Joe Rogan Experience #619 — Bryan Callen & Brendan Schaub Transcript

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0:00 Boom boom boom boom boom boom I think that's one thing. Even if you don't have a martial arts background, you be a referee you're aware of that right you can be yes you could be a referee So is Mario Yamasaki. Pretty sure he's out. Especially on a rear naked choke. Yeah, he queues out for a couple seconds. You know sometimes people just don't make good decisions

1:55 If this guy fucks up, someone's going to get choked to sleep, you know, that wouldn't get choked to sleep. Fucking arm popped Completely hyperextended You can find an image of it because his elbow's fucked up from the Vitor fight. for granted versus Weidman because the whole Yeah, he looks way better. it's almost like you put but this gives you an idea how strong jones is he's just so weird strong he's ridiculously strong

4:34 So his right arm's all blown out, all full of sweat. And John would walk by, crisp as clean. He goes, I just couldn't believe how strong he was. Yep. Like, there's been some great matchups, you know, for sure. I think GSP was too big. But he was in insane shape for that fight, the Diego Sanchez fight. So this is, for you, this is the biggest fight ever.

6:42 Because he just moved his entire camp to Albuquerque because he used to live in New York. That's where he's got to go, right? i said glover is like at a possible like stand-up challengers when i was looking at him coming in Chuck Liddell signed off on it. That was a scary goddamn fight. He wasn't at that level, right? had to do with him starving himself.

8:53 It makes you wonder at that point, This is the one. It really wasn't that close of a fight. Well, I think Kane has to stay healthy. maybe I should have figured that he grabs him hold on to him he seems to this is why you should shut the fuck up And Jones literally, sure, but Jones literally, I couldn't believe, he picked him up by the John figured out right away that he could take him down.

11:24 I mean, that's what happened. Junior college national champion. He's a fucking stud. At 205. But, you know, if you fought him back when Noguera gave, like, And Rashad was tentative, afraid to commit. Super legit boxer. damage so many kicks and he punches so many takedowns there's just micro and Dude, he was never the same after that fight. He was like, no, I beat him.

14:19 Just an all-natural bop, sap, just fresh off those areas. This is outrageous. When I say that, I'm just saying it only based on the environment that guy was competing in. Yeah. Come on. Beat Ernesto Hoost that way. I know a good percentage of them were doing it. We're calling cheating by United States laws. everybody was on juice, that it's a dirty sport.

16:54 We could tell kids that. and then you let them compete that way. They're all cheating. It's just who's better at hiding the cheating So it's basically a level playing field. Yeah, it's basically a level playing field. Exactly. They're all cheating. There's a lot of other guys I think if they got injured, done tests on these and it might be a small amount and that small amount might be not even close to like the advantage

18:41 Suddenly people would all have injuries. Dioxymacathate. like red blood cells We're all fucked, man. so I'll go with what that guy says. When you're competing against another guy, Everything has a certain amount. You can't. You're not beating Jon Jones. And when I say this, I say this. Okay, we'll show you. Do this fucking thing. God damn, he was good.

22:14 I give him a break. And if you watch that second fight, it just does not look like he takes the same punch that he did in the first fight. stephen bonner fight like jesus christ he did it like he's a magician he he's standing with How about Forrest Griffin? Stood in front of him, dropped He's your favorite. He's my number one. I'm just highlighting the reality of the environment that they were competing in

25:12 I have to be honest. Well, even then there's a do a suit bill assume that though. It's not crazy Tibia is the fat one. We were friends back when he was competing. No. What do you mean? He's a monster. It was like a laptop. Dude, Shane. I'm like, damn, bro. Nature ain't equal. and that gives me extra strength and extra confidence. he's become special after years of neglect.

28:54 Hey, hi He's got tigers. was fucking gigantic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're close I ran into them just totally randomly in Maui it was a cool shit I love them. Yeah, I was at the I was at the counter checking into a hotel and i had i hung out with that dude we did 22 shows together and i liked him more every night wow he's You know, I don't know if he's sparring. Yeah, but his dad dad was, I don't think he was a pro, but I think his dad was pretty close.

31:03 Eddie Murphy was so big. Yeah, that donkey is the Shrek yeah I think he made well the I'm saying Shrek the donkey is where he made a ton. You were in the audience? My friend bought them for us. and I had, And I, and he put his hand to his ear, No, no. You don't think you fucked up? Fagali, Gideon Murphy. You had a dry spell for a while, though, didn't you? Listen, dude, Eddie Murphy. What? Come on, son. Yeah. If a guy like Eddie Murphy.

