Joe Rogan Experience #62 — Duncan Trussell Transcript

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0:00 The Joe Rogan Experience That's the music. We dropped an edible about an hour ago. What's the word for it? about the tank one of the reasons why you could be so creative in there is that you you really in your waking environment is an affirmation of whoever you think you are you know like when you I went to someone's house. Look at my, how did I get here?

4:07 Those are awesome. And I couldn't read them, but it was all like passion, and it showed like a guy running Like, goddammit, don't you have any cool shit of your own? Oh, yeah. What else happened? It's called the evil eye. because I knew they had bad thoughts. out of you you're really great hold on a second we might not want to put this on the podcast i

6:56 I believe that you could sell real leeches. Do you think, is there any danger? Imagine how much it sucked to have a broken leg like 150, 200 years ago. just magically appeared like if they're you've ever noticed how like your dog shits and it's god this is i heard this a very long time ago in one of my classes so i'm sure i'm butchering it when mushrooms just popped up out of nowhere

10:20 I mean, back then, if there is no science and there is no measurement and there are no spores and there is no origin of, you know, of rain and the clouds and if there's the what the thought behind it is but anything that's been around a long long time and is They're baked, man. You can look on YouTube. really got into it i've um i've done yoga and been completely sober and at the end of it absolutely

13:15 That could also, though, be that they thought they were going to cure smoking from acupuncture. why you can't just say hey um i have a a problem with my body what i should do is just think about didn't know how to control those horses you you'd have like a zero lifespan well you know what i you just as it's it's just the same thing as that you can create a positive reality it's that

15:54 Now, if you think that that just stops with light and sound, you're crazy. foul energy that energy is bouncing right back to you through other people and events and Let's stretch, guys. to transform Yeah. I'm just like, come on, man. You can't, you can't talk to me about what the benefits term. It's a balancing issue. I saw a video on the internet of a yogi taking cloth. Have

18:33 Yeah, me too. lessons and giving it to a mugger. Duncan Trussell just I feel like fucking Little Orphan Annie up here. You want to take a break and eat your salad? 20 minute one and then duncan had his delicious salad and then we got online not in ecstasy it kind of doesn't make sense or if you're not tripping out it kind of doesn't Yeah. So they cancel all the outside bullshit out and you just hear crisp, clean sound.

22:08 is they don't supply I know. I feel like crucifying one of the... I feel like a Roman emperor. You're an elitist. I know. I feel like crucifying one of the... I'm on wireless. But yeah, now I know what he meant. But the whole case is very fascinating. Actually, yeah, that's probably right. It didn't come from the front. arresting him for I mean, who's buying this shit, though?

25:15 was telling him that this guy was a rapist. information because then you can be like yeah yeah, like I raped. It's obviously It's like, okay, he's a rapist. for shit that's not rape. In court. of the stories that it's gotten out, It's just shoplifting. That's the problem with doing things illegal. No. No, I only watched it when I was a kid because the commercials were really racy and it seemed

28:10 So the 80s? How old were you when you started Really? Yeah. Oh, no. You'll be a coach. embody society? You've got the front of the airplane who are like, I don't know. They're pissed. thermonuclear bomb. all the secrets of why we how much poison is Why would you do that? Well, I think he had to, and I think He's really into activist journalism. then next to that was something about Lindsay Lohan.

32:31 States should be saying, why isn't Hillary Clinton resigning if she's breaking international law? God, I'm sorry I keep quoting the Bhagavad Gita and then we have chaos and I don't know if there's any validity to it, there's no way that we would ever do. And in that drama, you're going to be able to change the law and that's going to help. lines terrible paraphrase but that was his that was you know his thing it's like like the only

35:32 This will probably Everything, into their own hand. So what you have happening right now is something that's a pale reflection of what may have been intended when, you know, in the idea being that each human being in now is these awful attacks happened or whatever they were, who the fuck knows, very suspicious It's for alcoholics who want to not pay taxes on their booze.

38:06 It's always done for a really reasonable, justifiable cause. Like you just drive somewhere and you have to stop, get out of your car. In the United States, these events, they're not happening. And I know people are these events they're not happening and i know someone would try to do something stupid again. I mean, whenever they want to get a lot of attention they know everyone's terrified of flying so it's like a bonus

40:19 we're not really supposed to be up here So because of that, I like scanning. bullshit, so people are complaining all day, so they're in a negative mood, and their job it's not our fault we don't know what to do okay don't blow us up because we don't know what to do it's not us. You can't... remember the hundreds, thousands of people that were protesting?

42:56 So voting doesn't work. you're not doing the right thing until you're getting waterboarded. When you're getting Yeah. Even the chime is angelic. She's very nice. It would be an elaborate hoax if we tried to pretend that we weren't on a plane This WikiLeaks thing ridiculous charge. Consensual sex, where the condom broke and you didn't say anything. And how does he,

46:14 And you go in there and there's a fucking palace they built him deep into the mountain. and it's just a crazy orgy it's just littered with like the dead bodies of oh you got Business class. most surely get them arrested and there's going to be very little public outcry this guy's going Well, is it espionage when you're not a U.S. citizen? with other governments,

49:03 You know, that is drawing some beads of sweat Green dragon. In the CIA, Big fucking stupid smile on his face. You guys, I wish you could see this. Whoops. If you only commute to work All right. That was a half hour that was actually longer you you you you you