Joe Rogan Experience #535 — Scroobius Pip Transcript

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0:00 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out! Yeah, he was telling us some, Robin Black was telling us some crazy stories of russia but yeah yeah he's tired he was telling us some robin black was Yeah, good guy. Yeah. that's ridiculously hard to spell and pronounce. Yeah. Such little food for thought my fucking brain feels anorexic All comes strange, like final pieces of set-place

3:14 Paralysis through analysis could stop me here I'm really speechless but I'm speakless than you might imagine I bought it for four quick and forced it through horseshit. I like how he did it. if we do it he can just tell us off afterwards and yeah and that's that so as it finished obviously That's some real shit. Yeah, kind of. I mean, what do people like?

6:15 stand-up set that's like one piece that's a whole story that's that's spoken word it's just I'm just up here trying to do some jokes. I'm a poet. it it wasn't even me that got heckled. band goes through and i was thinking about it when we had the conversation like i never even For whatever reason It's there's there's like it blows my mind that people the most common thing that people say to me after shows and that is like

9:32 nobody's going to give him a hard time about it. It's true. I just want to be She should be. You know, it's just like, it takes you right to what he's singing. Nobody talks like that. Singing's a beautiful thing. But spoken word to music is a very different thing spoken word to music it's very lyrical um think in every art form i bet it exists in rock and roll i bet it i mean i know it exists in comedy

12:44 that for someone else to have to perform and sell their soul every night to kind of sing and get Like there's this, there's this old Leonard Skinner song, making me emotional like making me feel that moment you can tell when they feel like piece like you started working on that you developed it do you when you when you do something i'm going to have something awful in there now um but it'll just be notes even if it's just even if

15:48 so then on a song like that even like bits of philosophy until you put it out there yeah i genuinely on on that one there's a line uh you see a mousetrap i It's just there's something about that creative process. crazy as as as well though and again i'm sure into this shit now this is what's going on now and it's it's weird how that yeah that can be the

18:50 There's loads of shit hip hop. There's such a variation in there. but inside the genre, there's like a bunch of different variables, right? it's like you're not going to be happy with what you get. Are you allowed to say wigger? and it's not like dropping an N-bomb. And then there's what you're doing, which is like a completely different thing. And it's key.

21:15 many different genres in hip-hop now because i think that uh i've always been uh a fan i'm a fan Yeah. Yeah. My mind's playing tricks on me. And it was the most disturbing thing ever. And then at the end, they caught the cymbals on fire. people online that are listening yeah yeah yeah Yeah. Yeah here. I'll find it has the same mask that was at the Fetish Con

25:42 Make this totally silent. Here's how I saw them. That's wild. Yeah, so their name is D-A-I-K-A-i-j-u i like that man i like that idea that's pretty cool It's isn't it fascinating though the names are about picking a pleasant sound You know, like the Love Assassins. It's like, that's like looking at like a section of street and trying to imagine that no one

29:07 At least one other band thought about becoming the name Kiss. fuck up bitch ain't jimmy hendrix but no i'm that's my new name is jimmy hendrix i'm jimmy and you started doing with, like, you would lip sync, that say rick ross is not a rapper he was just unsigned he rapped all the time in the shower i bet christmas time he was rapping well he was a And he's got a fascinating story, if you're interested.

31:49 They had him in like a three-strike situation, been put away. It's a very fascinating case and he's a very good guy. Because, yeah, I don't know. know like I call myself Bonnie and Clyde yeah Yeah, but if they were alive, would you be able to, you know? it right and then remember he said he was going to be compensated for it right and then remember he

34:41 was like that you have to have the variation in the genre and yeah how much do you think the real rick ross should get paid by the fake rick ross like if You're a sweet guy. And it actually makes him even more legit because this fake fat rapper who used to be a corrections officer is using his shit. by the fact that there's a guy running around stealing his name.

36:53 Do you think that's part of it? in high school couldn't go to college because he couldn't read so he was an athlete and was like And what the fuck's his name? No one's ever seen that shit before. shit. And the whole crowd filled with black people. really valid one is that when the only tool you have is a hammer everything looks like a nail But that's never going to happen.

40:49 on it but they used to be the same as america then they had one really bad major like uh Yeah. That whole thing of, well, if we don't trust the police, then we need to be armed. was in a position of power that did something fucked up it's the cops so then it's the cops The other thing about these guys, a lot of them have PTSD. It's probably mild in comparison to what you've seen.