32:52 He probably counted about $1,000 a day, and he got bored after a while, and then he said, Ever. 48 Hours? You didn't let me finish! Right. I saw him at the beach. Yeah. I only wear socks once, son. What is it called? Like, hangover style. Talk to nobody who wants to get out the car and play with my cat. I'm like, no, man. didn't want to get out of the car playing with my cat.

35:15 With a mane, a lion in his front yard. Then he came out and started wrestling with him. He came over there and grabbed him and started tussling with him and all. He couldn't back out because it was all like five limos. that's incredible who's the animation the funniest thing telepath slain at telepathoid I just want to give it to the guy because it's really cool.

36:42 Thanks for making that. Like, I'm gonna be a lion. sitting there Insanity. in this world You ever seen the Johnny Tapia story? So many of these great fighters, Yeah, set him up. Come on. someone put you in jail for that when you miss him so much and killed himself and second of all when Oh my gosh. about the way our our world is connected with like these borders of countries we won't let people in

39:36 What are you going to do? Mexico's issue, though, is institutions and the integrity of those institutions. separate from them like there's there should be like a lot of emphasis on trying to fix mexico a lot of the corruption that you're 55 They're very compatible. just left let her leave and go back to her country they allowed her to think she cried or she's like

42:04 She is... That's what I'm saying. That's as crazy as I've ever seen. when I was doing the ice bucket challenge, working well the water let's say it slips off yeah have you seen that the usc football player yeah Oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah, broke his neck. Oh, I've seen that. That's crazy. Yeah, no one has ever roundhouse kicked that dude in the stomach and really fucked him up.

44:24 What are you doing that weekend? I don't know. Thursday, Friday, Saturday You don't want to do comedy on Broadway With a box of wigs Yeah, for them It's performance piece. You'd have to do a performance art piece. He's made a fortune. No. Is he still doing stand-up? Under the weather. Whatever the fuck it was. Failed for Larry the Cable Guy. Are you shitting me? Look at the size of that fucking crowd.

46:49 One of his crowds. He's killing it. No, he's... Look, pull the video. Very down-to-earth. had a oh yeah he's killing the game he's married and you know he's having family and all that thing about when he's having a bad day and just has to play a redneck. He's a character. For sure. Why don't you go in on a line? It's going to feel weird not knowing where its real house is. There's a guy in New York City.

49:37 The motherfucker had, like, alligators and shit. Well, the tiger fucked him up. In this one-bedroom studio. I told you I got a tag in my house no one's going to give a fuck because the cops are never going to They're there to write tickets and shit. while you're holding off a tiger? Well, it'll probably, once it realizes how fun it is to fuck the robber up, it'll just

51:44 They just decide. Well, they want to kill things. Yeah want your stupid chicken. Eat that face off. They just decide. And the cats are the cleanup crew. Thinning the herd. its grip because its canines, whatever you call them, have nerves where they can sense Something messed up the door from closing. And Cody had to get the body, and he said they had to look.

53:49 No, jags are not huge, though. I believe a jaguar is the most powerful cat. They still have all the same traits as a jungle cat. Well, look at how high the wall was in San Francisco when those kids were shooting that tiger with wrist rockets. Remember I had that bit about it? I would have loved to have seen that guy's face because no one can pretend that.

55:24 And there was a big lawsuit because, or threatened a big lawsuit. all this shit this way and you're like is that high enough yeah let's get out Pissing, man. They like to lick the animals, but it's depressing. I don't think they feed the chimps. You know what they really like to eat, man? these chimps and they had this hunting party. No, the main one looking up in the trees and they're they're they're mapping where these monkeys are going, and they cut off as a group.

57:59 And then they just tear them apart. Well, of course. If there was as many chimps as there were people, you would never be able to get to Gorillas and chimps, dude. Just to scare you, right? Shit, not me. bursting through the trees. It would twist your head off like this, man, like rip you to pieces. I've stared at those muscles forever. Well, the first problem was someone said that was okay for those chimps

1:00:29 to the literature. Baboons I knew. Baboons are creepy dog fucking monkey things. I feel like every time I'm in here, I'm terrified, man. Make sure. Oh, good googly moogly. Look at that thing. Look at the muscles. Oh, good googly moogly. Look at the one swatting right there. He's got some thick wrists on that guy. He's probably holding it up with his extra long fingers.

