Joe Rogan Experience #611 — Josh McDermitt Transcript

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0:00 Get it, dude. Get it. And one young man stood out and wound up working with us that weekend. You get the Willy Wonka golden ticket. To think about, like, because that show, I don't know, man. you're not laughing at anybody because it wasn't funny and i was like oh this sucks man like rogan's but you literally asked me, you're like, hey, I literally wouldn't be here.

2:40 There's plenty of evidence, yeah. doing something with kinnison a while ago supposedly yeah i saw some trailer come out They'll make him something that he wasn't. That was dog shit. They fucked with how much success he actually had as a wrestler before he went to. like Hollywood is filled with assholes just filled with assholes that think that they can

5:29 He would go in front of these courts and they would do his act. That was 50 fucking years ago. That's a documentary, isn't it? Who's in it? You were making such a big deal over there. That's not a trailer. ruin it and give you a lot of money, I say and water i want that yeah you know that's what's really scary but this character you know And that's what becomes fun about playing him is that, you know, you just wouldn't expect that.

9:01 Spoiler alert! And so it just gets mixed around. yeah fuck you but the moment us what's going on with other people's storylines right and you don't know necessarily whether watch until last night i'm just she's like let go man let go man you get fucking crazy it's such a wall and like he's gone absolutely crazy do you remember this guy yeah and so scott gimple wrote

12:03 I think, you know, it did kind of take a dip it was still a good show where you didn't know what to expect. And then it got to be like a lazy Hollywoodllywood show and i was like what happened did some fuckhead producer weasel Like, you know, they did. there were some great episodes at my favorite we're learning so much more about them it's's freaking great. It makes me nervous every time there's a new scene.

14:20 Your fucking pulse starts racing. It's like, it's not enough that you, you know, you see it clearly coming. Shit, fuck! and it's going to be a fan-hated episode because it's a very poetic type of episode that they wrote. front oh hell yeah my alma marda marda m-a-r-d-aT-A. You don't know if he's kidding or not, I don't laugh. Because he's off doing another show now, I guess.

17:01 there you know because we're in the woods in georgia it's the worst time of year to be there it's hot and humid fighting off ticks and bugs and these things called chiggers That guy is in a lot of shit. I don't know if it was based on a true story or not, the Brad Pitt tank movie, All his roles, he wants to just be, I mean, he treats it like he's in the boxing ring.

18:28 about his pitbulls popped him in the face was just like many episodes as him now granted like he was at the forefront with like you know all his uh with wife you know that's like that's the big thing men. Like the, one of the men's biggest fear is that their best friend winds up fucking their I mean, that whole, that whole thing was like so intense.

20:13 It was intense, and it brought you into this changing dynamic of the zombies not being the problem, You know, I got my fucking cans. Don't die of starvation. Well, I mean, think about it. Like when Shane died and he became a zombie, Everyone's a zombie. We got to find some fish. That was that very bleak post-apocalyptic movie with, what the fuck is that dude's name?

22:50 You stick to it. Yeah, right? And that's kind of where the season's going. I didn't buy that at all. There's a few guys I didn't, How he's not even manipulative. He's not even Yeah, there was a few bad guys and a few moments that I just thought were ridiculous, Like, what about you? Which I enjoy and in in Come on, man. in a one-hour show, that's obscene.

26:45 I just it's an assault on you on your your your reality like you why do you want me to dip in and It would have to... Yeah, I mean, it's just, it wouldn fucking bodies. Three years expired. Yeah. There's no way they could do it. about it i was never like oh i should go buy a tucson or something but not until i saw that We got cars. sore thumb he's driving this cool car he's a rich dude it all makes sense but well you look at

30:08 I've never watched that show. And I kind of got addicted to it, kind of like in a Gilmore Girls kind of way, I know. She's a fun chick. The people you liked, you now hated, and the people you now liked. A girl who has body fat, you know, but is still sexy. That's not slut shame in the 50s brian off her shoulders you don't think about it like that but if you have like double e tits i mean that's like those are fucking probably like

