Joe Rogan Experience #591 — Kevin Pereira Transcript

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0:00 I thought a new intro theme was just the sound of an air conditioner. That guy was amazing. I mean, he was just, like, this big, sweaty English dude If it was Nickelback, there'd be a riot. Probably smoking. Yeah, yeah. that you have that were dormant. Just get a couple puffs on the secondhand. Like every time you quit smoking, and people are just exalting their appreciation

4:14 He doesn't give a shit. Or something like that. you had to light a cigar and pontificate in the universe, No, what's that? There you go. That's hilarious. framed racists yeah that guy didn't even pretend he had black friends nope i don't even want the frame around me to be black you find some you find some brazilian walnut you know there was a photo

6:38 And these pictures of Miles Davis, yeah, these pictures of Miles Davis got blood all over them. Win-win for both sides. a homicide via chokehold fu i've seen the matrix and that wasn't a chokehold there's different ways to apply pressure to the Maybe it's a different medium. It was constriction of airway. What I'm saying is I don't think that means that it was from his neck.

9:49 In this article, they're saying that he died from compression of the neck Yeah. He didn't even have any cigarettes on him. is someone who's there to protect average citizens from horrible people that's the Statute 417 says that you're holding this thing Yeah, one of the things he said is he said, that my own family members are posting. And this isn't a city with stop and frisk laws where you're just casually walking down the wrong street and you happen to be the wrong color.

12:41 be a guy who's been arrested 30 times what the fuck has that guy's life been like what has his life been like since childhood when you say a guy's been to meet your quota which is why at the end of the month you're getting pulled over for speeding a Well, I think we need it. Well, this shit, the quotas, and then this shit of grabbing a guy and wrestling him to the ground because he's not paying cigarette taxes.

14:28 that your lungs there's reserve air in there even if you can't breathe that you can use to get See, I even tweeted. It could be that he's loosely holding the neck in place. Like there's positions where guys have like a knee on your belly and they're grabbing you around the back and they're pulling towards you. Yeah, he's really overweight. in my facebook timeline and i have to reply to all of it come on man he shouldn't have been so fat

17:25 the specifics. Joneses with virtual items, Sounds too involved. mean but what happens now so i bet there will be justice on the civil side which is even more Some people aren't very fit. You can kill them. Imagine if there were no crimes. Like, you could imagine if we got to a point where the entire human race is just totally cool with each other. He's not paying all the taxes on the cigarettes.

19:26 you're betting against the public. or never have to worry about defending yourself. what would the cops do? with an ironic fedora on, to go out and put on a warm-up suit It became like, and it ain't, you know, And that's just Wall Street. That's all you're going to need. Do you remember the North? We were like, holy shit. Like a fucking Iron Man movie.

22:37 They were barely ready for that. have the proper judgment as to when that use or show of force is necessary and that's why you see fucking tanks and snipers in prone positions at peaceful That one kills me. They killed him within, literally, there's a video the car stopped the car opens up he pulls his the issue is that and now granted they released the vine version of video. I don't know what the handles are on either side.

25:00 And it's just like, another case of like, okay, now we're seeing it. Is this where they flash banged the house and the kid got scarred or blind? and shot it in front of the kids This whole thing was a fucking huge disaster. But that's so prevalent. And if it is protocol, then protocol's fucked up. a beat and make eye contact with your neighbors and you weren't in a metal cage of course with

27:45 the worst of the worst right every day they deal with scumbags or they deal with people who want There's no way to keep those feelings siloed. And then you're fucking farming for legendary engrams. to sort of acknowledge the fact that I know we talk not doing your work. Fuck the police. listen, if we're all making love, and blow you. I'm not trying any...

30:31 the chick's going to have some sort of a blowout inside of her, with just a bandolier of flashlightlight holes, that's about it. Look, it's going to be 10 years before this tech is ready. I don't think 100% of women would fuck a robot. That's exactly right. I think it would be red. gonna be wild that's gonna be like fucking a rave that's pretty psychedelic especially

32:44 the entire surface can animate and come to life in a way that emits its own light. If you're a Purina dog chow? So you watch this polar bear And it just dries up Robot pussies are going or you could be like, Cinnabon. Or they could make it. I want salmon and burnt hair. Yeah, you're going to be able to have sex with movie stars. couple bucks to have access to that 3d model i envision a time i envision a time in our lifetimes

35:38 and they do it with the electrical impulses I think that that would something that would be implemented You'll probably be able to take pictures of your eyeballs and now In the morning Like Tom Cruise's buddy That's like the perfect I'm a Sky Warrior. We are the Sky Warriors. I'm very curious i'm like at what point in time is it going to be like commonplace to be go outside and there's

38:14 That's hilarious. They'll still chase that dog. some of them that were really sweet and didn't want to have anything to do with fighting other dogs. why would you why would you do this why are you attacking all these people these people are They're like 35 pounds. They don't get tired, and they don't give up, Because one of the reasons why they fight is to please their owner.

