Joe Rogan Experience #558 — Honey Honey Transcript

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0:00 the Joe Rogan experience Now you reward them. telling that. Oh, it worked. It's a way to buy Viagra without a prescription But a lot of times they don't find out Brian, I have a question. That seems like... Now I'm getting sad. Apparently some of them is that? you just went global with it and I was about to got the super hard-on pills, the super Chinese Viagra. Well, you just went global with it, and I was about to ask the question,

3:07 Yeah, there's some people that really believe, Terrible trend. What are you talking about? The rhino is running through, like, this burst of fire. What kind of questions? They don't care. They might not know you're there. It's very difficult to really quantify it. Yeah. Or people that freak you out or people that might have bad intentions. I really can.

6:10 You passed the test And you're at the mall Yet. Freaking out when they heard the first siren. filled with animals and they would to their death. What? but if you were there while that raft is headed towards the apex do you keep looking or do you I think there's just like, I think there's some sort of, Maybe feel better about it or something. And I was telling Joe that there's some.

9:19 And whiskey. or a movie or real life That I just, oh, fucking. being hurt and they're that part of us without a doubt is angry or upset at that what brought it to do that? I was just reading. Let's just keep it cool. Way to go. Why don't you use so stop it. and he started working for the fbi oh i'm not aware of that okay is that catch me if you can't movie oh that's about that guy that's about that dude and

12:34 worst. And he created his Come on. Questions like that, You know what I mean? I'm telling you, everybody smells good in here. Everybody smells good. I can only guess based on all the time we've hung out together that it's nothing scary. You know what I mean? I'm telling you, everybody smells who... There was a woman secret That's terrifying me, the White House?

14:00 Was it like sniper fire or something? She drove her car onto the lawn. I've done that place. Preferably like birds of prey. employees by accident and our our tour manager at the time, Sam, Sam really had an attachment to this rooster. rooster with a big tear coming down his face that says sorry about your cock and Oh, shit. Next weekend. A shitload of new jokes.

17:01 fly that it'd be better if I said it like this or it'd make more sense if I said it like that Yeah, I don't want to do that. I use that thing. But didn't you have a Droid the last time I saw you? Don't be intimidated. Check this out. is fucking... Jesus. Make sure you save that one. I've never seen Shazam or anything. Oh, Siri, do that. What song is this? Oh, Siri does that? Yeah, and you can

18:52 He puts it in the front. Once you get off that room, No. demanding. songs, comedy, And then later on down the road, there's this conscious element that you have to like retrain yourself to do something consciously that you maybe used to do subconsciously. act though right sorry well not not necessarily that's more of a conscious act though right well not necessarily that's more

20:30 more fucking records. We're going to make a million dollars somehow or another lose your connection that happened it happened to me when i was a an actor but also And then I wrote these terrible sad songs. I think I like, I really love being friends with guys like you guys because I don't know rest of their career figuring out how to forget about that stuff and just like

22:33 to be used for is probably very important I'm sure you're gaining technical proficiency, They're in the can already. Okay. Just move around a lot. It's very almost Led Zeppelin-like. I fucking left. I want attention. Angry dick. You know the kangaroo We've talked about it Fucking huge rat So, like, you know what, whatever moves you. Rat's Blood. fold clothes all day and it was really expensive and these

27:15 And that weekend there had been indications and evidence that there were rodents. So Saturday morning when this big sale starts, all the girls were like, oh, my God, do you think they caught something? One of the girls walks in. Oh my god. screaming like you couldn't no one so we call the exterminator oh it gets so much step back so then oh it gets so much better

30:38 go upstairs and i get fucking fired she was like look you know we've been wanting to talk to you about if you want. So, going through it dig like just degrades you like that like she said, I know you're trying to be a musician, I shouldn't fucking rat to two by fours. working like, something that comes really easy, whoa never been you just told a and the guy comes in and smashes it.

33:03 Like, immediately afterwards. Everything was wet. Oh, yeah. It's not fed by a river or anything. It's 160 inches of rain a year. But beautiful, amazing, solitary, really wild. Yeah. Yeah. I think there's perspective and seeing the stars. That's a huge one. You know. Giant. exchange that energy whether it's like physical contact or just you know attention yeah perspective

35:52 So you don't see anything but the moon and a few stars. Because it just sets you back to the point of understanding what is actually going on, where you are. We can't see. One or the other. It's such a great feeling of small. Shut it down. and I diligently would go with a friend of mine who was teaching me how to surf. This is definitely a spiritual connection.

