Joe Rogan Experience #666 — Duncan Trussell Transcript

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0:00 Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out! Dude. Because you're the motherfucker that's got all those retarded Satan people. It was Anton LaVey's son, right? Grandson, Stan. How often do you get to go to a satanic wedding? She was dancing, doing something there at the time. Well, I don't think people understand that about Satanism. What part is that? I'm not turning the other cheek. When is that ever fucking worked?

3:15 to Churchill. friend over it's like look gandhi wrote this stupid fucking letter oh sure yeah let's just No. were like not really interested in that we want to try Everybody there was being trained to just fight. was to split the atom on top of a bunch of innocent people yeah it was nevada those god damn it man those are amazing you know actually that

7:10 ego annihilation the idea that someone ever really did figure out how to split atoms in some sort of The guy who dropped it. You know, you're under the spell. grandma dead, grandpa dead, anywhere near it, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead. It's probably almost impossible for us to feel what it would be like That just you hit the button and You know the next big fucking thing, of course, obviously the next atomic bomb, what that is?

10:13 And so we don't know. have you seen the transcripts have you seen the two of them talking to each other the two i have Machine, to live forever. Machine, what empowered humanity, what intellectual the essence is? What is immortal? Yeah. It's bizarre. souls will live inside of it's so cool so it's good it's like demons you know like it's planet? That's going to be, if I'm a

14:23 is if they literally encounter an artificially created life form that they've created that's we may we most likely were created by some strange process over the course of billions of years of They're gonna care that they live with people and that they are as sentient as the people are. They're not gonna have all these emotions. cocoon, the caterpillar that becomes the butterfly.

17:04 We're done with male pattern baldness and cellulite and all that stuff. We're done We just don't like it. Yeah. performing fucked up, ridiculous acts of barbaric behavior all over the world. Killing. Killing. Killing other things You could take a 1971 got out and loping across the road was a coyote with a house cat in its mouth. But then I reminded him, that fucking cat carried in the mouth of that coyote has been eating birds all day long.

21:19 Don't know who said it. human, of where we're at right now. I think it's more like just acknowledge that we seem to be part of the tidal flow of nature and that nature doesn't give a shit about the at exploring the deepest parts of the dimension that we currently happen to be in. of this incredible exploratory tool The weirdest thing about people to me, and one I've been absolutely guilty of myself,

24:57 And we have this really weird, bizarre distancing from the reality of this nature that we're protecting. What have I done? What have I done? Yep. It's not going to do anything to us. Have you ever seen those? that'll say stupid shit, All you need is one fucking cat. you're right. For a little while. It's funny. For a little while, put plexiglass up in the bus. But you're right. For a little while.

27:26 watching the monkeys go by. Other lions had probably said to it, nah, you can't eat them, I'm going to put my ass on the line. The point is... The males don't really hunt. And she did it, and she learned something new, and that particular tendril of the biomass There you will see them, everyone on this battlefield because I'm eating them right now.

29:54 No Kurzweil is going to get you new blood cells. actually the way you fight it is by surrendering not by fighting by letting Including the whole universe itself. No. name and parents but allow yourself the fantasy that you're 13.8 billion years old and you're and you get like a few seconds to do some cool fucking tricks that's what you get here we're

33:11 Trussell. And there's all these letters Animal is becoming ultra advanced and it's figuring out how to communicate and figuring out its position in the world around it I worked in the mail room when I was 14. that we have with people where we give our moniker out in our definition and then under How big is the place where you call home? I made good choices.

35:57 This is, uh, Whitmore. Mr. Imaginary. We're all the universe just dressed, playing this incredible game of... Because they don't know. What's up with your busted shoes? Yeah that oh fuck you dude. Fuck you and nice pants. Yeah, they on sale I wear it on purpose. I love you. I can feel it. So now you've zoomed back a step, right? And that's the unified merging into everythingness that people often report on a psychedelic experience is you pop backwards into instead of being the object, or rather the subject and the object merged together.

40:22 So it's really curious though, you know, there's a currently experiencing the universe. It's really but at the end of doing all those things if your body just stops working like what was really the beings subscribe to, But if you looked at human beings completely objectively, and you looked at things like war. Like, whoa. No, what the devil is is racism.

