Joe Rogan Experience #588 — Philip DeFranco Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. Welcome to the show, though. What does that mean? Because every time you see a picture of North Korea and a person in front of a computer, just throw money at him probably can't nobody's from south korea is going to go to north korea Yeah, and I thought there was like the the thought that he watch me it's like what is this schmuck talking about i could do this and i could probably do it

4:07 or you know very very pushy and she started talking dirty to him out of i don't know what And in this weird time that we're at, there's a lot of exposure and a lot of discussion about rape this you must have no i mean it might have been source fed, maybe. No, it was you, dude. Okay. in this has now lawyered up and even though he's under a different name people have sort of

6:42 The way that I like to cover it is if it's not black and white, which very few things are, a few uh on her in this whole story i've talked about yeah her in the book i've talked about Race is a huge one now because of Ferguson, because of the guy that got killed in New York, Eric Garner. yeah i i i think especially now with uh with race with race race and with police brutality.

9:44 And just like it has to be a thing. But just filming, like showing what happened, like that's crazy. Right. They're off the charts. Training Day? was uh zay frank who works he's like one of the big guys over at buzzfeed now um but i mean just any any time I think that it's become just kind of the entertainment. you know it's just... Welcome to America.

13:16 because I would edit in, like, iMovie, How have you done this? I had a Steez monkey poster in my background Damn, Sam. Yeah. And so now we're just making stuff with and for Discovery. is something where if we lived a decade ago there's no outlet right most of these people and No, there are a bunch of people that Yeah? bitch, you ain't a man. I regret some shit I said an hour ago.

17:10 and you, you'll lose all that weight was listening to bill burr the other day he was talking about uh he's gonna stop watching porn today i know i covered a story on uh porn hub for because they release Big Love was nothing but like- China. How did they find that out? Yeah, that's the average. I mean. every day and uh and the bill comes in and uh I I open it up um the steam thing doesn't work I have

21:09 Yeah, they paid the bill. Next year's Thanksgiving. is this a thing there was sex court i don't know if anyone's ever like remembered that it would Fuck Flash. Yeah. So then you have to update the Flash. You're right. When you make your videos, do you do it based on pop culture, based on what's in the news, based on shit you want to talk about? So that's the main story.

24:43 actually try and keep it interesting and then it slowly became this seven to twelve minute show and so that's this guy fucking that's my dad yeah yeah oh yeah my dad's like my dad's pure new yorker so it's like every That's what I was going to describe you. To be honest, though, how many have you watched on accident? from any weird ideology. You look at things very balanced and you don't come at it from any weird you know ideology you look at

27:17 started slipping. It's just weird. It's the 10,000 hours, right? Is that corporate media comes in or corporate entities come in, buy you out, give you an You know, that kind of shit. get eaten and i just and i made fun of it and i and i just anytime anything's discovery and i'll uh i don't know i just sort of like bit him a little right he was nibbled yeah he got nibbled

30:51 terrifying oh they're the scariest things on the world yeah but i mean i would have done the same You think that's what went wrong? think the biggest ones they've ever captured have been like something like 30 or 40 feet or something like that but They can swallow these enormous animals because there was like there was a show that was on Fox when it was when I was like 10 years old and it was it was like I look back and

33:42 they always get some dummy that's like a makeup artist is like, You assholes. whoever made that was the guy. It's amazing. When the T-Rex was chasing the Jeep, she checked out right there. I mean, it's good to expose them to reality in a certain sense, I think we're entirely too scared as a culture by media in a certain way. It's murder porn, yeah.

36:15 fucking guy really did it yeah i mean but i'm not above it i i know that i i searched like forever And then you're just like, what is, this is like life. Oh, yeah. I heard she was always telling him to turn the TV down, shit like that. on someone in a Manhunt. that I don't know it's one of those things and talk about the video we get pulled for some youtube copyright fucking horseshit but it's a good point like what at what point in time as a culture do we

39:45 like any form of entertainment art in some way you know is it is it supposed to make you really I'm not a psychopath. Right. I just hate the world halloween you know i mean if you played halloween you got to be the the psycho is that a valid piece and then it was put back on once one of the co-owners looked into it Yeah, that is the question, right?

42:28 or are you just freaking yourself out Is that what it was? How much of Faces of Death is fake? That was real. But then like the blood orgygy which was my favorite part growing up uh that was fake It's some neurological disease that comes, it's like nature's protection from cannibalism. Yeah. Google it. Shut up. Yeah, Pauly Shore is dead was like he was faking his own death, right?