38:51 I would imagine. It's just a totally different sort of vibe. It's a fucking hundred million cars and the air is clean there because it's all coming off the ocean it's just a totally different sort of vibe but the stars I think Hawaii still Are you thinking about Kona? There was this canyon. yeah they filmed okay it was amazing it was that was, we went in July with some really good friends of ours.

40:18 There's, like, the volcanic fields. kavika and he was helping we were staying in a place that was literally right on the beach Me too, man. pinky toe it's all it's all swollen it's but went for a jog or whatever and I'm like, my fucking pinky toe. It's all swollen. fuck, that hurts, and it was just that one little spot and whatever's in there I got you.

42:39 I saw it Because I was fascinated. Oh my God. We went swimming with dolphins, which was amazing. stuff really naturally yeah i think it's i think there's certain aspects of like certain movement What if there's a shark? I was on Kauai and I saw a family and we were on a dock and the dock was probably ten feet I don't think it works that way. I was taking a little poetic license, and-

44:58 No wonder why he's drunk. Shitty stories. Ben, I'm supposed to drive tonight, and you just poured me a bucket of whiskey. Did you hear about the Uber driver are going to just keep coming out, lyft are just growing and grow like more and more so if you're getting you know a What can we do about peace in the Middle East, Suzanne? Well, you know what?

47:03 Because it's, you know what? and let it, you know. and they don't need you going to do suzanne like how are you going to handle this kind of energy Well, it's like doing our part, doing our part. There's people that are compelled to point out the flaws in the system. And then eventually all of that influences the culture in a more positive way. song comes on it just changes your state you know you just all of a sudden you just feet you get

50:34 It's just about making sure that I'm, I don't want to say doing what I'm supposed to do, you're establishing your music, establishing your art, and then you have opinions. Conservative mindset to be like no, this is my opinion. I'm sticking to it. You know, I've been reading this Dylan book I was like, what the fuck? he is experiencing at that time.

52:16 When someone talks about Jesus that openly, I get kind of freaked out The details. He has been. Wow. Ben, who's the guy from The Who? You know, being like, this is fucked up. had been a woman in his life and it was it was very strange because it was like this he had been is hooked, so I'm doing a lot of when he had his first period or i don't know if you call it a period when it's a

55:50 You used to have a penis. So you had Buck Angel on the show. He's a really nice guy. He's a really nice guy. who used to be a man she was a man for 30 years and started mma fighting But the reality is that it's one thing to say that you're a woman, Like an actual man And they both agree Out of a man though she lost once to some badass bitch thing she lost She lost once. But it's just like, you know, all due respect, not trying to be mean, her skill level is

58:42 She definitely trains hard. I don't know what it stands for. You pop the corn. It's not that cool. Yes. This is fascinating that at this day and age, this is an argument that we have. to most rational people it doesn't really make a different a difference it's like self-definition It is. between being a man who transitions into being a woman and competing in Olympic volleyball is very different than being a man who used to be a woman who transitioned to combat sports.

1:01:52 Yes. careful he's got Joe I have a question in taekwondo No, I really do. Everybody gets sweaty. out no but honestly everybody chills out and everyone just plays i think it's your kind of that you're involved with. and the ones that like get angry. of this stuff they open a show for us. Everybody can be the best. Hey, I love it. Hetero exclusive To millions of people

1:05:00 20% sexy Give a chick a drunk Kind gestures Never And I was thinking, okay. I'm trying to plant these thoughts in my head. in an unusual situation fuck it fuck everything man fuck homophobia fuck i'm a man you're a man fuck i'm only attracted to You know, I've seen the edge of the cliff that but I want to be the guy that says it. Don't use the thumb

1:08:15 shrimp out. It's so great at the show. What a beautiful part of our history here, Joe. David Bowie's a goddamn, or Steve Guttenberg. David Bowie's a goddamn freak. He's a slut. Reed on the left. It is Lou Reed. David Bowie's a goddamn freak. Or Steve Guttenberg. Do you know what, though? I'm talking about the face. you won't fit fuck we should have brought We have new shirts Hold on

1:09:32 Dude we've treated him They were one dollar bills Fucking drop the ball. All the time. Honey hunting goes pig hunting. Both of you? my friend cameron haynes drawing a bow on an elk but it really made me think the caption Cameron Haynes has missed. my friend cameron haynes is a world famous bow hunter i mean there's very few bow hunters that Here it comes.

1:12:03 What the fuck was that? I love you. We started talking about all the various meteor impacts and super volcanoes that have happened Top gun jets They came to get mayhem I don't know We could work this motherfucker out. This is very important. It's the end you could say world once Yeah, okay. What's the best way? Too much pressure. question you any further.