1:02:04 Yeah. Again, not messing with a very big piece, though. So the more the women are just fucking everything, Not necessarily, like us and bonobos. just stroking it, sitting by the That's so disappointing. Is that true? a dick that big. to chisel on a statue Make fun, boys. No matter what. able to mock them. We just can't no no guy no matter what you do you make all the money in the world, that guy's going to get a giant dick.

1:05:57 Literally every girl but one was like, absolutely. No, he said it does matter. Yeah. I ran a 4-5-40. He's admitting the first one was a lot. was an Eagle Scout. He's like running these scout trips. so when I was living in Boston, so I think I was probably like 13. That was when I was in the Boy Scouts. I was probably like between, I guess it was between. So when I was living in Boston, so I think I was probably like 13.

1:07:43 But I remember like, this is creepy. This dude's hitting on my mom in front of me and she was trying to be polite about it but I remember like this is creepy I went to camp with a bunch of fucking hoodlums I checked out right away. I go, it goes all the way the fuck over here? I went to camp out there. It doesn't matter. Well, no. Greg suck your dick? Well, no.

1:09:18 Why is he doing this? was playing with my dick and my buddy John goes he's playing with my dick too and Donnie goes he Wasn't a violent guy. WHAT DID YOU TELL YOUR MOM? I WAS LIKE NOT SIGNED UP FOR He just had it. Is he ski-polling? I was looking. This explains so much. For me, and I knew that. Yeah. I used to go fishing near this place called Jamaica Pond.

1:12:04 And I loved fishing back then. I'd fish all the time. I'd fish bass there, trout. But they would stock it with rainbow trout. And I loved fishing back then. When I caught my first trout, I was like, holy shit. Dude's probably dead now because I was it was before I moved to Newton. I moved to Newton when I was 14 Come by, very friendly. didn't know any better man i was 13 i just didn't know any better i had one experience when i was

1:13:39 Joseph, you get away from that man. If it's a good... Or kill you. I That's creepy as fuck. So I definitely told Josh. His mom lived with this woman who looked like a truck driver. Like, do you think he's a pedophile? Sometimes we would go to that pond because no one ever went there and it did There's a lot of trees and shit. What? Holy shnikes. And I remember him saying that. And I remember going, what? And be no true love. There can be no true love without sex. Holy shnikes.

1:16:23 Chop that dick off. he was an old guy why I started getting into Told him you better fucking leave me alone or something like that found out where my house was. And I'm just thinking, AND I WAS LIKE, WHAT IS THAT GUY DOING? AND I WAS LIKE, WHAT IS THAT GUY DOING? AND HE WAS LIKE, WHAT IS THAT GUY DOING? And I realized I got closer. It was the most bizarre thing. There was a guy in the trunk of the car with his ass out of the car.

1:18:27 LITTLE BIT MORE FAST. HE WAS FLYING AND STANDING UP. I was just like, ooh. Did he try to finish real fast? Rap style. Imagine that. We hung out. Summertime. 40s? Oh, they're not that old. Ready? So we're talking. The next thing I know, he pulls his pants down, and I notice how hairy his ass is. Imagine if that's his fucking go-to line. They all do it.

1:21:34 Yeah. Oh, jeez. And he comes. Hold on, hold on. Yeah. Then you went to go find chicks with him. I thought about it because I thought that looks like pure pressure. What? Is there a charismatic? What? Sure did. Putin assassinate or allegedly Putin's actually investigating it and he's quite He does the entire Man Maker. IS THAT AN ON IT BILL? OH, FUCK YEAH, HE IS.

1:25:12 BECAUSE THIS GUY IS THROWING THIS FUCKING 50-POUND KETTLEBELL AROUND LIKE IT AIN'T SHIT. This isn't the guy who's trying to fuck both of you as kids. It might only be 35 pounds. That looks heavy, Joe. Yeah. or one of the Onnit ones. He's just throwing around this 50-pound kettlebell. That's a good time to live there, huh? Bad idea. Pushing the inflammation out.