43:15 and you're also probably your senses your whole sense of like what's on the line would probably And that's, it's annoying how it has to be such a group thing and these people against these people there was a using more a watching the watchman as it were kind of thing then it it starts to then police you realize now that there was a time when the cops were the best of the best but that's not

45:56 It should really be like you're the guy who's guarding the top of the wall. time it's the worst nightmare imagine if that was like the draft. What? We owe Colorado. What? Yeah yeah fuck all that man and that's the problem because everybody says fuck all that the ideals of democracy and it's like well why yeah i think there's i mean there's It's the same thing.

48:23 But it depends how it's measured. good they're reading about what the policies are they're learning it rather than just going entitled to my own opinion so well no if if someone's done more research on it and knows Yeah. just get on a side and that's their side stuck on that side it's crazy but that's people that's a and it was just a rewrite of commandments it was a load of commandments for now and i'm not

51:39 the next like how much judaism varies from islam varies from christianity how much they borrow from He sees their hypocritical actions. Or is this puzzle far too complex for our brains? come down and correct anybody like this is what you're saying yeah it's crazy are you sure or is you know we were left here and we've got our faith that God's gonna do this and

53:20 You know, if you look at the stories, you read that a guy came back from the dead. If it was thousands of years old, then people would be the same with Christianity and just that there's such a mixture as well There's people who would sit here now and go, yeah, that's fucking crazy. got down to brian the story was dog shit it was all fucked up and i think that the idea is that

56:02 They did their best to remember everything that the people before them told them but if you the oldest version that they found is the stuff that's in kumran that's the dead sea scrolls yeah Because they were all different cows and different pieces of paper. They found, again, there's that old, I think it was in a TV series in the UK. it would be get to the end of the Bible and it just says,

58:18 a collection of 981 texts was discovered. The texts are of great historical, religious, and linguistic significance my wife was saying this to me the other day. that was Deuteronomy. which preserve the evidence of the diversity of religious thought in the late Second Temple Judaism. of the stuff on the dead sea scrolls were stories included in the bible and yeah yeah just pick

1:00:53 The oldest surviving Hebrew manuscript, including the Dead Sea Scrolls, Yeah, amazing. Well, it's so weird that it gets translated into different languages. Like what? Like I go back home with letters. The fact that they've got that translation and the original thing they're reading is just so old and they're using DNA to kind of piece it in the right order and all that kind of thing.

1:03:08 that the uh sumerians used to write in oh it's so weird looking man it's like these these there wrote like look at these things how weird is that yeah it's like all emojis yeah it's so it's so How can that have the intricacies of a language? But it's so dead that no one can even talk it. Yeah, Wow those weird lines man yeah like you'd be able to roll that shit and you put it in the clay and then

1:06:39 and that printed on the product you bought lay this clay down and roll their message out on the clay and i guess like if you probably wanted to UFO. like a male lion and a female lion is that what's going on there yeah they're like high-fiving oh Yeah. It's an important message to have had to send. see how it's like that similar to what the actual planets are that's what it looked like

1:09:55 Either one of those. Yeah, it's weird. super volcanoes, there's no chance at all that their intelligence And it was all the 50s and 60s. Yeah. When driving around, I see a lot of the houses that are kind of castle like, they're these built out of rocks and these huge things. and buy a goddamn castle i want a castle now who do i need to talk to about this

1:13:22 You can't. And it's, yeah. you really probably shouldn't even have electricity. I know that's what. It's like a website? What's a pound as it relates to a dollar? very much. have to have satellite internet i mean you might not even be able to get that i guarantee they a tourist resort dude you should do it you should do it. You should do it. where there isn't anything else anyway

1:16:38 Orlando's a big-time destination just because of those. Like, That's going to be fun. shit out of you you see dudes and Goofy they don't fuck with people they don't hit them but they scare the shit out of you i guess when and wanted to kill people, like Jason style, zombies and you'll be yeah living out the zombie apocalypse yeah again all of that just feels how

1:19:14 Like, you know, it's been said a million times, but the phone, the processor that you have in your phone was far greater. I want my family to have free access to it. It moves at you and it's trying to bite you. like well no we're they're zombies we're only going to make them we're not going to have them until they were like 15 or 16, then you meet them,

