Joe Rogan Experience #547 — Joe DeRosa Transcript

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0:00 Here we go. Congratulations. Yeah, they copyrighted my voice. really cool it's it's combining a It's like the shittiest version of buying a domain name So like yeah, that's up? Is it up anywhere? So this is what he did. No, I was. We were going to it every day, and the Pepsi Spice people were fucking shitting their pants. But they didn't. I remember I had open sores everywhere,

4:21 It was so ridiculous. And I think I ended up dying at the end. It didn't mean anything. Oh, that's great. That's incredible. I think spiced rum is disgusting. yeah people think that like that stuff makes your breath taste good but basically anything I'm off the booze. You should have just drank with the guys last week. This is the best shape I've ever been in right now.

8:06 Get like a double meat cheesesteak, Doritos, chocolate cake, and a soda, Who signed on that thing? people go out after the shows and they drink. There's nothing going on. it's 5 a.m., I've never even done blow, When does a wild night happen out here? It's definitely a different animal. I talked to Marin And Marin did a story Jesus Christ. and I'm not trying to shit on LA,

10:54 LA drugs, it feels like River Phoenix. Yeah. I never lived in the city, so I didn't get that thing out of New York because when I So I lived in New Rochelle Yeah. I've bagged them all shapes and sizes. I lived with Jay Oakerson out there, and it was fun, and it you know and it's 4 a.m and they're partying oh dude it was nuts it was fucking crazy She's like, your Irish friend is telling me that the numbers of the Holocaust were greatly exaggerated.

14:01 There's a bunch of lies, a bunch of shite. God damn it, I'm sick of hearing about it. No. talking about how different places couldn't be actually used Yeah. was it he was devastated it's not something you can be wrong about. No, no. I didn't even know about the Armenian Genocide. More than a million dead. And I was just like Out. What was it? 1915.

19:03 they they all get so overshadowed it's a good question i mean um i don't know i wonder if that's why it gets they they all get so overshadowed It's kind of like when Farrah Fawcett died, but then Michael Jackson died on the same day. I know. Okay, I'm on your side. he's never heard it before okay but there's a style of music that was created by castrating

21:20 men or these these they're men now but they say that they were molested by michael jackson no one says he fucked them no it was all like weird touching stuff yeah and i i don't i don't No. I tried to do Thriller once try to sing it try Try to sing the chorus. Okay, this is terrible. Here we go. I can't sing. But when you listen to, like, Living in the Limelight, when he's singing that song, he

23:25 womanly well i mean it's it's and that's forever been the joke about him well i think i think there jackson how brilliant he was but how odd it was and how he always had like these amusement park They might have been his children, but. They don't, you know, they don't deserve it. I hope that that's because the family sheltered the kids from all the crazy people.

26:09 And I was like, what's she like? And he realized when they were hanging out, he goes, oh, he can't go anywhere. his name yeah i'm trying to okay rolling stones we not know who's in the Rolling Stones? I'm trying to remember the drummer's name, and I can't remember his name. How dare the both of you? I should shut the fuck up right here because I probably shouldn't even say what happened.

27:48 Right. but he's pretty fucking famous, you know? And literally, I would walk to the mall with Dave Chappelle. Followed him. No, it was a lot of fat white guys, I remember. say something funny. And Dave just kind of stared at this guy and we got in the elevator and the And I talk about this in my act a little bit. Yeah, exactly. he was an awesome wingman because he was he was he's married right and he was like a great dude

31:09 Oh, dude. and I'm like, And I'm like, you know, they're fucking just being all wishy-washy Terrible advice. his dick in Cleveland once About me that absolutely didn't exist that's a great like rumor though about you makes you sound like a killer no it's not like an Wisp of grass? girls in the front row. now that's not cool guys on the internet fat shaming is fucking male hypocrisy slash patriarchy

34:21 I had a guy come up to me at a party and he goes, my dentist played golf with you. Probably. He was insisting. Things that never happened. Like what? Just violent things. Mostly violent things. that I talked to a friend who knew a friend of mine from high school things that happened in Dick once and fucking, remember that? okay and um one of the things about jiu-jitsu is just protecting your joints and protecting your

36:22 technique. No, it's a real match between you and Andy Dick. How dare you? So no, there was no lifting weights Back then I got nothing to add to it No I understand They're all busted up. Jesus Christ. But it just happened to be the thing for me at that time. dad started doing jujitsu when he was 57. And yeah, I'm in therapy for it and stuff. Open your hand and show me what's the biggest dose you've ever taken.