32:56 Like, she doesn't look. Imagine if you're her. you yeah yeah i'm just showing it to you but she was she was a part of the fappity or the that era, I'm like, oh God, we're in the 60s. Why don't you just do a movie that's completely fictional that's, like, influenced by or inspired by a true story? Oh, that was a good movie. And Channing Tatum.um I mean I'm not like the biggest fan of what because he's handsome because I don't like him because my wife likes him that's it she

35:52 He looked like a giant ape. Mark Schultz was a beast dude he it They fucked with his accomplishments. This guy needed his brother there in order to rise. Marshall's brother Dave in front of his family he fucking pulled out a gun and There's too many cooks in the kitchen, and, ah, we've got to have them fight a white guy. much money involved in hollywood it's just why when when a show like like game of thrones when

39:11 Like, what was it? We got to fuck with this. is also hbo and hbo seems to be i mean it's just a from an outside perspective i've never worked It's like, you can think of a million It's 30 minutes. That's well over 100 episodes that they've done. Gardell who's a very funny stand-up comic and a great guy nobody knows who he Yeah, to a point. But I'm getting hit up to do shows with these guys.

43:07 You didn't miss it at all, you said. and I would love being on the road, I don't know what it was. i did it for 12 years and then i was like you know but i do want to eventually be acting you know so I would just do a show, and I'd run new material. I mean, I don't know i would like i would just do a show and i'd run new material i mean i don't Topic to topic it varies.

45:35 they want to see only half hour away and everybody's having a great time right you go to irvine it's only 40 minutes Christ you watch the fucking movie man what about your career shithead yeah no and you're just constantly bombarded with people doing what you're setting out to do and maybe you know you're reminded of your failures Well you definitely do

47:48 Yeah. couch. I was doing something really fun, you know? So I was like, it's not like I had this thing I would go crazy. because they got to put my mullet in. But dude, you could be rocking that mullet out and people would be like a lot of time i want to have a social life man but dude you can like right the week before thanksgiving so nove. And then the show doesn't come back until late April.

50:04 Don't get crazy. This is a show looking for people to kill off. I don't want to, don't lose weight don't cut your hair don't get crazy I find it believable Every island is gluten-free. they're cops. Like, recurrently. He's way bigger than Joey Diaz. I wonder how much he weighs. When Joey was at his largest, he was, you know. I mean, I dropped like 80 pounds.

52:25 of in a sense predisposition to do that unless i work my ass off yeah jeans are a motherfucker like most like cheetos and doritos and all that stuff it's just they're filled with hydrogenated Especially if you're high. They'll go make it for you. Really? I have all these healthy fats. They're there, and you're just like, you get a handful. I have the biggest problem with all that stuff.

55:23 Like The Rock does that. They have these trailers that they rent, and you get in them, and they have everything. like you know what i mean like that's the kind of mentality that people have, at least in this industry sometimes. And I was saying, look around. You're funny because of your brain, dude. like he just he told me about the best cheeseburger

58:11 It's a common problem. And he was at his skinniest. I mean, I don't even think he was 50, was he? Uncle Buck is great. I think it was Jim Belushi or something like that. Oh, poor Kevin. Oh, Christ. It's amazing what they've done. Ian Edwards writes on it. watching shows that are so clearly in response to like the the brownie points you're going to get the social brownie points you're going to get for showing diversity it's not that diversity was like

1:01:52 who the fuck do you know that's racist in this day and age if i was hanging out with some eater you know you've got all these little factions and groups that separate from each other you know seattle fans versus patriots i mean And it's tiresome. black Uncle Buck is gonna, you know, Stop. I've never even met a white guy. in Phoenix, name's not buck fuck you this is ridiculous that's that's a Google image

1:04:50 Transgender, Black? Right. Oh, yeah. One of them is All right. knew about it nobody knew I mean you can't get fired from your job you work And it was this issue. fucking rule and oh you and you know when you say this and i've said this before in the podcast It's just the color of skin. But a girl could. No, they can't. Orange is the New Black. Have you been following the Jenner thing at all, Joe? Of course

