Joe Rogan Experience #573 — Daniele Bolelli Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. But I'll feel weird about swearing, but that's all right. And so I'm like, okay, whatever. And I was like no No no It's no And what's bad with bitch, exactly? understand that I think it's a valid term when you're talking about to silence people. box but has an awesome overhand right yeah and they just swing that overhand right so you know the other box is like bitch get out of here with that overhand right i didn't see that

4:06 but at the same time when you turn it into everything is about what happened 200 years You know, it's like when you go Dead. But he's just a creep. heads get big that's how sharp down now that's how sharp to now he lost a lot of weight he has What are we doing? Are we watching Little Krishna You can sit in my lap Just this one time Barely. I take them to dance class and gymnastics, and I teach them martial arts.

8:05 and my wife and i were just like oh no she didn't These forbidden words that we use that essentially are interchangeable with words that are okay. Frickin'. Right. to them like that so i talk to my kids like they're my friends like i'm very sweet to them They are. And I go, if you want, I go grab one of those oranges, man. And I talked about it on stage.

11:49 But I wore it for one of the shows. Well, I didn't even know she knew that word. But it is what I said After yeah Prince of Wales when I came back home, I really appreciated It was so much humidity I'd turn it on Was it summer? There's water up there, lakes that have no fish, giant lakes, that are lakes that are like you wouldn't get giardia giardia comes from animal poop and the only way you would get that is if there was a beaver up there but um you could like run into a bear and a bear could

15:06 she grabbed it and she was about to sip it and she looked and she's like oh there's a bag inside matt giant madagascar hissing cockroach i think they're referred to that's pretty gross right there it's not bad man no was i guess you know what it is is not the thing itself is what it That I've never heard before. Right. exploded in my mouth and i crunched it but it was very mild really like if i had to if i was

17:47 It's less fat than in the most other type of protein. before there was a friend is that her yeah her sound coming out of her ears okay earbuds And I can see he's about to throw up like any second now, right? I'm crunching on some cricket eye right now. and lobster are one of the few things that i can't quite, I mean, the whole thing of make sure that you get to eat it i feel like i can eat something else you know i can eat and

20:46 but they regenerate the same way like crocodiles do. and it was already weird enough. the what what are these things like they they don't even have to breathe i know like how many It's more interesting to interrupt us. Yeah. and all of a sudden they die peacefully and go to lobster heaven and all is good yeah they hear some other predator right like a leopard or something like that they would fight

23:46 sound and feel and memory i mean it's all it's so so so bizarre that reincarnation is not outside with a totally different existence and wake up with a memory of this life that you're living but now I'm puzzled And that's like the paradox of similar animals near me some wolf-like animals near me and we were like communicating without you know i find it really interesting like you ever see the movie legends of the fall

27:27 opening up to let him go through nobody's saying a word there's this sense of and there's the sense relate to that on some degree and he hit me like oh my god i know that feeling so damn well and through experiments, like someone would counsel them that gigantic asteroid that hit the yucatan and was what some what one and a half miles deep right any mean even the lower hominids were even the ones that ate

31:16 And then you go to sleep, you wake up, Like, how do you know? Everyone wants to sleep and everyone's scared to die. life because you wouldn't have that fear of that. There's no reason to fear. And I was talking to this girl and her sister. are gay and then um did it like as a goof like a trick like what is that right and she goes no no choose shit man all the time i know this dude who's really religious but he has religious tattoos

35:02 The next guy, their way of being Christian, because they pick and choose the crappiest find also tons of crap i'm interested in which parts you pick and how those parts inform your And then there's like, Rupert Sheldrake is also a Christian. Come on, man. then you see it in action and it's not helping a lady cross the street is chopping people's head

37:15 You know, it's that idea of because when you force yourself into a framework, You shouldn't... believing in some nonsense so then you're stuck you're stuck in this little box and that could his own personal experiences and what he's learned and what he's read and he's a very smart person that we want to describe as a god. Right. is because they are big fans of, you know,

40:47 But if you argue for something more subtle, if you argue for something that's basically that you apply at every little thing you run into. But going with a rigid plan that you're not going to change regardless of what's in front of you is the recipe for death. that's ridiculous my kids watch tv every chance they you sure you don't want to watch TV? That's ridiculous.

42:35 Yeah. She's fucking four, right? because it's like it's all be a good person right but i just think that's No sexual harassment. It's all shit that you should already know. You know, like, okay. It's like, you should already know this. Then, of course, my thing is like, live without rules. Because if you are smart, you don't need the damn rules because you know how to

46:02 you when is it appropriate or not. Yeah. you're five really we're having this conversation and then she goes even one step further she goes 100 months on the planet or something like that? And then you're also juggling around this collection of words that you've acquired. don't like, who's always giving you a hard time? she's she maybe they i definitely think kids recognize things that their parents do that they

49:10 who was crying And she said, And then she'll have her own weird things on that. It's three. My daughter, who's four, keeps asking me to take her hunting. probably get used to hearing gunshots yeah I don't know um she's just so bored What? Tell me. What do you need? Yeah, baby. Actually, let's do this. Serious. It used to drive me crazy. now she's fucking robbing people