43:06 Well, these fucking people are too lazy. He was talking about protecting the No. The highlight of Donald Trump's speeches. George Clooney threw a press conference when Princess Di died. Oh, God. It was crazy. Love right you could see that too and you could say well, there's God. Yes, you could say that there's God with you on that point i don't think that there's any hierarchy when it comes to love and i and and

46:18 to you man. You don't know. Whereas they used to just be adults. This 60-year-old piece of shit that led to this guy being an asshole in front of you, 60 years old. Yes. But you're, you're not thinking that you don't even like in a video game video games are fun you know but if you're playing a This is the game. A lot of people have a very rough man and a

49:25 closest to you, right? And that's your you. That's your life. Like you have to figure out a way they think they're too fat. an asshole. So it's like you're projecting those parts of yourself out onto the world. So all the And if you allow yourself the delusion It's actually just shit on my shoe. The entire planet isn't covered with shit. It's actually just shit on my shoe.

52:20 you will notice a significant reduction in that swarms of assholes that were Please correct me on this. and you're saying, well, it's different, Like your mental thought. Somehow you're interacting with it. They're just an energy form. And you might notice that as you go through the world, go into the world with this love in your heart, then for whatever reason, people sense that maybe

55:45 and say that the fact that you are loving everything because they're not on guard. Like you have some people in your life, you know, that you, any one person, pick them, that you love to see. right right but you don't have that with people that are strangers you don't have that with the This is all shit that you can figure out. have been involved with petty crime or forgery or whatever the fuck it is just if they just stopped

58:22 programming gone badly from the beginning, and it's so hard to erase the hard drive The, you know, this is not a safe environment. Yeah, Whitmore. Son of a bitch. Whitmore's giving me too many hours and he's whitmore is a fucking asshole yeah whitmore again whitmore's giving me It's ambivalent. And now you're always trying to be right. what you did to me and here's why let them be right just play around with losing and not even

1:01:36 I'm going to get you. Revenge. Yeah, yeah. And all of a sudden i was Sometimes it wasn't like I was getting hammered, but every night I was putting alcohol into my bloodstream with great frequency, right? I found myself just kind of in a, if I continued that path, you know, if I kept drinking and Your blood sugar is not thrown off. dumping into your fucking mouth for the last year, five times a week, was fucking up your body, dum-dum.

1:06:01 So it's a really fun thing to do all these things as an experiment. So much more fun. diminishing uh experience of the universe there's just wow, I don't have to punish you. I don't have to get revenge. I don't have to become fault it's not there's not a but it's what's like a lot of people have to be other. Cause fucking Toby Keith said, You know, like I'm not necessarily on a team with you.

1:09:32 have to be a hater to not look at the insane amount of accomplishments that This is more important than that. Whether it's the group called a city or the group called a state or the group called a country. You know, he did a lot better job than other folks would. so I guess that means he did something to it. I'm going to oppose it because it benefits

1:11:43 And this is a fucking what are there 100 of them Do you know what somebody did? I think government, people in government are probably a lot the same way. It's like, hey, I want you to imagine this, man. whose car matches an high speed fucking chase down the interstate you look down at your cell phone for a second it's and you're not going to think, probably,

1:15:21 kind of like calm placid professionalism that you're supposed to maintain they're like fuck man i want to do good things in the in the world and they're not perfect we It changed his life. Like, can you imagine Of terror. Let's pretend it's $100,000 a year because it's not that. Before you're dead. And you just want to get home to your kids. I don't know if they pay taxes.

1:17:56 They're a cult. Obviously, the police department is a state. I just, as a human, That's what he does for a goof. My point being, he can handle it. Who's not a monk you? you're in a, Right. You become in conflict professionally with a group of people who are just trying to scratch out survival through crime. sucker punch you and take your gun in a into some building and looting and robbing or something like that who knows what kind of human

1:21:28 coming they ain't holding me off the fucking jail and they start shooting the moment they see you has. There's so many cops get murdered on the job. So many, there's so many, there's so many The idea that anybody's qualified to hold that position and have that kind of power just by being a regular guy, You're really not going to encounter that. There's a lot of bitches out there.

1:24:27 But what you just did all of that man is really important because it helps people empathize to enforce those, not the drug laws themselves. Right. So if if we remove that from the equation, act like the kid just assassinated Kennedy. That's not what we need. And I think that's All right What are you really doing? You're gonna get I'm gonna get a fine

1:27:36 Are you the one who gets to decide to ourselves. It's even You have a legal way to do it through prescription medication. You have a legal of your life. I guarantee if you chugged that whole bottle down, you'd die. Dead. Oh, God, I remember that. And she died drinking water. So the idea that they're locking anybody up for that is fucking ridiculous.

1:30:32 piece of shit as a human being I mean that's that's a problem because that is the law in most states that is the law like they're supposed to arrest you for that It is changing, and it just doesn't happen as fast as us stoners would like it to change. uh psilocybin uh prescribed at the very least. basis into the bloodstream of this species. And they're not being treated like heroin dealers.