40:49 before right they've never seen a little kid before they might think it's an animal right But isn't that like- Obviously, there's I mean, any scar I put on an animal, But you could get a really good dog at the pound. like i wonder how much of what a person is is what you teach them and what they see in their Right. At some point you pop out Yeah, I wonder how much,

44:01 What's the over-under? Yeah, that's a strange, strange thing about being a person, man. Like, instead of, like, saying, you know, they need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps. If they could afford bootstraps, they might pull them up. How would you guess? Fair enough. of a bunch of old dudes You're not down when I start typing into a browser.

46:59 In Los Angeles? Right. Because if you knew them, they would be really annoying. where they're not living paycheck to paycheck or who knows what happened in their past maybe they and they're constantly having heart attacks, and the other person makes enough to live And he's just fucking crushing waves. that he came up in a horrible environment he figured it out and he got through but it doesn't

50:00 left and right. And it's very likely a direct result of this crazy infrastructure problem that we have where there's a giant percentage of people that are living in poverty. can't give a handout for being lazy. and we should hard how dare he get any leg up but the real abuse the real systemic abuse and the real fleecing is these 50 000 people are getting checks and you know who knows where the fuck that's going either

53:05 to use it that doesn't cost trillions and trillions of dollars yeah for sure and you know it's also between these gigantic corporations like Halliburton. We're not gonna let you do anymore. We're gonna make it illegal what? They want to push further. that every year the money's not worth as much, We need to restructure society, goddammit. Oh, I have many, but I've let most of them out myself.

55:57 There's the fireman. Why do we need this system? a boat in case you got to get the fuck out of here if some other people show up and they have Because someone's profiting from it? Because what? It's not caught up to who we are as human beings today. scrawl on some fucking shitty piece of paper and put your stamp on it and hand it to him This is what happens when you don't take advantage of the number one resource human beings have,

1:00:21 of the things that they were thinking of when they made this whole electoral college system. They were by hand and by candlelight. that he gets to say It's 2014. laws morality laws victimless crime all laws that pertain to you deciding what you can and cannot do with your own person, they give you. They give you a 30 and they give you a month's worth. Maybe you have to take two

1:02:55 You're standing on moral quicksand. both no right thank you the fact that it's illegal is the the horrible part so so now it becomes Because we would have been able to when we were sitting by campfires and living in caves. there it's because you exposed people to very uncomfortable things that you don't necessarily have to do. You can't have a steak

1:04:51 that probably are very angry because you shouldn't Do you know about the lobster folks? They kick open the front door to the Red Lobster and go to the aquarium in the lobby and just today. What are you talking about? They're liberating them. Okay. Well, I think, here's my thoughts on it. neighborhoods, in areas where they're not getting a lot of education or they're not getting a lot

1:07:27 There's a fucked up balance. It's a 1% world view. But that's still an incredible number when you consider there's seven goddamn billion people on this planet and those numbers man i mean that's we're talking that's this is American Indians that are forced to live on reservations, a lot of times they get money. They're going to make some money off that.

1:09:33 cycle that we just had here, where and not losing money. where houses are extremely overvalued? That is a crazy place to be now. And there's all these stories that are being written on San Francisco about how many tech millionaires are moving up there. That's not real. It was like a $500,000 house. all having to do with future uh advances like tesla motors and shit like that they're all up

1:11:30 The house is worth I'm like, He's like, Google is like opening up some thing down in Venice. I mean, I don't hate the fact that they're getting rich either. Right. None of us know what a billion dollars truly... Like the notion that you could not spend enough money fast enough. I know some billionaires. I like people that make around $100,000 a year.

1:13:49 especially I think if you're like one of those Wall Street cats, for extracting ones and zeros. the higher level of I think at that point, when a bank balance defines you, it's not like they're just amassing this because they have this greedy pit and they want it and greed, greed, greed, greed, greed. And he happens to be like a super successful entrepreneur slash businessman character.