1:08:39 show up for girls' powder puff football This is where I live. It's not called black neck. Some of them have like a black long sleeve shirt on. How is there nothing racial? It's not bad to be black, okay? insensitive yeah i mean we really live in that fucking retarded world where that's such a huge You know, just like the moment someone mentions any sort of racist,

1:12:07 If you have a different opinion about Ferguson, or about economics, or Al Sharpton, Why don't you just own up to your racism, man? thing who is that ted danson oh that's right ted danson did blackface when he was dating whoopi he's playing a Mongol and he's clearly this fucking corn-fed white guy from America and would just fucking slap together there was a point in time where they would slap together a movie

1:14:51 so we don't get pulled from YouTube. That takes me back. Foo Man Chew. Women that were hot back then, too, they were hot in a different way, man. and I saw Cindy Crawford. Dude, she's hot as fuck. she's a year older than me and I look like shit all right she looks fucking Like, there's nothing sadder than you run into. I want to know who it is that you're talking about.

1:18:05 You used to be on a show with her. We had two seasons with George Segal, who was on that show, Just Shoot Me, somebody sent me the other day. Yeah. It must be. Hey, look at that couch and suck Mr. Gnome. In a tub filled with blood. Oh, he's gay. Is that all butthole blood? Guy's having a good fucking time, man. Just let it go. It's over. Trust their real issue.

1:21:10 Absolutely. We're done here. You didn't know what was going on? I mean, I don't know the details of this case but it's like this guy like sat on this for like And said, pool with no clothes on? long history of extorting money from large rich celebrities like yourself so let's just uh let's Some of them which I just don't understand what they're doing.

1:23:23 but according to the people that, and obviously I'm only hearing one side of it, some hookers they drink some wine and they go we got another one i You went to the party. A sandwich. Oh, my God. They get out of the pool, and they're just all red. You would literally have to have someone have to be dead. Yeah. get in the bath full of like you know green dye or whatever and then the guy's just like his skin

1:27:20 scary and i and i talked to girls about it like yeah i've had that happen a couple times girls Let me check my GHB nail. Well, that's a roofie hot spot. Yeah. and makes you feel really like, like, like body buzzy. Not roofie, like rufanol. A bouncer told me what they do is they take a Visine bottle, they fill it with whatever the crap they're using,

1:29:59 No. Like unless I see it come from the bar, you know, into their hand, into my hand. I see it in your hand. Muscle relaxed. Well, you got to be really careful about that because if a cop knocked on your window you're going to jail You realize you can't drive. and then they just go limp like they'll be at a bar and then like eddie eddie did it once and he

1:32:34 Wow. I'm like, oh, you know, I haven't been there in a while. Oh, okay. No. You never drank with Brian? Scared? Nothing? What? Zima was great. It was like a tequila beer or something. And it had, but I don't know. When people don't use honey, when I mock vegans, It doesn't taste that sweet. Hold on like every other week something else that was good for you is now bad for you

1:36:22 Is it like four reasons and number four will blow your mind body's sugar handling process. Xylitol. Truvia is xylitol and stevia stevia has an We don't give a fuck. You're on your favorite show. and you wouldn't fuck around at all sure right but i love mexican food man i love salsa you put is on a totally would you like some Oh, yeah, they have retarded queso that has like a cow, ma'am. They bring over some fucking queso. They put some meat in it. Some jalapenos. Oh, yeah.

1:39:56 Where do you get the moose? That's pretty rad. Shit. Dude, I'm making all kinds of things, man. this one i'm doing a pressure cooker but i'm also i got a bunch of recipes from steve ranella so i'm And it's like the perfect temperature. and then you take it out and sear it. It's like a trial and error thing. My cousins have cows and they just sent them out to get butchered.

1:43:29 my cows are only grass fed. You go near these fucking cows and they panic and run. They know You saw the cows being released from the milk barn for the first time they're in that and where they're all jumping around like dogs and having a like part of the way we get food in this Yeah. But why are you saying ew to that? I'm telling you. They don't know what's going on.