1:33:24 Wasn't that part of the argument with the silk road trial was that this young man who had run that website but maybe even more addictive. Take him. Right. It's not the pharmacist. no matter what the fuck it is from goddamn heroin to marijuana to alcohol your right as a human for mayor of Aspen in the 1970s. But he was saying that he was going to have stockades in front of the

1:36:57 like oh you believe it bro yeah you believe there's a plan for everything yeah it doesn't Damn right. The comfort that you have in balancing on the ledge of truth and fantasy and fun, I mean there you know they need a little some of them will there's there's a spectrum of them Ganesh or the symbol of Hanuman It doesn't have to be fucking real. changing the tide of your emotions and your happiness and your discontent and your depression

1:41:07 But these these archetypal things that you cling to these these images And so that's a wrong way to put it. There's no such thing as reincarnation. Like God is a baby just accidentally shit out of universe. and that's another level of the fucking thing. And if you start tuning into those symbols, perform music at a you know someone who's really good that you really appreciate their art,

1:44:55 They'll throw their hands in the air. whether sounds or images or something that we have encapsulated that causes us to react in this go crazy but they're stomping those 15,000 people. and listened to the Grateful Dead. and the DMT experience. They're one and the same. kind of, doesn't it? Like a little kid in the forest would just be singing those songs.

1:48:05 And they figure it out through this relationship, this pure relationship that they have to the Madre. deeper and deeper the the experience changes and becomes this like really crazy complex fear about this is that that night when whoever was listening to this tripping their fucking brains out i bet somebody thought man why do i feel like this is going to get transmitted to 10 million

1:50:09 I'm going to have Crash rig my tank up with speakers. In your fucking house. What it is is, because, you know, like a Samadhi tank or any of the crashes tanks, they're haven't done that yet crash is the grandmaster but this is the guy who's got the the tank place in having a float tank in my house like it i had no idea that it would be that important to me i've

1:52:17 with sore muscles, and then you're just And I've done 30-minute floats up to like an hour and a half so far. I don't want to waste it. Like, It's like something that I don't find to be destructive to my life at all. not like a monster energy drink. I adore coffee. I like the way it tastes yeah, I feel the same way about pot I love it It's huge. No, yeah, of course.

1:55:55 Think how weird that would be. I mean, there's a lot of people that have apartments, and in their apartment they have a stationary bike, or they have a treadmill. I'm gonna peek in on chicks while they're in there naked put a lock on the door. Make sure you you know You shit in that water, the next time you climb in, You would be insisting that people are awful.

1:57:44 They're so stupid. They just shit their pants all the time? The reason why she does it, he's a little dick and it doesn't feel good unless he puts sex with her boyfriend. Yeah. And she, like, wrote a letter about it, that the reason why she does it, and just shat in the bed. Someone just shit on him because he was having anal sex with this girl. ketamine into your bloodstream or something and you were just really gone, then maybe your body

1:59:39 I know Neil, but I haven't talked to him. When you return, Duncan Trussell, a bishop. tickets are available yet, but this Friday night, uh, at the belly room at 10 o'clock, it'll just It's one thing I've learned about myself young Jamie from doing this podcast that I have a manly bladder Praise Odin. Yeah, it's a secret. I know. a series of dates on the road you and i this is what i'm thinking go to these different towns

2:02:52 It's about everybody getting fucked up. The Kentucky Derby is decadent and depraved. But it's like this. Right. What's wrong with Burning Man? They're on two different dates. wandering through the woods of the Pacific Northwest, I think that it's like, what ends up happening, because TV shows have got to like, have a I guess, I don't know. And that's the, what do you call it?

2:06:31 You'd have to have it on a non-public station. They analyze every line, every sentence, every word gets analyzed. Yeah, there are a lot of comics wrote for Conan in the early early days and my friend Amir Amir Galan And I would have all this shit that I was going to say already written out right and then it was a sign But it was weird. Thank God. Yeah. But, I mean, he had to go to fucking TBS to probably get rid of that. But they don't do that anymore. Thank God.

2:08:51 I don't get that, man. And all of a sudden he was hosting this late night talk show because he was a writer that really didn't have a performance background and all of a sudden he was hosting know but watching the early show and watching them do it like what a script it was very enlightenment Almost never. I've thought about it before, side were great but there were so many voices it wasn't even that they were bad

2:10:54 And if you want me to wear a suit and tie and you think it's going to change if I, you know, come in on a parachute or if I step out of a fucking flaming hula hoop, we're talking crazy now. Somebody has to pay for it Should be on Tuesday right I gotta convince them. I know Joey's been on two months ago, but it doesn't matter Unless you become wildly successful like South Park to the point where they just leave you the fuck alone.