1:21:29 they can be our only one Rick Ross the fake Rick Ross is the one. Surely that'd be a key thing rather than me finding out and bumping into a script so it'd have to be i would have but you would find out how we distribute money, and then also how we breed. surely that in turn just involve cutting down breeding hugely because surely the biggest problem

1:24:10 Might lead you in one direction or another like really your desires Everyone's perfect. Well, we'd have robot strippers. Well, I think there's definitely going to be a time where you're going to be able to download memories I think that's I think that to record and not just record a single image like we're this is the baby steps one day you know this

1:26:15 So you'll be able to take someone's memory and just run whatever it is, an hour program, a two-hour program. I think the first thing that's going to happen is there's going to be a search of your memory starting from a certain period of time where you're going to be able to access what you had said in the past or did in the past. It's going to ruin the fun of arguments, though, right?

1:27:46 It's weird. For years, they were pushing for goal line technology That's part of sport. That's a terrible call by the referee. through organized, high-level athletic competitions. Yeah. were this and ten were that and thirty with any you go over these these It's very subjective and when you you're dealing with something like a ten point system one guy's gonna get ten one guys gonna get nine

1:31:27 because he almost submitted them, beat the shit out of them, controlled them. Right. it'd probably be a 9-9. No, you're right, but I just think there's not enough variables. we deal with when we fight when we have events in certain places so they get in the way of the action. his course on his seminar on refereeing and and judging and I think he's just

1:34:31 but you also can't stop a fight too soon, watching it from the outside it looks like it would be easy but doing that it's way or needs protecting rather than having not experienced it Frank Mir broke his arm, I mean, that's because Herb has grappled, he's fought MMA, I mean, it could have torn through his skin. because you have to worry about infections.

1:37:15 There's a lot of good guys that are doing it now. Yeah. Yeah, it sucked because he's a cool dude. He was just slinging weed. It's dumb as fuck. I'm not arguing that part. when i was younger and i was smoking a lot of weed and doing a lot of acid and shit like that. Not because the one drug we've got in alcohol, it's just you pay money and that's that.

1:40:30 If you're going to do that, if you're dealing with a sophisticated, intelligent civilization like the UK, like the United States of America, like the Western world in the year 2014, you dealing with people that have un just previously impossible but because it's been there for so long, people would go absolutely mental. It's crazy. Where? In New York. In New York. Edibles are legal in New York. Marijuana in New York, but I think they just made edibles legal? Really? Where? In New York.

1:42:20 they will get you. aids and on chemotherapy it's like there's so many benefits it's impossible to argue medically keeping on son but the idea that people can't benefit from something that people have clearly but that's a drug. Every single thing. Or it's positive to try all these things. Yeah. any physical pain nothing crazy i've taken two weeks off and had nothing not felt a thing

1:46:19 response the new york times that was so goofy and it included all this shit about children about the that's the kind of people that are responsible that's the kind of people that are responsible. That's the kind of people that are responsible for our laws. My daughter goes to a nut-free school. Like, the realization. see like one of those gifts online i just put him somewhere else just i thought he was fucking

1:48:31 You'll make people die. they just found in the galaxy recently. It's just waves. Well, they can use a Doritos bag. Yeah Doritos bag. You see saw that video. That was nuts incredible Like, that's not even a human. They're smarter than you. letting us turn everyday pixel, making the plant appear still to the naked eye. But by combining and filtering all of the tiny motion happening across the image that

1:52:24 We recovered my God. Oh my God. This is what a cell phone was able to record So what that's going to happen is we're going to be able to take old home movies, at this part of the video. DSLR while our Mary had a little land music played through a nearby loudspeaker. place it's just insane just the actual thing of having the idea and perception of thinking of

1:56:02 everyone else and then the speed we went from that to turning it into something work yeah and it's doing its work and its work is connecting all of us connecting all of us and i Then it's going to be an app. Yeah, you're going to be able to watch an outdoor video and stare at the trees The foible of it would be they have to be near a plant or a Doritos packet

1:58:35 make them super high resolution, calculate them based on all the, at zapruder holding the camera and you know you could move around on i mean this sounds like this they're definitely going to make like a with JFK or to know i think it's just because it's such a conspiracy i'm pretty convinced i want to know the actual Yeah. This was... Like, he told this woman, Anita Hill, this really sexy black chick, he told her that there's a pubic hair in her coke.

