Joe Rogan Experience #653 — Natasha Leggero Transcript

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0:00 Natasha Leggero drinking healthy green juice. Do it all. Yeah, but that was cute. You got kids. Psychos. Yeah. You know, do they know that Bikram Chowdhury is raping his students and they're all getting I think you may be a rapist. Unless they're working for the CIA or something. Okay, it says claims he raped her during a 2010 teacher training. Yes.

3:06 I'm sorry. And then it inserts right into the woman as an act of violence. Right. I watched a documentary on it. Well female rape. I think we would have to look at each of those and on an individual basis Oh, yeah, I used to work for a dominatrix. Do you want me to jog around the block? and he was just smelling her boots while she was writing me a check.

5:51 Choke me, but only with 10% of your strength. I think if you start choking people, that could happen. I'm not going to do it. because I'm thinking you're going to fucking choke me. What's amazing is this guy was like a feminist, allegedly. But there's multiple counts. He is hot. Lenny Kravitz. He's actually really good, but he doesn't have that. And so was the girlfriend because she knew too much. And it sounds like bullshit, but he was

9:21 If the guy was going to leave you and you had a life insurance policy against it. artists like Jimi Hendrix, manager, And that guy was apparently always into putting guns in people's mouths I could see it both ways. So I'm just thinking, like, they must defend their lives. Some guy fell asleep He killed his uncle Well, I mean, it's a dictator vibe.

11:44 What's the matter? What do you like? I'd like to question that in things that I can get with. They don't know how many years it lasts. Always? Like five years older. I was just like looking at the clock like, Trying to get, I'd be juicing, you know, I need to get fucked. Climb out a window. Yeah, like I remember listening to some Deepak Chopra thing, and he was like,

14:42 Yeah. It's a gift. Well, I mean, they are, I guess, socially at school. There's always like, you know, Debbie's a mean bitch. She goes, you need to say the other one's just as good. try harder and be more of an artist. She'd get Whereas some people just would get really discouraged. But see, it's like the things that work on some people of youth and also natural talent natural talent yeah my guy was not very talented like he he would

17:23 It wasn't bad, but I was pretty good. I think it was the last... My parents were really freaked out by it, too, I remember he had this, like, this gut. And if you had life in you, he wanted to squash it. And along that way you kind of could get to you learn lessons from the negative ones, too And even as an adult, He was like, I just don't think you're going to be as successful as you want.

19:49 Can you imagine saying that to someone? there's a little too much power in this one. David Taylor. you know, look, I would never do that either. Well gonna he's never gonna make you know look i would I had to take it because I got a development deal. and this lady's so negative. saying something that someone doesn't connect with the shit does it doesn't work you know so like

23:00 I'm worried that you're going to go out there and you're going to fail. You had that much strength at 25 to say that? she didn't like that I was cocky it was bothering bothering her. It's like, I'm worried that you're going to go out there and i spend like i spend full days like like every Tuesday is daddy-daughter day. Because you're going to get all of the, you know, your kids are like,

25:09 grandma was working for civil rights, and then your parents were successful artists. And then But but look, I mean, there's so many famous people who have kids who are losers. Yes. Like you're, you're, you're the CEO of an empire that is, you know, whoever the fuck since she was little that's so funny you have all daughters yeah it is funny well because you're so

27:17 A lot of them have daughters for some reason. Yeah. like having a wife and having daughters. You know? I mean, you're a different kind of human being. You know? And it takes a long time to sort of figure out the ins and the outs of that. And so raising daughters has been insanely educational for me. but if i did yes yeah my friend eddie he had rabbits and that is different than a chihuahua

30:14 Like, you could leave your kid in a kennel for a weekend, right? You know, like they're cute. And I go, did you think that when you turn three that you would be bigger she goes yeah I go no it's a gradual because she's the It's really fun. I don't discipline them like I don't beat them. One time when my, uh, my daughter was three too, I've been taking them skiing since they're really

32:36 Like, don't say anything. In a lot of ways, yeah. this might be an extreme example but at the same time I think like, wow, this is just, and then those kids are going to give birth though, like how we know life. No, they won't. How come you didn't want to? They have this new lens that they're gonna Wait, but what does that do, by the way? I don't want to look at my husband's pores.

34:52 Right. This is the optometrist claims to invent lens three times better than 20-20 vision. and your sight is immediately corrected. Wow. That's like another hippie movement against all of this technology. into that way. Like people just want it. They, like, they want, they cannot wait. Like someone No, he's great. I love technology. I think about it all the time, like what exactly is happening.

38:26 sure, but it's absolutely not true that that's the only innovation. Have you seen Oculus Rift? range of things that people are interested in, I mean, I had this guy in Aubrey de Grey recently who is this life extension guy from, he was originally, where was he? And who's funding that? I mean, I'm sure they've probably gotten some money. Will you explain what SpaceX is? I don't know.

41:28 That was 25 years ago. That's one of the reasons it shut down. Right. Yeah, they were. Did he come from? Yeah. That's for fucking sure. I just think that's foolhardy. Wow. 71. Those people are idiots. you're explaining and everyone's listening and then it'll end in laughs. material for 15 years? You know, those guys that you'll occasionally see at the store,

45:11 They're making it the comedy show. That's that's when the audience connects with it and you're locked in everyone's No, I saw you the other night. And they agree with you the way you led the whole audience along. But you know what I'm saying? It's hard. He was? Well, one thing I think you can do is really try to feel it. oh, well, maybe I can, like, almost like

48:42 joke already in this set because i am all over the place and I don't have an order sometimes. But then how do you know the clothes? Yeah, you gotta be careful any bit that's so strong you can close with it. This past November? Too much pressure. and some of the jokes are like, you know, It's so hard. yeah that's what my therapist said because i was like i think i think I might smoke, you know, maybe I shouldn't smoke pot.