1:14:51 You flaccid You know what? That was like, I was just masturbating is he okay I couldn't even Yeah. Yeah. babies. We didn't ask for this stupid and I'm going to take notes. It's a hurricane. no I ever saw in the air Yeah, I got you too, Doug. Stop writing it down. Just say it. But. Macro penis. Precision. That's what I was thinking. Hold on, now I really do need to write this down.

1:18:47 You can't try it on everyone And you just spit on it And she just reaches her head up and tongues you and whoa. in people's mouths. I saw Tate spit in someone's mouth. OG savage. and fucking spits right in my mouth. There you go. We're sitting here in fucking Canoga Park thinking about what's going on. anything to do with What I'm saying is anywhere near us.

1:20:58 Yeah, no, I get it. What'd you see, Jamie? Motherfucker. No. I don't smoke them anymore you do honey i do a bunch of different kinds but i like fucking people talk shit about beacons Speaking of enlightenment. I misspoke. White privilege. Yeah. I'm driving. Joey Diaz always. Yeah. Went there. A little bit. Ooh. Redemption. I'm driving. out, because South Americans are essentially like Mexicans, and especially are Indians, mixed with Spaniards.

1:23:34 I mean, that's the root of a lot of people from Mexico. you know it's well I'm I know, I'm white as goat cheese, but it's true. Wow. I don't want to move back to Minnesota. It's illegal to throw dice in the state of California. There's just fighter jets everywhere. The guy in Dallas died. Sorry. So I got to say something. He's reading the Mormon Bible.

1:26:43 If you had to guess, what do you think he was thinking? What were you going to say? you just control this conversation. Bad game. And then you get into trouble. Now you're looking for Mrs. Ben. What were you doing back then? You know what I mean? It can be very sad. similar but you don't you know you know you don't have any money you have nothing yeah you have pure

1:29:10 Buddha. When was the last time? Man, I dated two guys that wore women's deodorant. He said it's like an aloe vera-based deodorant that really works. Okay. Yeah, I got your back. Isn't that funny how like one advertising slogan like that can just fucking give a hoot, The real thing. You had a few sips, and I had the other few sips. That is horrifying. Or like, you know, when we're on the road people drink like 8 or 9 of those in a day that's crazy that is horrifying

1:31:30 and they'll fill the it's so bad for you and then drink beer later, the good stuff. Because sometimes I actually think about this Yeah Come work for my That's part of the reason Is your tour going on right now? But I want to think that you guys are the way you are when you're here all the time. Shit. Wait, I thought he was in Cheers. I was 17. Yeah, we're pre-30, man.

1:33:55 Yeah. What do you mean? Here comes some gay shit. If the world's gonna end Seth Rogen's character Underrated movie right I'd kiss you on the mouth No, today was a really good day. What was your question, brother? I got too high I love you so much You know what doesn't help? I know, and I'll fucking beat the shit out of that werewolf. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1:36:36 You still haven't asked my question. Is that your dad? Okay. It's like cocaine. Just to frame the situation, if we have to do an all- to do that yeah i go fucking idea just just to just to frame the in your career, in your life, No, no, no. I don't have a real job. Fair enough, Redman. called cannabinoid receptors that are literally designed to accept the influence of cannabis.

1:39:35 Well, there's a bunch of different things that happen inside the mind. See, we have this fucking idea that everything that is the way it is from the time that we've the world has ever known so when you do get a hold of one And it fires you up and you start thinking Those are thoughts that you're caging up in your mind And just backing up. But chemically, what's doing that?

1:41:20 He's probably got a couple of good ideas that he memorized from some website, but everything So, you know. Some people eat shellfish. Shellfish, they die. But I think that's a minority. That's. Some people eat fish. Some people eat shellfish. It's less than 50%. a glass of wine is complex A glass of vodka has much more. Also, I'm kind of drunk. That is beautiful.

1:43:36 I'm just curious about what specific process is happening to make me feel like, You don't have to live with what you got. My dad's 63 when he had me. when you watch him no but I'm serious nope His bones are that brittle. He's feeling good. That's one of the big problems of being a person that like okay we're at the this is it you know they're all look at all this chaos in the world

1:47:14 is to be a person and we really are we were at the front we're at the front with phones we're at the Brian, We just learned that He's got a good woman in his life. We're hanging out. Right. you know you were talking about like the current state of like our mortality and and you know our No, no. where we're trying to be really clear. that we're putting out something that people

1:50:15 I'm sorry. on the mouth because of his beautiful mustache it's a great stand this is going to cost us 14 I mean, other than friendship interest. But it's just the fucking salt of the earth. Wait, where's your show? Man, you work! trying to reconstruct the scaffolding of my next hour. Did you know that? And I run to the- Where are you guys at? We's so exciting Where you guys at?