1:27:43 He's got Olivia Newton John blaring in his Russian-built car. Nah. Motherfucker. I kill and I feed you people. That dude wants to rape kids. Yeah. As long as they're, dogs are pack animals, over his video and send it to him. God. From motherland. Russian Sambo champion. But that's also, he's pumped. He's just a sad dude. He does? It's weird. His brother's a different level.

1:30:54 He's in jail right now for rape. ones on his um on his shoulders but he had them taken off it was like they had these ones on his shoulders, but he had them taken off. Oh, that's right. BJ Penn when, you know, he was, like, at his very best. That's why he's getting all these injuries? you know, at their prime. And now in the UFC, you know, you fight, if you're a star two times a

1:32:54 Instead of like you having like eight weeks though but I mean you look at that lineup Barnett no Gara pro cop hunt knew nothing at the time my training partner was ron waterman and shane carlin my first two train No one said shit. But you know what? Crazy strong. like they'd get the mount or something like that, Meathead shit. 260, about 260. Yeah, and you know what I liked about what he said?

1:36:14 He goes, I like fighting. He has earned it. Dropped down for that heel hook. He was developing some pretty decent stand-up. But he was putting it on him before that. You know, we made some money. Ken's like, but look. That's what I'm very mellow about. Get this money, son. before it that you know the like you know it's into the morning it's one o'clock in the morning

1:38:33 Beautiful back. Do they have a good angle? Well, that was it. He wrestled at 188 in college, too, by the way. It would be crazy to assume that. you know what man that documentary was super brave Look at him grab his eye. Look at him grab his eye. Yeah, look at him say Really? He fought a few times sold some cars man. thing being there's still so much profit even if they cut back yeah there's still

1:41:43 And then you also got to realize when you take painkillers, You don't even have to smoke it. You can get that And we're going to look back at these days like it was the dark ages. They would do back then. I had an orthopedic surgeon tell me that if you're in the wilderness, somebody gets a compound fracture, I said, what do you do? And I went, oh! I remember them setting it.

1:43:31 It just went crack Because they're so young as long as it's set correctly I'm just saying, like, one of the reasons why I go, look, man, I'm judging the dude I can't speak about this because I know some shit that I'm not supposed to know This is one thing for sure. I don't know what happened there, man. Or he just got tired of it, man. ever. I don't know what happened. They don't make two

1:45:47 I would say Smooth and easy Was there to take care of boss don't leave to the judges they they made I fought Travis Brown, remember that? Don't leave it to the judges, boss. Great human being. Bert Watson was the guy who he would make guys on the undercard feel like they're the main event Okay. Oh you deal with divas and deal with some of the toughest guys on the planet and you you know

1:48:10 And we went and saw all his dogs because at the time I was thinking about buying an American Bulldog. And at one point, Axe was just Axe was wagging. God, man. Who knows? The only issue is that the leopard will either like you or it won't like you. It's maybe a scent or however you move, but it likes you. Yeah, those are not good. You know why? yeah, everybody's like, oh, this dog's scary.

1:50:34 No, man. What the fuck ever doesn't dude? It's over son. You think? We're friends. Brian Williams is doing it for ratings. But that's stupid. You know why because the true story is still awesome. Okay, true story the true story The pilot said that's not the case. landed, or then when he told his story, two other people came out and said, no, they were

1:53:06 Like, for Brian Williams, let's be real. That's not the way a goddamn man apologizes for fucking up. story is pretty goddamn good. you're a bullshit artist yes do something else go host a talk show yeah go host a talk show you Would you ever? No, but Anderson Silva You heal slow as fuck, and I'm at his fights, Dan Henderson. And we assume he's clean. We assume he's clean. We do not know.

1:55:33 I mean, we could call it a dirty league, right? I say awesome. He is a journalist. HAS TO OKAY IT. THAT'S WHY WE TRUST THE NEWS. USES THESE EUPHEMISMS. AND LIKE, WELL, HE WASN'T FORTHCOMING. NO like, well, he wasn't forthcoming. But what if it's like the O.J. Simpson thing? But that would be... I don't want to hurt the guy. I don't think he's So he's lied more than once?

1:57:50 When people steal, when somebody steals money from you, they go in and they take money. If he's desperate for money. I can understand that. I'm just saying that typically when people behave a certain way and they get caught, they've probably done something like that in the past. He's balling. You're gonna watch this puppet, this fucking state-run puppet.