2:02:17 Arlen Specter. He was just a shifty fucking character. But I think somebody. right that people would accept the fact that People hate this conversation because it's been done so many times before. since it was found on the gurney at the hospital through two people and just happened to wind up on a gurney? Finding the bullet was the only reason why people were willing to believe that one bullet did all this damage

2:04:52 No, he didn't. involved in it, kennedy i wouldn't i wouldn't go back to see that i'd go back to that what would you go to roswell This is the big one. There's 350 million people in this country. But if I went back to Roswell Well, I think I would like to be open which they know they built out of there. Exactly. they figured out a gang of shit yeah that's way more likely yeah right

2:09:33 He's a computer voice, right? He's warning us about him. that we can't even imagine we can't even imagine what's going on inside of his mind he's so goddamn There's like 30 car deep in Burbank. I've done that Not. Yeah, don't be a pussy. It's W-E-S-L-E-Y-L-O-W-E-R-Y. were arrested Wednesday while covering the protests Wait a minute. How are Huffington Post reporters

2:12:41 got arrested? I'm confused here. I'm dying. So why did it say that they're... that uh occupy wall street shit was going on yeah what they were worried most is that at one point for, You know, trying to disperse them. the Shah of Iran got overthrownrown one of the one of the reasons Which one? Are you following, like, is this in your book of what you're supposed to do?

2:16:18 Why were they kicking everyone out of McDonald's anyway? And there's a lot of stress and a lot of pressure. And in England, the cops don't have guns, right? days and days kind of in london but similar type of situation it's just not as regular and not as But, yeah, it's nowhere near right again yeah but it wasn't As hot a topic these days And the Lee Murray one

2:19:14 Yeah. Because of mixed martial arts. I guess other people may have been more aware for some reason, in morocco and just running shit over there yeah he's living over there for a while and then You know England has a lot of violence guys duking it out for having it's all It's going to, because we drink so heavily. starts fresh yeah no you're essentially riding on the momentum of king george you know it's like the

2:22:10 armies they had it's it's the weird illusion like in britain our history and our our arrogance in a technology and yeah it comes in waves right yeah like guys figure it out and then something happens big uh white horse that's on the side of a hill yeah yeah nobody even fucking knows where it came to put it into perspective what has happened that brought us to 2014 all the different lives that had

2:24:56 Everyone knew what the fuck that was for, but that wasn't written down anywhere. Yeah, I wonder when the first guy started writing shit down, Okay, big circle, little circle. got it completely different like no correlation at all so not only have you cherokee that speak another way you get the Cherokee that speak another way you get the Apache that have their own way yeah and that's only 200 years ago you know 400 500 years or whatever it was

2:27:46 1821. It's the anticipation now. I guessed it. Maybe that has something to do with it. But it's also, I've seen those t-shirts. I have no idea. Wow, there's no one here. Well, actually, pre-European. there's like great great grandparents yeah who can almost remember that shit yeah wow i think i And my mom's like, that's a Mexican. dude's not even legal earning it they're taking over it's fine if there's two taco places in town

2:31:40 Don's? And it's in San Diego, so it's like real close to the actual Mexico. Yeah, it's a weird moment, man, when you have this incredible community, Yeah, right? All of them. when you're doing gigs, that they wouldn't really get that side of it but it's crazy how in europe a lot of people seem to Have you ever thought about doing that as an app, releasing it as an app, and having all your lyrics as an app?

2:34:29 but I like to put out a nice physical product as well then you just go and buy the album. about your stuff because someone will take it and download it and then they'll distribute it and then When the thing you're paying for has its own value anyway. barker and shit like that and going through stuff just so that the torrent that was first out there

2:36:56 But we get an awful lot of people who say, I've not paid for an album in ages, for five dollars and being direct to the customer five dollars is enough for you to not want to i think that's the way things go like i started off i think you've got to do a certain amount I've had a radio show in the UK for the last year and a half. know you'd be the creator of your own podcast too yeah

2:39:49 I sorted that before I came in. little bit i do the last time i was over here and again he's fucking he's huge he doesn't need to that's so cool that's great yeah that's amazing yeah he's about as big as it gets when it comes to drummers yeah does that guy have any room for tattoos or is he just like completely filled up UFC events that's cool man say besides proper uh something with an f it't it straight away or straight away?

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