40:15 You want like five grams. wants you to be fed, wants you to stay alive and competitive. turned too inward. I'm a pretty lethargic guy. So I've always been more of a fan of stimulants This is a guy you don't know, you know, because I don't really know you. but if you want to stay at my house, I feel like we're part of a fraternity, but it's not the same.

43:35 Yeah, answer the first question. This is your, you know what I mean? a bad day at work, dude, let it go. You know, I did a charity event last night and it wasn't a And my whole life, I've never gone down that road first. Babysitters they planned it out. They saved their money for that Joe DiMaggio was like 40 years old, sliding into third base, Because I noticed throughout the weekend that she was doing that.

46:58 there's 18 000 people there and try to wake your way through the casino good luck you know you're But my attitude about it is always that every time I meet someone, I reset. I can't always say yes. I can't be late for an interview or an appearance that I have to do or whatever the fuck that's obligated. He's a great guy. He said, we were just talking about how everything's going really well for him and he's real happy.

49:20 I'm going to get out there, and I'm going to give it my best. It is. much better version of last year's hour yeah you know because i'm about to tape it or whatever it is you know but uh and it was patrice was like that obviously norton uh uh louis uh obviously you know like like these Like everybody has to like It's one guest at a time Or you know up and be ready because they are

51:46 and everybody's like, everyone's fun. and i'd So it's like, I was like, okay, it's possible. And he goes, I could never stop hanging out with comics. He goes, but I don't want to stop hanging out with comedians. are the pro guys whatever and girls then it's the ring below that which is like these are the pros It's the best. There's that thing that we do where you'll,

54:47 It's not too late. You know what I'm saying? and you talk to athletes and you talk to news people and stuff like that. like i learned this in therapy when somebody shares something with you you need to share back apparent suicide always sounds way better in a newspaper than definitely was jerking off with a belt around his neck. It's not a cunt. I wouldn't have felt comfortable sharing that.

57:31 but a very famous comedian shit right like looked at everybody and went he was a joke thief right jesus guy was a joke thief Look, I'll tell you, you know. he was dying you didn't go see him you knew he was going to die and he goes no if i was dying i And there's some people you can't. is excuse me so where's hate fit in there is Is it in the middle? Hate means you still care. Hate means you still love the person. It's not the opposite

1:00:19 You know what I mean? I was arguing with people on Twitter for the last two days, Well, sometimes it's fun. and there's no reason whatsoever to even communicate with them. that I considered, I wouldn't say a friend, andy kindler and andy's my friend and i, dude, I don't agree with you. Stop saying this shit to me and stop putting my name in the fucking tweets. Like, like you and

1:03:06 And I was just like, you know what? last night and i check my twitter and there's like five tweets at me from this guy you were didn't upset me in that sense and by the way fred if you're hearing this i'm not giving you attention So you can attack other people when their words come under fire, but I can't, but nobody can criticize your word. Why spend so much energy on it?

1:05:36 That's your only relationship to them. and they'll do it wanting you to fire back on it they want you to engage and that's where indifference And it's not because they said mean things about Andy Kindler. It's stuck in my head. disparity in the amount of african-american people that commit crime but that could be attributed to Very sensitive. about not coming out

1:09:48 Maybe he'll apologize or reword things or whatever uh also too i think if you're going to be somebody that complains about the problems in a community sorry i'm not sorry i'm not apologizing i am not sorry for what i did and i was like okay this is basically a white nationalist podcast or radio show or something uh and it's like the guy the is this is getting fucked up so do you think he just went

1:12:59 went down the road. And finally, for me, the last final straw was the shit he was tweeting about the ferguson You know what I mean? Fuck them out of a job? Let SiriusXM lose all this business? It was just such a messy thing. you're going to get sick and fuck yourself up a little bit. of your top pizza makers was across the street saying that stuff and your customers could hear

1:16:12 that they want to stick up for Anthony and they want to do that. I wish there was no differentiation other than your behavior. They were insane. grandchildren of those slaves are the what what you're dealing with today and that's that's a real whether it's poor white Irish people The real issue is children that grow up in these environments it's, you know.

1:19:42 That's where it gets really problematic because our community, when we think about America as a community, it's 350 million people. We would all take that kid in. environments, they're raising more people that are in these that are driving around in those caravans, having just and they couldn't get rid of them there's nothing they could do about them had nothing to

1:21:35 put them in a nice suit, I totally agree. and go and have no consideration and go, fuck it, we're out of here. The way wasn't to sit back. That's what people listen to. and if you guys do what we think is the right thing, we'll bring him back. I see what you're saying. And he wouldn't have apologized, though. talk about being punched in the face by someone in the African-American community.

