Well, that's what they need to do, right? But, how did you allow people to pour poison on, Birds and animals. because you watch the fucking History Channel. setting up farms and stuff, and the locusts hit these people's farms. They said it was insane. there wasn't a cloud that was a storm. of it. Just the outside of those things. old horror movies,

2:04:38 several districts of Cairo on Saturday Let's see this shit. This is terrible. Whoa. they've done it oh, locusts, they come in the, that's one of the things Like you said I think Yeah Oh locusts Oh boy That's disgusting All right. Imagine being on a motorcycle just trying to get home, and you're just like splat, splat, splat. Fucking goddamn storm. That's what you should be thinking.

2:07:27 with a very large paddle It's very good for you, right? What are you saying, Crash? Urban Outfitters sells locusts? So if it's a good source of protein covered in nutritional value. of them. There's no room. They can't all just We're lucky. you like the plague so we would sit down outside in the woods and it was really mosquito ridden that you put in your front and backyard

2:10:24 Wow. Disgusting. it shattered the windshield. More than coconuts. from coconuts. How many would you say? because everyone's house were fucked. How big is that? Seven inches? All the hair zones. these ice balls flying around the place. fields in a near total loss property damage totaled 500 million dollars with You're not a stalk of wheat. What's that?

2:13:42 Where does it say that? of in the United States. Yeah, there's nothing you could do, man. Well, you know what? You ever see that show, This Old House? the houses are going up 10 feet to make them taller, make them taller. So if the water comes Yeah. You'd have to dig deeper holes for the columns. Three houses. It's pretty cool. You're going to get fucked.

2:17:13 I want to say, boy, if I had to guess, I'd have to say I was in high school. It was 1985. we were in my house we were looking out the window and the trees were just fucking like So that was like, you know, a suburb of Boston. these waves. Yeah. The, the water possesses so much power, you know, you really have to have a And what happened to them? the case for sure, something during that time, like there had to have been a bunch of events,

2:20:33 You should prepare for this. Done. Like, the ones that existed before people measured things, they still existed. we were talking about before the difference between us and the people in the 1940s the We have Hurricane Katrina. Is it Missouri or Mississippi? Do you really? It was a larger late May tornado outbreak, and it reached a maximum width, Oh, a mile wide when it comes through?

2:23:08 I just know it means death. The tornado killed 158 people with the additional four indirect deaths, injured some 1,150 others, That's a bad year. but it's now believed to have been a part of a family of eight or nine told you and you're like thinking it was you. but you couldn't stop beating off, you'd still go to church, to take you out of the path

2:25:34 and fuck. A mile wide tornado. You ever gone through the desert, like driving to Vegas or something, What is a tornado anyway? I don't know. We learned today. of the earth and a... Is that a cloud? although the word cyclone is used in meteorology from two years ago, where semis were flying through the air? And the... I was on the road, and I was like, I could have been in Texas right now.

2:28:52 See that? They're removing electrical cables and shit from the ground and shorting things out. it's flying i mean what is that what does that weigh what is it but it's got to weigh a few like an aluminum foil. lighting shit on fire and sending even if we didn't, with organic farming, Yeah. brain now. and had cell phones. Man's Theater. Yeah, it's like a future guy.

2:32:02 So that was a sound. a bad motherfucker, Don't you never know me. I got Hendrix behind me. But he doesn't need to come back. There's the Black Keys. Anybody that doesn't think this is the best time Calculator watches. That's that thing again. Greedy. Yes. also self-aware and self-awareness and concentrating on yourself and some people are uncomfortable with

2:34:59 These are words you don't even know what they mean many years ago. I'm not going to eat it. It's like more sugar than you're supposed to have in a day. Well, you know, you would think it's good. Yes. Your body wants sugar that's attached to foods one of those big plump ones that's easy to peel No one needs an acquired taste for oranges. but it is...

2:37:11 sturgeon yeah i can't even tell if it's green i mean if it's a black or the red or whatever is it Like someone who actually understands wine. The palate. quick than if you drink it all. Fucking pound that Santa Ynez wine. Are you good by yourself? I know what you're doing. At the Ganey Winery. There's a real problem with that, right, as far as, like, infections and as far as safety and as far as, like, everything needs to be moved to a higher standard.

2:39:29 They infect the water. Right. It's more important to us than anything else is this disinfection, and we still got the three log and then surpassed that. You're in a water and electricity. you know methods of their ethical not not you know pouring this uh chemicals that chlorine That's fucking weird. because this is something It's important for the people that are doing this to have a product then that is credible,

2:42:57 The amount of adjustments that we've had to do with the electrical aspects of this thing are tremendous. not a lot of people that are reporting like infections and not a lot of people that have the positive benefits of this. so it's going to eventually be regulated? Absolutely. That's what this, we showed you We went to a thing and they had callers calling in. It was the most asked about subject,

2:45:47 Crash loves to do the isolation tank. Crash is not going to jerk off or pee in his tank. But what's happening then, what we were doing was trying to, you know, people, they're cheap. I mean, I know that the equipment is really costly and it's really high end. Do you want to do another hour? I have nine minutes. thanks to give you a chance a full podcast