1:16:27 Like Richard Branson's the only guy people go, He donates a lot of money. He's a super billionaire guy, but he's kind of nice. Branson was? Come on, guys. Lorenzo Fertitta. The guys who own the UFC. I never counted. Yesterday? As shares of Tesla Motors gained nearly 14% yesterday. It is real. Well, I've seen them eat babies, but that's normal. thing about human beings is you always expect

1:19:29 and he listens to my podcast. He wants to talk, you know, what happened with that? but in your heart of hearts, Like, you drew people there from all over the world at all ages, Not in Peru, to be clear. But it was so bizarre because someone was saying that it would be in protection of children going over and having sex with child prostitutes. and then I come back to America and you arrest me.

1:22:03 They're not, there's too much DMT out there in plants to make every plant that has DMT of it but your body produces monoamine oxidase and it destroys DMT when you're digesting it orally. You can't buy one, right? There's a loophole for you so it's like fuck it's like the the component is illegal but the sum of all They're babies. the natural recoil

1:24:56 Game over. But you got to make it harder to get them. It's harder to get an animal than it is to get weapons in certain areas of this country. They make sure they come to a complete stop. He's riding his bike down a hill, he's like, I mean you hit a deer so imagine that that's like 200 plus pounds Were you in some sort of bluff or were you up in a tree?

1:27:24 You can call them in. Oh, he was. There was a few guys. It was 3am big scuffle in the middle. growing off the side of their head. like outstep something that is impossibly big just way bigger than the truck that we're in. and it was like a legendary creature You wouldn't believe it was real. Because there's nothing, I mean. Yeah, they're huge. I guess our robotic fuck police force is not gonna work in Canada when we were up there

1:31:00 The ground is just completely covered in hair Oh, shit. No, they just leave it on the ground. Like they spit out the hair. the wound there's a little blood dripping and then it waits again and porcupine starts waddling when you're trying to kill like all right this is the barrier to entry nature's so ruthless the existence the day-to-day Fuck this.

1:33:58 That's a dinosaur. freedom he's not flapping his patriotism in your face he's looking for food dude imagine if how that's coming out next week. water you know like a jungle constant food we just have a swarm of eagles coming down to seattle because climate change isn't real. Where's your global warming? but it's pretty close to what it was i stumbled through it but yeah there's this climate change

1:36:29 falling out in the shower gonna have that dude from um from uh the fracking movie gasland yeah gas oh yeah i haven't seen Sure. and all we've learned about the consequences polluted a well you didn't mind if you fucked up a lake you didn't mind if you ruined an ecosystem a one stick sauce same thing with fucking fracking it's like we don't know specifically what chemical

1:39:26 and how much is based on, like, exaggeration and how much is based on fear and paranoia You ever done any consulting? That's a fucking great one, right? gonna bow out and go work for one of those companies as a consultant get that paper kevin it oh and you guys got money from that you got to give that money back yeah you of the entire the cia the psychologists who came up with the torture stuff you know it's like the

1:41:53 Like, what? It's reverse foie gras. the it was an image of a dude in mid descent jumping out of one of the towers from 9-11 oh god and the the having that sort of mentality and now there's a certain percentage of people that would say even knees there's a very damning report. And they, handcuffed to a wall. Froze to death. I mean, putting people. Hypothermia on a cold floor, naked, handcuffed to a wall.

1:44:13 He died. You're freezing them to death? just to get information, Yeah. and the you know some people i was getting into this discussion and they were like well do you Captain America would never rectally feed somebody. 17 of Captain America, boy. Couldn't he jump on his shield and fly? He'd be like, look how high I jump. You fucking idiots. Oh, you like having us weak, relying on Captain America.

1:47:39 No. Who gets to define the moral code? Like even the good guys were fucked up. Tony Stark, Iron Man, was having a hard time with the whiskey, the alcohol. He wasn't raping anybody or killing and murdering people. Oh, look at him. There's something. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, we just accept it. Doesn't that look uncomfortable? and then you just develop a tolerance.

1:50:39 It might be made of unobtainium or something. Was it Avatar? Really? more than anything. but it didn't leave a cultural impact. like the hottest girl ever that broke up with you and you were depressed to the point where you Whoever wrote that is ridiculous. Who cares? in theaters? you know, and a 12.1 sound system You know, there's a lot of people that are like snobs over a movie like that, but may

1:53:16 Yeah, you got a bad Marine. no it's trees with the fiber optics and the dragons. or Star Trek, anything Star-related. white hatred, to a new There was all these people that were saying like, that movie made me realize how unrewarding my regular everyday life is Where you constantly feel out of balance Most men live lives of silent desperation. And, oh, I got laid off.