45:34 it's based on an old book, And then, obviously, then you have the harassment. conversation i think most people are like look we want to watch video games that have girls with big was not anti-male you know when you have these women that have these ridiculous proportions and based on a lot of variables. like playing games and everyone else because in quake 3 like you could be that big fucking robot but if you were that big fucking

48:58 the way so look I'm a guy like i can't stop you from watching violent gory movies you know there's a lot of violent gory You could run them over and shit, smack them. you and then you can meet for dates and then yeah i wonder if it would go away if they they just made develop artificial men, like artificial human beings, like Blade Runner style, that's going

51:27 They're essentially robot sex slaves. and they're all going to be walking around with whitey tighties on and giant hogs. You're going to have her in your fucking dungeon. They haven't bridged, even in videos. I'm looking at you, and we saw the latest, greatest, They can't do... Oh, yeah. And that's what's going to be growing you know fake tongues oh yeah

54:06 The patriarchy. Your hair's going to be in a bundle. because men were eager for monogamy and once their Society and our culture and our feelings for other people are the only thing that keep us from doing that. He will do whatever he wants. That bitch better shut the fuck up. what to do for 20 years. anything to do with biological people because everybody's just fucking these absolutely perfect

57:31 in this sort of animalistic state is this competitive desire to be attractive to find limb. ever get from sex, and just do it with It should have a dick and less well that well there should be something else well the idea of infinity this is a this is explained to me by throughout the universe that's how big infinity is yeah i think when i have those conversations

1:01:30 Yeah, you can't wrap it. capacity for for absorbing that information right and i think when you get to something that is as right because it's just it's too big yeah it's just it's it's terrifying i mean i'm okay with Those movies, fuck, man. We're flying him in. Because he'll fuck that up. we will have the capacity if we don't blow ourselves up if we don't get hit by an asteroid

1:05:06 Right. Yeah, but you go to jail. If you do something, it takes away your health and power. character and everybody has a certain amount of you know points you're trying to achieve And this poor bastard would come to the comedy the knock on wood life that you could feel if you played that as if it's a game the same way I played, what was it? Before I got on,

1:07:38 That's cool. getting crap you can use it you just gotta fucking not give in son it's not a medical term okay okay i won't call someone a nigger okay i won't call i stopped using faggot i'll use it with brian That's what you want to say. It's horrible. Kamal Bell was on the podcast. thug they were trying to do that with bossy do you remember that bossy yes feminists were trying

1:10:26 Pledge to fuck you, Tumblr. That is so crazy. And so you just start poking at it. and boil it down to this completely inoffensive, like it was always like a subway or something and then like a karate studio right next to it You were like, oh, no. But people like to have fun and talk shit. was thinking too because i just watched bill's special i didn't remember that part but that

1:14:28 That's the point of the bit. mean it as well right and that's part of the subtle nuance of fucking around with your friends It's not what's going on. this new understanding of this ability to freak out about things. people do like jonah hill when he called some reporter he he called someone a faggot yeah it story ended up being yes specifically about the word and then his apology for it yeah which it's

1:18:19 next level when they talk about things like uh where i was like offhand mentioned white privilege out of here then you'd be more sensitive Does that mean that gay men are wimps? or to things that have Yeah, I leave it alone. but others would just be like, okay, that have different meanings. in the flat medium of print the two-dimensional medium of taking something in quotes

1:21:58 I feel like I am constantly dodging stuff like that Tumblr post of like 200,000. There was a Tumblr post You can't say ratchet? Or that girl is ratchet. But it's like, thought. It's like, T-H-O-T. And I think it's an inappropriate word, but it's like thought. So ratchet is what? and so ratchet is bad you get in trouble for saying ratchet i didn't think i would i didn't

1:24:20 were to just get fucked they wouldn't be feminist feminist. In quotes, literally a thing Joe Rogan just said. Did I be called the Joe Rogan sexist hour. How about that? on you stream it's hilarious people are looking to be upset I mean we are in a The real problem. I said bitch. I'll tell you that right now. Like men's rights, really? uh, the, the bad parts of men, uh, or the bad groups of men.

1:28:11 that a meal replacement or something like that i didn't know what an mra was so i had to google it meant to like stir up the conversation and like that's when i'm like reporting on stuff and i'm Like, oh yeah, he's right. And that's another new reality that we're faced with with the internet like youtube comments right like how because I fucking hate you.

1:30:39 like say if your videos, All it takes is 10 unbelievable douchebags to get on that comment section Just like you would look and then it would be like some huge commentary about how Obama was a communist. and you're just like why do you i hope that was like a copy paste and you didn't see this well, you know, I think that's offensive, whether it's a Tumblr blog or something along those lines, they're not interacting with you.

1:33:09 bad and i think 100 it does but uh there's way more good oh yeah most certainly yeah i mean the you're looking at like some high school jock quarterback type dude who gets all the girls and you just fucking fuming inside and you're and they lash out. There was that kid Well, that's the men's rights guys and the pickup artist guys there was a lot Yeah, that's fucking crazy.