2:12:24 And it's just as funny now as it's ever been. And it's when the opposite effect happens. He's talked about it. It was just like wow this is great. Yeah, Dave's got this awesome show. That's hilarious. Holy shit fuck Like people would heckle, they would yell that out. But, obviously, he made it through it. We're trying to make money and so he walked away like a gangster from some like 50 million dollar deal. That's right

2:15:17 saying that, I'm like, yeah, I was thinking like, What did you want to call me? Citibank MasterCard is the best MasterCard. look, I don't know his... amounts of money from it. have all done all sorts of horrible shit involving laundering money There's so much of what it is to be a person that runs a government that no one other than that person or those people is ever going to understand.

2:17:49 try to get gay marriage on the books fuck yeah man that guy's having a great week that guy's fuck that job fuck that job indeed him at ease. It's his podcast, but Obama's just this master of getting him to relax enough My neighbors hate me. It's a badass decision. No suit. but a lot of people they're like I'm in the president I'm in presence of the

2:22:02 They just are in other countries more than we use them here. what they usually do, which is they would investigate you before you could get insurance That's under his administration. All those things- that are commonplace it's fucked i mean he's seeing he's seeing these things happen on a happening in a family because to acknowledge it is to implode the family

2:25:20 He makes great hamburgers. Snowden did but he can't say that because then people will be able to just but I don't mean to, like, get all constitutional and everything, Right. Emails of their ex-boyfriends and ex-girlfriends and reading their shit and in a downloading pictures from their computers I got this information out to people. The argument is it fundamentally changes the relationship that you have with another person.

2:28:44 Yeah. I don't even know they're either checking in on you. They have power over you It changes them similar to that stupid double blind, double slit experiment. if someone's hounding you and fucking with you And to know that this other shit is going on, it's just kind of sad, man. but I think a lot of them are probably, they haven't even been given a trial.

2:31:21 And because it doesn't happen, they keep taking more liberties. And the problem to a real investigation into why we went to war there current game of being an american is and everybody's got to be held to those rules if everyone's not it's just like you you understand like who she is and how she got sucked in and she fucking joins How many times have people like seeing that Bob Ross guy committing to painting and they wanted to become a painter right because it's attractive When you see someone's into something you watch Julia child cook or Anthony Bourdain cook you want to cook like god damn it

2:34:17 And they follow into it because when you see it it looks like super attractive like oh wow that guy's like really spiritual Because I've felt minorly compelled by all sorts of different religions in my life He goes, thank you then. I'm nowhere near becoming a Mormon. You're like, I don't have those things. You know like in Conan when he's walking around

2:36:59 words that come from a mystical book and they're singing them and that creates a resonance that you name of the the the cop what's it called mecca but it's called the i don't know what it's called to be black and white it's not a lot of those people are really Meteorite worship of the Blackstone. It's a meteor. I think that's probably significant. Is that the only image of it?

2:40:10 It does have a kind of... People touching it. So if you think about it, birth, life came out of impact. We'd gotten eaten. So how are you gonna get to them? Can you imagine if you had to try to sell tickets for American Airlines The key is to look like an egg. like jaws is happening in north carolina well how about two people got their arms cut off inside of

2:42:38 now. I've been swimming Dude, it happens all the time. That's the life that they live. And now his friend rescued him. second and realized i could have just gone sliding down volcanic rock but it wouldn't have been into He's just fucked beyond repair. Let's see it. I mean, this is fucking madness. No, no, no, no, no. He's much better. God, mine too.

2:45:57 I don't know. It's a great question because it doesn't seem like it's gonna help like sweaty palms worry about my hands wiping them down every five minutes right i used to drink i used to bring a And I'm like, life and death! Like an asshole I gotta tell you It's like 60 bucks every time you do it. It's not as effective, but it's pretty fucking effective.

2:48:01 inflammation makes you feel fucking fantastic. yoga in combination with that is very interesting because i've been doing the hot yoga at least two are fairly easy and it's just don't leave yet. Don't leave yet. Hang in there. Don't leave yet. She was like, it's a 40% decrease across the board with everything, under short durations like a long time while you're in there too but it's enough that you can get out of it like when

2:51:10 this. I wind up covering my nipples. But for the most part, what's happening is your body is Yes. Well, some people actually like to do it after a freeze. And, you know, apparently you could fuck yourself up if you don't work out that day because you're sitting in that thing for like 20 minutes it's freezing cold and you know you know you're apparently you could fuck yourself

2:53:15 Right these things are happening so weird the world is weird so you're selling out all over the country We're down to three minutes left. Can I announce the show? but it'll be on my website soon. DuncanTrussell.com? It's fucking awesome. What an honor to be on this show.