1:45:39 I've been slacking on this, but I have to hire someone who they have this uh urban coyote And they know there's a lot of food there. and they capture these coyotes, and they fucking bang, bang them. It's a footlocker. he's announcing? on the phone and talk about shit that nobody else You want to talk about Kanye West and his uggs? That's completely opposite of what I've been figuring out lately

1:48:06 the road with you sometime to do something he's very talented like his video editing skills are could be rich i mean you really could be i mean you should you should you should be like a guy Could have been you, Brian. Look at the Austin video The audio editing No, because it's immediate. For hours. So is it because the software is optimized for that certain processor?

1:51:17 But the process, the result was amazing. 50 hours. Now, I mean... Because my favorite place got busted, and now they're all fake cops that work there. Yeah. they got busted after the fact There's this apartment or this old house next to me, and they have like a garage, and they have a relative here. Or are they sex slaves? instead of working at Denny's for three days for $300.

1:54:37 They don't fucking want to nobody wants to bring you your meat nobody wants to mr. McDermott they touch you you fucking bitch you know it's craziness we have these weird attachments that and I can go travel and I'll do whatever the fuck I want is directly because drugs aren't legal if drugs were legal you wouldn't have criminals that are Could you imagine if like back massages were somehow or another deemed morally outrageous?

1:57:16 But I mean, if you went to a place like that and they gave you handjobs, it would be the most glorious thing ever. and you see they have escorts I mean, it just doesn't seem like escorting can be, You can, there's actually of it you can there's actually Is it the same as a body slider in Chicago? It's just no insertion, but it's pretty much everything else.

1:59:24 It's about orgasming. Shut the fuck up. What are you talking? I don't see any cum. You don't have to look at it. But if you had to stuff that shit back in your asshole, Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. minutes he goes it smells like fucking shit like a highlight of my life like you scored on him he scored on him fucking shit in a bathroom that guy's

2:01:55 And you go in there, and you plop down, and then that will take the scent out up through this funnel, It's a fucking confined space. We got trailers out there that have, like, they're air conditioned. I used to love those like your trailer It's usually always less than 10 minutes. So you're working long motherfucking days. that where they don't have to pay me all the time did you get apartment in Atlanta

2:04:41 Listen, I'm about to re-sign my lease. He didn't want to sign the lease because he had a feeling he was about to go. And I'm sitting there like texting him like, hey, man, where you live in this season? and all that stuff like well how much of that was real like did you you were shooting a gun That's a fucking problem with revolvers in movies. And it just hits on the truck.

2:07:34 It's almost like they do it so it's not too realistic so they could show it almost. or a lot of times they have a knife that's just the handle that in and make it look like a knife as they cut my throat. it was so, it was hard It was really weird. Terrifying, though. So there's no sword? If those slow ass zombies, you want to have a samurai sword. Just start fucking hacking heads off.

2:10:49 Like if you had like Conan's sword, like a big broad sword. Like, it seems like you just get into their head. But you're already infected But if he just I fucked him up So if you cut off your arm like they did and cauterize it, because it used to be something bites you, I like that guy. Do it. Yeah. Yeah. I had to go in between his fingers and do that and they told me beforehand they go

2:14:30 But then Josh tells me like a month later, he's like, yeah, you broke that dude's hand. I've seen a lot of guys get their arms broken in fights where they get kicked, He threw a knee and you see his arm flopping around. and everybody's getting popped. which is fighters will work out sometimes three times a day. But you're talking about working out three times in a day because you have all these

2:16:46 Brazilian doctor that it's okay whatever his name is but I guess in the past this other fighter was background was pen tips for Nordotropin. It was on the shelf, a very specific box that has pen tips. Yeah, see, Bigfoot, you know he he's blaming a doctor for him taking an It turns into a game. So that could be what was going on. No, you're never allowed to take steroids.