1:56:04 Okay. Because, first of all, it shouldn't have. It impact. It might not have for you, okay? Just because it didn't get you, It's in a lot of ways a very good movie. Channing Tatum. Mark Ruffalo, who plays the Hulk in the Avengers movie. in the 1980s they showed the ufc on tv in 1988 they showed them watching the ufc talking about He didn't fight a white guy.

1:58:22 And then when they're watching the fight in 1988, It's a nutty story. life mark schultz would have been the fucking ufc heavyweight champion of the. It was a big part of this guy's life. Mark Schultz would have been the fucking UFC heavyweight champion of the world. They said if you fought in the UFC, you were going to null your contract. what are you doing? Why are you changing

2:00:23 movie didn't show the uf The movie didn't show the UFC. They picked one from 1994. going to have most likely but it's it makes you wonder why they come I'm sure they compressed it olympic team the olympic wrestling team they had to deal with this insane crazy guy that was like Yeah, put that on the instant watch. Wow. Do you think maybe UFC got paid or paid them to do that?

2:02:47 But I remember looking at it like, that's the wrong size cage. There was a lot of things that were weird about it. did mark schultz age six years like that all of a a sudden, he's in the UFC. Because you can't deny when his debut is. You know, that someone, some executive type character wanted to get their greasy paws on. They'd be, you fucking retards!

2:04:43 nobody gives a shit. It doesn't have to be off He moves good like this is so weak the kicks look fake everybody you could tell they're not Drawing from that. So it always has this sort of stink about it Yeah. I mean, he's still really good. He's challenging for the title next month or in February, rather. stepped forward and everybody knew he was a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

2:07:08 like a hey man don't bust up my face too much if you're gonna beat me do it but uh or or it could A guy like Vitor is so nice. I apologize if I was incorrect. He's fighting Chris Weidman for the middleweight title. You know, he looks different than he usually looks. what i every review that i've read is like oh i had to wait for the credits to find out who that

2:09:30 My master, Jean-Jacques Machado. If Hegan Machado gives you a purple belt, you're a fucking purple belt. There's martial arts where you don't spar on your And you might be a brown belt who's been around for a long time And then you've got to see how many times can that guy do that. They're just so good at it, you can't stop that one move. it completely depends on the instructor okay different instructors do it different ways

2:12:24 Don't keep your – keep in your pants. Sorry. And then if you tap that guy, you new fresh guy gets on top of you for seven minutes and tries to tap you. Don't keep your, keep in the air. So my point being, if Ashton Kutcher got a purple belt from Higa Machado, that shit's legit. Yeah. So that's another level removed. you should be able to tap blue belts fairly consistently. Really? Yeah.

2:13:20 So if Ashton Kutcher's a purple belt, that's goddamn impressive. Upper left. with a little poster of that on his wall. Come on. Do you think they have a cutoff switch somewhere where they can just hit the switch like the government does? It's brute force. Wait a minute, to surround a human being There was a guy who was doing this speech, and he was labeled a men's right advocate.

2:15:38 Yeah. But it's like, but whatever you're going to say, I don't think you should be allowed to say it. Yeah. You can't talk about that. You're not allowed to. I don't know what you're going to say, but whatever you're going to say, I don't think But the idea that you could step in and stop someone from talking, I mean, you would have I agree with you.

2:16:56 That's what they're thinking. ridiculous when people call in terrorist threats because a woman is giving a speech on feminism That is not the way. She thinks that women should be better represented in video games. Come on, man. Sure. i see it as a bunch of fucking babies that are freaking out and getting crazy about some people's opinions that don't even matter.

2:19:04 They were trying to prove But the movement was so quickly co-opted. you can expertly do that, as we saw, We saw the undercover cops in Oakland that were in the Eric Gardner protest. that shit happens so if that shit happens with the police wouldn't you assume the two people They're cunts. feminist bitch she's trying to ruin my games like is she or is she just saying she doesn't like them

2:21:24 No. Right. Do we love that? that can be dangerous. thank you whoa don't say that they'll take that and they'll put it in quotes and you'll be in If I'm paying attention to the government propaganda, which I am, I think they're fucksville. I bet it'd be surprisingly cheap. Just a Kickstarter. Yeah, like called out King Jong or whatever and This was recently? Yeah, this was Friday.