1:36:08 is that you can be anonymous, you know? Do you think that being anonymous is completely bad? Yeah. overall, I think the good outweighs the bad at this point. and you know 10 get upset it balances out the information is not changing your video is not And I mean we talked about it I think it was we killed the smallest number of people in 20 years. and that determinism the idea of your life experiences your genetics everything that

1:40:08 that person is not because of their own actions it's because of the way they were raised and There was the young – I feel like he was 16 from a really, really rich family in Texas. Like a guy like Ted Bundy. and he's not going to go kill a bunch more women? How much money can you steal? No. get better because they feel bad that they had to live in this shitty circumstances for 10 years

1:43:43 i'm in the the gray area because yeah there's like the And yeah, we kind of have to punish people when they do Like everybody's circumstance is very different. And I always say, this is the way I've been thinking lately. Should we punish him? the type of relationship you're in. If you grew up around a mom and dad that beat the shit out of you and your dad beat the shit out of your mom and you beat the shit out of your girlfriends and they beat the shit out of you.

1:46:19 Like she's done that thing where as they get older, like became a nurse and she's taking care of people now. It's not the worst situation that's ever happened. I think I was like six years old, and I said, fuck you. I'm waiting for him to say, fuck you, and I hate you. And as six-year-old me, just furious. But she's a little human being. But we're still just learning the effects of behavior and what it's like when you raise kids.

1:49:01 you know, sexual abuse and violence, violence you know you're going to develop a some way to understand why they've become this person, why they are abusive, why they We found that this wire has a slice in it, we kind of are wires, the, I don't think they beat anything. that they've recently been able to communication like oral communication we're going to speak directly mind to mind from now on well i

1:52:54 stuff on him and they put it on and they just said like, think about moving your hands. that shit yeah well i mean that's it those are those are the things that are most exciting about And so like where they are now, But it's not as effective because you lose some of the cushioning between your joints. How is he walking? Wow. If people live to be a thousand years from now, that's going to be reality.

1:55:37 really hit me i think around when i'm like 35 40 that's when i hit my dad um cis form on your on the donor list. when I'm laying down at night You know, there was a death sentence. Drinking should be problematic, right? That's intense, man. Yeah. No. Whoa. it's you know what it's very oddly psychedelic because um when that child was coming out of I didn't think of it that way.

1:59:37 Right. Technology is going to have to advance for food and space faster because otherwise we're just going to die. Eat corn. fifty six thousand that's nuts and is it that i'm trying to think how much of that has the internet I'd say, what, maybe let's go a third. As soon as they started figuring out medicine, that's when it all went downhill. Right.

2:02:01 At some point, I mean, i think it's very close with um I know, but isn't that the case, like, always? I'm sure all those people that are running out of shit to do probably, if they found a thing they enjoyed, would have some other thing that they can do. And everyone's like, no, we can't. And there were two instances of something happening Wasn't there one where a guy took someone somewhere and wouldn't let them go?

2:04:20 Oh, there's a fake taxi thing? story i'm just taught like uh there have been those small instances but it's not widespread You know, they all want you to rate them. Yeah. Like someone rolls up in a cube and they'll get in. It was a fake Prius. I'm like, why did you call an Uber? sitting there I'm like sir like so we get out he's Jamie's outside taking photos because he

2:07:14 Yeah. Yeah. You could do it on your own time. Yeah. So like you could put on whatever music you want. Oh, like the braking? make it mandatory because i like i love driving my car like it gets me excited uh but a car you That's not necessary. It's really nice. Yeah. Before drove one around for a few days in Denver. It's really nice. Wow. like around town you essentially could be like just you know hands in your pants and this thing's

2:10:56 Dude, they're so slick. Yeah. They don't recommend you take your hands off the wheel, but essentially it really does drive itself. It's a matter of time. It's just you sit down. It's going straight towards a school. The newest hack. It had a DVD player, and I had this guy rig a switch I paid attention to the road because I'm a responsible adult. It's supposed to just be in the back seat.

2:14:18 weed it's the weird thing about weed is when you're smoking weed you don't smell it you're smoking it but Or you're crazy to travel with it. illegal like texas if you get busted in texas that is really fucking illegal that's something with something illegal. It's so stupid because in some places it's really illegal. Like Texas. or anybody that's involved in medical marijuana.

2:15:59 of just probably terrible weed, Yeah? and she does the exact same shit and then it's going to just go back? You know, Afghanistan is still going on. Well, it's always rough whether there's a Republican or a Democrat in the White House. block to any real progress yeah it's i don't know it it's uh i covered the the rnc um just libertarian or you could just be a modified version of one of the two parties.

2:19:05 We're never going to get past private prisons. is transparency on a level that we've never had before. No, I'm just someone that turns on their own country. You look at what Chelsea Manning, the life that she's had since she's been in jail, who now is trapped in a fucking house in London, can't leave. That'd be great. I mean, that whole hope and change website that

2:22:30 Look, I'd be mad at me too if I didn't know me. This was a lot of fun. We're in the neighborhood, man. I'll be right back Bye.