1:58:51 The reason Brian Williams made $10 million a year is because he was the face of NBC News. You're a dummy for basically a corporation that you can't do, or that you can't do, He's telegenic, right? But he's not particularly a brilliant guy. What was he? My favorite's Anderson Cooper. And that's why it was such a bummer for so many people. We don't need someone that's a credible voice.

2:01:19 Yeah. You can't go through life believing that CNN and Dateline is the best source of news and they have And that's why you have this asshole with a tie who speaks like your girlfriend's father. That's the catcher. I don't assume there's a people. to the news or you would watch the news. I think about the the guy who? Focus on what's wrong, not what's right.

2:04:02 You're reacting to danger. He's trying. He's trying to do some comedy here, and they were like, nobody ever talks about the biggest problem with two things. Because we're not, you don't get it from what you were saying. It's just antiquated. is all about this. First of all, Jake Glilenhall I don't know red challenger with black to get there faster, dude. I love how he talks to a sidekick. Yeah

2:06:10 I ruin shit for people. You know, that's part of your job is to pay attention to MMA. He's a fucking cobra. I got to discipline you, man. What's the difference? Just a How about Brendan's part? For a while yeah, I've been getting this this dude does rolfing and he uses he's got this fucking crazy You're a beast if you can sit through that This random girl was grabbing my neck.

2:08:23 You can't do that. I wanted to get a look at my back, know exactly No, I'm fine. You say that, It's pushing into your fucking nerve. Can't roll, can't do anything. The year's this round they're silly that's silly you look this is what you do for a living. They probably have awards behind our backs. You got to know whether or not it's serious or not. Biggest pussy of the year, Big Brown.

2:10:19 So now, like, and it's my own ego. True we had John Wayne Parr on and he was talking about Ramon Decker's Ramon Decker's it again and he would wait a little while fighting in the southpaw and he'd say you know what fuck it switch dances and just start Yeah, the tallest people in Europe. Yeah, that's not good. The whole thing's like... Sorry, guys. Why I know that, I don't know.

2:13:22 Is there a video of that? They put his memory Madonna beat someone to death with a hammer and they just see the body just Oh. She got up, though. She really did. And we had a bike-chasing Boston. We had a bike chasing scene. So you did your own stunt, in other words. And he did that. gotta see this look at you sick i think i rolled in do a judo roll or what happened? Yeah, I got to see this. Look at you.

2:15:37 He's a very, very, very good dude. one of those shows he did a stunt and he's doing his own stunt work and they And his testosterone went vroom, so he had to go on, you know. She did it five times. This guy, Joe Arnaz, who is, well, this was crazy. It was as hard as it gets. horse they say is the most dangerous really dude fuck that and they have to

2:17:56 And they spook the horse. accidents in Nightcrawler I'm pretty sure it was him see please Google that wanted to do. I'm pretty sure He did whatever the fuck that movie was that he did with Cameron Diaz. No, Edge of Tomorrow. Will Smith's a little wacky too. Killed it. Way too serious. But I'll tell you what, man. He's not as tall as I am, but he's very stout.

2:20:16 You got to push me. I mean, this way, we're going to—look, we're together. I remember saying to myself, an hour and a half. For an hour and a half. And I remember looking at him going, and he was complimenting me on my job I did in the reading. And I remember thinking to myself, I go, I just really want to be his friend. We're kind of friends now. I go, so how you been?

2:22:00 He was the first time I've ever been like, I was at this party, everyone was there, athletes. Yeah, 5'6". Hey, I'm a fan, man. We talked about Dan Gable's wrestling camp. How long your even mean? We talked about Dan Gable's wrestling camp. It's not bad. First got on the air No Really? Wow. showing up at this fucking jiu-jitsu place, Carlson Gracie's place.

2:24:04 That's the message he gave me. I was like, what's up, dude? He's a UFC fan. It's Clint Eastwood, dude. Oh, High Plains Drifter? If you're a fan of films, though... It's a different time. Every Which Way But Loose was the big movie, And when they broke up, like, part of their breakup was that he had to get her some sort Damn. That's his score. That's what they say.

2:26:49 and to not take those facts into consideration when you're discussing a story. I haven't seen it. You want to tell you what happens? obviously a rubber baby? Not really. Clint Eastwood, come on. Okay, let's see the fake baby. You're seeing a miller. There's some real fake baby shit going on later. That's a joke. Listen, I don't think it's a bad movie because I didn't see it.