51:15 It can definitely fuck with you. Like, I know people that just smoke pot all day, every day, which I don't recommend. Like, I take, I'll take breaks off working out. I'm not doing shit. total opposite like they can't even find me like i vanish i shut my phone off and i just don't i don't respond I like doing archery. point of references limits your mind like there's certain people that like all they give a fuck

53:52 I just think it's an ugly aesthetic. I just hate it. There's a lot of conservative people's not cool. They're so conservative. And they just seek out any possible way that they can be themselves. It's like, that's no way to live. You're responsible for it totally. right way, which I've kind of like cultivated over the last decade or so of my life, that when I

56:29 made it connect with this bit. up like with it like i woke up at like 5 30 and with this nightmare in my head it was like a weird But the idea, I think one of the ways it relates is like when you're putting together a bit, gotta figure out how to put it back together again but that's what i'm talking like that's But you shouldn't be afraid of like, what if I bring a whole bunch of people to see you and I love one of your alien bits?

58:52 Well, I don't think everything needs to be new all the time, but my stuff has a cycle, I could be adding new stuff to a new bit. on, like, folk music, and it was... hippies anyway. I mean, he has a whole album of low-key... you're made of. and that was kind of weird. Yeah, I can't listen to my old stuff. It was after September 11th. we what the fuck are you talking about what is this we, like, you know, we got to win this election because we what is this? What the fuck are you talking about?

1:02:39 Come on, you have to play them. Really? Because I'm a woman and I feel like, you know, we still can't get abortions. It's like, I just don't understand how that is a life that we need to worry about. Well, yeah, I have a joke about that, too. But see, that's political without being like, we Democrats, we Republicans. And the fact that that women have to wait 72 hours to have an abortion in Oklahoma now and zero hours to buy a gun.

1:04:47 With their body. She wanted to keep the baby. that is not the kind of child that you're raising right now. It's like, it's not alive yet. But she didn't want to get it. It's very dark. bodies and themselves and if they want to get on drugs or if they want to have an abortion like You're part of the problem of keeping people back I mean I mean, right?

1:08:28 It's like, if you know you don't want the baby, why do you have to go do counseling? people especially Christians and that's the way a lot of people feel like like You've got to do everything I do. No, I broadcast it to 14 million people a month. And I think that the real problem that people have with How many of these people that are anti-abortion are pro,

1:10:40 It's it's it's such a stupid way to direct their religious fervor. You know, there's a lot of people that think that you should execute prisoners, you know, That is so fucked up. You can't get through unless you're pro-life. People could prove me wrong, but that's pretty much a ten. I mean, that's really, Reagan was the first Republican to court those, like, really radical religious people because they realized back then that there's a lot of power in that movement.

1:13:30 recruiting aspect to that religion that you don't see in buddhism you don't see in judaism you don't You've got to take like... But I like Judaism. Yeah, but does that have to be a religion? there's beautiful things in probably all religions. It's such a out, So it's like, why not learn? I mean, I'm, I want to learn more about Judaism. I'm dating a Jew.

1:15:34 short period of time. My parents Like religion was the answer. And, uh, cause I was just terrified. But then going to Catholic school cured me of that shit. Anytime I'd ask a question, they were assholes. no not communion, confession Whoa. And then he's like, and I said, well, I do smoke pot. Oh, that seems like a pretty... But I think they're trying to be more like that.

1:18:01 They have like a gold-plated apartment or something. A Popemobile. You've never seen the Popemobile? That is so funny. I got to get a photo shoot in one of those ASAP and drive around my hometown and do a waving. Is that real? I have to hear these Because it's taking it back. We'll play this. Is this him singing? This is for the farmer working the wheat fields, growing the long grain.

1:21:21 they're like, no smart person will vote for us, Anyone who's gone to college would not vote for this. This time the campaign is on point, judging by this official Santorum for President campaign song. And that we haven't figured, I mean, it's kind of good that there's other people trying. I mean, you can't be a human. How about a lesbo? Someone who is in bed with the military industrial complex.

1:23:45 And the way they make massive amounts of money is they bribe politicians. Well, there used to be restrictions on corporations, especially corporations that would benefit from political influence. Because when we first started, it was only legal in a few states. When that guy went down for corruption, everybody's like, duh. get the ufc to turn those casinos into union casinos. So there's a lot of fucking

1:26:11 Like the corporate, you can't have, you can't have one without the other. Where it's they can easily investigate all of the the transactions that have gone back and forth or the communications that have gone back and forth so Listen, you and I have been threatening to do a podcast forever, and we finally did it. You don't have to worry. the Barack Obama for women?

1:28:14 He's trying to get you to think he's a good guy. Like people. Here's my hope. And it's being exchanged in a way... You can't be lied. Like, you know, I remember Ronald Reagan on TV lying about the new studies are coming out that says that marijuana is one of the most dangerous drugs ever known. fucking wars and you want to go to Syria what's the big deal about Syria what

1:30:24 You could fucking do your banking online. You vote for a representative, and that representative represents your state or your district. raise money for revamping You and I are laughing. Do you know how many fucking I can't wait. It's another new internet thing. There's a lot of things happening. Now I'm all amped. We created Nerdist. I don't know, like, a long time ago.

1:33:19 That's my new show. fucks are you okay bye everybody this is gonna be here tomorrow. Rich Voss.