1:25:34 They're just capturing, they would prefer to be anonymous. This is a person. They're just happening to be walking down the street. I'm gonna take a picture of them I disagree with that. I think especially in the case of a man taking a photograph of a woman men are this woman, Well, it's missing all minutes. happened if someone who was cooler and they talked to that kid what would have happened with someone

1:27:18 All right, keep cool, stay dry. but then when you listen to those cell phone calls and he's like chasing the guy around the neighbor it was so painfully obvious to me that here's a guy that But, you know, look, it's like the Ferguson thing. whether it was that dude's fault or the cop, whatever, Yeah. he was tweeting, but like, the point is, is that the point is that I harshly didn't agree with it.

1:29:58 He's like, yeah, fuck you. i was bummed out man i was bummed out that I felt like I got to want you to know I had great times so that was the first text And then he responded to that one. i started seeing all the other stuff and that's when i started to be He said nice things about Bobby Kelly. as people like Colin Quinn and... Oh, the guy who got in trouble recently for talking about transsexuals?

1:33:41 I'll send a car for you. Is this Anthony? By the way. Right. there was some personal stuff in there because I was like, Maybe he's just overwhelmed, this was the tweet I got. on online then he calls me out in front of everybody like you're on the spot douche let's You probably shouldn't have aired it out in this manner. either ban user doesn't ignore it or anything like that but it seems like you take your very uh or do you do

1:36:24 brian yeah because it seems like you in your head were reading it like Buzzing because he's my friend, and if we disagreed, but sometimes you can communicate with someone and say something that opens their eyes. And it's like, okay, then I could go on and... white people do that i don't think it's that i I think it's poverty. It's an economic, it's a cultural issue. It's an issue with people get

1:39:08 do anything about it yeah yeah but but you know a lot of people accuse you of socialism if you say I agree with that. I totally agree with that which is why so why wouldn't you just have a discussion with him about it like Because if we didn't get around to discussing race, then we're just having a good time you know what i mean and it's that's that's it's just not cool

1:41:20 maybe have a discussion or whatever about this let Let's grab a beer. My let's grab a beer never received a response. we're going to ride our contract out when that bitch is over listening to hardcore history or radio lab or you know any of our friends podcasts that's what i do Let me just press play on that. working for satellite radio will be kind of silly.

1:43:49 there's all this money that's being spent where look at this fucking place this reaches the same But I think there's more to it than that. what's driving me nuts about like this sort of blind, like, like I know what's going to happen. yeah it was a big lie i'm glad you owned up to that. Good for you. shit and it's like well that's not open-minded discussion either but you're talking about the

1:47:18 was battling people all day it became his life i mean it was every minute for 13 hours this guy Really? saying when you were saying why didn't you have a discussion i was saying i tried to and that was I'm just being 100% honest. Yeah, it's, look, man, people fuck up and they say things that are wrong. problems in that community i agree with that i agree with that and that was always how it seemed

1:50:11 But then there was also the times where he would get real mad on the air. The radio show thing fucked me up. It's so crazy to me that I almost feel like it. I don't know. I said, I wonder if some of it might be because of racism. It's a tough subject, which is why I think if you're going to address problems in a community Boxing? never meant the same thing as white pride white pride has always been synonymous with white power. Always. Those two terms have never not been linked to one another.

1:53:53 Nobody would give a fuck German Yeah. The white community as a whole has not faced too many setbacks. Not saying there aren't poor white people. and the least amount of headaches stand to the side and go, Oh, stop fucking. It's darker. and then automatically assuming that this person the um the approach of stop your belly aching yeah that's just people fucking with you you know

1:57:37 And it's like, you guys were, and that's fucking terrible. and it's it's complicated yeah no it's definitely complicated you know yeah so i mean um it it would I think other countries on the planet have a shot at it. I think Canada might have a shot, you know? they do better than us I'll tell you that yeah I think other countries might have a shot at complete harmony amongst people of any color whatever

1:59:52 seemingly unfixable and i don't say that to uh to to to take hope away from anybody that's in a dire Yep. Do you ever, like, go past, it's all fucked up? It's like when you're growing up, no matter what kind of neighborhood you live in, because these guys are going to hold you back. It's a thing that happens all over. to fix the problem from within.

2:02:43 He's trying to break up the neighborhood. That's what I heard. See There's a chance. He's trying to break up the neighborhood. And guys just being like, where are you going? And it's like, this is just shit people do wherever you live. and stayed there whereas by the time people got to the west coast they're a bit more progressive liberal mentality.