52:34 Really? of possibilities and i think that you can get super lucky with the amount of exposure that Because it's like, I got hurt, so I'm going to hurt everybody else in the process and screw them. What is the make? people make the choices they make And it's really incredibly fascinating, the idea that we are this, you know, soup of possibilities. different level so i know to give you an example i'll see that um because the way it started with

56:29 that's like projecting things that are definitely not helping and if anything they are damaging let's have fun right here right now because what the hell knows what happened tomorrow right that's That's part of the problem with being a human being, isn't it? 1,000, that's it. And then there's existential anxiety of a sort of like people who have seen, whether because of war or sickness or whatever, people close to them die in horrible ways.

58:53 I'm going to make people feel the way I feel. life a fucking disaster i'm gonna 60 more years of this and then my fucking heart's gonna stop But doing stuff like that actually can benefit you. anybody that i gave the suggestions to like i gave to her where they just fucking ran with it like go do ayahuasca that was the funnest thing of the story that amber tells is like i'm in the middle of the jungle i'm about to down it

1:02:19 And it sure did. It's like being in the same room improved the level of happiness. She's fucking hit it so hard. it and i knew that it was the thing that she needed and some people really need that they right you know i i have friends that come over they don't want to do the tank they're So float tank with an asterisk. inside the tank. Because I've tried,

1:05:00 and just slagged me Those are my favorite trips. I learn the most from them. when I was maybe 15 or 16 something like that i did this um i Where am I? After that, yeah, But when you eat it, you have these profound visions. You get like a heart? brings on a lot of anxiety oh yeah heavy duty edibles make you really reconsider it's it's a tiny bit and i feel nothing and i'm assuming it's healthy but whatever i'm not feeling anything

1:09:11 listening to this radio show the other day where people were complaining about marijuana being how many people have died from arrow zero ever oh never i'm gonna be the first one i'm gonna be the Oh, yeah. Has anybody died from a cell phone? Okay. Okay. A Korean man was apparently killed by his LG cell phone today. Wait, this was North Korea? It doesn't say North or South Korea.

1:12:24 Yep. Those ISIS guys, they release videos on YouTube too. And I went and clicked on the link, and I was like, Jesus, this is on YouTube? I've ever seen was this one thing that we've gone through to get to this point in age and there's still some people that just We're talking about this atheism plus. That would be. To what degree, man? there would be a gentler way to go about it.

1:16:31 And the grizzly bear didn't want to mate with him. And he got angry that she was distracting him, so he murdered her in front of the other bear. and uh tried to get this bear to me and he he's a biologist so he was you know observing this stuff Ducks? and there's like two or three male run flying right behind her and in doing these high speed were force feeding these ducks get their liver to grow and people found out to be unbelievably cruel

1:19:57 So it's a very, that's why it's the same thing as the stuff we were saying earlier. It's violence. Have you seen it, Jamie? And next time you come by, I'll bring my daughter. i find it hard to believe that 13 women would make something right that's a large number i mean He's a fucking idiot Yeah A lot of times I mean, they put a bunch of them that were like really cute on his website.

1:23:39 Depends also from how long ago it is. I think it is. I know. with us like listen man i've never been to south dakota right stop like it didn't happen yeah or I have a little girl. Someone was going to murder her Just like all of her sisters Her name is Snow. on a plate. These meek, Say, my girl. Okay, her expression never changes. Gee, I wonder why we're smiling.

1:27:59 It's like, it was just so strange. You know why? It doesn't harm them. They lay eggs every day right this idea that then you're their I mean, I enjoy hunting. they have no limit on how many wolves you can shoot. So we're trying to figure out what it was that they were attracted to. And it was wolves. That's the reality of that life. it's not food, it's violence.

1:31:25 oh, you're right, you make a good point, they're going to look at you and go like, while the people were in the house and they're hearing right they look out the window and they If you Google wolf deaths by people, before we had eradicated large populations of the wolves, there was actually a ceasefire in World War I. So these people were sending this guy death threats.

1:33:46 I mean, there's really a way to communicate that gets the job across. is sort of a religion, just like we're talking about atheism, You don't want them to express themselves and you can look at it from their point of view. holding up signs thinking you're gonna change the world you're not changing shit go get a job what hunting i asked and they're like okay whatever that's literally what they said okay whatever

1:35:52 It all dies. You know, Duncan is hitting it, and he's like seeing God in the universe, So I'm like, So it wasn't working on you? So it's like you're getting it at the same time. it once i made this horrible mistake with david seaman like before a podcast he offered me a hit have that thing where you don't it doesn't work on you i don't know maybe we'll find out i'll i'll

1:38:55 Daniela, you're awesome. Dada, could you not take me home? as in D-B-O-L-E-L-L-I on Twitter. If you dig hardcore history, something moves. Thanks so much. We'll see you tomorrow. See you soon.