1:52:51 Oh shit You ain't fucking around What is in California? You want to party? Your monkey suit off Not for a second. I want you. Hunting moose. Biscuits. We should. Okay. Moose. We breaking our hearts. I'm hunting. Hey, we should... Hunting moose. Fuck yeah. He's fucking great. I hear good things two years after the end like Mayans were wrong I'm not scared. Eventually they're going to run out of gas.

1:55:10 Let's talk about this shit. Let them get all the kinks out. He signed up for it. to move to Mars. I think he has a male face You were digging with Ice Cube it's very dark teenager Yeah. Okay, fine. all this water on it. Earth could be fucking crazier. Hypernovas, of thing because because we know it was coming at this point or at least there's a good chance of it

1:58:35 Sure. out that the magnetosphere and the the the fucking the atmosphere of the earth is protecting us as And then above it, you have various layers of gases. But essentially what's going on is which engulf the Earth. neither i mean the atmospheres we know for a fact there's atmospheres in many hydrogen or oxygen. They've And then they can determine the mass of the planet and then they can zoom in on that spot

2:01:45 That there's another Suzanne, another Ben out there sitting on these shitty Office Max Well, maybe. There's no end. for a Suzanne with a giant dick. fucking zillion miles away, Well, the problem is when you talk about this kind of stuff, especially if it's a guy like you who's a musician or a guy like me who's an idiot, we don't know what the fuck we're saying.

2:03:37 And sometimes those things come into question. Five black holes. But think about the Big Bang. No one knew what the fuck the Big Bang was. How dare you? that suns collapsed under their own gravity followed by a Big Bang could also be wrong. time to move in yeah you guys want to talk about music or something? Do you guys want to hear a song? Yeah, set up the microphones. Give her a guitar.

2:06:16 I don't understand it. And she even has the mathematical proof to back up her claims. You didn't. Where did you go to school? Holla. I did. How'd you do, Ben? Ben's the only reason thank you I did okay yeah I only went because I was worried that people thought I was a loser. You had to go to college because that's what everybody in your class did. Where I grew up, I lived in Newton, Massachusetts.

2:09:06 Mush. Is that like the audible comma? Dude. Dude. And Newton North was different than Newton South. That's his name, son. Just like Eddie You say what you need to say. Yeah. that lost his job. Look, I wouldn't go back Did you get the winter blues? Because if you're not feeling like shit, you're feeling complacent, nothing gets done. And it's important that a certain,

2:11:58 I get it. I'm really sorry. you were in the fucking... 2012. Or Joey went up. They kept saying that. He's such a nice dude. It's like, I love the fact that there's something out there that's as good or better than anything else. and you go you're gonna go like homie i love your music i love i love your music i'm gonna we've we've booked our own shows we've been our own manager at times we've done all the

2:17:02 woman we're close to our goal. Oh, my God. It's not supposed to be... Oh, yeah, we know what that is. I used to, my sister has sleep apnea And I support that. Allegedly. Please do. I'll have been tweet. Hey, next time you're there, you should meet my family. Okay Keep your parents at home Would you guys Yeah, have fun. Beat. I call him the gay guy.

2:19:37 Because it feels like... Your gaydar is like from the 1950s and it runs on coal. I don't. I think this picture's about that. Don't worry about it. February 20th, 2014. I'm a gay-friendly person. I'm black-friendly, Filipino-friendly, Asian-friendly, white-friendly, straight male-friendly. And I think there could be a lot less of it. No matter who the fuck you are.

2:21:47 when I put out a special. working out new shit, It's scary to tread down new paths G-H-E-Y. It's important that we believe in each other. We feel secure with complimenting you and you not accepting them at this time. in getting you guys on the podcast. Oh, it's floating. It's a fake God damn it, Jamie. I'm a little fucked up. I can't hear anything.

2:24:23 That's not what I meant. Okay. I bet you were a punk kid when you were young. I bet you were a punk kid when you were young Oh honey, you're a fuck up Who's coming around for you? On the right side and the wrong side You're a fuck-up Shut up. What? I'm not bullshitting. and I listened to your your old songs joints better on the joints allegedly i don't think stair climber is bad for the joints it

2:29:33 I don't know if it's that amp Does it really happen all the time? I'm working on it, you know? Do you accidentally write Y-O-U-R when you meant Y-O-U apostrophe R-E? No, I really care about that. Are you lazy? Y-O-U-R? Holy shit. Everybody's going'll be fine. Holy shit. I've told you at 47, smoking weed for a little while. Fair enough. I had a Shelby Mustang GT500.