2:20:00 contract that they said on the contract we will not test you for steroids they said on the contract encourage guys to take steroids wow so a lot of guys took it takes steroids especially prolonged steroid use over a long career of fighting you know you know Because people are looking for Coke. Less than 100 years old in steroids and athletics. Amphetamines and stimulants and things that increase your ability to concentrate and your you know your ability to stay awake

2:22:40 ass. Now, you know, they, it stays forever. When you gain weight, your ass gains weight. When you men that are like that. You're going to take a guy Desomethyltestosterone. one of these steroids has been concocted to get around the rules. but not the same exact molecular structure as like like gnc and it was called mag 10. it was ridiculous you take like 10 pills a day

2:25:16 It just stopped working. You could buy stuff at GNC. getting kind of, like, angry or, like, argh. That like angry or really makes sense no no it's why were you taking very And that's why, like, when I took that Mag-10 stuff, like, after I got off of it, How long did it take? Do you know the whole story 5-methoxydimethyltryptamine is like dimethyltryptamine,

2:28:14 And that was legal. and they just keep altering it, keep tweaking it a little bit here and tweaking it a little bit the things you see the visuals are spectacular the colors are amazing all We bring it back to zombies. That makes no sense because you capture so much information. You were in an encycl knowledge like i mean i was talking to someone the other day i don't remember who but

2:30:38 It's only things that I'm interested in. completely reckless in that regard like i didn't plan for the future at all never graduated college And I was like, well, eventually I'll take my SATs. You just had to have not failed high school, I guess. I don't want to go to school then I feel like I gotta stop just stop yeah I am that i was interested in but it was it's like i have like a ocd like obsessive weird brain

2:33:50 Of course you were. the homework. You just have a really good brain. Jay or Johnny Carson. I just sit down and be like this, you single class that's why we're you know these really arcane shitty ineffective systems for education and it's rare that you get one that's great. Well, we don't want to pay them a lot of money Yeah. It is like nationwide. Okay, little kids are supposed to be playing, and they have energy.

2:36:53 and pay attention, pay attention, Joshua. It's way more zombie and if you let them they will do it or if you resist school or i had to become a video editor i'm'm not interested in it. It's not, I have no fascination. come nobody ever takes kids that are fucking antsy or that crack jokes all the time, nobody If you're actually funny, you can... So was Richard Pryor.

2:40:15 day on break.com i don't know if you know that where they somebody took uh you doing a uh like There's a lot of people that start their own businesses. I got my paper. Yeah, it's ridiculous. I need to learn a trade. You should be out shooting strangers. know when you're a kid i don't think you really know how old people are but she was probably I get that.

2:43:29 and figuring out This idea that this woman and you had to be a mechanic or a fucking soldier, I would scream at that lady. well, what branch do you want to go into? But then when I wasn't even into art, once I started getting into martial arts, I wasn't even into art anymore. angry bitter guy he's just this pot-bellied dummy that had given up on life he was just

2:45:49 That was what I drew, you know. Like maybe you'll have to do a diaper ad, okay? So you're going to have to learn that something that you don't enjoy drawing. Like maybe you'll have to do a diaper ad. Yeah. like I still have those images and I put some of them up on Instagram and I just And I just stayed away. And it's so common. to all the teachers who told me

2:48:09 we my second favorite show i'm gonna be honest with you at game of thrones number one but you Who could have ever predicted that? South Park. Yeah, that was five. I didn't watch the last season. Yeah. But I don't care what's going on like i care about saul yeah but i don't care about uh carrie carrie and bitch and uh brody i bet she fucks like a wild animal those crazy ones

2:49:59 it's got to be one of the most difficult things to do. That's what I did with Dexter. was at a dinner party and they were talking to him Like, Dexter first season. i don't mean this ladies and gentlemen all right we should probably wrap this bitch up i think we're Where can people see you and stalk you? It's probably at the Laugh Factory in Long Beach.

2:52:14 You can follow Josh on Twitter. And watch him on the motherfucking Walking Dead. Yeah. Brian, anything coming up? Nice. Bye.