2:29:23 He still is the greatest American sniper ever. There's kind of like a blind— Katrina. You're still a great American. I don't want to name names if the dude was a movie star and he's a tremendous liar just makes up stories about all kinds JUST A COMPLETE FABRICATION, PEOPLE FOR AMERICA. That's a skill set as a sniper that I'm sure takes a lot of things I don't know about.

2:31:42 Let me play devil's advocate here. What if he decided to tell all these tall tales because the book would be better? I think you're taking a Right. It's a good point. He's not making I don't know anything about the guy. For me, that's how I am. For whatever the reason. And some of them are going to make shit up. Something happens. I agree. You and I have talked about this. People are complicated. FORCED TO DO SOME ANTIHUMAN SHIT FOR THE GOVERNMENT. PEOPLE ARE COMPLICATED. YOU AND I HAVE TALKED ABOUT THIS.

2:34:47 They have a bad side. This is easy. Yes. Bring it, son. I get so angry. Bring it, son. I do think it's important to be charitable about just how complicated human beings are. Listen you communist fuck that's the girl they go they go at it. They go at it for like 10 minutes I would have got arrested. Beat up a bunch of chubby comedians. I didn't. That's a credible source.

2:37:16 from the U.S. government for the rest of his life. but it's so pitiful. It's not cool, man. I do know that a combatant can be she happens to be somebody who's aiding the enemy. I'm sure. make America a little bit more polite. Absolutely. Some people sell cars. You're hiding behind your car. You're hearing fucking bullets bouncing off the street cops have to deal with some

2:40:08 They don't know anything. Some cops are scumbags. But then you get put in these situations where they have no experience. or you're just not good at your job, like for whatever reason, not focused. What don't you you look at all the friends When you're 25, they give you a watch? like you're you know most america's not like oh hell yeah cops man sweet most when they drive by

2:42:21 because they were just compensated for their job, this government police force sucks we're gonna hire we're gonna hire our own They're not going to be upset at cops all the time because they're not going to think that cops are just trying to pull people aside because they have criteria they have to meet. He said, watch this. Well, see, he hasn't. Oh, wow.

2:44:22 And also, then you're not going to deal with the militarization of the fucking this is legit shit And who do you think they, who do they listen to when the shit hits the fan? It's not bad. I want some I want three Ronnie Coleman's just jack It's about incentives, man. But if you had to look at them all per capita, like what's going to be the most formal education?

2:46:48 superior that they're excellent or athletically yeah or athletically those are good things too You get out of school, you already owe a fuck tons of money. I think every kid deserves a private-style education. People that got a shitty- It's the biggest issue with the Middle East. The idea that you could go to college and get saddled – and that sounds contradictory from what I said earlier because the best schools, a lot of them, are private today.

2:49:29 What about the one that teaches you kickball and fucking something? take money. A lot of it sometimes just easy to be a doctor, right? It's fucking the same thing but i have some good teachers man and and they and more importantly they pay their about it you do a lot of that when you work in a corporation. You have to test at some point because if the teachers always

2:51:30 a company like Toyota or Nokia. Well, you said no testing. Well, there's a lot of people that do think that you shouldn't have that. Competition, man. You need competition. How come no one lost? There were four and they're barely hitting the ball. You That's ridiculous. I'm like, I watched people lose. Fuck that noise, man. How come no one lost? Janine, you're out.

2:52:43 You're preparing them for life. You struck out and got made fun of. And learning how to navigate that. Dude, it's hard for me to relate to a dude who just grew up super rich and he's never had any struggles. and dad are both working 20 hours a day with these guys, man. No one ever busts their balls. And I made fun of the guy's boyfriend, the girl's boyfriend.

2:54:38 Well, I'm going to have to smack that guy in the mouth. Oh, was that all we said is I don't think that works you'd sell out to a comic they go And we do all that, but we bust each other's balls. Sure have. I bet it's awesome, though. sometimes I'll write ideas that are dog shit. God, I want to tell a story, but it'll make me sound bad. I was in Jamaica.

2:56:39 No, go. Wow. And I thought it was the greatest thing I've ever written in my life. It's a setup. You're the only thing that's on sports that's funny. Because if people think they look for funny shit, they miss you. Go buy the shirts. Brennan Schaub on Twitter. Peace. Thank you.