2:31:39 Challenger SRT Hellcat. smoke in the marijuana party? Oh, my God. Highway to the danger zone. I think you should sing the next song no ben oh my god Maybe 60s. And then we'll try to take it for a spin. How do you really believe that? I'm not kidding. Are they still married, Joe? Don't worry. Oh, she went in for it. i love the shit out of that guy and he was on the podcast and he had taken a three-year

2:34:58 Yeah. I love him so much. So when he tells it to you, it's hypnotic. Is that archaeology or something? Let me make sure. I've read it, and I forget. There's a place called Baalbek in Lebanon. The oldest pyramids have survived much longer than the newer pyramids. There's still some debate as to what's correct and what's not correct. like contoured and the debate is whether or not that contour is because of erosion with sand and

2:38:57 this like big structure that's like this they're just uncovering it now i think they've only got explosion all right i don't even know what i'm saying almost they believe like this is there's a lot of like guesswork when it comes to anything that's like 12 000 years ago But it's a fucking long time. It's like, didn't affect the environment like the dinosaur uh meteor was i'm totally talking out of school

2:41:43 sky just came down and fucked everything up. Weird. So they were probably like smaller You know a regular person sparkle did you lose i lost my sparkle just that please continue what you were saying i'm just Fingerprints of the Gods by Graham Hancock. No. They're super convenient. I don't know, man. Yeah. That depends. don't know fucking vitamin supplements or whatever but for the most part it's the are you okay yo i'm

2:44:51 we don't know what's gonna happen Christ relax It kind of takes a little dig at the big business for convenience purposes. their business thing. they just dropped the price They send you your shit. How do I not know something that you know? Whatever, fuck. It's like... So if you want a thousand wallets with your face on it, you can get a company to do that.

2:48:35 It's like a billion plus, right? Probably more than that. More than what we are. It's bad, isn't it? I told you... and then add that Think about that. right? God damn, that's a lot of people. You were like this when you did it. I was trying to this when you did it I was trying to be like Wonder Woman No, I didn't This is all this chicken conversation

2:51:00 To be able to pull vegetables out of the ground I just go lizard. know what i can hang honestly is as far as like the the uh spirit animal connections go chickens Yeah. We could just talk. Susie, Susie, it's okay. Put your hand up. Violent man It's so dark what's lettuce like a regular Romaine lettuce? I don't think it's a desert plant. Will you stand there like this?

2:54:30 It was great That's how it works Unfortunately. you guys want to play. No, what are the songs? Could you do Let's Get Wrecked? I mean... That's all I'm talking about. I'll do it. if you guys are more comfortable That's not fair. We can end this shit Go ahead That's what they look like. Okay. Yeah, you're a girl. Hold on. Yes. The YouTube video might end just so the audio listeners will be...

2:58:25 here it is But it's not your concern Messing up my time in the park. Oh, but it's not your rounds of roundabouts, oh man, they burn me out. Concern, oh All I really learned That was fucking cool. that just flow your songs like your songs are so like representative of you guys you know it's weird So when I see someone who can sing and people can put music together,

3:03:46 this is awesome we've talked about doing it all like whatever the fuck you're trying to get out of you through whatever medium, dimension of creativity i've brought it back look look look look look all you have to do is you sit No, I'm serious. I'm with you, my friend. Stay alert, stay alive. Susan Sainto. What did you call me. I'm just unity. Stay together. Yeah, let's do it. Stay to the road. Stay off the moors. Stay alert.

3:05:52 I said Suzanne all the way. That should be a trend. If you do, you and I are going to spend some time together. The gap was giant. Whatever. the exciting point to me about that is it's all the same thing. Like what the path of your creativity Creative suppression. you feel about conformity then in that respect like like you being joe you know and then you're

3:08:35 But somewhere along the line, I've realized it doesn't matter if you're right or I'm right. which is like a thing That kind of makes me feel better. and or ladies you know i think i used to feel really guilty about being able to conform so I think that's across the board. Men are, women women are we all are God, you're such a peaceful lover Do you know who told us that joke?

3:10:58 Say it again. Ready? Oh, my God. the way they speak is that I knew it would Do you think our friends will still like us when we leave here? What did we do? Russia. I just googled it and looked at the first one. referencing? You got to keep rolling. Are you spinning some shit over there? Honeyhoneyband.com. A good porn site? There were no bleached buttholes on that site.

3:14:08 Like people are listening to this? You guys are the shit As always awesome I'll be at the Tower Theater and then the Warner Theater in Washington, Big kiss.