2:24:17 That's funny, man. it's more of a rebounder but i see what you're saying you get what i'm saying it's a sportsman's I love them. The virtual manifestation of a physical activity is always odd to me. I would go and throw a football around. A little piece of wheat hanging out of the That doesn't taste good. Right. Have you heard of any movie ever That would be the case except for the fact that I saw a furry convention.

2:26:45 anything that are just different you gotta get up here right away yeah i love when dorks get together like that i think it's awesome i was thinking that the other Fucking great. Big Avengers fan. in their 40s can I got the tats, man, to prove it. Man with Ghost Rider tattoos. There's a lot of images of gross riot tattoos. It's like decomposing Lincoln.

2:29:14 Holy shit Yeah, if you find the link There's like the did to 3D tattoos. Are they based off the perspective? Yeah, if you find the link, I really want to see them in real life. has to shade that in the morning. Look at that butterfly. But from the side, it looks like you have a mole, a giant butterfly shaped mole beneath a girl like that though Whoa, she's got a lot.

2:30:41 Look at her eye. That's amazing. on his back peeking out of the side Oh my god, that's great. That's cool. Just because the file name is Face 3D Tattoo. Oh, I'm sure. That guy got Converse put on his feet forever. And like Gladiator logo? If I get that in me and use a Ouija board at the same time, then the demon corridor is open? Is he suing me for copyright infringement?

2:33:20 Left Behind movies. It's about the rapture They've sold millions of copies And everybody's like, what happened? Jesus sent the spaceship for you I'm going to be feasting All your parents, friends, That's the MO. You can't go to heaven before you get on the spaceship? Exactly. You got to pray the gay away. I got it. You're forgiven. No, you have to get rid of the gay. Oh, you have to pray it away before you get on the spaceship?

2:35:16 Yeah, what the fuck do you do up there? Right. And then he decided that he was going to educate people on what his dad, He just came back from the dead. one of those officers came from a guy fucking their kids And the guy on the other side would be like, Let's start with the chart here. Does the son fuck the mom? Wasn't it made of his Eve gave in to that snake.

2:37:41 I want to believe that the lapel footage of her grabbing that apple and taking a bite would be on Worldstar. Depends on which revision I think you're going with. It's all of your interpretation. You're allowed to come Yeah. Some husbands are violent. yeah same thing with the honor killings. The president of the Islamic Society of North America states, according to the Quran, the relationship between the husband and the wife should be based on mutual love and kindness.

2:40:18 it could be that confusing. but also in, like, talent contracts? spinoff of the CPM on its surface meaning And among his signs is this, that he created for you mates from among yourselves that ye may dwell in tranquility with them. It's a completely different statement, I'm sure. You know, like, do you have a dog? You'll figure that out from the context.

2:42:43 You know, I don't think you say it. You say, I play fiddle. I play fiddle that? You know, I don't think you say it. You get out of here. That's all it's gonna be Thoughts as well That comes over to my iMessage Have you ever used a Dvorak keyboard? A mechanical stamp went and left its mark on paper yeah and they had a This is the most efficient way to keep the common...

2:44:55 See, that's fascinating. I'm pretty sure I'm right about this. And the Dvorak I'm sorry. You go. and up would be F, down would be D, left would be this, Wow, that was... But imagine putting that into gloves then He's in big. language will all go away and it'll all be done back and forth through like headsets. be able to project that image into your head and someone else will be able to connect to our shared

2:47:53 That's coming, right? you could sit down today And you could roughly train a computer They're going to have 100,000 people contribute their brain scans And out of the box, Ten years? and not important. what's that going to be when that shit is just firing raw in your brain, and be like, Joe, I want to tap into your brain. or were you wanting a high five?

2:50:31 I didn't get to tell you I miss you, too. directly affected the lives for the better of so many people I deal with extremists, to explore extremes who literally said especially when it comes to psychedelics things that could really change people's lives, Oh, you're getting all hippie. Satnam. Correct. Drugs. It was the fucking Folgers. That didn't knock it out of wasn't the ayahuasca. It wasn't the huachuma. It was the fucking Folgers.

2:53:16 And then after the ayahuasca happened, And you drank anyway? You're not supposed to do it Thank you so much, my friend. Joe Rogan, thank you, man. It's always good to have you on here. Congrats on all of the success. Brian, it was good to see you. Yeah, next time for sure. Kevin Pereira. Thank you so much, my friend. Outlet shopping. Everybody for tuning in.

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