2:05:06 Don't say that. too ed edgy meaning on edge not meaning you're saying edgy things are you but you're the majority the things that people like charlton heston or Voight or Clint Eastwood have always complained about. get work and i agree with you uh what i'm saying is, I think that mentality exists everywhere. It's why whenever any one of us is at a party and we're outnumbered in opinion, whether it's a political discussion or a fucking discussion about people think Katy Perry's the best, whatever.

2:07:32 But I'm saying, like, most of us feel that you tense up and you go, I know what you're saying. it's a stronger urge in these places where, They came here from another place. It's overwhelmingly East Coast. and I grew up around a lot of immigrants, up sure took a long time and a lot of work for us to get to where we are today with lava lamps and crust that was pressed up by intense heat and pressure below the surface because a lot of our

2:10:43 being, you know, evaporating as these things fly through the air. It's about 15% of the weight of this stuff turned out to be water. I don't know. Yeah. found water in subterranean ringwoodite, would hear that and you would say oh there's like rivers under the ocean i don't think they're discussion about how we're learning about the actual earth and now there's three times more

2:14:34 Well, then they keep finding these Goldilocks planets, these planets in the Goldilocks zone could survive the extreme temperatures. It's a recent study. This is a new one that they found. They don't know what it is It lays traps and it actually has action. I remember what happened. And what do you do? flies? Yeah, you probably buy dead flies to feed it or some kind of like larva to feed it you'd have to hope that

2:17:28 It captures rats. It's so bizarre. but it's stupid there is a plant um it's a carnivorous plant it eats frogs it eats mice Yeah. When you went, is it possible for you, and I thought you were going to be like, is it Do you get a lot of massages? The folks at home can't see this. Yeah. go in it because they think this is like some food in there and then it jacks them is that a snake

2:20:29 I'm terrible sometimes with references. Yeah, here it is. that brian realistic i'm learning a lot today yeah realistic size of continents do you just You can fit a whole United States in there, and a China, and an India, and Italy. They're massive. One of the most painful stings in the world. It's actually the Brazilian wandering spider I was going to bring up.

2:23:40 it gives you nitric oxide it produces some massive amount of nitric oxide in your body. Maybe you've stuck your finger up your ass while it was going down, It's called the Brazilian wandering spider. trying to figure out a way to use this evil fucking murderous spiders venom and get your dick hard with it. great you know when it's also if you found that like if say they found that they've isolated

2:25:42 There's people don't get to. they've ever discovered a lot of people die from it, too. That sounds horrible. What a terrible world. that have clear spots on their tail. is literally you can find 20 of them and just sitting down they're everywhere there's i have I don't know Are we allowed to go He's going to go jerk off. Almost all of them got laid off today.

2:28:29 You buy Macworld right now, it's not talking about the new iPhones. Bring back silent movies. is just transition those writers and to cover the launch. Yeah, there's always going to be a little of that, right? number to the cash register. I don't know. but before the launch they uh they apple is working with all the biggest like credit card companies like you know chase and capital one and all that so a lot of big stores

2:30:39 Could you go to a Ford dealership and pick up a Mustang? I don't even know why You finally caught up, I'm going to try to find a better... Yeah. I think the Galaxy's 5.5 or 5.3. Yeah, I'm trying to find better ones. Yeah, the battery's way better for some reason on the new one. The issue is that you have more need for juice because you have 4G, LTE, and 3G, and, you know, Wi-Fi and all that stuff.

2:32:54 time. It's like, yeah, no, that's what you said the whole time it's like trying to search for wi-Fi. You don't even realize that it's just draining your battery. Aubrey, my friend Aubrey has a Tesla. No, no. And that's where everything is. like we were in the car and he said And I was like, where's the 4G, bitch? Check this out. phone dude they're moving it all the fucking phone and then the second the government decides

2:36:18 jump along you gotta you said you don't have to jump along you gotta jump along do you want to There's also this interesting technology in it that if you have a phone on, Joe, The winder thing is how they use it. monitor thing oh is it's got different bands it's got three different models there's actually a gold I'm going to get into that business tomorrow.

2:38:14 Check out this gold edition. I want to hear one of them sell this product. Could be. has made about this okay right now on this show okay here's why that's a dumb idea the new iphone has a significantly bigger screen You have a little vibrate on your hand. and you feel your dick vibrate Yeah, we've got five minutes. I had a great time. It was fun what was this about six seven hours three hours we did three hours was it a full three yeah this i had a great time it was fun man i felt like it was all different types of things were

2:40:54 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tomorrow? Okay. Excellent. That was fun, man. Thank you very much. Thank you. I had a blast. Thank you so much. Get your first two meals for free. which includes a free digital scale and up to $55 of free postage. Ice House is sold out this weekend so you snoozed.